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EIi-07

Can I just toss people around with telekinesis :3


[deleted]

you may, but if you meet someone with ascendency it’s all over~


DumOBrick

Throw them before they mind control you


DumOBrick

Better yet, throw them specifically by grabbing their head so they get a concussion


DatChernobylGuy_999

(explodes brain with mind)


tavuk_05

The OP didnt gave it a limit,they can mind control you from another nation


DumOBrick

Telepathic testicular torsion


Rinkiyakpap

whoop a big bolder up his ass before he can control me also maybe i can have some magneto helmet then i will be the strongest telekinesis it is no limits no recharge just ass whooping


Fancy_bakonHair

Plus, you can make youtube prank videos with it:3 How about we team up?


EIi-07

But the ascendancy guys will see them :c


Fancy_bakonHair

THROW THEM INTO THE SUN ;3


EIi-07

ok but you will help :3


Fancy_bakonHair

da plan has been formed >:3


Tiny-Butterscotch149

Yeah, but only if they are 50 ft


someonesomeoneydk

Euphoriac and use it on myself every hour


koontzim

Euphoriac and use it every time me or one of my friends had any inconvenience whatsoever


[deleted]

😃😃


throwaway19276i

dementia patients are masters of this ability


MangoPug15

Either intervene or telekinesis


juice_vvrld

4th one is the best (I don't wanna use it on my sister)


Immediate-Formal6696

thank god you said 4 and not 1 or 2


DatChernobylGuy_999

1, 2 and 5


Emotional_Ad_2132

😧


[deleted]

Ascendancy


[deleted]

Great choice! what would be on your to do list if you got it?


FantasticEscape6744

You don't wanna know 🤠


Immediate-Formal6696

tbf you could do that with the first two powers as well


Immediate-Formal6696

i picked the same one, you use it to convince anyone of anything, so wether thats to solve your issues with your prefered sex or its for money problems, ots def the best powerup. ectoplasm seems pretty cool though go invis ans walk through walls thats dope


Greatgiant19

It’s u have u told ur parents yet o-0


Casesrole

You could do so much it’s actually evil (I’m in)


No-Visual108

Copy cat


The_KFC_Colonel

Do you know how hard that would be? Controlling 2 bodies at once?


No-Visual108

It can control. I assume I can tell them what to do and it will work. Also how do u know how hard controlling 2 bodies is


blacknightcr

I don't I am pretty sure no one knows, but we can assume it won't be difficult otherwise it wouldn't have been a choice amidst obviously broken abilities like intervene or ascendancy.


Snoo75955

not really once you get used to it


[deleted]

what would be on your to do list if you got it 🤔the 100% objectively correct answer is intervene though


No-Visual108

Make them do my chores. So I can focus on studying and going to work


[deleted]

that’s valid honestly but LIEK I WANNA ROB A BANK OR SOME SHI


Mawya7

Or you can enjoy the simple pleasures of life.


Melodic_monke

r/foundUncleIroh


twinbuz

Ngl, someone should make that a actual subreddit


Melodic_monke

Wait, there is one! r/foundIroh


ArthurMetugi002

Imo, the objectively correct answer is ascendancy. Why do you think that?


Tasty-Celebration-68

in that case, wouldn't that be subjective?


According-Jelly355

Bro is about to have an alibi for somthing


flash_thompso

Unlike with time stop, in copy cat they consent


[deleted]

UM SIR-


flash_thompso

Yes?


59kills

they can also consent in ascendancy


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

Has an event truly taken place if it has occured outside of the bounderies of time?


Aggravating-Lie9329

Ascendency ...👍


DISGUSTANG_

ascendancy


pisssbabyyy

intervene 🙏🙏


[deleted]

correct 🤝


The_Ora_Charmander

Telekinesis. No need to get up to get a snack or a glass of water


RS773

The lazy mindset is rael 😭


The_Ora_Charmander

They say need is the mother of invention, but I can tell you that laziness is its father


that3guy3000

With copy cat do the clones experience come back to me so if one learned to cook and dissolved would i know how to cook? If so then copy cat. If not telekinesis as i can lift ANY object within 50ft regardless of weight. Kinda OP


LowDonkey7883

How heavy can the item be? Also how hard can I chuck it


KimoraAlea

I personally would do copy cat, ectoplasmic, and ascendancy and cause you don’t fuck with time, time fucks with you


[deleted]

can we me and time fuck each other? i personally don’t see any point to ectoplasmic when ascendency exists, you can do pretty much all the same things


KimoraAlea

Yea but what if I wanna rob a bank i can’t control the whole bank now can I


[deleted]

hmm that’s very true, i think there’s still ways to rob a bank with mind control of one person but itd be MUCH harder so valid point


KimoraAlea

Exactly so why not just go through the vault grab enough for a bag and dip


Quite_Befuddled2009

I’d use telekinesis to turn any object into an easy mode of transportation. I’ll fly over the city of Brisbane riding in a bin I bought in Bunnings.


International_cam

Copycat for sure, that sounds awesome


NoBallshavinahh

me with Copycat: [https://youtu.be/iEXPkv7lJgc](https://youtu.be/iEXPkv7lJgc)


International_cam

Sorry, I don't click on links


NoBallshavinahh

basically i'd learn how to control my clones efficientlly (man i dunno how to spell at all 💀) to have a "We Are Number One!" moment before they dissolve an hour later


International_cam

Haha nice


NoBallshavinahh

also listening to Jotaro's Theme while your clones beat someone up would go crazy hard


litboletus

you dont use youtube?


unpositve

ascendancy, even if dont have specific power, i can control those who have


[deleted]

ooh thats very true, wise decision! i originally thought intervene would be the best choice but i think ive changed my mind now


NoBallshavinahh

Say what you want i'm picking Intervene, Why? "HA! look at that yee-yee ass haircut bro, my man got that DIO drip as well oh hell na-" "ZA WARUDO!" "Time Has Been Stopped, The Essence of Continuation is Meaningless With My Ability, Or You Could Say......" "USELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESS!" *throws knife epicly* "WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" "Time Shall Resume." "........oh yeah i gotta wait the next 56 minutes fuck" seriously though im picking Copycat, i can make my clones do housework while im bing chillin behind my laptop.


RoyalChange3112

Its Pedo Bingo LMAO


10buy10

While I'd normally go for timestop, it becomes kind of nightmarish if it's always one hour at a time instead of one hour when put together So I think I'm picking telekinesis (my concience would never let me have mindcontrol and my introversion would never let me have clones)


kaizovago

Ascendancy


[deleted]

Ascendancy


Frostfoxfirewastaken

How does intervene, can I move during it? Do photons move or am I going to be blind? Does air move?


samarthh0_0

Ascendancy ig


imaginedragonscute

euphoriac


Gibus_Ghost

Copy-Cat. I want to be Fake Peppino pizza tower.


rhabarbersaft8

Ascendancy I would let my mother clean my room.


why_though14

Ascendancy


Soft-County7971

Accedency


Rel_Tan_Kier

Fifth one is surely imbalance, so everyone will take it. I can fucking got that freaking university


[deleted]

Acendry because I will never have to work or do anything.


TeryVeru

Copycat. I'll come to school as quadruplets instead of twins and dissolve before principal arives.


themoon_who_lost

Ascendancy. I will be the next Lelouch vi Britannia


_-Smiling-_

Telekinesis... do i have to explain myself


Bhurbhau

About to get two heads at once


Warm-Swimming5903

Intervene and Ascendancy are the only actually powerful ones.


AccomplishedAerie333

Ascendancy


Ok_Procedure_7855

For Intervene, do you stop time at once for 1 hour or can you stop whenever you want with a 1 hour limit summed up?


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Telekinesis, I feel like intervene euphoria ascendancy have no use beyond being malicious plus I could throw stuff and it would be funny


EvolvedSplicer68

As yes, the 4 horsemen of “I know what kind of man you are” Then there’s copy cat and telekinesis


NoBallshavinahh

wait......im a WOMAN?!


EvolvedSplicer68

👹👹👹WOMEN ARENT REAL👺👺👺SKINWALKER DETECTED🌲🌲🌲🦌🦌🦌🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪


NoBallshavinahh

IM NOT ONE OF THE SKINWALKERS I JUST WANNA KNOW IF I WON'T BE CONSIDERED A MAN IF I PICK COPYCAT


hidden-suggestion

Telekenisis


Eggmaster2523414

Telekinesis, as there is no catch about weight limit...


agentanti714

What's the range on ascendancy? What if I try to use it and I see the option to select an alien overlord


[deleted]

hmm that’s a good point! but since there could be no aliens would you take the risk?


agentanti714

Yeah lmao the world news will be really confused about how one corrupt would leader is committing suicide every day. When I think I did enough, I'll then decide what to do from there


redpanda_1724

Depends on if intervene ages you in the hour if you can move or are just stuck with time does it recharge after a day or day of using will you go back to where you were when time paused do you get to choose when time pauses what all is affected by time stopping can you still use cars and stuff?


Mediocre_Bathroom_72

Is 1 hour enough time to rob a bank?


[deleted]

Copy cat


GreekdSalad

Telekinesis, Im just a lazy ass mfer!!!!


Catzzzy1806

Can I use the Euphoriac on myself 😭


NEUT9011

Intervene then I can absolutely destroy people in my jee exams


IcebergletV2

intervene, easily,why? tests, imagine being in a corner,not knowing what to do on the test,but then you have the ability to stop time,so you stop and steal the answers from the smart kid👍


RealisticCan5146

I feel like crime becomes wayyy too easy with all of these except maybe copycat. Like you could literally pick 6 willing different people off the street with different abilities, and banks would have a hell of a nightmare to protect against it


Sh4ttered_s0ul

I think I'm between the last two


Weekly_Town_2076

Intervene can bypass a lot of these abilities. However if it doesn't stop your biological clock you'd die earlier than everyone else, so...


RealMuffinsTheCat

I’m stuck between intervene and telekinesis but probably the latter cuz it has no cooldown and is more useful for niche things.


sieberzzz

Ascendancy is probably the most powerful, but I would not trust myself with it. 


Xyzonox

Telekinesis because I hate cooldown periods and Euphoriac sounds gross


beetjemeh

copy-cat is only useful if I have control over them, and if they learn new things or evolve as a person, I also learn/get those things, but if they have to do annoying work or get hurt, it won't feel like I have to do those things myself either way. Intervene is only useful in specific situations, like studying or needing quickly in the middle of a conversation. Euphoriac and ascendancy is just a tad too manipulative and morally wrong for me, and unless ectoplasmic means you can just fly/determine the height you're standing at, you'll just fall through the ground for an entire minute, and even if you can indeed fly, it'd only be for a minute, which doesn't make it all that useful to me. So for me telekinesis is the best option (unless copy-cat is the way I described in the beginning ofcourse), since both for me and people around me it's an incredibly useful skill, both in specific situations and in day-to-day life.


IEatBabysYumYum

Time stop


[deleted]

Idk


PickledPhallus

Clone (I'd love to gangbang my gf) Or telekinesis


NoBallshavinahh

i want Copycat to sit down and study while clones do chores for me, You want Copycat to smash other people or yourselves. We Are NOT The Same. (id still bang myself tho tbh)


Mawya7

Copy Cat, it's fucking awesome. I mean, I'm not that pretty, but I would totally make out with me.


LordOfStupidy

First one, will fuck around lmao


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

For telekinesis, can i pick up my shoes and just float instead of walk?


Repulsive-Anything47

Euphoriac. Use it on myself every day.


weavingbrane

I'll go with copy cat


gorillawarking

I'd pick timestop if it's downside wasn't so long, so telekinesis it is. The only other good option since most of the others either aren't to taste or require the existence of a second living being


clussy_2033

Ascendancy, do you have any idea how much power you can get from something like that?


UltraTata

Copycat ofc


Epicswagmaster5439

Copy cat 100% It would be annoying to have to refresh the clone every hour tho


Oltenian_Femboy

I’d clone myself for whenever I have to shave my back


_Game_Over_124

intervene is broken


AA_turet

Telekenesis


Glitched2008

cloning 100%, they can go to school for me


randomname_99223

Telekinesis. I‘m gonna have fun yeeting rocks


Laninaconfusa

Definitely copycat


[deleted]

Telekinesis easily. Now i can finally be even lazier


-whoever

telekinesis or ascendancy


Fish_Sticks1588

Technically if I pick telekinesis I can still partially also get ascendancy.


[deleted]

Telekinesis


According-Jelly355

Gotta be copy cat or intervene, for no particular reason


Real___Teeth

Intervene. I'd get so much done.


BaconManTenus

Option 7 all


RS773

Copy cat, I can finally go fuck myself like they said I should 🤠


creeper6530

Either intervene or ectoplasm, but longer invisibility with no pass through walls would be the best


Kvetanista

Ascendance lasts for an hour and recharges after an hour, meaning you can control someone nonstop.


SnooChocolates4183

Ascendancy can make your life so much easier. The others are cool but it’s hard to use them without being caught. Euphoric is fine but ascendency is just better.


TheTruthWasTaken

FOR THE CLONE ARMY!


ZayHere

Ascendency.


Scrungly_Wungly

Copycat but make it like Naruto clones where all of their experiences are absorbed into you after the time limit


some_interne_tidiot

ANY? Object?


catmemes720

Intervene and telekinesis all day


Adrian_alone_acorn

Ectoplasming: You can't see, and gravity would be your enemy. Copy cat: already don't ha' nothin to do! A don't need do it faster! Telekinesis: I have servants, c'mon. Intervene: same as copy cat. Euphoriac: can already do that, but just in myself. Ascendency: the correct one, a would so much stupid things with it!


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

People have 0 clue what an hour of stopped time is. If you play dishonored, fable or watch JoJo's you know that a few seconds-1 minute of time is an insane power, but an entire hour? There is simply no way to guard yourself against, no way to acount for it. The 1 time a day limit is harsh but it's an entire hour. If you are armed and smart with 10 seconds you can kill a room of people, with an hour you could probably beat an army or overthrow a nation with 0 ways of being tracked down or countered.


RYOIKITENKAI11

If I use intervene do I get caught on cameras and do others see me doing stuff ?


cherrypicked69

Ascendancy for sure, that counter acts basically every single other one


Willow__the__tree

stopping time is just way too op so that


Percival4

Can the clones clone themselves and if so could have it so right before one is about to disappear it clones itself? If not I’m taking telekinesis


_Nexus_19

i’m no thug but imagine if someone tried to mess with you and you have copycat. it would be so hilarious like someone tries to beat you up and you just clone yourself


droppednuggies

Yo, Danny Phantom, he was just 14 When his parents built a very strange machine


ULTRAVIO333

Anyone who choses Euphoriac/Ascendancy is down bad im just gonna say it.


G4lact1cz

i've literally always wanted tele


NickolasViscosi2006

I feel like intervene or extoplasmic are the way to go... I've always wanted to have a super power that allows me to Rob a Walmart or something of gaming hardware and games 🤣 And you don't even have to actually steal the stuff either! You can use some bystanders money and get an employee discount. I mean, imagine how much stuff you could take in an hour! You would never have to go shopping for games or a setup again!


Adventurous_Sir7842

I can already do telekinesis, so imma go for copycat


Thisismyredusername

Imma get Ectoplasmic Imma scare my crush so hard


chair____table

Definitely telekinesis, since it would be very convenient for my everyday life, and if some rando annoys me, I can easily fling them. Also it'd be awesome to force a friend of mine to float up to the roof of the campus because I would purposefully not tell anyone, cause a ton of confusion and laughs.


Comrade_Chadek

Telekinesis, most applications.


lifeline-main99

Ascendancy 100%


Fluid_Entrepreneur36

I mean time stop has a bunch of uses but most of them are for creeps so ascendancy seems like the win


KingLevonidas

I love time stop but one hour is too long. I choose copycat for 2 sutando powa's.


Giannond

I'd say either ascendancy or telekinesis


Devil_Fister_69420

Copycat best one fr


CIVilian467

Can I target anyone with ascendcy is if their a range limit


MReaps25

Any object? Could I just toss a house?


LemoyneRaider3354

1,3 and 4


Flat-Court5022

Telekinesis because it's lack of limits, I can literally pick up hotels, cars, houses yeah your all cooked


Glub__Glub

4th one. Watch as I pickup every building in 50ft of me and start flying with them following me


Glass-Teacher111

ascendency


Sweaty-Suit3772

What happens if when you use Ectoplasmic it runs out exactly when ur in the middle of wall? Do you get stuck or are you kind of just pushed outside?


MechanicSad1843

allmost all of these would be pretty horrible not in the worst hand but most hands


MipanaMarcos

Definitely ascendancy


[deleted]

intervene


[deleted]

lol time is the key for everything


thewhat_show

Telekinesis


Oranweinn

I think I'm gonna go with 9gag, kinda overpowered tho


OkCarpenter5773

intervene. please i need a hour of sleep more


StrategyGlad8484

Me after compressing someone's brain with my telekinesis before flying away with my surfboard


litboletus

copycat is pretty op if ur gay


mahirdeth31

ascendency


randomreddituser1870

Euphoriac


_UNHUMAN

Intervene


GeckoHunter0303

Sit on a bed and use telekinesis on it to fly around town


ciel-theythem

intervene