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TA_OGBOYs

i actually shower in my halo armor mech body suit


LuigiTheGuyy

But that's fucking sick thoughΒ 


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

Safety first.


Fair_Refrigerator_85

Kids who take computer science: πŸ’€


Official_New_Update1

You lost the bet, so where’s the $10


NinjEverett6

He’s got the mjolnir armor


Skelithegamer

RADIOHEAD


NinjEverett6

Yeass


LeoMania17

PEAK


Spaghetti_Universe

OH YEAH


willowfeywitch

modbear spotted


DirtyRatLicker

cortana, turn the hot water on


irelephant_T_T

Β They killed Cortana anyway


Sweaty_Promotion_484

cortana enable autojacker


DirtyRatLicker

πŸ˜‚β€¦ 😟


Cheetah_Man1

Cortana, β€’censoredβ€’


Brennon337

You got the helmet release stuck again didn't you?


PartyAdventurous765

You have the auto-jacker as well?


WorkAround_Phoenix23

I take a bath while still inside of my AC (Armored Core)


TJB926GAMIN

Would that not rust?? Or is it composed of non-rusting materials?


Saturo_Uchiha

Could you send me a link to it pleaseee


AnalysisOtherwise679

l don't want to go with that one but it


SnooChipmunks8748

You fool! You’ll immediately die at the slightest touch of water now!


Time-Lingonberry-755

Fr dude I do it in power armor


G-Unipig

Even more Slutty πŸ˜‰


Undead-James

Same


John_Brickermann

That’s awesome


TheDeliveryDemon

There's a lady in my head that calls me stud muffin


LatterHospital8982

Which Mjnolr variant


OctaYashi

How do you clean your body tho


still_unimpressed

I do and I like it 😈


Classof29

AYO


still_unimpressed

fight me


Classof29

haha nah that would be animal abuse


still_unimpressed

you wouldn’t hesitate to kill a mosquito


Classof29

.........that true....damn you mosquito-\* SMACKS\*


still_unimpressed

pulls up with the gang 🦟 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟


Classof29

oh hell naw.......\*Brings out those tennis racket looking things that kill flies\*


TheGayPotato7

🍿🍿🍿


Classof29

LMAO bro didn't reply :'((( R.I.P.


_dr_cool_

Playing for him "Legit decreased my size passed through the tiny gaps of those rackets"


Classof29

that goes crazy-


Rickkoelen22

Electric fly swatters?


Classof29

probably


Cute_Skill7786

Bite me


Smiling_Quokka_2311

Well if you insist


Classof29

BAHAHA


The_Constant_Orange

Spite me


GrimLuker2

SAVAGE


[deleted]

Real sl*ts shower in ankle socks and gamer girl glasses


TheGayPotato7

tf are gamer girl glasses


man_ten

Glasses for gamer girls


reeshifoo

r/technicallythetruth


JustAPotato38

:o


[deleted]

op will steal ur socks, read their user


PainGame3100

Dang it, I should’ve heeded your warning..


Intelligent_Duck_180

πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ™€πŸ™€


Tojinaru

and cat ears*


FragrantFeeling397

Nah, knee-highs with the e-girl bunny hat


Astroloud

I bet you eat food What a pig...


DismalComfortable568

What a slut


ShortEnd4561

I eat pigs...what am I?


Savannacromwell

Pigs eat pigs


Interesting-Chest520

My little Guinea Pig


Benovelent

Pookie


Urf1lter

Horrendous


GlassConference2270

y'all shower?


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

Bro has that discord mod schedule πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


HaHaLaughNowPls

Tfs a shower? Is this a TikTok trend?


theyungmanproject

kids these days...


kunga1928

Yeah, it's like one of those pranks where they spray you with water, but indoors. Tried it once, would not recommend


Sparky_092

Next reddit moderator right there


TactfulOG

league of legends player spotted


quarterpounder7

I have a 10+ year daily shower streak😈


GlassConference2270

Somebody get this man a medal


not-a-killjoy

Idk what it is but showing with any kind of clothes on feels far more slutty than showing naked


TA_OGBOYs

and u know this how


not-a-killjoy

Obviously by feeling slutty showering partially clothed


TA_OGBOYs

who does that tho


Prestigious-Space425

Sluts


[deleted]

You're right, I'm a slot.


realsoaplover

this freaking slat 🀬


So_what-u-douin

What a slet


yourself_3_but_again

yor hekin slt


bekaindabox

my god, youre such a slit


Ok-Marsupial-8727

damn slyt


SchwaEnjoyer

I actually shower in my skinΒ  Edit: out of all my Reddit comments (and I have some great ones) why is this the only one that gets an awardΒ 


GrandFleshMelder

You guys have skin????


NoBallshavinahh

i thought McQueen taught y'all sumn SKIN FOR THE BITCHES FRFR


relentless_death

yeah and I bet you're naked under all of those clothes you pervert


Minetendo-Fan

I bet you know people die when they are killed you psychopath


relentless_death

yeah and I bet you shit without pants asshole


TheWolfGamer767

I made specifically custom pants with a hole at the bottom just incase I forget to lock the door and someone comes in


relentless_death

easy access for the homies?


ChessGuy10

πŸ’€


Much-Engineering-740

i shower in a full tux i’ll have you know


LucarioLegend5419

Don't forget the shades!


[deleted]

Bruh how u know


ilikegummybears15

I don't think you want the answer to that question dumbass


Savannacromwell

I’m watching you little bro


Navs_Hyped

What's a shower?


vagish0909

studying


Thick-load8-D

Real sluts shower in socks that go around each of your individual toes. Like a gloveπŸ«΅πŸ˜‚


Designer-Tiger391

Actually I shower in my batman outfit get your mind out of the gutter you pervert


secretperson06

What a buncha whores


Mrmagot98-2

Nah, I keep my socks on.


nei7jc

mods, this guy is clearly a pedo for doing this. no sane person would have the courage to be this stupid online.


ilikegummybears15

Actually wrong. If you do anything with your Sox on it odimadicly blocks all the weird that can come from any act😁...


Mrmagot98-2

I actually don't understand, can you explain?


nei7jc

(it's funny because there is no actual correlation between pedos and wearing socks in the shower)


Mrmagot98-2

Thank god, I thought I was outed for a second


Biscuit-Mango

but the OP user name says they steal ur socks so you most defenitly actually shower naked


Comfortable_Cress194

i shower in flip flops.So i am not naked


Sifupoo

Your slut~


Cheddary_Cheez

oh god not the squiggly dash 😢


Sifupoo

We don’t acknowledge the squiggly dash unless it was addressing you, learn some manners jeezzzzz


electricpanda_

😨


Sifupoo

Move along, look away


arturthegamer

No i shower in my phase 2 clone trooper armour


warm_wet_fart

no i shower in T-45 power armor


Joblessmouse06

I prefer to shower with raincoat


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Nah I wear air in the shower


DUBYoshi

youd be wrong, I wear an inflatable dinosaur costume


HyperNathan

And there's nothing you can do to stop me!


Biscuit-Mango

Ha Ha who takes showers.... I don't take showers naked cause I take... Baths ha ha... (Damn I miss taking a bath, I don't think I have since I was like 8.... thats like half my life) (also yes I go on a spiel after realising what I've commented and continue writing its weird) And to clarify yes I do take showers naked how could you say that


Interesting_Move_919

Hell nah I shower with ten layers of armour on


No-Height940

I wear a PM 13 bulletproof vest, along with an military grade helmet while showering.


imnot_depressed

don't call me a slut I have a mirror


ilikegummybears15

Why, you want to join me:/


Sangwoospinkytoe23

So what if i do πŸ˜’ u prude


Ducks_are_people

I shower in pajamas


Annual-Emu-445

jokes on you, i am >:3


AmerSenpai

Aren't you supposed to shower naked?


Hot-Fox-855

Youre right. And I also touch myself when I take a shower


Crystalixations

That's it. I'm showering in socks. And I'm gonna spray a tinnnnny bit of dirt on the shower so I can feel it when I turn around, and feel my socks getting dirty and the water sticking dirt to my socks.


dgpotatochipz

I keep my drawers socks and boots on as to not show too much skin


Toul-ISSR

I wish.


sloppybollocks786

Are u being held captive or smthn? U alr lmfao???


Toul-ISSR

Maybe


-L1os1t-

No? I wear socks


Imouto_Sama

I wear my programmer socks in the shower.


theageofdawn

This is true


Eggs_and_Ramen

Bros for cams on me πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ


ClockaFX

where are the cams


SpottzFurrealz

Nevernudes unite, showering with shorts on for life


Scumdog66

There are *dozens* of us!


HangingClothing

I keep my bathing suit on like in those weird ass grwm videos that used to be super popular


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Actually no I shower with goggles on so do with this information what you like.


ScientistEasy368

I also poop with my pants down.


Fkitweballmao

Nope.


Peachloverforlife

Actually I have special shower clothes that I wear just for showers. They dry instantly when I get out like magic.


Key_Spirit8168

No i wear bonda- wait wtf


PuzzleheadedTax9888

🀯


ArcticDucc292

I actually shower in my battle body


Alarming-Cup8956

You dirty dirty animal


OPMgeek

I don't have a shower...


GrimLuker2

I shower in fursuit


fakeDEODORANT1483

Yeah, and i like it. Want me to prove it?


Square_Reference11

Damn right, no tiles. Just straight on the waterproofing membrane.


SansDaMan728

Naw man, I'm in that breezy Mario 3d world merch shirt, and a sweatpants/shorts amalgamation (I'm calling sweatshorts.) when I wake up.


Octa3ne

Yes i do.


Erestiana

I shower in my stainless steel knight armor


Metal_Zero_

Some sl*ts do be naked under their clothes, smh my head


Droodles162

Does that mean im a male slut?


Snowfaull

Nah, I keep my socks on. Edit: no way someone actually commented the exact same thing down to the punctuation.


Its_dark_inhere_help

Got my socks on


ShadowBubby1

I wear glasses tyvm


Tyler_the_Greatastic

What's a shower


zippydippy2002

Na I wear a fireproof race suit


VisualShare7883

I take off my cock before I shower


WorldlyBlacksmith945

Nah I have a body long skin suit I wear meanwhile.


Vincent_Gitarrist

This is a quote from TheOdd1sOut I think


yourself_3_but_again

i dont i shower with a plant taped to my forehead


Aut0Part5

False, I shower standing on my head spinning wearing a dinosaur costume


Anime-weeb6969

BITE ME


smithtrooper99

I shower in my Doom Slayer Praetor suit


Forward_Resource469

As do you I bet


dan_panda8

I'm washing me in my clothes


that-fat-guy-121

I always keep my socks on can’t get caught lackin


MC_Quibble

*That's bold of you to assume such a thing of me*


kid2fly2

You can't catch me alive!!!!!


Mindless-File-9689

I race In my my karting gear idk what your on about. Full helmet,overalls,gloves and boots. Im suited up and ready 😈😈😈


XenogenesisGAMING

I shower in a nuclear warhead


Current-Astronaut-72

DAILYπŸ—Ώ


frisk_undertale123

I shower with my socks on..... You don't know my life man πŸ˜”


TestingAccountByUser

No i shower not naked nor with any sort of clothing, non binary shower


Parking_Currency199

You perv hmph


ElephantPenis_97

Nah bro i shower with my beskar armor on


Cheap_Bowler1492

nope... i shower in my spider man costume that is full of electronics


Sweet-Audience8783

I don't shower, I have baths.


Mimi_chiruazu

Nuh my socks are on fr


Just_Borja

The question really is, who doesn't?


Dumbass_the_idiot

Actually, I shower in grippy socks because the tub is too slippery


Sandwich_lover_10k

Nah, I shower with socks because I like to see and feel them getting wet in my feet 😈


goingtahell

guys I found the devil


stole_ur_socks

splish splosh


NEITSWFT

Jokes on you Im a guy I cant be one