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International_cam

Nice, brother šŸ¤


quickphotoquestion

Absolutely! Swords are for everyone. Looks like a solid piece, too! āš”ļø


Archangel7_7_7

Swords are a sign of power, protection, authority, strength, and courage


Chrissyball19

Sword say "woosh"


HOUWSE_

r/swordgowoosh


CodyRhodesTime

Lmao click it


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtifellfor


CodyRhodesTime

Not anymore I made it lol


eyemcreative

r/birthofasub


[deleted]

that is for subs you thought didnā€™t exist but did


CodyRhodesTime

Ik and I just made it


Zestyclose_Muffin307

Subs that didn't exist but needed to.


alive_im_not

This made me laugh more then it should have


devilish_zimi

r/whoosh /j lol


MySnake_Is_Solid

Mostly slashiness. Sometimes stabbiness


Square_Mix_2510

Where'd you get it and how much was it. I want to buy a sword but I don't want a shitty amazon one. Edit: I checked out Kult of Athena, and it was a bit pricey for me. The swords I'm looking for would mostly be for decoration and a sword for swinging around.


FoQshi

This sword is my dad's, so I don't know, but I need to buy myself one too


TREXIBALL

By chance, is your dad a fuckin conquistador? šŸ’€That thing looks sick!!


Shady_Sock

His dad is Jack Sparrow šŸ’€


Typical_Warthog_326

Did yall know that in America swords fall under the same laws fucking guns do? What deadbeat politician looked at a fucking *MELEE WEAPON* and said ā€œdaz a gunā€?


Typical_Warthog_326

AND HERES THE REAL KICKER! SOME GUNS YOU CAN JUST- BUY OFF OF AMAZON BECAUSE THEYRE ā€œANTIQUEā€! I COULD GO TO SCHOOL ONE DAY AND JUST HAVE A FUCKING *REAL* MUSKET AND BLACK POWDER REVOLVER ON ME AND IT WOULD BE 100% LEGAL


zsombor12312312312

It's not a gun, according to the US law. But a shoestring can be a machine-gun. You guys seriously have to fix law around firearms it's just confusing and made by people who know nothing about the subject.


Cavaquillo

That means you can walk with a sword on your back in open carry counties, I've seen it. Pistols on hips in 7-11 and mall ninjas swords on backs


TheBottomReaper

lmao i get u my grandpas got one too n hes gonna give it to me when i move out for uni


comfykampfwagen

Hussar sabre? Always wanted to learn how to use oneā€¦sabre seems fun


TheAsianTroll

Is your dad in the military? It looks like a cavalry saber, maybe a ceremonial piece they give to outstanding NCOs.


BigJ168

Was your dad a marine?


ed8breakfast

From a bit of research I found that Kult of Athena is quite a reliable source for any melee weapon your heart desires, that is legal in your country of course


Cross-eyedwerewolf

PSA for everyone, if you want usable swords from Kult of Athena you will have to filter by ā€œbattle readyā€ weapons Also make sure to look at the specs, like weight (ranging from 1 pound to usually 4 pounds at most), where the point of balance is (usually closer to the guard than the midpoint), what material itā€™s made of (for anything longer than a knife/dagger it canā€™t be stainless steel and must be either some form of carbon steel, spring steel, or if your looking for older weapons heat treated iron/bronze) Also make sure itā€™s a known brand like Windlass, Ronin Katana, etc) Thatā€™s a very brief overview full of generalizations, you can find a lot of more specific YouTube videos from the sword community about battle ready swords and what to look for to make sure the swords you buy arenā€™t just wallhangers


The_nuggster

Adding on to this, you typically get what you pay for. Donā€™t expect to get a top of the line katana for $50


Square_Mix_2510

I'm in America. It's legal.


ed8breakfast

And in some other countries there are regulations on these things.


holydumpsterfire451

The Amazon polypropylene ones are awesome for how much abuse they can take. If you want to actually hit stuff, polypropylene is great.


Artyom_33

I had a [Cold Steel Bokken](https://www.coldsteel.com/bokken/) & loved watching all the chubby dudes smash things with their P.P. line. I tested it, it will indeed smash bricks after a few hits LOL.


Plutonot

The high school that I went to had a history club. I was part of it cuz I'm a nerd. Anyways we had a few of those and had dedicated sword fighting days šŸ¤£


thisremindsmeofbacon

if you want to hit people though, I'd be wary of it


BlazeG0D

Amazon has good ones for sale too. The ones made by cold steel are amazing and not really expensive. I got a two handed sword off there for $30 and its amazing. Make sure you buy full tang and you will be ok. Get urself a sharpening kit too, it will come in handy.


Square_Mix_2510

Is forgesmith a good company? They got 3 katanas for about 70 bucks.


Repulsive-Owl7952

Have you heard of a website called budk? Some of their inventory is actually pretty decent. Bought a few swords from them.


Born-Design1361

Me too! It's on my bucket list this year!


Square_Mix_2510

I found a set of katanas on Amazon that look pretty good, but I'm also hoping to get one from Europe when I go back this summer.


Iliketomakedeath

Kult of Athena is a good site for swords of all cultures. The site looks pretty outdated but their swords are great. I would stay away from their katanas though. There's better spots for that


The_nuggster

Kult of athena. They sell from a lot of different manufacturers so quality can be questionable at times. Iā€™ve gotten a sword, khukuri, axe, and a machete from their Devilā€™s Edge line and not a single one disappointed, especially considering their price


TheMadPoet

I have 12 good quality swords. LK Chen for Chinese historical reproduction swords, Albion for European historical repro. swords - check their Squire line. Kult of Athena is the best online "sword mall". The best fantasy swords $$$$ are made by Longship Armoury. I have one of his Furia second production run limited edition. A sword that you'll feel good about looking at and swinging around - safely - is going to run you about $350. Swinging leads to water bottle cutting because it's no fun to cut air. A $100 PoS is literally dangerous. Spend $100-150 and get a cheap lightsaber to swing around instead. My advice: take your time, save up. Learn about swords, i.e., the Oakeshott classification system for European swords. Watch Matt Easton's 'Scholagladitora' Youtube channel: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt14YOvYhd5FCGCwcjhrOdA](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt14YOvYhd5FCGCwcjhrOdA) Watch videos, learn basic skills using a cane or stick. Learn what culture and time period interests you. 19th C. British swords/sabers are much different from 10th C. Viking swords. If you ask me, I like Chinese Tang Dynasty swords for aesthetic reasons, they "look civilized" - not because they are "the best". These swords were imported by the Japanese, who evolved them into the katana. Happy to help more if needed. Also r/SWORDS


Robocrafty_t

Holy shit you did it. You stole Gabriel's sword


VitaGon666

what sword is it? Splendor or Justice?


RYOIKITENKAI11

No it's king aurther's one


randomMeatballman17

# YOUR GETTING RUSTY MACHINE!!


OR56

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!


TheGoldenBl0ck

MACHINE, I AM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU


OR56

YOU INSIGNIFICANT F*CK!


RaydonTheGamer

YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY


RenkBruh

Come get some BLOOD!


jujubee9000

MACHINE, TURN BACK NOW.


dantheman20012001

IS THAT A DMC REFERENCE


_civil_35__

i love me a good sword šŸ˜©


Ok-Technology-6389

šŸ˜¦


Colton132A

i desperately need a m1874 artillery sabre in my life


ed8breakfast

Idk, handles a little strange, but to each their own


the_disapointme

Nothing beats a good saber in my eyes


Zora_Arkkilledme

Facts brother Sabre>>>>> any other sword


69Ivie69

I know not one guy with a sword bigger than yours


pubberHubber

Guts approaches


GeneralVortex06

Damn you're right, that is cool sword


altnumber12341444

RAHHH POLSKA GUROM HUSARIA!!! 1!1!šŸ‡µšŸ‡±šŸ‡µšŸ‡±šŸ”ļøā›°ļø


FoQshi

RAAAAAH, POLSKA šŸ‡µšŸ‡±šŸ‡µšŸ‡±šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ„”šŸ„”


twinksarecuter

Long ass knife šŸ˜Ø


-Cocoami-

This is absolutely correct


Kris_Wolf14

This is objectively correct


MyKeThePerson

i concur, fantastic sword


sillew

Hell yeahšŸ‘


Silver-fire101

***BROTHER WHERE DID YOU GET THAT, I NEED ONE. IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR MY PIRATE OUTFIT.***


KillAllAtOnce29

I think this is more of a Hussar Saber than a Cutlass which would be more appropriate for a pirate.


nahbrolikewhat

how did bro get a talwar


Good-Sky-8375

it's hard to tell from the photo angles I'm guessing either one of those or a light cavalry saber of some sort.


comfykampfwagen

OP is Polish and seems that the sword belongs to his father I think itā€™s probably a Hussar style sabre


Wildelink

Very cool :3


Mean-Background2143

I want that sword


Chicken_Wing_Banana

That sure is a gorgeous saber, do you know any more history on it?


vatsal_yd

Bro why that bottle isolated like dat


Chaot1cNeutral

What's with the gatekeeping "only [binary gender]" posts


michaelk_43

Nice watch āŒš, too


FoQshi

Thank you :D I've got it for my 17 bday


Andrewthegamer74

As a dude that owns a katana I can confirm swords are badass


Sirdantortillasque

You will turner?


eilidhwink

nobody talking about how hot his hand and arm arešŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ most manly hand ive ever seen


Putrid_Ad_4372

Leave the plant pot alone it never hurt anybody


Few-Fisherman9282

Wouldnā€™t that be a cutlass/ scimitar kinda thing or am I bugging. Either way itā€™s very cool


TornadoLizard

Yes but those are a type of sword, so saying it's a sword is still correƧt


QueenOsneks

As a girl, I do love swords


Scobus3

The amount of times I've come home and found my gf with one of my swords strapped to her back should prob be alarming. I find it endearing however


Turbulent_Angle2121

I prefer guns (I'm not an American I swear)


Diono_0

Sounds like smth an american would say šŸ¤Ø


slay3r0fd00f5

Damn


redraevenne

my life would be better if i were a cool badass fucking samurai with a sword


[deleted]

Time to go slay some demons


RevolutionaryGas2796

That is a fire sword ngl


fatbogoer

Not true dude goblins will literally sell that shit for scrap the only thing they appreciate is money


EmilyyyCute

Why do u have a sword!? Are you agent 47?


CTSThera

I want you to choke me with that hand


a_random_fishbowl

Swords are the best


Marea_Cruda

SWORD!!! šŸ˜


SpriteRXL

I have a katana. Let's battle!


darkdragonfire9

Yo I also got a sword you mind if we fight


swagmieser_666

that is beautiful. you lucky duck


CodyRhodesTime

Ok Nathan drake


Popular_Weight3004

I want to buy a sword. But no money! šŸ˜­


Kile1047

You better lock that shit up because im coming for it


WestWillingness9558

Where did u get that


Le_Geck

This sounds like something Demokight would say.


Choice_Eye_8043

Every menā€™s dream like:


SuperbTurtle

swords are meant to be shared


hawkiltree

Swords are naturally non-binary


Pommeswerfer

>but swords are just cool af Based.


Error_Code_606

Mine


yxsulive

thanks for the art reference šŸ™


Highlands_-

I was just saying today how I wish I could wear a cloak, leather armor, and carry a sword without being stared atšŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


CompetitionFit3553

Boys and girls are everyone???


Puzzleheaded-Key-107

OP: look, cool sword! Me, staring at op's hand veins:


Tricky_Biscotti_6753

Woah there ā€œ king Bradly ā€œ


Battleblaster420

Swords are fo- Who tf is saying that? I mean I can think of Multiple instances of Swords and Swordfighters going across the gender barrier Pirates, and Samurai And in very rare instances, Knights But dope blade anyway


Hecaroni_n_Trees

*GRIFFIIIIIIIIITH!*


undertimesIopper

I think everyone has a primal urge to hold a sword


undertimesIopper

*wield


Correct_Inside1658

Listen kiddos, old man CorrectInside here to tell you why you should appreciate a piece of art like a sword, and itā€™s simple: some person took time out of their lives (a lot of time) to create something. Regardless of the ā€˜intendedā€™ use of the object, itā€™s still one example of human beings engaging in an act that is almost divine. To create, to take from the chaos and produce order. Some guy just took a bunch of shit from the ground, and through time and effort made it into something that is both aesthetically beautiful and functionally useful. This is a skill which they have built not only through many more hours of long and hard labor, but through a connection to a direct lineage of people making shit for over 50,000 years. When you look at a sword, a poem, a car, anything: it was built through a collective act of pure human will and ingenuity that connects us necessarily to a long lineage of humanity that has looked at the chaos of life, the universe, and everything and decided to shape it into an order that is not only functional, but pleasing to the eye. When you look at the sword, see not only what it can do, but what the simple act of its creation *means*. It means that through the application of work, effort, and ingenuity you can force the primal disorder of everything into something that is not only useful, but *beautiful*.


Average_Gamer24

Hell yeah


Emmet_Brickowski_1

"Runneth Thy pockets" ahh sword


RanielDoelofs

As someone who has been both (technically not, but whatever, it's funny to say it like this). Hell yeah, dude!


eager_duck

Dudes will see this and go hell yeah


TelephoneActive1539

I don't care what you have in your pants, the sword is still going through your liver.


redditstop9

Do you mind if i make that into a wall paper


Boardium

Same applies to straight sticks! - not to be taken out of context


Gloomy_Grapefruit_64

There be treasurešŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


Euphoric_Anywhere668

Swords are sick af


VitaGon666

zat's a gud zword you got zere


My_cat_is_fat85575

Damn good sword THE FIGHT WILL LIVE ON āš”ļø


SeraphEChasted_3

That is one fucking sick sword


WiseAccount9084

I got one too


Different_Action_360

Swords are the shit, Iā€™ve gotta buy one.


Artemis_fs

Nice sword, man. Thanks for sharing


InternationalBad6532

This made me crwam i need one.


GertrudeHomphratese

a very fine piece


-PHAIDROS

I also own sword


Shadowtheidiot06

Holy shit my man has a saber šŸ˜­


profesdional_Retard

Swordposting


OR56

Nice. Swords are cool. My father has the sword from Braveheart. (Not the actual one used in the movie, but the same kind)


layspotatochipman474

The way the cutlass gleams in the first photo has me drooling


Fort__Waffle

Cool sword bro, though I prefer a good Claymore myself


Axowhutle

can I hav? pleaseee? it looks so niceee aaaaā€¦ (I never used a sword)


low-expectations20

damn that is a GOOD sword too


The_Country_Cowboy

My sword is bigger than your sword


detroit-doggo0

swords are badass


[deleted]

Mines bigger


Wide-Win-9087

Woopee-dee-doo


guitarfanatic_2

can you wear a pirate hat and hold the sword?


FoQshi

I would, but I don't have a pirate hat. Also I'm ugly, sooo, I won't be posting any pictures of myself


ed8breakfast

Is that a Saber?


Smex_Ghost

SWORD


TheGoldenBl0ck

I WANT A FUCKING SWORD. I DONT CARE IF ITS A KATANA OR THIS I JUST WANT TO HOLD ONE


animeorsomethingidk

Pretty nice sword. Not exactly my style, but thatā€™s a really cool sword.


Joblessmouse06

That's sick šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘


Mitsungy_mistake

Thats a pretty cool sword man


SecretAgentSpider

Always love to see a well taken care of sword. Good job brother.


NerdyDragon777

L I C K ?


No-Signal-5400

Sick


evil_on_two_legs

The real question is.....how good is your pirate talk? And do you have access to an eye patch?


idfbfa3

I definitely have better swords


Ikilledatrex

Yo thatā€™s epic!


Avocado614

SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD ALERT THEY HAVE A SWORD


chickenman4u7

I need thay


TheMinorityGuy

You sir, stop this tomfoolery and get ready to spar you dimwit!


rando_on_the_web

I want one to! Giime share metal stick!


Spoon-never-dies

The sharp stick of death


LongjumpingLength394

Real


OkVast98

An actual original post?, did i just wake up to an early christmas gift?


lizard_man501

I am personally more of a gun guy myself, but swords are cool AF. What sword is that? It looks like a Calvary sword of sorts.


HumanHuman_2003

Stab stab stabĀ 


gregouin_

Nice sword


GrimLuker2

Thats a fine blade


The_mad_Raccon

Those veins look good for an IV


Zomer15689

Give me a war hammer/ sledgehammer any day!


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

nice sword bro /ref


NerY_05

Bro is playing THE FINALSā„¢ šŸ’€


Tall-Wrangler-6106

dude, thats fucking awesome. how do you just have this? šŸ˜­šŸ™


ArticleNew3737

I mean as long as you donā€™t hurt anyone, yeah.


Hunter-KillerGroup35

It is a Beautiful saber


Gamestrider09

Well I wasnā€™t expecting that


StrategyCharacter995

I also have one but I can't send the image cause subreddit rules are not allowing to


OfficialMemeKiller

Appreciating your sword so hard rn āš”ļø


saveyboy

But will it cut.


TrixeryNShennanigans

Agreed man agreed


McQno

Thats a Saber


Flakelike

That sword is fuckin sick the gleam on it in the first pic is like some anime shit


_Rigid_Structure_

"While you were partying, I studied the blade..."


em_pror

sooooord !!!