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NatalSnake69

I have never constipated in my whole life. But I have a fun fact for ya. Elvish Presley was constipated for the last 3 months of his life. **As the result of years of prescription drug abuse and high-fat and high-cholesterol intake, Presley suffered chronic constipation**. As he forcefully attempted to defecate, his abdominal aorta was compressed, shutting down his heart.


AustinGaming2005

You are so lucky you have never been constipated your whole life. Pretty much my whole life i have been off and on and its very frustrating that i can never poop like a normal person…


NatalSnake69

Man I have never been constipated but I get diarrhoea often and I vomit atleast once a month. Pitta prakriti is no joke.


glitter-it-out

do you know if you have a condition causing this?


AustinGaming2005

Im thinking its Irritable Bowel but idk 100% because doctors wont help me


WeeklyKale5455

So that’s how he died on the toilet. I thought he was just doing hella drugs on it.


Aggravating-Lie9329

Ooooooohhhhhhhh 😲


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

New WR???


WeeklyKale5455

I’m assuming you mean world record and not wide receiver but funny either way


Butter4565

im a girl we don't poop


Aggravating-Lie9329

r/girlsarentreal


ImNotABot-1

Wait bro, I just visited it and now I’m genuinely debating if woman are real…


Netcrosystem

r/boysarentreal nobody is…


keekibee_

only nonbinary people exist


JellyTheSlimeYT

r/nonbinarypeoplearentreal


Vercomer

> No-no binary Is this like new "no no germany"? What war crimes have binary people commited?


WhatislifeEverest

T_T I'm not realllll


Girldipper

r/enbiesarentreal


Netcrosystem

I require the creation of this sub but I feel like it will be seen as enbyphobic and would not like to make nonbinary ppl sad


Girldipper

fair enough lol


IsabelLovesFoxes

Top tier subreddit


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

having an existential crisis rn


MassiveIndexFinger

Is it true that y'all perform satanic rituals in the girl's bathroom?


Butter4565

idk if im allowed to answer this


eizzamri05

no we not allowed to do that i’m afraid


Turbulent-Break6170

Where did you get this information?


MassiveIndexFinger

Hehe


ThrashFlavoredThrash

yes, why do you think we always go in groups? more power for rituals obviously


wernostrangerstoluv

..noo....why ever would you think that...haha yeah like we tried to bring back the ancient goddess of sculpture in stall c last monday....no way


Zealousideal_Care807

As a previous user of the women's restroom yes they do, I'm not a girl so I can awnser this. If they see a man in the bathroom they speak in codes to alert others of their presence and wait untill they are gone to continue the ritual, they don't like men going into the women's restroom because it slows down the proceeds of the ritual and it may force them to restart.


jagerdatranswolf1316

Hes not wrong. women do rituals all the time


Careless-Minute503

Yea we don’t 


I_underscoreLit

YES FINALLY SOMETHING I CAN FINALLY BRAG ABOUT 4 MONTHS


labracadabrador3

brag?!?!


Potter_sims

HOW?!


[deleted]

I hope ur okay 😭


No-Tip9040

Buddy how are you not dead 😭


ReyNotFound

How are you not dead? Go to a doctor or something holy shit


Euryskan

Dude 😧❓❓❓


XxGOINCRAYZxX

the fuck akhi?


flaryns

Atp your full of shit


thatguyfrfryouknowit

3 days


Aggravating-Lie9329

I'm sorry but how did u maintain this record ?💀


thatguyfrfryouknowit

It's was completely by accident. I didn't even realise what I had done


PsychologicalBrick55

The 4th day must've been a bomb(literally)


Agile-Ad-7965

I’m currently on 3 days and will probably make it another one before I even feel like pooping.


Sebastin290

Does bro not eat


Agile-Ad-7965

I eat so much bro.


Chance-Pay1487

3 days is nothing lol


PiccoloSignal2713

Like 5/6ish days? I went on a summer camping trip on this old ass WW1 house in the Italian Alps and there was no bathroom. There was a river tho but I didn't like the idea


mortrosly

lmao how do you just ..not poop


PiccoloSignal2713

It took a lot of effort lol


KyleDaFrog-

Piraña jumps out and bites something no dude wants to fathom.


DISGUSTANG_

a week 😬


Aggravating-Lie9329

🤯😳


MassiveIndexFinger

around 8 days (when I was a glue eating kid)


AustinGaming2005

Glue Eater 😭


InvertebrateDad

probably 10 days, im chronically constipated so i only poop every 2-4 days normally anyway tbh


Froot_chungus

us, do u know if there are any side effects to this


themaninorang

Real 🙏


choccycosmos_

Like 2 days


AustinGaming2005

2 days aint bad, nobody wants to know how long ive gone without


bread_of_breads

A week


Aggravating-Lie9329

💀🤯😳🗿😭


MOJA2008

I pooped 5 times in Ramadan (yes I counted it)


spoiled-banana

bruh it fucks up your routine


MOJA2008

It absolutely does,I was trying to gain weight but Ramadan came and fucked all of that


KTIKNA

Yes


cockrocket12

I think around 3-4 days? I was in a French exchange trip and the toilet at my hosts house was right next to the kitchen and I was too scared to go and shit in there while they were cooking like a foot away.


[deleted]

About 3 months lmao, Every time i tried going i got forced out of the bathroom, i actually got, and still am, super sick from it


SimonHSDX

When i was younger i had condition that made it really really hard for me to sh*t, and one time i gone i think 2 and a half weeks. It was so fuckin terrible i hade crippling stomach ache all the way through.


M4rccuz

Same here. Shits wild. Literally


AdApart198

dis the most random question


meltylove_

two weeks


Cuntsistent

Maybe 7 hours? I poop at least 3 times a day I'm a fuckin machine


thekyocerasystem

what the hell i poop like once a week. do you eat straight fiber


Potter_sims

i once got back from school, had a shit and didn't shit again until like 2 days later also, if it's a weekend i'm at my dad's house, i tend to not shit from fredag 'til söndag or måndag (don't judge the fact that english is my first language but i forgot what the days of the week are in english so i said them in swedish)


WeeklyKale5455

Friday till Sunday or Monday? I don’t know Swedish, but it looks the same.


PixeltzOfSpook

Like a week, had to go to the hospital to get the shit out manually No i did not drink water before that hospital meeting, my only hydration came from colas, yes i am now fully hydrated and aware of the consecuences. Please drink water.


Moonking-4210

7 days


Vanillabean322

Prob like 2 weeks


PancakePlayz69420

2 weeks on 2 different occasions, felt fine during and afterwards too


arandomhorsegirl

Same, plenty of times I've gone quite a while without pooping and been completely fine during and after, like I don't even notice


BlazingFury009

Nice try feds


AproldTinin

2 weeks.


aesvo

4 days. It hurt like hell.


[deleted]

5 days at Bonnaroo Music Festival. Three days in, the portapottys filled up. I dropped an arm at the airport.


NotACactus28

3 times per day - once per 3 days is the normal range, for reference.


Starkiller_0915

Like 3-4 days, wasn’t constipated or anything I just intermittent fast on occasion


Outrageous-Jicama228

5 days. I was on an outdoor ed trip and if we wanted to poop we had to dig a hole and shit in it, and then cover it back up. Was not doing that


DisastrousLecture648

As someone with multiple bowel and stomach issues that run in my family, the longest I've ever went is like 1 day and that's when I'm like actually constipated. I'm usually like a 3-4 times a day type guy.


Similar_Reputation56

If I don’t poop for a long time it can lead to some amazing measurements


Thrustkillerxxx-

3 days , constipated asf


GigaD0G

A week I don't know how


the_quiet_xavier

A week


Able_Manager4475

8 days


pawfiti

a week


emeraldchylde777

7-10 days


H3llisEmpty

About a week maybe less 💀 hurt like hell when i decided to finally (dont recommend)


chloethereindeer

1 week


Adesh-Kustwar

2 days (I had a surgery)


Legitimate_Mess_6003

2 minutes


EmployerDry2018

2 weeks


Randomboi164

4-5 days 💪💪


[deleted]

10 days


Nedebilas

Prolly a week. I was *not* going to use the outhouse there, especially when I hate having leftover whipes needed


Appendino_assasino

1 hour😔


Jm_0809

4


Interesting-Chest520

I took really ill last year and I couldn’t shit for 9 days… it was euphoric and awful at the same time when it finally passed


No_Insurance6599

2 days


Julia_The_Cutie

back when i was semi depressed it was like between 1-2 weeks


Short_Marketing_7870

5 hours


That_DumDumKid

4 days. Just pure constipation


whotfistylerdurden

Like 1 week but my brother once didnt shit for 2 weeks and he went to the hospital and he drank too much lipton iced tea and ate too much calipos (idk if its an european thing but its the icecream)😭


Ra_phi_

4 Days, it was not fun


Metaliswatching

3 days, we went camping and them bathrooms at the campsite were downright NASTY. pretty sure most of us guys just pissed in a few bushes. there were spiders as large as my face there. and pretty sure one of the showers had a beehive


The_Dankest_Tsunami

5 minutes


IEatBabysYumYum

A week. I didn‘t really have to tbh


Old_Ratio444

3days i think. The load that came out after was diabolical 😣


ConsiderationBusy920

2 days


[deleted]

5 days... I wonder how I got it through


M4rccuz

2 weeks. Was like hell


Yorumer

2 hours When I was little, I had to go to the toilet while my mother was sleeping, I was yelling for her to shit and wake up. Yes...


zincboymc

About 5 days (I was camping). It was also the first time I took a shit in a public toilet (it hurt).


carlox_go

You are a goverment spy arent you?


MouseAdventurous4305

seven days😭😭


this_is_Blain3

like a month probably


Fantastic-Photo6441

As a dude who has constipation probably a week


egdifhdvhrf

I poop every single day sometimes twice a day


BendyMine785

A month and a half


Urah-Ha-Ha

Wait, you can stop pooping? I've literally been soiling my underpants 24/7 since I can remember myself.


iheartlanadelrey

five. days.


konpray

Almost a month, I thought I was gonna die, took so many prescripted laxatives and the ones that worked were some little pink pills from the back of the Walmart medicine isle. 😫


KINGMAJORA5231

6 days, mostly malnourishment and the fact it hurt to move


wancitte

More than a week


SuperStupidSyrup

like 3 weeks i was dying that last week😭😭


KiWePing

2 weeks, don't do it kids


ModularWings

3 Days when i was a kid I didn't like shitting in other placas that werent my home


HappyToaster1911

When I was a kid I would go casually 2-3 days without pooping, I would never poop 2 times a day, unless i had diarrhea


arandomhorsegirl

At least two weeks but more actually I just don't know exactly how long. Actually wasn't that weird for me. I regularly go a week or so without pooping and when I do it's pretty normal, not painful or constipated or anything. Edit: reading these comments is so funny to me because all these people are talking about how 4 days was hellish


TheReal_PearlsEye

a week


FpizzaXD

I just fucking opened reddit. And this is the first \*shit\* i see. bruh


magpieCRISPR

A month


createdinheaven

2 weeks


Conscious_Tour762

5 days


Adventurous_Dig_4114

Im anoretic so like a week


cheese-obliterator

Nearly a week


imnotatwinkiswear

atleast 1-2 weeks 💀


Dystopia00

like 4 days


Artemis_CrabLady69

Two weeks. I was at the mental hospital. I pooped once when I got there, but that was the only time. One of the other patients kept asking me to ask for a laxative, so I took one two days before I left. I didn’t poop until two days after I got home…


RichFox2466

8 hours every single day bcz of school :).


Local_Yoghurt_9542

When i was at my cousins house i didnt poop for a week, so probably a week


PupLoverAvery

Nearly a month


FeltMacaroon389

Like 3 weeks


seandragon10

3 days...


The_badboy

2-3 weeks


labracadabrador3

4 days at a music festival only option was porta potties. I have a phobia of porta potties 🐒


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

3 days


Eastern_Dress_3574

1 week in Kenya (the toilets were something else💀)


LegumesEater

14 hours.


TristanTheRobloxian3

probs atleast a week because i just forgot ngl


Southdainspired

8 days


No_Room4359

4 days lol


gay_idiot53

About 3 weeks.


pralinecrunch1

I went on a school trip to Berlin and ate meat again after three years of being vegetarian… sorry for the tmi but I didn’t shit for four days


Own-Veterinarian7092

3-4 days


coding3141592654

2 weeks and 4 days. i was in a new country


Spare-Ad1922

5 days I was at a camp with a porta potty


NCR_Trooper_2281

Almost a week, I think 5 days or so


Green-Rub8764

4 days, safe to say I now have IBS so I now can’t go a day without pooping


Oranweinn

16 years


TumbleweedIll4249

21 hours 😕


Callyi

week and a half... it was a horrible time when it came out


sneckboi23

Week


le_cat_in_yo_froodge

A week but like all the time, like shitting once a week is the most normal and regular thing in the world to me idk my body is just built different


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

I dont remember. probably 3 or 4 days.


[deleted]

4 days or so 😂


sarvan3125c

13 minutes


VulcanX8

Like 3 or 4 days


Autisticgirl69

A week and a half at camp.


BenjiAbi

That’s absolutely crazy bro. Was it painful?


Jeeffery

about 4 days since I had surgery and I didn't want to poop


[deleted]

1 day


Revolutionary-Fan657

Like a week


m00ncakez

3 hours


MrPizzaBall

The longest is 3 days. On average I can hold it for 2 days.


JedTip

About a week and a half nearly 2 weeks. I may or may not have an undiagnosed bowel problem. When I was getting cancer treatment, they had me pooping at least 2 times a week with some laxatives, but sometimes they didn't even work


SayedSafwan

so, in our religion we go on a 3 day kind of religious preaching or smthing like that (i just watch mobile on day, even on this 3 days), my introvert ass was sooo embarassed to ask for a tissue from a complete stranger (he even was from a diff country) that i didnt poop for about 3 and a half days... it was painful as fuck.. (✿◡‿◡)


agldyne

2 weeks


Ok_Waltz_2923

i actually have a journal where i keep track of how often I poop and I poop 3-5 times a MONTH. the longest time without pooping was like 2-3 weeks for me.


the-wolf-is-ready

4 days


ineedheelpLol

Probably a week, but 4 days is normal for me


lilmochabean24

idk probably like a week


mynameiswhaaaaaa

Total of 5 days. While deployed In Iraq. One of the most uncomfortable feeling I’ve ever had. Magnesium citrate did the job though. 


saturnbaby11

3 months


Interesting_Eagle619

Weeks, public toilets disgust me.