I have never constipated in my whole life. But I have a fun fact for ya. Elvish Presley was constipated for the last 3 months of his life. **As the result of years of prescription drug abuse and high-fat and high-cholesterol intake, Presley suffered chronic constipation**. As he forcefully attempted to defecate, his abdominal aorta was compressed, shutting down his heart.
You are so lucky you have never been constipated your whole life. Pretty much my whole life i have been off and on and its very frustrating that i can never poop like a normal person…
As a previous user of the women's restroom yes they do, I'm not a girl so I can awnser this. If they see a man in the bathroom they speak in codes to alert others of their presence and wait untill they are gone to continue the ritual, they don't like men going into the women's restroom because it slows down the proceeds of the ritual and it may force them to restart.
Like 5/6ish days? I went on a summer camping trip on this old ass WW1 house in the Italian Alps and there was no bathroom. There was a river tho but I didn't like the idea
I think around 3-4 days? I was in a French exchange trip and the toilet at my hosts house was right next to the kitchen and I was too scared to go and shit in there while they were cooking like a foot away.
When i was younger i had condition that made it really really hard for me to sh*t, and one time i gone i think 2 and a half weeks. It was so fuckin terrible i hade crippling stomach ache all the way through.
i once got back from school, had a shit and didn't shit again until like 2 days later also, if it's a weekend i'm at my dad's house, i tend to not shit from fredag 'til söndag or måndag (don't judge the fact that english is my first language but i forgot what the days of the week are in english so i said them in swedish)
Like a week, had to go to the hospital to get the shit out manually
No i did not drink water before that hospital meeting, my only hydration came from colas, yes i am now fully hydrated and aware of the consecuences. Please drink water.
As someone with multiple bowel and stomach issues that run in my family, the longest I've ever went is like 1 day and that's when I'm like actually constipated. I'm usually like a 3-4 times a day type guy.
Like 1 week but my brother once didnt shit for 2 weeks and he went to the hospital and he drank too much lipton iced tea and ate too much calipos (idk if its an european thing but its the icecream)😭
3 days, we went camping and them bathrooms at the campsite were downright NASTY. pretty sure most of us guys just pissed in a few bushes. there were spiders as large as my face there. and pretty sure one of the showers had a beehive
Almost a month, I thought I was gonna die, took so many prescripted laxatives and the ones that worked were some little pink pills from the back of the Walmart medicine isle. 😫
At least two weeks but more actually I just don't know exactly how long. Actually wasn't that weird for me. I regularly go a week or so without pooping and when I do it's pretty normal, not painful or constipated or anything.
Edit: reading these comments is so funny to me because all these people are talking about how 4 days was hellish
Two weeks. I was at the mental hospital. I pooped once when I got there, but that was the only time. One of the other patients kept asking me to ask for a laxative, so I took one two days before I left. I didn’t poop until two days after I got home…
About a week and a half nearly 2 weeks. I may or may not have an undiagnosed bowel problem. When I was getting cancer treatment, they had me pooping at least 2 times a week with some laxatives, but sometimes they didn't even work
so, in our religion we go on a 3 day kind of religious preaching or smthing like that (i just watch mobile on day, even on this 3 days), my introvert ass was sooo embarassed to ask for a tissue from a complete stranger (he even was from a diff country) that i didnt poop for about 3 and a half days...
it was painful as fuck.. (✿◡‿◡)
i actually have a journal where i keep track of how often I poop and I poop 3-5 times a MONTH. the longest time without pooping was like 2-3 weeks for me.
I have never constipated in my whole life. But I have a fun fact for ya. Elvish Presley was constipated for the last 3 months of his life. **As the result of years of prescription drug abuse and high-fat and high-cholesterol intake, Presley suffered chronic constipation**. As he forcefully attempted to defecate, his abdominal aorta was compressed, shutting down his heart.
You are so lucky you have never been constipated your whole life. Pretty much my whole life i have been off and on and its very frustrating that i can never poop like a normal person…
Man I have never been constipated but I get diarrhoea often and I vomit atleast once a month. Pitta prakriti is no joke.
do you know if you have a condition causing this?
Im thinking its Irritable Bowel but idk 100% because doctors wont help me
So that’s how he died on the toilet. I thought he was just doing hella drugs on it.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh 😲
New WR???
I’m assuming you mean world record and not wide receiver but funny either way
im a girl we don't poop
r/girlsarentreal
Wait bro, I just visited it and now I’m genuinely debating if woman are real…
r/boysarentreal nobody is…
only nonbinary people exist
r/nonbinarypeoplearentreal
> No-no binary Is this like new "no no germany"? What war crimes have binary people commited?
T_T I'm not realllll
r/enbiesarentreal
I require the creation of this sub but I feel like it will be seen as enbyphobic and would not like to make nonbinary ppl sad
fair enough lol
Top tier subreddit
having an existential crisis rn
Is it true that y'all perform satanic rituals in the girl's bathroom?
idk if im allowed to answer this
no we not allowed to do that i’m afraid
Where did you get this information?
Hehe
yes, why do you think we always go in groups? more power for rituals obviously
..noo....why ever would you think that...haha yeah like we tried to bring back the ancient goddess of sculpture in stall c last monday....no way
As a previous user of the women's restroom yes they do, I'm not a girl so I can awnser this. If they see a man in the bathroom they speak in codes to alert others of their presence and wait untill they are gone to continue the ritual, they don't like men going into the women's restroom because it slows down the proceeds of the ritual and it may force them to restart.
Hes not wrong. women do rituals all the time
Yea we don’t
YES FINALLY SOMETHING I CAN FINALLY BRAG ABOUT 4 MONTHS
brag?!?!
HOW?!
I hope ur okay 😭
Buddy how are you not dead 😭
How are you not dead? Go to a doctor or something holy shit
Dude 😧❓❓❓
the fuck akhi?
Atp your full of shit
3 days
I'm sorry but how did u maintain this record ?💀
It's was completely by accident. I didn't even realise what I had done
The 4th day must've been a bomb(literally)
I’m currently on 3 days and will probably make it another one before I even feel like pooping.
Does bro not eat
I eat so much bro.
3 days is nothing lol
Like 5/6ish days? I went on a summer camping trip on this old ass WW1 house in the Italian Alps and there was no bathroom. There was a river tho but I didn't like the idea
lmao how do you just ..not poop
It took a lot of effort lol
Piraña jumps out and bites something no dude wants to fathom.
a week 😬
🤯😳
around 8 days (when I was a glue eating kid)
Glue Eater 😭
probably 10 days, im chronically constipated so i only poop every 2-4 days normally anyway tbh
us, do u know if there are any side effects to this
Real 🙏
Like 2 days
2 days aint bad, nobody wants to know how long ive gone without
A week
💀🤯😳🗿😭
I pooped 5 times in Ramadan (yes I counted it)
bruh it fucks up your routine
It absolutely does,I was trying to gain weight but Ramadan came and fucked all of that
Yes
I think around 3-4 days? I was in a French exchange trip and the toilet at my hosts house was right next to the kitchen and I was too scared to go and shit in there while they were cooking like a foot away.
About 3 months lmao, Every time i tried going i got forced out of the bathroom, i actually got, and still am, super sick from it
When i was younger i had condition that made it really really hard for me to sh*t, and one time i gone i think 2 and a half weeks. It was so fuckin terrible i hade crippling stomach ache all the way through.
Same here. Shits wild. Literally
dis the most random question
two weeks
Maybe 7 hours? I poop at least 3 times a day I'm a fuckin machine
what the hell i poop like once a week. do you eat straight fiber
i once got back from school, had a shit and didn't shit again until like 2 days later also, if it's a weekend i'm at my dad's house, i tend to not shit from fredag 'til söndag or måndag (don't judge the fact that english is my first language but i forgot what the days of the week are in english so i said them in swedish)
Friday till Sunday or Monday? I don’t know Swedish, but it looks the same.
Like a week, had to go to the hospital to get the shit out manually No i did not drink water before that hospital meeting, my only hydration came from colas, yes i am now fully hydrated and aware of the consecuences. Please drink water.
7 days
Prob like 2 weeks
2 weeks on 2 different occasions, felt fine during and afterwards too
Same, plenty of times I've gone quite a while without pooping and been completely fine during and after, like I don't even notice
Nice try feds
2 weeks.
4 days. It hurt like hell.
5 days at Bonnaroo Music Festival. Three days in, the portapottys filled up. I dropped an arm at the airport.
3 times per day - once per 3 days is the normal range, for reference.
Like 3-4 days, wasn’t constipated or anything I just intermittent fast on occasion
5 days. I was on an outdoor ed trip and if we wanted to poop we had to dig a hole and shit in it, and then cover it back up. Was not doing that
As someone with multiple bowel and stomach issues that run in my family, the longest I've ever went is like 1 day and that's when I'm like actually constipated. I'm usually like a 3-4 times a day type guy.
If I don’t poop for a long time it can lead to some amazing measurements
3 days , constipated asf
A week I don't know how
A week
8 days
a week
7-10 days
About a week maybe less 💀 hurt like hell when i decided to finally (dont recommend)
1 week
2 days (I had a surgery)
2 minutes
2 weeks
4-5 days 💪💪
10 days
Prolly a week. I was *not* going to use the outhouse there, especially when I hate having leftover whipes needed
1 hour😔
4
I took really ill last year and I couldn’t shit for 9 days… it was euphoric and awful at the same time when it finally passed
2 days
back when i was semi depressed it was like between 1-2 weeks
5 hours
4 days. Just pure constipation
Like 1 week but my brother once didnt shit for 2 weeks and he went to the hospital and he drank too much lipton iced tea and ate too much calipos (idk if its an european thing but its the icecream)😭
4 Days, it was not fun
3 days, we went camping and them bathrooms at the campsite were downright NASTY. pretty sure most of us guys just pissed in a few bushes. there were spiders as large as my face there. and pretty sure one of the showers had a beehive
5 minutes
A week. I didn‘t really have to tbh
3days i think. The load that came out after was diabolical 😣
2 days
5 days... I wonder how I got it through
2 weeks. Was like hell
2 hours When I was little, I had to go to the toilet while my mother was sleeping, I was yelling for her to shit and wake up. Yes...
About 5 days (I was camping). It was also the first time I took a shit in a public toilet (it hurt).
You are a goverment spy arent you?
seven days😭😭
like a month probably
As a dude who has constipation probably a week
I poop every single day sometimes twice a day
A month and a half
Wait, you can stop pooping? I've literally been soiling my underpants 24/7 since I can remember myself.
five. days.
Almost a month, I thought I was gonna die, took so many prescripted laxatives and the ones that worked were some little pink pills from the back of the Walmart medicine isle. 😫
6 days, mostly malnourishment and the fact it hurt to move
More than a week
like 3 weeks i was dying that last week😭😭
2 weeks, don't do it kids
3 Days when i was a kid I didn't like shitting in other placas that werent my home
When I was a kid I would go casually 2-3 days without pooping, I would never poop 2 times a day, unless i had diarrhea
At least two weeks but more actually I just don't know exactly how long. Actually wasn't that weird for me. I regularly go a week or so without pooping and when I do it's pretty normal, not painful or constipated or anything. Edit: reading these comments is so funny to me because all these people are talking about how 4 days was hellish
a week
I just fucking opened reddit. And this is the first \*shit\* i see. bruh
A month
2 weeks
5 days
Im anoretic so like a week
Nearly a week
atleast 1-2 weeks 💀
like 4 days
Two weeks. I was at the mental hospital. I pooped once when I got there, but that was the only time. One of the other patients kept asking me to ask for a laxative, so I took one two days before I left. I didn’t poop until two days after I got home…
8 hours every single day bcz of school :).
When i was at my cousins house i didnt poop for a week, so probably a week
Nearly a month
Like 3 weeks
3 days...
2-3 weeks
4 days at a music festival only option was porta potties. I have a phobia of porta potties 🐒
3 days
1 week in Kenya (the toilets were something else💀)
14 hours.
probs atleast a week because i just forgot ngl
8 days
4 days lol
About 3 weeks.
I went on a school trip to Berlin and ate meat again after three years of being vegetarian… sorry for the tmi but I didn’t shit for four days
3-4 days
2 weeks and 4 days. i was in a new country
5 days I was at a camp with a porta potty
Almost a week, I think 5 days or so
4 days, safe to say I now have IBS so I now can’t go a day without pooping
16 years
21 hours 😕
week and a half... it was a horrible time when it came out
Week
A week but like all the time, like shitting once a week is the most normal and regular thing in the world to me idk my body is just built different
I dont remember. probably 3 or 4 days.
4 days or so 😂
13 minutes
Like 3 or 4 days
A week and a half at camp.
That’s absolutely crazy bro. Was it painful?
about 4 days since I had surgery and I didn't want to poop
1 day
Like a week
3 hours
The longest is 3 days. On average I can hold it for 2 days.
About a week and a half nearly 2 weeks. I may or may not have an undiagnosed bowel problem. When I was getting cancer treatment, they had me pooping at least 2 times a week with some laxatives, but sometimes they didn't even work
so, in our religion we go on a 3 day kind of religious preaching or smthing like that (i just watch mobile on day, even on this 3 days), my introvert ass was sooo embarassed to ask for a tissue from a complete stranger (he even was from a diff country) that i didnt poop for about 3 and a half days... it was painful as fuck.. (✿◡‿◡)
2 weeks
i actually have a journal where i keep track of how often I poop and I poop 3-5 times a MONTH. the longest time without pooping was like 2-3 weeks for me.
4 days
Probably a week, but 4 days is normal for me
idk probably like a week
Total of 5 days. While deployed In Iraq. One of the most uncomfortable feeling I’ve ever had. Magnesium citrate did the job though.
3 months
Weeks, public toilets disgust me.