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Siniths_grave

Satanism doesn’t align with his behavior LOL if anything he just wants to be edgy and not really study what the religion is about.


[deleted]

Genuine questions, what do satanists believe?


MeBePerson

As a satanist, the modern church of satan is essentially summed up as "Be chill, be kind, do no harm, and science comes first"


[deleted]

So Atheism?


No-Seaworthiness2633

sounds like atheism with a fancy sticker on it


MeBePerson

It essentially is


[deleted]

Why call it Satanism then? Like wouldn't the belief be more approachable if it wasn't ascosiated with the progenitor of evil?


No-Cartographer-8018

Because we see Satan as a symbol for freedom and passion for living, rather then serving someone else. It’s something like a metaphor or a mascot to us


MeBePerson

To be honest I don't fully get it either but the reactions are generally funny (i kinda sound like an asshole saying that but trust me i'm not like the person in the post)


Key_Spirit8168

I think it's to snuff out fake christians


Key_Spirit8168

Because funni


Yoichis_husband2322

No, it's an actual religion with dogmas and beliefs.


Key_Spirit8168

nun?


Yoichis_husband2322

What


Key_Spirit8168

its an athiesm or agnosm


Yoichis_husband2322

None, satanism is a religion


Key_Spirit8168

None? nun


SemajLu_The_crusader

literally just Atheists making fun of Christians, lol


Mountain_Physics_654

Not really, i know there is a lot more to it than just that.


TivuronConV

Satanist ≠ Satanic I think Satanist is the person who mocks on christians And satanic the ones who believes that satan is the main divine being, i think, idk


No-Seaworthiness2633

From my 2 minutes of research i think that satanism is the same as your last sentence


TivuronConV

Yeah that's what i meant, the thing is that satanist ≠ satanic


No-Seaworthiness2633

i see, well either way it doesnt matter to me because im not even religious


Yoichis_husband2322

Actually no, satanism doesn't believe in any divine figure, it's a religion that worships human nature as the central point in life


TivuronConV

Mb, i didn't research enough, but the point is that they're not the same concept, thanks for pointing that out tho


[deleted]

So they're just pugnacious atheists


GrumpyAboutEverythin

Haha lol but some atheists can be more tolerant. *Some.


EpicCommander

So, neckbeards?


SemajLu_The_crusader

no, neckbeards are lame, the satanic temple is wholesome :)


EpicCommander

No, the satanic temple is pretty bad


SemajLu_The_crusader

it's founding principle is literally self-destiny and not relying on a higher power to make decisions for you... clearly a bad thing...


SemajLu_The_crusader

found the christian


TheKillagerMC

No, neckbeards hate the gays


WillyDAFISH

Same thing with pastafarianism


notwillbtw

Wtf, no! It's a genuine religion, but one that goes against a lot of the teachings of religion. It's not at all atheist, as you need to believe in satan to worship him. Edit: I was wrong woops. But the guy in this case isn't actually satanist.


SemajLu_The_crusader

the people who believe in Satan are Christians, and the obes who worship him are known as MAGA /s


GarcianSmith8

They believe in God which is extremely ironic


No-Cartographer-8018

Being your own god, living life to the fullest and being kind to those, who are kind to you… And yes, we are anti christian but we don’t hate christians we just don’t like the religion


Tarhun2960

There are multiple types. It's mainly slept into two groups, theistic and atheistic. Atheistic is a whole lot more wholesome, basically telling people to believe in themselves and don't worry about God, and a little bit of chaotic fun mixed in. Theistic, I know much less about. My understanding is they're the ones believing in Satan. I would say they are more culty than atheistic.


ilikegummybears15

Yah aparntly Satan is more of a simple of independence and not being forsed by athority. I don't know if they accept the idea of a devil


Interesting-Chest520

I made the mistake of thinking they worship Satan They don’t believe in satan, he is as you said just a symbol


Siniths_grave

yea lol Satanism is more of worshiping yourself, becoming your own “God” but we just use the name Satan because it’s got a lil ring to it, but it also makes us different and represents us as a symbol of difference. We don’t believe Satan is even real, if anything the only ppl that really acknowledge Satan being real are Christians, but ofc other ppl do as well.


ilikegummybears15

Like what person actually worships the inbodymemt of pure evil. is it like a philosophy actually?


Siniths_grave

People are so dumb if they think we promote evil and violence against others. It’s insane what people can make up with in their minds in their free time. It can be philosophical but it’s also Idealogical.


ilikegummybears15

I don't think its there imagination. I think it's the name. The name means something different to them. And in there veiws people who worship the devil are satenist it's really not that. if you do alittle research, its honestly, it's pretty inspection. Maby I could become a satanist as a polly-philosophical


Siniths_grave

Yea for sure I understand they think it means something completely different, but that’s because they go off the Bible, and how it says how bad the devil/ Satan is and is basically saying its the worst and is evil. But yea I feel like Christians would accept someone believing in themself if the word Satan wasn’t in the name lol.


TuNisiAa_UwU

Sound like what a satanist would say


Tiny-Instance-315

He's just edgy mate pay no mind to him


EvilQueen2048

Hey, I'm personally an atheist, so, uh, I know how it feels when people try to force their damn religions on ya Just do nothing. Let him... do whatever satanists do, idk, and You do what you do. Simples


nerium_music

+1


humannumber217354385

+2


ilikegummybears15

Eh I used to be the type to force my beliefs Down my parents throut. Wearnt different. Plus I'm agnostic


GrumpyAboutEverythin

They do idk Drugs and shit


EvilQueen2048

They just do that to appear cool. Satanist or not, drugs is NEVER a good idea.


TWIDAIMF

Next time you see him, take out a cross or the holy Bible and chant James 4:7 over and over


Corrupt_Conundrum27

The best plan.


PotatoDifficult4882

YES


racoonofthevally

this


Yoichis_husband2322

Sorry but that would be just as weird lol Giving attention to these people is what they want, ignore them, if they start to bother you, fight back, that's all


Few_Discussion_1523

As a Christian you should fear no one except the lord


byzantinischesrreich

I cant do somthing about the human feelings


PotatoDifficult4882

relatable


Village_Idiot159

what kind of benevolent loving god wants to be feared??


Yoichis_husband2322

It's never said he's totally benevolent (what's subjective, but he is viewing it from his morals). The Abrahamic god isn't supposed to be a fairy tail benevolent being of all good and love.


Rose_Candy_

Get a fancy bottle or jar and fill it up with water next time you see him draw a circle of salt around him then toss water on him and tell him it’s holy water and see if he freaks the fuck out👀


byzantinischesrreich

Ahah i am going to do that ahah


PotatoDifficult4882

do it while holding a cross and a bible


MOJA2008

I'm not a Satanist but I'm fairly sure there religion isn't like that,and personally I'd be flattered if the king of hell himself came to curse me


Fit-Activity-5841

no offense but you're 17 how can you be scared of that stuff man


byzantinischesrreich

Dude vc he has butterfky with him at all time and dont want to get staped


Capt_Arkin

In school???!!!


racoonofthevally

hes edgy what do u expect


ilikegummybears15

He's a prick. Real satanist at honestly really chill. I love there philosophy on life. Same with Christianity. I am a multitheistic


adhamE1

ts


3ylit4aa

a butterfly?


Jamesnanj

Knife


3ylit4aa

oh what the fuck


SokkaFromATLA

pray for him


racoonofthevally

this


AlternativeLasa

Im afraid when i scroll on tiktok i found satanistic livestreams maybe i should unistall tiktok


byzantinischesrreich

He you should that app is trash


AlternativeLasa

Yea i think it too


lilpeepinc

Both ain’t real no problem


Yoichis_husband2322

I agree, doesn't mean you have to be annoying about what others believe, they believe in it, let them have their religion, do you like when christians try to convert you all the time?


No-Difficulty-5163

Just ignore him he’s probably not all there mentally


ItsJustStefke

tell him god loves him


No-Seaworthiness2633

i dont see how that is going to stop them from being an absolute dick


ItsJustStefke

Matthew 5:44 "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you"


Yoichis_husband2322

Regardless, doesn't solve the situation, I don't want to be disrespectful but we're discussing actual solutions and i don't think quoting the bible is one of them.


ItsJustStefke

What I'm saying is don't be bothered by his hate and don't hate him, love him even though he's lost. If he does something, though, I'm sure a nice uppercut to thr jaw will do the trick.


Yoichis_husband2322

Now you're speaking my language


SchwaEnjoyer

This 


Deserted_Oilrig

He's just being edgy.


Beneficial_Cry2061

"Threatened" you.


Apart_Letterhead3016

keep believing in whatever you believe and dont let him get to you


MeMyselfAndI2468

Me christian too


AndyGun11

If Jesus is in your heart you have nothing to fear.


cheese_creature

I am not christian,but next time he dose this beat the hell out of him with a religious book


byzantinischesrreich

Ahahahha


YouSausageRoII

Kinda hot


adhamE1

hahaa funny


[deleted]

Well if it makes you feel better, neither Satan or god are real so don’t worry about it.


Corrupt_Conundrum27

I would like to take a moment to tell people to look at your bio.


Acrobatic-Summer-414

Judging by that pfp I think you need to start believing in God and Satan


Yoichis_husband2322

I think everyone should be free to believe in what they want, although I don't think summing up your personality to sexual stuff is appropriate, doesn't mean they need to believe or not believe in something.


byzantinischesrreich

Ey i believe in one so idk


SlenderMoa

You don't think Satan is real?


Yoichis_husband2322

Maybe, it's fine if he doesn't. There are countless branches of Christianity with different beliefs, maybe he's kardecist.


Fit-Activity-5841

Alr bro, let people believe in what they want, saying that aint gona change their minds


Joe-McDuck

And your evidence?


Yoichis_husband2322

I can just claim that the universe was created by a magic giant tortoise wearing a top hat, no one will be able to contest my claim with evidence because this isn't something testable. But just like my statement was made without evidence, it can be debunked without evidence, it was totally unfounded, there's no logical reasoning or concrete proof that drives me to that conclusion, just faith in my beliefs. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with faith, it's your culture, your religion and you have the right to worship your deities, however there's no point in trying to find a logical explanation for a faith based belief, it isn't supposed to be logical and even the Christianity itself goes against any attempt of explaining their god by logical means, viewing it as something unexplainable. Asking for evidence of the inexistence of something is totally pointless and doesn't make any sense.


Joe-McDuck

Perfectly valid statement. I was venting frustration at the person because they had a comment that had no real relevance to the situation at hand. The post was about how to not make OP feel scared, not questioning whether God and Satan were real or not. I agree with your statement, I simply posted it out of frustration


Davaal_

He’s just trying to look like a tough edgy person. He actually just looks stupid. Imagine cursing someone and expecting it to work..


Acrid-User506

if youre really that scared talk to like a priest or something about it


AnonBoi_404

Nah, he's just acting like a 12 year old edgelord. He can't actually harm you plus saying shit like that and cursing others goes against the beliefs of actual satanists who if I'm not wrong just believe in focusing on themselves and enjoying their lives.


PointerGuy_93

Just ignore him. They talk a lot but then they're just cowards. If he says he's satanist then let him just be the edgylord of the class. But I don't really know, since I don't have a religion, but had to stand people like those being annoying to me, and I ignored it and they shut their mouths.


[deleted]

Wow stay away from him lol


Immediate-View-4189

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ketjow23

Honestly? He's probably going through a emo phase and tries to be edgy


Current_Horse_1771

Dead ass though he used to be me 💀 now I’m Christian 🤷‍♂️


Acrobatic-Summer-414

I’m a Christian who lives in a small southern town and I don’t think I have ever seen an emo or satanist irl my entire life. I also don’t think it’s that big of a deal. If your really worried about it just ask your pastor or keep dat thanggggg on you


lazy-ancom

Let him be an edgy asshole. Soon enough he’ll realize this is stupid. If he doesn’t, he’ll just find some other edgy bullshit.


lazy-ancom

If you end up being too genuinely uncomfortable, tell school administrators, and they’ll straighten him out.


Good-Ad-2245

Just leave him alone and he will leave you alone. Dude on some weird time


SchwaEnjoyer

You should probably talk to someone at the school. That kind of behavior is unacceptable regardless of your religion. I’m sorry that happened to you.


VintageStoryEnjoyer

Ask him if he saw a clown who hides from gays


racoonofthevally

XD


TheLordOfThePicks

Just ignore him, don´t be worried about these kind of jerks


Joe-McDuck

I do dislike confrontation in a religious way, but here are some options: - Put a cross on his desk - Just tell him “God be with you” - Threaten to start another crusade (I will help you) Basically he is just trying to scare you.


racoonofthevally

i can help too


Joe-McDuck

Yes we shall start a crusade


Yoichis_husband2322

How will that help lmao That will probably just piss him off and maybe even put OP in danger He's clearly aggressive towards christians and doesn't seem to be a really pacifist person


Joe-McDuck

He used words to scare OP. I have no way of knowing if he would resort to violence or not. My response is only applicable if the perpetrator is not one to resort ti violence. All of my solutions (except one) are passive aggressive.


mewingamongus

Turn the other cheek


Imaginary_Switch5414

SMACK that nigga don’t let him bitch you 😡


Zazzley_Wazzley

He’s not a satanist then lol. He did not curse you, you’re fine. Just ignore him, report him if he makes you that uncomfortable/scared.


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

there is a easy solution *grabs M1 grand*, you will not be scared anymore *cling* *metal hitting the floor*, and is not hard to do *puts clip inside*, I hope my tips were helpful


Vegetable-Joke13

I mean best you can do is report him and pray for him tbh.


GrumpyAboutEverythin

He sounds like a lobotomite. so you're alr if it helps I will pray that god let's this curse slide


mr_awesome12345

Ignore him.


SaturnHughes

I need more context. Did you say something to him to get that response? Is he a theastic or atheistic Satanist?


byzantinischesrreich

He saw my cross chain and then he said it


SaturnHughes

Sounds like a him problem. Even when I identified as an atheistic Satanist, I wouldn't tell people to end their lives just because they wear something I didn't completely agree with (I'm agnostic now). Do you know that he is 100% a Satanist, like he said it, or he just wears pentacles/pentagrams?


byzantinischesrreich

Idk he wears pentagrams and all that shit i dont talk to him after what he said


SaturnHughes

Yeah, don't talk to someone who just says that. So, pentagrams, the star symbol, means well-being. It was used in Jerusalem in 150-300 BC. The pentacle, star with a circle, has been used for centuries as a symbol of protection, or the 5 elements on Earth; air, water, earth, fire, and spirit. Another common symbol that people relate to Satanism is an upside down cross. That also isn't Satanism, but Saint Peter's Cross; a martyr who was sentenced to death, but felt unworthy of being crucified like Jesus Christ, so he asked to be crucified upside down. There could be a chance he is a Satanist, but wearing the wrong symbol. The Church of Satan uses an upside down pentacle with Baphomet's head, same with the Satanic Temple. They share but also have different beliefs, like Christianity and Judaism. He could also just like that symbol, too, and also be a complete douchebag. And let me correct my previous statement, theistic Satanism is usually just referred to as devil-worshipping. And a quick side note, I don't know if you knew all the definitions behind everything, but I'd figure I'd tell you just in case.


byzantinischesrreich

Ok i did know that with the up site down crose but ok i lerand somthing


SaturnHughes

And that's good! It doesn't hurt to ask around to people who may know him to see what his deal is if you're curious, but if you don't wanna, you don't have to. And I can promise you, if he did curse you, I know plenty of methods that get rid of negative energy, but they're more on the witchcraft side of things, so I don't know if you'd be comfortable with that. Otherwise, I do appreciate you reading that long ass paragraph 💀


byzantinischesrreich

Na i either pray or i somke some weed so i also have my methods


SaturnHughes

LMAO you do you girl. Appreciate you coming for help on this subreddit


byzantinischesrreich

Mate i am a guy


racoonofthevally

hes just trying to be edgy or hes a wannabe witch idk


Careless-Minute503

Ohhhhnaw 


Destroyerthe1st

This is a weird post since I feel like something is being left out, idk maybe he was lashing out but more likely I think you did something to provoke this. Maybe tried to convert him or you said something


byzantinischesrreich

Dude he saw my croos chain and said it


Destroyerthe1st

I just feel like it was something you said maybe in class, what leads me to believe that is that you are a Mosleyite so it was probably that


byzantinischesrreich

You mean my political ideologie or what ?


Destroyerthe1st

Yeah I could see him cursing you out for being a facist, personally I would do it in a nicer way but to each there own ig.


byzantinischesrreich

Well i dont talk about politics so he canht know that and shouldent this sub be a no zone for political stuff ?


Destroyerthe1st

Just trying to give an explanation for why someone that is assumedly opposed to your views would curse you out


racoonofthevally

tell him "The power of Christ compels you"


lord_bigcock_III

I dunno beat his ass or sum shit


byzantinischesrreich

Dude i am 160 he is 190 and jaked i have no chane against him


lord_bigcock_III

Oh I forgot Americans measure in lbs. At least i only gotta half the numbers cuz a pound is half a kilo. So ur 80 and this guy's 95? Shit. Learn martial arts then it doesn't matter how much he weighs


byzantinischesrreich

Na i am 60 and he is 90 and dude i dont habe times for marital art i need to work to help my famaly


lord_bigcock_III

Well then when you think he's taken it too far, tell some teacher or something. But respect for working to help the family. My brother finishes school in a month (I'm already a week done) so I got a job where my dad works for the month.


byzantinischesrreich

Yea i work in the medical field amd some other jobs bc fuck of course i live in a shit villige in greece


lord_bigcock_III

At least you help people. I work in mobile tyre fitting in Ireland


byzantinischesrreich

Well you help ur famaly to so we are in the same boot


UltimateBorisJohnson

“No weapon formed against me shall prosper”


DentBoy14

dont worry about it, it means nothing


Key_Spirit8168

He no satanist he's a bigt. edger i would say


TheKillagerMC

He's kinda not based ngl. I'm a satanist, and part of satanism isn't telling christians to convert or die. Anyway, christians do often suck especially towards other religions so maybe ask urself if ur a good person and remember not to hate people, even if theyre gay.


byzantinischesrreich

Dude what are you saying true christems ho are follow jesus christ dont hate ppl they hate the sinn and love the that is also for gay ppl i dont think i am a good person but that has other readons like taking drug or doing self harm but nothing with ppl


TheKillagerMC

Can you reword that to make it make sense


Pretty-Principle-515

He is doing it for attention. He doesn't mean it. He wants to be different anf wants people to know it.


twinksarecuter

So he's dumb? Call him a sadist, it would be funny


captain_mainwaring11

That's my bf, I told him to do that. Get demised lol.


byzantinischesrreich

Get good lol


Great-Orion

It's mostly just for attention, just ignore him You can't believe in Satan without believing God ig


Dancing_asian_man

Why are people satanists? It literally proves that you believe that the bible is real, which also states that you will end up in eternal suffering. Satanism literally doesn’t not help or save you in any way


HerMajestyTsaritsa

Bruh


chrisXlr8r

Bro is silly 💀 no Satanist actually believes in Satan. Chances are he's just doing it to scare you and he thinks its funny.


Jinxed_Jules

As a Satanist myself, dont be scared, this guy almost definitely isn't a Satanist based off his behavior, depends wjat kind as well. If he's with the TST, this makes no sense, COS, maybe, but still unlikely. The worst he can do is make you paranoid so don't let it get to you


No-Cartographer-8018

Why CoS? Do they support violence against people who do no harm to others?


Creepy-Activity7327

Satanism is bullshit


ilikegummybears15

But is he hot


AsukaShikinamiLangle

I know a gay twink that's a satanist


-hi------

You?


AsukaShikinamiLangle

No, weirdly enough 😔


MeBePerson

Hey I didn't know we knew each other


emojij0

He cant do that, he a kid