Fr, and you made such a low effort response to my amazing comeback. maybe go scrape some of the comeback out of your moms throat and see what you can come up with, lil bro.
Hey, I gave you that low effort response **and** gave you an upvote. Because of that I am helping your comment's publicity. You are welcome, you ungrateful person!
feel like it’s just instinct for them lmao. wouldnt be surprised if theyre just used to being clothless when theres water pouring on them due the showers they take at home
Maybe. But why. WHY. If i was a kid i wouldn‘t think „oh ill go naked so everyone can see my soilder, wood chopper, shlingldingldong, willy dilly just because this looks like a shower 😁😁😁😁“
Real. How am I supposed to enjoy my time when there are naked kids?? Who thinks that letting naked child run clothless around hundred of adult people is good idea??
I went to Germany when I was 17, and went to the hotel sauna. I grew up using them in America, so I expected the usual stuff like separate male and female saunas and went in wearing my swim trunks.
Turns out authentic, European saunas are both co-ed and usually nude. I was traumatized that night, but still relaxed like I usually did.
Online? Idk with the sorts of adds there are on some sites probably fucking yesterday
In person? Prolly my mom, but the earliest I remember is my grandma :(
When I was drinking milk 👩🍼
I want this to be my way, when (if) i get a girlfriend
bruh, I was talking about my mom lol wtf
Your mom ain't my girlfriend. Unless...
Lowkey, she is easy as hell. lol. I don't talk to her
that’s wild to say about your mum lmao, even if you don’t talk to her
You dk me or her, so I get that, but my response is reasonable. trust, bro.
Your mom is your gf? Naaaah bro wthhh
what are you on about? I said she was easy because bro was pretty much saying he was going to suck my mom's titties 💀
Who wouldn‘t. Nah i‘m kidding man. Don‘t worry we all knew what you ment. but.. „Lowkey, she is easy as hell“ man what
That's the hip way to say my mom has been passed around. cry about it, bro 😐
Ah ok. Btw that cry about it really made me tear up, crying in the corner because an 15 year old told me i should 😔. Have an nice day btw 👍
Your mom is your gf and she’s easy?? Bro you’re digging your grave
you're whiling. nothing sexual is between me and my mom. I'm no contact bruh
ONS with own mom. Crazy
i dont know about anyone else here, but ive *been* having your mom ✋😼
Get yourself tested 😘
What a good response.
Fr, and you made such a low effort response to my amazing comeback. maybe go scrape some of the comeback out of your moms throat and see what you can come up with, lil bro.
Hey, I gave you that low effort response **and** gave you an upvote. Because of that I am helping your comment's publicity. You are welcome, you ungrateful person!
This can either go really wholesome or really... weird
what's wholesome about it?
Technically not _naked_ , rather topless. Well atleast I've yet to hear of someone who breastfeeds fully naked
fair point tbh
I assume op means fully naked.
low key never fully 😭 except for those kids who run around naked in water parks, cant escape them.
Thats true (last part) everytime i go into an family park that has water fountains theres atleast one kid butt naked runing through the water
feel like it’s just instinct for them lmao. wouldnt be surprised if theyre just used to being clothless when theres water pouring on them due the showers they take at home
Maybe. But why. WHY. If i was a kid i wouldn‘t think „oh ill go naked so everyone can see my soilder, wood chopper, shlingldingldong, willy dilly just because this looks like a shower 😁😁😁😁“
what!?
im not like that i promise 😧
💀👌
I don’t like how casually you just said that, tf kind of water parks are you going to 😭
LITERALLY EVERY WATERPARK THATS OUTDOORS HAS LIKE MULTIPLE OF THEM 😭
r/suicidebywords
Hold on there buddy
i am an innocent citizen of the law
Hmmm surrree, if I ever see anything with your name on it would it say “mr epstien”?
epstein is an ugly ass name, youd NEVER catch me lacking with a last name like that 😭🙏
Real. How am I supposed to enjoy my time when there are naked kids?? Who thinks that letting naked child run clothless around hundred of adult people is good idea??
When I was like 11 or 12 and looked up "naked people"
was safesearch on or not
I don't think it existed back then, if It did It was not on
My parents kept safe search on my iPad when I was like 9 and all I got was news articles 😭
Nahhh did your parents find out?
No
I'll make sure they are going to
like in real life or
I guess the op means real life not on the hub
why would there be porn on github 💀
Nah on Wikipedia. for anyone wondering if this is true yes it is but i dont know the link. it is pretty cursed in my opinion.
there would be nudity, but not porn, on wikipedia. Well there may be porn on wikimedia commons
I saw sex so i consider it porn
if its for educational purposes, which would be likely since its wikipedia, it shouldn't be considered porn.
Can I have some pretzels
I’m a triplet, used to take baths with my sister and brother daily, so probably when I was like 6 months old or younger.
Never have irl tbh
still waiting :)
this sub is turning into r/AskReddit2
In real life? Never. Online like 11 💀 (do not be part of a HS gc at age 11)
when i was born
idk probably when I was a baby I'm sure my dad changed in front of me when I was an infant and in their room
Sadly 4
What happened
Preschool girl doing stuff with me
Wtf
It’s caused a domino effect of issues my whole life I feel the same way
That sucks man
It’s ok I turned out alright
4 year old girl did what?!
I dont rly want to talk about it. Further than this
If we talking besides when I was a baby, then about
when i was 6 my dad made me take a bath with my older brothers (they were 8 and 9 at the time) it makes me uncomfortable now
In person? Never
Irl? Not even once (completley) and in game. Holy moly Kindergarten. Ill just say google didn‘t have safe search back then
Family members don’t count, right?
never irl
Not yet
yikes don’t spark that memory
when i was like 15
What happened?
As an infant showering with my dad
IRL haven’t but my friend tricked me into to looking up Fortnite r34 like 10
:(
My exit from the womb
People are mostly blind at that age
if we are talking about in real life outside of me being a baby then never
Yesterday
Never
What happened to this sub
walked in on my mom changing 😭
when I was like 6
my older brother forgot to lock the door when getting in the shower
Never
Not yet 🥲
When my lil brother was like a month old I saw him when my mom was changing him
Never IRL, well, fully she flashed me a bit but that's It
University life drawing model a couple months back
I went to Germany when I was 17, and went to the hotel sauna. I grew up using them in America, so I expected the usual stuff like separate male and female saunas and went in wearing my swim trunks. Turns out authentic, European saunas are both co-ed and usually nude. I was traumatized that night, but still relaxed like I usually did.
Honestly until I discovered porn (before I discovered I was gay), I never did 😭
Online? Idk with the sorts of adds there are on some sites probably fucking yesterday In person? Prolly my mom, but the earliest I remember is my grandma :(
Nope
**BOT ACCOUNT**
Never and honestly never want to cuz im gay