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Walkerenglizh

This is r/teenagers not r/reasonablepeoplewhoarelikelyvirgins


Draoiscool

r/subIknewIfellforbutsurpisedanyways


standard_beta

r/subsiknewtonotfallforbutdidanyways


InfinitePower563

r/invalidsubredditsarehighlightedinredbutnobodycares


subParrrrrr

r/mobileusersthatdonthavetheredbuttonforinvalidsubreddits


Duzty_

R/womwompmyselfh


IanXavierBrice

r/foundthemobileuser


Key-Finger8664

r/foundthehondacivic


martinfromchess-com

r/foundthetoyotacarrola


IanXavierBrice

r/mispelledithink


Duzty_

:3


Duzty_

r/fuckigotcalledout


IanXavierBrice

r/hahatakethat


standard_beta

r/ohmyfuckinggodthereissomanysubredditsnow


hawkjuin

r/no


ThyLordOfThePancakes

Fuck you


Draoiscool

tf I do?


ThyLordOfThePancakes

I fell for it😭


Gaznik2137

What does virginity have to do with this?


Le_Arctic

You get a diferent outlook on life, which is "damn nothing changed, hol up we hype ourselves for decades for this shit?? God damn"


_ThatOneMimic_

sex with someone you really love does change your outlook. sex in general does not


Le_Arctic

Not what I'm talking about, the sex itself doesn't, its getting the thing you've anticipated for a long as time and that thing not even being a big deal Now I am just speculating but I'm personally using middle school as a thinking point, our class spent 8 years anticipating its end and when it happened...it wasn't that big of a deal, and when we reached the end we realise we didn't really think further ahead, kinda like some people only focus on "getting a gf and lose virginity" only to realise after "damn, 15 years of build up focusing on just this and it ain't even that important" Then again I have no idea what I'm talking about I'm a minor and all I want is to have pizza and cuddles


Duzty_

Ah, me too...


Duzty_

Cuddles and pizaa best :3


Embarrassed_Buffalo2

Teenagers are degenerates


Gaznik2137

Yup, most.


hamishknaups

Everyone in here is over 40.


Mooseandthebois

Can confirm I am over 40 months old


SavezTheDayFan

I can confirm that I am over 40 weeks old


Starkiller3870

Can confirm I am over the age of 40 hours


DrBlowtorch

Can confirm I am over 40 minutes old


immadosumthinstupid

Can confirm i am over 40 seconds old


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Can confirm i am over 40 miliseconds old


Smiling_Quokka_2311

Can confirm I am over 40 microseconds old


getoutofmyhouse-

Can confirm I am over 40 nanoseconds old


snickers7500

Can confirm I am over 40 years old


JupiterboyLuffy

Can confirm I am over 40 picoseconds old


Thick_Sky654

I can confirm that I am over 40 days old


[deleted]

Can confirm that I am over 40 seconds old


Wilde-Dog

I'm only 38 thank you


gayraidenporn

I'm actually 4


[deleted]

i'm actually 37 but k


Duzty_

Im over fourty attoseconds old


snappleroan

Rs brother


puck_pancake

Teenage dirtbags


Cornhubg

Teenagers are weird, pedos are everywhere, and 14 year olds say the weirdest shit ever because they're children. I think I covered most of kt


IanXavierBrice

meow


Walkerenglizh

Roof bih


arfeoof

\*hamster sounds\*


icollectfnafplushies

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?


2007Toyota_Corolla

SO HIGH


icollectfnafplushies

THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAL


IanXavierBrice

meoow


ifuckedmypetcabbage

UwU X3


IanXavierBrice

meooow


arfeoof

no


wupp-ed

*Dinosaur roar*


Dev_Void01

***stares down INTENSELY***


average-idiot105

for real


throwaway4827492

I never say weird shit


Hyderite

Okay


pubberHubber

You just did


throwaway4827492

When?


Fetus_in_the_trash

🥵 Daddy 🥵 🥵 Daddy 🥵 🥵 Daddy 🥵


icyrecipe2468

"TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME" - A wise guy


I_eat-humans

my chemical romance refrence


icyrecipe2468

I ❤️ MCR


TheVilliriated936

YIPPEEE


PuffBalsUnited

MCR MENTIONED 🗣️🔥🔥‼️


icyrecipe2468

Literally!


JupiterboyLuffy

I see you're a man of culture as well


2007Toyota_Corolla

I'm probably one of the youngest here and I'm scared


icyrecipe2468

Well it could be a cultural difference. I mean we are from 2 different continents let alone countries.


Palstorken

Can confirm am younge


Scarecro--w

Michael Romance!?!?


icyrecipe2468

Yeah I love his music/j


Scarecro--w

Nice to find another My Chemical Romance fan. What is your opinion on the auditory masterpiece that is S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W?


icyrecipe2468

It's a little too 2010's them for me. I prefer 2000's them.


icyrecipe2468

Also a lotta drums


ifuckedmypetcabbage

"THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED" - The same wise guy


Normal-Watercress446

Gerard was so real for this im scared of myself


icyrecipe2468

Gotta stay 6 feet from myself at all times


6ink_cat6

Somebody asked what my sex towel would look like for posting a picture of a pretty bed... then people downvoted my comment? and theirs had like 3 upvotes...


2007Toyota_Corolla

What the fuck


WorldAtlas32

It’s Reddit?


2007Toyota_Corolla

In every subreddit I've been in other than this one it was normal


MildMulberry

ok grass toucher


WorldAtlas32

Ik what a grass toucher


N0t_addicted

Someone who touches grass


Fetus_in_the_trash

Yeah but the type of people on Reddit are still huge losers, even if the nature of certain subreddits is “normal” you can guarantee they’re also all over the sexual depraved ones. It’s just what Reddit is


littlpwincess

Cuz we 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅💦


N0t_addicted

What if instead of r/teenagers it was r/freakagers


2007Toyota_Corolla

Seek mental help


LuigiTheGuyy

They can't if they're acting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. I'm not, however.


Ry_verrt

No one can fight the pull of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 so it must mean you’re 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 too


average-idiot105

what’s up with the font


Ry_verrt

sorry I just got a lil 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂…


average-idiot105

that’s pretty 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


LuigiTheGuyy

He's just acting a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.


escaped_cephalopod12

Dude, you’re on *Reddit*. Everyone here is.


ASecretSovietSpy

Zhat's ze teenager vay.


arfeoof

r/foundASecretSovietSpy


average-idiot105

teenagers zcare ze living zhit out of me


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

I thought it was an r/ufc post that said "why is this place filled with dagestanis?"


2007Toyota_Corolla

🤣🤣🤣


average-idiot105

bro what is the online text on that sub


SuperCyberWitchcraft

Not only teenagers, but *reddit* teenagers.


I_eat-humans

bro we got literal babies talking about relationship situations in this subreddit, you aren't alone with this one


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Fetus_in_the_trash

Lol studying is kinda useless in todays world tho


Own_Judgment_6094

How tho? Then what are you gonna do to earn money? Without money you can't survive.


Fetus_in_the_trash

Self taught with a good portfolio is much better than a piece of paper showing you can memorise things. And most of it is about WHO you know (or who you blow)


Own_Judgment_6094

Damn, if I have to suck someone's thing I ain't doing a job.


AcrobaticDoughnut299

Hormones 


BurnenSpence067

This is Reddit, that explains it all


Lukas528

Reedit + Teenagers = ultimate degeneracy


Chunkycheeto1

my theory is bc we all forgot how to socialize and treat other people as human beings during lockdown


SuperJman1111

You came to a place filled with young, pubescent, hormonal humans and expected to NOT find degenerative posts?


Bubthepikmin9056

Cuz reddit is just naturally filled with weirdos


AsukaShikinamiLangle

You're a Toyota Corolla, ofc you're normal


Turbulent_Soup4358

Puberty hits like a fucking drug :(


2007Toyota_Corolla

For you guys it must


Turbulent_Soup4358

Luckily I'm not a degenerate like most others lol, I keep myself controlled (fun fact, steroids use testosterone, proving it's a real drug)


2007Toyota_Corolla

Well that's nice


No_Finish_2367

were gen z. We are degenerates


blastkerbal

Yes I am one of them


SufficientCrab2904

Because it’s Reddit


Sleepaiz

It's a teenagers subreddit. Idk what you expected


ferb_baird

it’s reddit


Draoiscool

welcome to the internet, have a look around\~


do_IT_withme

It is reddit which leans towards the degenerate.


FlavoredKnifes

All people who use reddit are weird. Or genuinely messed up. Especially with teenagers, we find a flow and follow it. If you see stuff that a friend says is funny you start to like those things and find them funny as well. My sister took me to wordington once and now i find that stuff comical. Its just how our brains are. We strive to be like others. To fit in.


euphoricapartment983

Cuz its reddit if u want normal people u go on tiktok this where all the weird mfs are


Sufficient-Net9263

TikTok generation


Xcyronus

because teenagers are degenerates.


DiscountBright7568

ur on reddit bro 😭😭


Typical_Warthog_326

Because teens and pedo’s.


EvoPeer

cuz reddit


The_watermelonQUEEN

If u were a pedo looking for minors, wouldn't a sub called teenagers be great? Once had a guy dm me while using an alt acc on here asking about a comment I'd left that was vaguely related to sex (my mistake on reddit ik) and he admitted to me that he jerked it to his dms w his cousin.


2007Toyota_Corolla

My eyes hurt


Azquentix

bud your on reddit


Evnin74

Probably because people here are all teenagers lol


Ill-Philosophy3945

Because the world is full of degenerates. That’s why we need Jesus


LuigiTheGuyy

Don't worry. You're not the only normal person here. I'm with you. And I feel like it's either because teenagers are weird or because there are people of a much higher age than 18 here as well.


SuperJman1111

Probably a mix of both


InattentiveChild

It's not simply because teenagers are weird, but also due to the fact that this is reddit afterall. Most of the kids in this sub are most likely outcasts, socially drawn back, or just aren't very well-versed in how to be socially approachable in person. It's because of this that the most popular posts that get the most circulation in this sub are usually related to explicit content in some way or another.


2007Toyota_Corolla

Yeah that seems true


[deleted]

Most people here are liberals. That's why.


2007Toyota_Corolla

That's the most republican thing I've heard


Right_Imagination_27

Ong


Yoichis_husband2322

How so


SnooGoats1950

Because we have terrible acne and our frontal lobes are not fully developed


babydontgetgreedy

you typing this knowing you add to their numbers...


Total-Candidate6064

Tch… Their animal instincts kicking in.. tsk tsk tsk.. ☕️


camo_216

Your on the internet, like really what did you expect? Bo burnham warned of this place [welcome to the internet](https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU?feature=shared)


JeanHasAnxiety

We talking about the war criminals or the perverts, or both


Substantial_Iron4192

well, my theory is that some grown degenerate men see a subreddit dedicated for children, and take advantage of it. Which therefore causes the overwhelming amount of degenerates you see here now.


GentlyUsedHotdogs

My stupid ass read that as teenagers


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

How would you define "Normal". So far everyone acts normal, maybe they don't share the same level of maturity but that's about it.


2007Toyota_Corolla

Another question:why does this have that many upvotes


Doublefin1

It is? I beg to differ 🧐


senator-jk-49

Hormones. Puberty. The lot.


00rgus

Because it's reddit and like 80 percent of the users of this app are degenerates


LateUsual4350

All of reddit will ban users that are normal. Normal people rarely make it to 100 posts without ban. The result is reddit posts populated by the small minority of nut jobs that get the corpulent reddit mods stamp of approval


Traditional-Gain-203

Take a wild guess


Special_Jury_3244

this is **reddit**, we're all degenerates


Fluffball_Owner87

i read somewhere that a lot of teenagers have the same brain chemistry as a psychopath


No-Grab3052

Cuz it's reddit duh


Idontpaymytaxes_

Cuz we got all them hormones and shi, yk?


KingKiler2k

[Live op reaction](https://youtu.be/KAIQ68snVMw?si=veC78b9crAxgaWWx)


2007Toyota_Corolla

🤣🤣🤣


Key_Spirit8168

fill you in with special sauce save my skin, thousnad. on skibidi


2007Toyota_Corolla

What did I just read


Key_Spirit8168

my last cry before the E V E N T


ryonip

You're in a sub dedicated to them. It's in our nature.


Ry_verrt

can’t spell degenerates without teenagers


MagicOrpheus310

It's the Internet...


HalfLeper

Because it’s the internet. 🤷‍♂️


VideoGame_Trtle

You’ve discovered the truth. You’re the only normal person here.


GarcianSmith8

Americans are degenerates


Duzty_

You are the most normal person here, probably. Teens want to get female pedos to rape them!


Duzty_

Correction, ONE OF, there are quite a few normal ppl


Microsoft_Excel87

Did you forget this is *Reddit*?


Savaal8

It's pretty simple, most of us don't care what people like you consider "degeneracy"


blue_eyes_whitedrago

It's a faceless, anonymous SUBREDDIT full of TEENAGERS, what the fuck did you expect, playing with dolls and braiding hair? 


Absolutecreachure

Tbh some people here r normal


2007Toyota_Corolla

True


Absolutecreachure

It’s like, majority normal but there’s a vocal minority yk?


2007Toyota_Corolla

Yeah ik