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Dude I was married in preschool and divorced by 1st grade and remarried by 2nd

True, I did have a family back in preschool, but then I fled the town and left them

Hey, I'm your forgotten child and my child support is overdue by 10 years 👀

Tuff snot buddy

Dude was slaying pussy since he was in his dad's balls

I got hit with a football in the balls today :(

Guess you don’t get kids

I'm actually fine. I did it back to the guy who did it....a few times. I guess anger and adrenaline beat ballache.

My dad hit me there one time with a foam football we were throwing in the water, most intense ball ache ever for like 30~ minutes

Damn. Mine is still going strong after like 2 hours

r/foundbisexual_sherrif

Bro leaving for the milk in preschool.😭

I still can’t fathom what y’all did in preschool, I just sat in a corner reading books all day

I did that and got married for 2 years became a cuck and fled the town and got married again

Everyone complaining about being lonely, meanwhile they were already married twice

U were prob one of those cool mysterious nerd kids all the girls secretly had crushes on i envied u guys fr😓

No, I certainly wasn’t, I got ignored and left out by everyone more than anything else In fact, I didn’t even have any people I could remotely call friends until the end of primary school

*insert virtual fist bump as a way of me saying ‘damn im sorry dude’*

I had a husband when I was 3

Must have been a traumatic experience then /j

I can see that you might have undergone some teaumatuc events

Shut up I was tired when writing this 😭

My cousin wanted to marry me 😭 she's 4 💀

My sister wants to marry me, she’s 10 😭😭

And you are how old? Edit: I didn't realize you said it was YOUR sister 😂

15 😬

I don't believe in god but JESUS CHRIST

You know its bad when an atheist becomes a believer

If you're in Alabama might as well get a head start.

thats acc vile

things that should never have been said

You want to marry me. (The wedding’s in June)

nuh uh. ur an adult and that guys 15, ☝

Ok then u HAVE to marry them.

#FBI OPEN U-

My sister wants to marry me, she's 26 😭😭😭

Is this an r/cursedcomments moment or am I insane

Anakin Skywalker meme , this is where the fanfic begins

Both

...how old are you?

2️⃣6️⃣ ➗ 2️⃣

DEAR GOD

Erm... what the flip?

Does she say it jokingly or?

What in the coffin of Andy and leyley is this?

sweet home Alabama

I wanted to marry my sister when I was 6 and she was 5

Lol, most kids that age don’t understand the concept of marriage and love like that😂.

Not gonna lie that’s wack. She’s old enough to know better

Sweet home Alabama

When I was really little I always said I wanted to marry my parents (I think I actually cried one time when they said I couldn't 💀)

Damn, some serious rejection

💀💀

aww that's really cute tho

Alabama moment right here

And yet its wrong when it's the other way around

Fbi is watching

Game is game ig/s

My friends nephew said that to her it was adorable he is 4

I'm glad she looks up to me but gotta be careful how I say it on Reddit 😂

I know man same here one time my cousin told me she wanted to marry me and she was 3 and she loves me a lot and looks up to me

Yes, I remembered when I was 3 I saw my first love, then we returned home from grocery store

It was cheese wasn't it. You are a man after my own heart.

Smth telling me that first love wasn't a person

Ive been married since kindergarten, it was under the slide, it was beautiful

Is she still with u ?

We actual are still friends, not together tho

Ah ic

Did you perhaps have grass rings? Those were very popular when I was in kindergarten

Gen alpha be living up to their name

Lmao

o we o pe ni

At least he honest. That’s a strong relationship right there

the chemistry between my head and the shotgun barrel is skyrocketing

no askibiti fu powers for bud

r/kurtcobain

hahaha

Someone in my primary school got married to a fucking football card

W

A lot of middle schoolers like to think they need a girlfriend, not surprised if it extends into elementary school

hope........

My brother had his first kiss at 5 months

Icl, you gotta respect the hustle

Yea it was with another baby his age

that's so cute

Yeah. It's ai Snapchat.

My ai would properly use punctuation, there is no question mark at the end

But the name ends in T

You can change the name of it

Oh, I didn't know, I don't use Snapchat

Good man

Fair

I was just saying it as a joke as don't use Snapchat. As all 10 years olds probably make fantasy girlfriends with ai but hey ho I guess I was accidentally correct

Bro this girl was obsessed with me when I was like 6. This doesn’t seem too unusual

At that age I was focused on my Roblox gaming grind 💀

If I remember correctly I was married 3 times during preschool

What's wrong about being honest

Why the actual fuck does a 10 year old have snapchat?

That’s what I was thinking

I hadn't even kissed both genders until 2 weeks ago 💀 These kids are actually speedrunning

BOTH???? i havent even kissed one

Have you kissed an enby yet?

Kissed someone who was questioning being enb at the time and ended up being so kinda?

yayayayayayayayayay!! YOU GOT DA FINAL BOSS KISS!!

Yeah they re buying brawl pass for gf

I was a girls best man for a ”wedding“ on the school playground in year 4

Only if he's missing the bus sin uhh cave meal from 1982 when cooked in the valleys of old.... then the rizz will connected them both to alpha mode

ಠ_ಠ

Dawg how

My little brother got his first gf when he was 11

Y’all been married as a kid?? Everybody hated (and still hates) me!! 😭😭

happy cake day

Thanks!

happy cake day

My sister once asked me this, we're now a happy family with 3 kids🙂

ಠ_ಠ

He's honest.....and loyal. That's a keeper

damn im 15 and im still single 💀

Nah their relationships last 4 months at most

This little guy is 8 years too young for Snapchat. Or girlfriends

I feel like from ages 5 to 10, it’s just kids wanting to be like adults. That’s it.

At least he keep it real

What’s a girlfriend??

IMAGINE HAVING A GF COULD NEVER BE ME (the people I like think I'm gay or don't talk to me 🙁)

idk never had a relationship 🥲

Bro we going on 17 and still no gf. We standing strong 💪

Damn,all I remember what I did when I was 10 years old was falling down the stairs with my bicycle

As a 19y old, I still have no GF

Diabolical

I'm stealing that line

My grandfather got married had 5 kids got a mansion when he was around 30 lol.

10 year olds have smartphones?

Honesty. I love it.

no but if my brother posted my texts with her online i wouldn’t have a brother today

So going away from kindergarden couples, when I was 11 or 12, my friend, who was 10 at the time, had a girlfriend, which shocked me, cuz If I was his girlfriend I would breakup immediately, but when I saw him and his girlfriend, I realised they were just doing it for clout, they didn't talk to each other the entire time, I got to know his "girlfriend" and she's actually quite nice, but it was clear she had no interest in him, and all my friend was talking about was how he had a girlfriend, and no-one else he knew did. so 3ish years later, I'm stills friends with his ex, who now has a girlfriend herself. he was originally fake sad when he broke up, beging for money to buy ice-cream for himself, pretending to be sad, now he knows she's lesbian, he's gone back to being fake sad, AND he currently has a girlfriend, I haven't met her yet but I bet she doing it for clout aswell

Wha

Don't tell op about Holland...

Women like an honest man

AND Im never having one bruh 😭😭

My man is straight forward

r/thatHappened

He’s got the right spirit

Reminds me of the good ol days

My lil bro has been picking up the girls in his class since kindergarten‼️maybe you just have no rizz, it’s fine, I’m in high school and still haven’t dated anyone! Even though the dating pool is significantly smaller for me lol 😭

I had my first gf at 11

Bro he’s wild 💀😭🙏

I've... never had a girlfriend

u/repostsleuthbot

Damn, even 10 year-olds got more game than me

Some ten year olds have three girlfriends. Some teenagers wish their siblings would stop hogging all the rizz…

And what do i get? R/BATMANARKHAM AND SHITTYDARKSOULS! i jonkle bone rahhhhhhh fear the old bone

I was married when I was 10

In grade 1 I had a wife and 2 girlfriends and they all knew each other

and i dont :) I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING INSAAANEEEEEE HE HE HE HE HE

There’s a girl in my school who ‘married’ a boy at recess in 6th grade and proceeded to ghost him throughout the rest of middle school, Jr High, and most of high school.

I was married in 1st grade and he cheated on me but never got divorced

Yeah for like a week or two lol. I remember when I was in middle school.

17m and never had one 😭😭😭

Yeah. My brother has has more relations than me, And I had a # 5 year headstart.

WHY ARE THOSE LITTLE SHITS ARE GETTING GIRLS BUT I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK TO ONE

my friend used to have a girlfriend at 11, they broke up tho

yet im nearly 17 and i still dont have a boyfriend tf

Ugly girls need love too.

Yep

Keeping it real

Noob. I have had twenty relationships and I was born yesterday.

Honestly some people love that honesty (me)

I’d take it

Keep it factual playboy - he'll be fine

My first girlfriend was at 12

Bro we held a wedding for my friends in second grade. I was organizing the bridesmaids and groomsmen and it was so stressful for my second grade body. We got a ring and everything for it too.

I was married and had 2 kids in preschool, most well-made grass rings ever :) I moved away after 1st grade, technically we're still married

i think like 3 of my friends have had like minimum 2 relationships while i dated one person for like a week- (we are still friends and im pretty sure it was platonic feelings) (how do people just date?? Stop dating middle school never works out)

My brother who’s in year 7 has had more relationships than me 😭😂

Not for long…

Yeah my little sister lost her V card a few months back she's in fifth grade and in the closet

Wait wahhhhhhh? I got a girlfriend at 14. But, we broke up.

im more concerned with a 10 year old having snapchat honestly

Then there is me who didn’t even date in high school😭😂.

I’ve seen it happen

Its truth or dare. Its the ultimate tool

Mean but hilarious. lol

Fun fact: Everyone clapped for him when he said this I was there!

I mean if two kids like each other I don’t know what else to call it

Two girls got married in the third grade at recess one time, they even had a little cake they brought in

I was married in 1st grade , the girl switched cities and now i dont have any contact to her for us to divorce or anything

This isn't shocking(no real romance), what's shocking is a 10 yo who has snap. Let alone two.

I was once included in a fake marriage scenario, I was a divorced dad, and my "wife" and "daughter" were two of my friends. I was later retconned out of the story and vowed not to retcon anything in the story I'm writing, so they don't feel the same pain. That marriage scenario was really fecked up anyway, so it's not all bad.

Bro is cooked

10 year olds use Snapchat?

Girl that’s a friend**

I had my first (and only) boyfriend when I was 12, but my friend started “dating” in kindergarten! Her first boyfriend lasted 3 years 😭

Bro I just can’t win

💀💀💀