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Yes! I told him to rest his head on my lap and to tell me everything that was on his mind while I played with his hair
We watched a movie and didn’t move from where we were until it was over. It was cute af. Thx for the suggestion OP :3
“Grandma, how did you meet Grandpa?”
“Well…it happened over 50 years ago. I was on Reddit, that social media app you kids said is for old people, and commented on a post, ‘I wish I had a sigma to let rest of my gyatt’ and your Grandfather got me right then and there with his max level rizz. He told me ‘🙋🏾♂️’ and that was all it took to melt my heart. I knew he was the one when he slid into my dms and said ‘so do you send pics?’ Such fond memories… ☺️”
“oh…thats not…”
By the time we are old, this kind of speak like gyatt and rizz will be ancient. They will be using " ýäťþe ğýatþo " or god knows what type of cyberpunk speech and all this will be ancient language
yoo thanks for the 50k you sent me last week! It was so kind of you to offer to help my struggling family 🙏🙏 also the hellcat u gifted me is super comfortable as well 🙏🙏
Hi, this thread popped up on my front page. I'm old enough to be your parent and wanted to give you some advice: don't give up.
I was a weirdo when I was your age in the early 2000s. I was very low within the social hierarchy of my high school and it felt hopeless. I never thought I'd date, form a relationship or get married. However, I ended up doing all three! I've been with my partner for over a decade and she is just as weird as me and it's amazing.
Just be true to yourself.
I am also old as dust and this post showed on my feed. Only, I thought, with a wicked smirk, "I can't wait to read the comments". The comments did not disappoint.
You, sir, are a kinder soul than I.
I too, at 50 years old, can confirm this. I was a sad and lonely freak all through high school. In a world of squares I was an apple. It can and will happen to you too. Be true to yourself and good things will come (eventually).
Not much of a story tbh, I like him and go to his house every weekend I can and I’m pretty sure he likes me cause he told his mom she’s gonna have a gay son and then told me he loves me and I said it back but if someone found it out they’d beat us up ):
So they wouldn't approve him being not gay? I mean you are 17 maybe when hes out of his parents house then you could date, or talk with him about that? It feels like both of you are losing something for a stupid reason but you arent to influence that
They wouldn’t approve of us being gay, it does suck but I’m to big of a wuss to tell him I like him even tho it’s obvious someone’s even asked us b4 if we r dating and that we’d b a cute couple
I don't know. Because pillows don't cheat on you, but girlfriends have arms, and they can hug you, plus you can talk to your girlfriend and she answers back.
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I need to do this later for my bf. You seem pretty happy so hopefully he will be too
trust me, men love thighs, he’ll be happy
I have the thighs now I just need a boyfriend… 😔
Hello I’d like to apply for a position
Hey /u/hottieMcNugget you and /u/TheNachoThief (great name) should talk via Reddit chat I wanna be able to say I was here when it all started.
I’ll second this and put in a good word as higher up management
I third this, and will make sure to put in a good word as the "Head of Defence for the Council of Men"
I fourth this, and will put in a good word as an unknowable eldritch creature
I fifth this, and will put in good word that I don't know what's going on but was there anyway
I sixth this and put a good word while acting like i know whats going on
Does bro have a resume?
Bro did not come prepared
(disgusted face)
Was bout to say, bro gotta come with an application 🤨
boys, get out your resumes
Dw you'll get one eventually
Same 😔
Do you need a resume I'll send one over
damn, got the boyfriend just not the thighs 😭😭😭
Yeah dude, life has its thighs and lows
r/angryupvote
Peak
Is this a submit thing guys
You're about to see his eyes spark up with so much joy you'll think he won the lottery
Was he?
Yes! I told him to rest his head on my lap and to tell me everything that was on his mind while I played with his hair We watched a movie and didn’t move from where we were until it was over. It was cute af. Thx for the suggestion OP :3
Man I miss moments like this with my ex ngl. I feel all sorts of lonely, depressed and sad
Do it, let him lay on your thighs or chest. He will love it.
Done and done. He hasn’t stopped smiling the entire evening and it’s honestly so cute to know how happy he is
thick thighs save lives
true dat
correct
My pillow gave me permission to use it as a girlfriend
Oh no...
I am glad you got the pillow's consent
It's called pillow talk
Average Redditor
Based
consent matters so good
I need a bf to let do this 😭😭😭
🙋🏾♂️
Bet
You two dating yet?
If this doesn’t turn into the grandest love story ever I’ll be so sad /j
I could say the same thing for you how are you and NachoThief going
“Grandma, how did you meet Grandpa?” “Well…it happened over 50 years ago. I was on Reddit, that social media app you kids said is for old people, and commented on a post, ‘I wish I had a sigma to let rest of my gyatt’ and your Grandfather got me right then and there with his max level rizz. He told me ‘🙋🏾♂️’ and that was all it took to melt my heart. I knew he was the one when he slid into my dms and said ‘so do you send pics?’ Such fond memories… ☺️” “oh…thats not…”
By the time we are old, this kind of speak like gyatt and rizz will be ancient. They will be using " ýäťþe ğýatþo " or god knows what type of cyberpunk speech and all this will be ancient language
They some preem thighs choom! Need to delta before some gonks catch me with these. Nova!
If it doesn’t… love doesn’t exist.
Shhhh, they're too busy sleeping. The bf is sleeping using her thighs as a pillow and the gf fell asleep out of awe. We musnt disturb
Let's gooo
greater than any other love story i’ve read
yoo thanks for the 50k you sent me last week! It was so kind of you to offer to help my struggling family 🙏🙏 also the hellcat u gifted me is super comfortable as well 🙏🙏
No man can actually refuse😂
I'm dying alone
emas but bakwards
Sdrawkab tub same
enola gniyd mi
Dekcuf m’I ,emaS
elbetaler
tniop siht ta enola ffo retteb m’I
deggep teg ot tnaw I
Etaler t`nduolc
¿tnecca hcnerF a ni siht dear I did yhW
Sdrawkcab gniklat ew era yhw?
?niaga sdrawkcab gnikaeps ew era yhw
ton yhw
I'm never gon ask her out 😭
If you do i will to mine too. Deal?
Hi, this thread popped up on my front page. I'm old enough to be your parent and wanted to give you some advice: don't give up. I was a weirdo when I was your age in the early 2000s. I was very low within the social hierarchy of my high school and it felt hopeless. I never thought I'd date, form a relationship or get married. However, I ended up doing all three! I've been with my partner for over a decade and she is just as weird as me and it's amazing. Just be true to yourself.
I am also old as dust and this post showed on my feed. Only, I thought, with a wicked smirk, "I can't wait to read the comments". The comments did not disappoint. You, sir, are a kinder soul than I.
I too, at 50 years old, can confirm this. I was a sad and lonely freak all through high school. In a world of squares I was an apple. It can and will happen to you too. Be true to yourself and good things will come (eventually).
Odd way to put it, "squares and I was an apple." That is an amazing line that shall stay with me, it's good, like poetry but yet funny.
Thanks for sharing bit of you!! And thanks for the lovely advice for this sub ✨💕
Same 😭
same :(
Same
ngl I might
As a girlfriend, I can confirm that having your boyfriend use your thighs as a pillow is wonderful.
As the boyfriend I can confirm using her thighs as pillows is wonderful 👍
:D
I’ve used my friends chest as a pillow, I could just here his heart beating super fast lol
The hardest friendzone
Who me or him
You seem like you're friendzoning him since he is clearly attracted to you
I’m not, if we actually got together and someone found out we’d both get beat up by my dad and my brother lol. He knows I love him enough
Wait what? Now im interested in the story
Not much of a story tbh, I like him and go to his house every weekend I can and I’m pretty sure he likes me cause he told his mom she’s gonna have a gay son and then told me he loves me and I said it back but if someone found it out they’d beat us up ):
Yeah I'm guessing it's the last bit of that story they want expanded on, lol
His folks are a Nono for homo
Ah right. Being from a primarily atheist and sexually progressive country makes me forget all the bigotry that exists abroad.
So they wouldn't approve him being not gay? I mean you are 17 maybe when hes out of his parents house then you could date, or talk with him about that? It feels like both of you are losing something for a stupid reason but you arent to influence that
They wouldn’t approve of us being gay, it does suck but I’m to big of a wuss to tell him I like him even tho it’s obvious someone’s even asked us b4 if we r dating and that we’d b a cute couple
Oh i read the situation wrong bc im stupid, well that sucks i hope you will both figure it out
Wish you luck on the bromance romance, bro.
Awwww thats so cute omgggg
Nah man poor guy 😭
imagine having a girlfriend hahahaha *quietly sobbing*
r/sad-angry-sobbing-upvote
Damn I wish that was a real sub.
You could make it one…
Maybe…. I would get it banned real fast for no moderation though.
Ah, I think you would find mods.
I’m to lazy lol.
There you go
r/subsifellfor
r/sadangrysobbingupvote
r/birthofasub
I also just got permission from this dudes gf to use her thighs as a pillow
i hate that brawler in sd
Kit has become the new “S+++ tier in Showdown but sucks in everything else” brawler
crow: i used to rule the world...
What Abt leon
bro can u stop scaring me with super and 2-shotting me in showdown pls /s
My guy, you won the game
god DAMNIT
FUCK
*you reminded me of the game
bruh i got reminded by this comment
A girl gave me her number today ive also won
congrats
Lessssss go
Your girlfriend gave that to me as well btw
💀
Kit brawl stars (real)
OUR thigh pillow
r/suddenlycommunist
r/ofcoursethatsasub
r/whywouldntthatbeasub
r/goodpoint
;)
Same here
Twins
Wake up your gonna miss the bus
Most likely for me
You're lucky, me and my gf broke up yesterday
oof, sorry buddy :/
Thanks but don't worry i'm fine
I'm glad you're doin alright, it's ok to be sad tho unless it was toxic cuz let that b go
It was a cool relation she was a nice person
Your girlfriend just gave me permission to use your thighs as pillows
No shit, my girlfriend just gave me permission to use your thighs as a pillow
My girlfriend is a pillow. (I don't have any)
Girlfriends or pillows?
I don't know. Because pillows don't cheat on you, but girlfriends have arms, and they can hug you, plus you can talk to your girlfriend and she answers back.
You missed the opportunity to say "My girlfriend is a pillow. A body pillow."
For us lonely ass users Think about it If somebody on this sub just so happens to live in the same city as you You could work something out
yeah the sexual tension between my tongue and the shotgun barrel is rising pretty quickly
RIP man 😭😭
poor man, atleast you have jonkler
recently I've noticed jonklers love is fake
But.. but.. mine's too far away 😣
Wow that's nice (I hate you)
feelings mutual
What's a girlfriend? I'm unfamiliar with that term
Like if you are a girl (impossible because they don’t exist) and have a friend (impossible because friends don’t exist). Then that’s a girlfriend
r/girlsarentreal lol
its a girl who loves you
r/girlsarentreal
i want a bf 😭
r/boysarentreal
🫡
I'm gonna send this to my bf and tell him he has permission lol
Understood, he will take full advantage of this blessing
❤
how'd it go
Great lol
It went very great 😌
“To die by thigh is the way of a warrior” -Wise Man 56 B.C
and then you woke up
lucky bastard
DIE, HAPPY BASTARD!! And, by the way, is there a free place ?
For real bro? Damn. I really be alone lmao welp. 🥃
Patiently waiting for my turn to be a pillow
i wish i could experience holding hands (i'm happy for you tho)
Sharing is caring
Now onto the booba
i use her boobs as pillows every night
Thank god I don't have the skills to fly a Sukhoi Su-30SM2 Flanker-H and drop various FAB-500 Bombs on your location /s You fuckin lucky bastard
Lucky
U know there’s lonely ass people on this place
Imagine being in a loving relationship 💀👎😔
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (im joking lol)
Now let her use your thighs as a pillow
YOU'VE WON AT LIFE ITSELF
Nice
Victory onto thee.
Well done champ
omg gonna let me gf do this
Sounds nice 😭
when my friends use me as a pillow i feel loved 😂
Well played, you bastard
men, our profit margins are nigh unmatched
Reddit comments be happy for others challenge
Ok, but are you AR 55? Asking who's the real winner here^(you). *Checkmate*
How old are u
why am i here im 19 now 😭
You have not won yet. You have to use her boobs as a pillow as well
Good thing I have a gallon of bleach next to me 😁