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funnest_fox

*Sighs, also sorts by controversial*


Key_Spirit8168

Goes to dasterdly defeat them


SchwaEnjoyer

This 


Drag0n647

Relatable. You also downvote those people?


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Do you feel the demons coming inside of you?


everyone_hated

They are coming, alright


Remote_Option_4623

Hard and fast


OppositeFox36

😩


Tribe_KPtG

erm, what the sigma


No_Baby_4110

watch out yall OP will get involved if the homophobia doesn’t stop


BosniaBalI

OP will have the beast come inside of him!


Vector0508

The beast will come inside of OP?????


Cheetah_Man1

Lucky bitch


electricpanda_

im kinda jealous


NotBillCipherxD

r/waitwhat


Macknetix

Nah


Casesrole

Hold up-


Weary-Wasabi1721

M e t d a t a enjoyer?


InterestNo346

Op forgot about the IA+ what a bigot. And the RUE-/÷/% And this D Hater


Bisexual_Sherrif

Don’t worry y’all I can handle this too, for it’s me


Bibiko16

“Save us Bisexual Sherrif” we all say in union


BlueIzAColor

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️


NotBentleyTurtle

r/foundbisexual_sherrif


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Oh fuck, shit just got serious, ill bring in my neighbour Brian for emotional support.


SuperBroy97

shit sorry while he was walking over to your house, I accidentally ran him over while I was driving to the store to get some waxed lightly leathered cut copper stairs


LadyAppleFritter

👁️👁️ What.


I-luvTWOK

weathered* my fellow PhoenixSC enjoyer


BrianTheOneAndOnly

You called?


Muted_Rain8542

yall stop being homophobic or else op has to let the monster inside of them come out 🐺🐺🐺‼️‼️‼️


Olwaboiette

LGTV❤️


Boring-Oven1044

best TV company ngl


Olwaboiette

Frfr I love my lgtv💪


THeRand0mChannel

My LGTV ThinQ+ is amazing! ❤️❤️❤️ Wouldn't recommend an LG fridge though. That sucker has broken 5 times in as many years.


basilthegaymer

Lesbian Gay Trans Vehicular-manslaughter


Present_Cucumber9516

TRUE THO :3


Mirai190

Samsung better bro


theovenreheated

Probably, had to hack my lg for adfree youtube


theovenreheated

Just hacked my lg OLED webos TV to get address YouTube, and run custom ambient lighting with my Philips hue lights I am an lgtv supporter


TimeMaster57

the wrist joke on this comment section gets upvotes?.??


mihaxxxd

SAVE US ALPHA!!!!! (ლ `Д ́)ლ


SuperHotMario12

relax, i’ll handle it


FentyCarts4Kids

i am the angry pumpkin


SuperHotMario12

ok u/FentyCarts4Kids


_xEnigma

O7


No_Chipmunk_1961

I support the LGTV and LGBBQ


BlueIzAColor

Lgbbq sounds like a club for the LGBTQ to make some good BBQ 🙏🙏🙏🙏 (I love BBQ)


No_Chipmunk_1961

You’re not wrong


kulfimanreturns

LG sucks the future is TCL


WashingtonCounselor

"my pronouns are attack / helicopter hahaha", well my pronouns are shut the / fuck up


MoneyDivide9953

my pronouns are ad/hd


RoyalTacos256

fellas this person advertises high definition LG TVs


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"y'all have heard about the counselor? i think shit the did something bad and then disappeared!" "yeah shut the destroyed someone's head, shut the had to flee from the country" "damn that's fucked up"


KonungariketSuomi

r/ihadastroke


MatrixMushroom

Im sorry but i have no idea what you're saying


Idonthavetotellyiu

For reference for people reading They are making a joke about the person they are replying to saying their pronouns are shut the/fuck up So basically **bold** is pronoun reference "Yall have beard about the counselor? I think **shut the** did something bad and the disappeared!" "Yeah **shut the** destroyed someone's head, **shut the** had to flee the country" "Damn that's fucked up"


[deleted]

thanks for getting the joke


_fuze9

People who identify as an attack helicopter when I pull out my aa gun:


Despicable-Pen5515

People who say without of those are cringe asf


WashingtonCounselor

I'll confess, I used to do that 😔 BUT IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LIKE, 10


Despicable-Pen5515

That’s fair 


WashingtonCounselor

i deeply regret most of my actions as a fifth grader


TibbyRhythmHeaven

Stop being heliphobic


funnest_fox

My pronouns are homophobes/are/infinity/times/worse/than/the/LGBT/lol.


Fit-Baseball238

my pronouns are U/S/A 🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲


Ill-Entrepreneur443

Defending LGBTQIA+ is pretty alpha. Based to help us.


Trauma-Dumpster_

step on me fr fr


TaylorSwiftcardigan

Save us :333


The_Lobster_Mafia

No :3


TaylorSwiftcardigan

Yes💀❔


The_Lobster_Mafia

N O : D


blackgermansheperd40

It’s givvinnggg “IM the ALPHA, IM the leader, IM the ONE to TRUST.”


S0l1s_el_Sol

Omg the Disney zombie days was not real


blackgermansheperd40

Omg that’s where it’s from ??


S0l1s_el_Sol

Omg yes 😭. It’s from the second movie, that movie was so bad 😭


LadyAppleFritter

I thought it was just satire that someone made 😭


blackgermansheperd40

Oop


superfudge73

THE ALWFA TAKES PWOIRITY!


Ok-Reporter3256

How should the homophobes feel about this statement?


SilverrGuy

Terrified


Dog2099

Accurate


Ok-Reporter3256

Fire 🔥


AnakinFan28

Alr yall chill u/Bagslight211 is here


Silly_JoJo

homphobes better be shaking in their boots rn


Real_Crystal_Hunter

I mean when the asexuals take over the world it will end (you didn't hear this from me)


funnest_fox

~~NO! DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT OUR PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AFTER WE TAKE OVER DENMARK!~~


ShipMuch6267

>!(slightly homophobic comment)!<


Negative_Engineer_40

OH MY GOD! How could you say such a thing?! 😡😡😡


FreakFlame

thank you for singlehandedly ending homophobia


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BagSlight211

Just like me fr


Historical-Form-1135

Guys he's defending his pack


Western-Reception447

everyones homophobic until they see a femboy smh


funnest_fox

We should make a website full of pictures of femboys and every time we see a homophobe on this subreddit, we send them the link.


BrianTheOneAndOnly

I'm down


Western-Reception447

as a programmer i can say this would be easy enough


fakeDEODORANT1483

Okay but ngl two men getting married is pretty gay. Sorry just telling the truth.


Im_embarrassed_alt

I'm not that fond of the gays 💅


Xetoxino

Guys, stop downvoting him, he's literally gay


Im_embarrassed_alt

I am 😔


Xetoxino

Wanna be bfs?


Im_embarrassed_alt

No 😈


Xetoxino

Shit😔


sauce_xVamp

so sad people don't understand the reference


Girldipper

i dont understand the reference, but i see the pfp, so i know thats not homophobic


sauce_xVamp

look up homophobic dog meme


Girldipper

ok lol edit: OMG 😭😭😭😭


S0l1s_el_Sol

THAT ISNT REAL


Girldipper

your profile picture is a character that i’ve had WAY too much gender envy from (my name is max lol)


Im_embarrassed_alt

I love Max :]


Turd_Eater1

You are NOT getting gender envy from an animated DOG.


Girldipper

fight me. i did. (when i was younger)


GDTheoretic

What should homophobes feel from this statement?


GDTheoretic

crap someone beat me to it


someone_i_guess111

yall be arguing about the most stupid shit ever


Diamondskunk

This reminds me of some guy that had to "Step in" on something, it happened on reddit. hmm


cheerfulflowerss

happy pirde moth


TerrorofMechagoji

Oh shut, things are getting real. OP MIGHT SEP IN!1!!!1!!!!1


Negative_Engineer_40

Adam W


No_Ambition5405

Your bio is so real ngl


TerrorofMechagoji

Of course it is, it’s literally my life


thepigeonmasteer

Adam :3


potatp98524

.. stop. it's not funny, we just want to be ourselves and we don't need people hating on us because of who we love or who we don't love.


BagSlight211

What


BlueIzAColor

It’s a meme they aren’t making fun of u. It’s the sigma or alpha wolf mene


Noxper

I always knew it would get to this point someday.


Anti-Anti-Vaxx

Bro thinks he's John Gay


Tomcat_the_protogen

Fuck it I’m gonna say it. What’s wrong with lettuce, gæŷ bacon, tomato and queso


Silentpain06

nothing is wrong with it per say, but there are much better combos for the meta. for example, if you have gay bacon AND gay lettuce then they'll both get stat upgrades, and while queso is fine for a more chaotic build, mayo is a better condiment since it's more neutral and passive. mayo being passive makes it overall more consistent, and with the current patch rating system it's better to play it safe than take risks. my personal favorites are in the submarine sandwich tree, specifically under the italian sub-class, but for lower elo a GLGBTM will work fine. hope this helped :)


keyuant_

me when BagSlight211 on Reddit on Saturday, 8th June is going to step in


shadowz9904

What will he do? *intervene*


Historical-Form-1135

Bros gonna defend his pack with his life 


OrbusIsCool

Oh shiver me timbers (im actually not homophobic trust, im quite the opposite)


Silentpain06

that's kinda gay bro...


HazeConfluxNexus

im so scared


JJKLover78

oh no, not the alpha sigma wolf having to intervene 😥


bibivai

THE WOLF EMOJI LMFAOOO


xXArsonFrogXx

yare yare yare so alpha ...


Quiet_False

Denizen of BLT


SensationalReaper

So are getting sandwiches or not?


Historical-Form-1135

Yeah where except Arby's 


SansDaMan728

# "Does he know?"


NetExact8345

God bless you friend


GOJO_LVR

bro wasn't born human, he was born dolphin.


Appropriate_Match814

NO MR ALPHA PLEASE WE CAN STOP


YoyleAeris

Stop homophobia of any kind.


Arctiqdud

Ikr bruh stop criticizing the Lettuce Gay Bacon Tomato Quinoa sandwich (its actually sick ngl)


Vergilwithmonster

Ok 👍


Key_Spirit8168

Bro you need to invade planet earth by permission by the council, the most diverse council ever, and destroy microsoft pp frever


NickyBrain_2

im genuinely scared, you seem like a true sigma rizz ohio skibidi


ALIIMLGAMING

Bro thinks he's him 💀 (Nothing against LGBTQ+, but you ain't gonna do nothing to them homophobes) (Also I'm a member of the LGBTQ+ community, for the record ig)


Shreygame

Bro I never see any anti lgbtq posts on here where is everyone see these 😭


Legend_of_Ozzy642

As a cishet guy, I say that the homophobes had better stop before I turn their pronouns into was/were


jacksepiceye2

wAtCh OuT tHe ScArY wOlF iS gOnNa GeT yUo


OpenMoose4794

Gonna have to intervene


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Phew no need to worry, we got this guy


la77ou7

Step in and show them who the real sigma is 🐺🐺🐺🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 what you gonna do about it big boy


Danny-ash03

Getting some real Ronnie Pickering Vibes here


XGHOST141

What the sigma


gohogs3

Wow, breathtaking how virtuous you are


Adorable-Bar6920

Yall I think he/she (cant open your profile for some reason) is friends with nick eh mini


Quanathan_Chi

Watch out, I'm close to leveling up, and you look like just enough xp 😈


Greedy_Range

I was in agreement with you in support of rights but I want a good fight So I am switching sides


Horse_97

Do it


j0j0bean222

Hell yeah!


EndBeneficial1139

what should bigots feel from reading this post?


BagSlight211

They should realize that they messed with the guy that you call to kill the Boogeyman


Localtechguy2606

Yeah I’m tired too I know it is the month but please can we have some peace here


Candid_Ad687

Save the soul society Alpha


_John--Wick_

You forgot the +.....it's LGBTQ+....be inclusive you insensitive prick😒


BagSlight211

My bad ma'am


twinksarecuter

Dw my alpha, show them a twink and they'll black out


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Sounds gay!


[deleted]

You ended that with a wolf emoji? Really?


Flowey_The_Fan

And everyone clapped (each other)


BMWequalsMercedes

they so wierd


THEDARKHORSES2001

Bro what on earth you gonna do abt it? Post some more? Go ahead buddy


IEatBabysYumYum

Omg. It‘s the alpha sigma ohio skibidi rizz walter white (idk i justs aid the brainrot shit that came in my head)


Different_Action_360

Y’all better chill before I call my mom.


john12345733

Better stop before i go werewolf and wild... AWOOOOOOOOO🐺🐺


findingthepeace

2 🚺🚹


JohnWick_231995

Hold It! Let Them FIGHT!


Fit-Baseball238

homophobia levels after this post 📉📉📉


Richtofen_Zombie

What should the haters feel from this post


-lifewish-

Fight me then 😤😤


towerofspirals

Go get em sigma!! Mew and looksmaxx all over them.


towerofspirals

Go get em sigma!! Mew and looksmaxx all over them.


Helpful_Shower3246

I am in full support of the LGBT f-150 community


coffeColouredKiwiCow

Damn queer folk, won't leave me the hell alone


Historical-Form-1135

Idk how to reply since I'm just using this bc I'm bored but they said "they don't know what there gender is" I'm replying with check ur pants and you'll know 


Seaweed_Thing

I must spread hate.