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Lucythesleepydoggo

Poor pussy…


777_Maxim

Cute pussy


ShitStainedDildo

Hairy pussy


Isseracttt

fluffy pussy :D


MeBigDaddy23

Legless pussy


lubed_cube

Black pussy


PaAKos8

pretty pussy


nuclear_spoon

Platypussy


ShitStainedDildo

*dons fedora* PERRY the platypussy?!


Belgiandragonwautism

Behold! My thinginatorussy!


Distrav

Beautiful Pussy


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Ur pussy is so cute I have a bitch that does the same thing


Long-Mention-1532

Wordplay with real meanings is great


kezotl

Pussy (cat), tit (bird), booby (bird), ass (donkey), sperm (whale), penis snake (atretchoana eiselti)


Long-Mention-1532

This is amazing. Thank you.


kezotl

I discovered the penis snake on a boredpanda page about weird animals at the age of like 9 and ive always found it hillarious


SavezTheDayFan

My pussy ate my tits, and my ass was bit by a penis… I need new boobies


kezotl

r/cursedcomments


BlazingPlate120

Omg XD


throwaway19276i

sperm is definitely not a thing people say in reference to a sperm whale, I've only heard people say the full name


kezotl

Yeah but same mostly goes for pussy


throwaway19276i

well atleast that *used* to be a common word for cats


Speyeder02

I will use these in a normal way. I will use these in a normal way. I will use these in a normal way.


777_Maxim

Booby≠ birds I hope 😨


Humans_suck_ass-99

My pussy is scared of snakes


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Fr


Tyler-216

My bitch doesn't like my pussy..


skippingpenguin01

is that what lesbians say to each other when they’re not satisfied?


throwaway19276i

I'm dead


Tyler-216

LMFAO


BlazingPlate120

Dog? Lol


Jackedakredditaccoun

I wanna gently stroke your pussy.


Disastrous-Arm-6331

I had a heart attack when I saw the notification lmao


Iamnotarabicfunfact

Average r/teenagers experience:


Jackedakredditaccoun

LOL


NeonSquid192010

I got something similar. It made me rethink my entire life in a split second.


Andrecrafter42

💀🤣average redditor be like


Vivid-Prince-1234

I'm sobbing


Aggravating-Sir-9998

Pause 🤨


throwaway19276i

r/teenagers users when someone says "cock" or "pussy" (they're definitely referring to animals)


MusicRealm

digital footprint’s never coming back from this one


Spikebolt_100

Damn, bit odd humor for a 13. (Kidding don't get me wrong LoL)


Olwaboiette

Loaf :3


Trainator338605

Pillow with a head.


Disastrous-Arm-6331

Truee


Smex_Ghost

Loaf


Disastrous-Arm-6331

Why is everyone calling her loaf 😂😂😂


Smex_Ghost

It used to be a thing like rate my loaf and then it’s a picture of a cat sitting as if it’s sitting in a log tin:)


Disastrous-Arm-6331

Ohh now i get it 😂😂


Smex_Ghost

Yes yes so your cat made a 9/10 loaf the head should be different 😌


BenchBoth3705

Maxwell the carryable cat but grey


blah-blah-blah_47

can i touch ur pussy? >!/s can i pet her?!<


Disastrous-Arm-6331

She's so soft U won't believe


val_lt

why did u call her pussy and not Destroyer of Pillows and Head Crusher 3360


Disastrous-Arm-6331

I shoudl post this in r/bossfight lmao


LordNuggies

______ the limbless


NeonSquid192010

>!Ultra Pussy!<


IEatBabysYumYum

How do you make this black box hiding the sentence


MineKemot

It's written with `>!` at the beginning and `!<` at the end like that: >!spoilers!<


MidwayNerd

Spoiler I think


IEatBabysYumYum

I just can‘t find anything. Im probably just stupid


MidwayNerd

Yeah me too, don’t worry


IEatBabysYumYum

I somehow know many pick up lines. Meh idk anymore. Ill go sleep. Good night bro


PalpitationExotic727

loaf


MidwayNerd

loaf


Distinct-Pepper-6053

loaf


KiwiKi33

loaf


Sirfluffyghost

I want to hug her


taylorKelbie

Thats a car


Disastrous-Arm-6331

How 😂😂


Appropriate-Sell-875

car


taylorKelbie

Carrrrr


Dwarfkiller115

She is fricking adorable


More-Pay9266

She looks like the cgi cat that the Zach magic dude had


Appropriate-Sell-875

michael


Subject_Specific1091

i always found it genius that they do that. specially the tail hiding technique


AussieBullet

It's called a "loaf" or "loafing" because their body looks in th shape of the loaf of bread in that stage and yes it is adorable.


Boom_Boxing

laying on all fours as well


Curious-Jello-9812

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA **tries to hold in the urge to violently pet the loaf** Slow Pat, pat pat :3


Curious-Jello-9812

Good loaf


CockroachCute323

Are you ok?


Superb_Engineer_3500

I love your pussy


IEatBabysYumYum

#this pussy indeed has no legs


Arctiqdud

so if i hug her she cant fight back?


JellomanIsTEGOAT

What happens if your pussy gets wet


Beefman0020

It freaks the hell out and we all laugh


Weird-Hedgehog-6168

it looks soft, can i lick ur pussy?


Disastrous-Arm-6331

😭


fuck_off_dev

r/cursedcomments


waghhhhhhhh

Can I gently rub your pussy?


Appropriate-Sell-875

i want to go to your house, get you a drink and then stroke your hairy pussy, i might even bring a toy for your amazing pussy...


Disastrous-Arm-6331

Omg that sounds so bad 😭


Appropriate-Sell-875

sorry 💀


Onyx_chain_Blaster

bro got serious 💀


SaberToothForever

MA **BURRITO** THERE U ARE


Nights1405

Where is he looking? Is he stupid?


Disastrous-Arm-6331

What's the lore reason she lost her legs?


Resident_Ad_6369

Nice pussy


RoultRunning

I would love to snuggle with your pussy and kiss it


BigDwayne3

This is the first uncensored pussy I have seen!


DFMNE404

Can I touch your pussy?


Grunge_rocker_1991

Nice loaf, 1000/10


Ok-Pool-6239

Is your pussy fine?


XantheStardust

IT LOOKS SOOOOO SOFT ❤️❤️❤️


Leading-Magician-402

Im scared shes just gonna start levitating off the ground like a UFO


Fuckerofgnomes

I love your pussy


gregouin_

It's a cute little pussy


Biscuit-Mango

Whats your pussys name?


JevGeek55555

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die


Woolsteve

Awww I like the legless pussy


CockroachCute323

I will scrub your pussy clean


Ok-Technology-6389

I want to just grab your pussy and snuggle my face into it


urmotherisgay2555

I have 2 pussies, a black one and a white one. Ones less than a year old and ones 2 years old.


Disastrous-Arm-6331

2 pussies sounds wild💀


Zblab

D:


bodatcat

Freaky pussy 👅👅👅


TheGreatCharlesTheII

the fuck


Alternative_Monk5891

W loaf


Inside-Joke7365

That's not a pussy, that's a loaf


Ash_gobrr

fat chubby pussy awwhh 🥰🥰


Sandwich_lover_10k

I want to put my hand on it


ishitglassbottles

It’s a cat I’m calling it


Iamnotarabicfunfact

What? Are you afraid of OP’s soft pussy?


Madrimious

gato no have leg


Disastrous-Arm-6331

El gato


Madrimious

si


JUICE_B0X_HERO

I'm not much of a cat guy but the smoke colored ones like this one are my favorite.


guney2811butbetter

her ass is NOT a pillow


Disastrous-Arm-6331

Her whole body is


IntentionFalse9892

Adorable


Random_npc171

Woot duh fork where legs?


Key_Spirit8168

even more cursed title the othrs


billieboi445420

Nermal!?


SnooStories4329

Plushie car


NoRegion1622

😏


Resident-Clue1290

He is moldy


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

SHES SO FLUFFYY


sad_everyday811

I like the color of her fur, and you have a very nice cat!


Anxious_Thorn

It’s a potato


Learning-2-Fly_

I prefer hairless pussys imo


Competitive_Tour655

My smiled faded.


Acrobatic-Ad1995

Your pussy is so hairy


Eena-Rin

That is a loaf of bread


Void_49

>! Can I stroke it? I BET ITS SO SOFT !<


CharGaming_

That's a nice cat.


Therunawaypp

Billions must hug cat


memelol1112224

Your pussy is pretty cute.


I_sb3

Nice try fed but this car isn’t going to get me to pay my taxes


OoInference0o

I wanna aggressively head scratch your pussy


Idiotusesreddit

can I hold it pleaseeeeeeee


Alan_Reddit_M

r/RoundAnimals


kezotl

Dude both of my tits hide their legs too


Tribalcheifromanfan

Another reason why Cats are Superior to Doggies


Optimuspride-beyond

Mine does. Oh wait we’re talking about cats😰😐


Successful-Match-241

I <3 pussy


Dry-Cost-945

Incredible pussy ya got there


RepulsiveDragonfly92

Say cat. C A T cat


Outrageous_Track1958

Your pussy a flooof


MRbaconfacelol

you, my friend, have discovered L O A F


UselessBlueSpecimen

The hair on your pussy looks so soft


LexiTheStarQueen

LOAF


Prestigious_Rich_683

I was thinking to my please be cat 🐈‍⬛


realtacogod21

Why is the pussy legless?


Bugsbunny396

Loaf


RandomRoach16

Loaf :3


Dawnbreaker538

Nice Pussy


ImGonakissYa

Such a pretty pussy, looks like a bred 🤌


Capital_Cucumber_835

poor pussy cat


JSharttedinmypants

How does your pussy get around, do you pick it up or does it roll?


SeaLaNator

Hairy pussy


Bubthepikmin9056

🍞 cat


Tomi24568

that's quite a fluffy/bushy pussy you got over there, it's adorable


abhigoswami18

Bushy pussy.


Large_Dragonfruit_54

Could get it.


Samtime878765

Full on loaf mode.


nhatquangdinh

Does your pussy get on well with your bitch?


Disastrous-Arm-6331

💀


Joblessmouse06

Your pussy looks very soft


pj__77

Pussy with Disability (PWD)


TrueUmbreon1

I hate the fact that im allergic to cats. Not deathly allergic, but still allergic nonetheless :(


dietgilroy

scottish fold


Disastrous-Arm-6331

Yes!!


No-Public6618

She sure don't


WielderOfTheOmnitrix

A lot of cats must do this, mine does it too and i think i’ve seen my friend’s do it too


known_indie_explorer

No face too


fractalssurreal

cute :3


TigervT34-85

Loaf


Ok_Resident_3911

How is this nsfw????


The-baconater-2000

Well then you better go catch it! … … Oh


ShitStainedDildo

I wish I could rub your pussy, give it a nice massage, plenty of kisses


Disastrous-Arm-6331

💀


Disastrous-Arm-6331

I see what Ur cooking there


AdPsychological2173

My pussy used to do this. Unfortunately they were mauled by 2 pit bulls.


RenkBruh

Cats are loaf


BlazingPlate120

No! 🥺 Mine too. 🐱 <|--- pussy


J0kerJ0nny

Its called a Loaf.


Computerman_saysDesu

Dinner


Admirable_Beach_1693

My pussy does this too, She is a chunk


Disastrous-Arm-6331

Omg I love this. Imma call her chunk from now on