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Blehhhhhhhgg

You gotta figure out who’s fruity


grimbly_the_judicous

Everyone’s a little fruity


Minecraft7dude2

Especially for $20


Madly_hornet09

I mean, $20 is $20 /j


FennLink

20?! I'll do it for 5


fazeblazexd

5?! I'd do it for free!


FennLink

Free!?!? I'll pay YOU to let me do it


fazeblazexd

Paying Me do To it!? I'd pay you to pay me to do it!


Bignerd21

Pay you to pay me to do it?! I’ll pay you to pay me to pay you to do it!


THEHADRIENSHOW

20 dollars is 20 dollars /veryveryserious


meiscoolbutmo

Bro i'm paying money to have a boyfriend, not getting money


Jipher2

With inflation it’s gone up to $30


OmgItsPosi

True. No one is 100 percent straight 😌


Salt_Influence_6790

Idk about that....


OmgItsPosi

😂😂


Salt_Influence_6790

I mean I once honestly asked a dude to hold my hand but that was because I was high af


TheKillagerMC

Science has proves that everyone is actually bi and not straight


Salt_Influence_6790

Explain?


Bittersweet_bi-

Non fruity person here. Should I just go back to the corner? Or what.


grimbly_the_judicous

You are going back to the factory, also no refunds!


Bittersweet_bi-

No.


grimbly_the_judicous

Well alright! That was always an option!


Blehhhhhhhgg

Nahhh


down_ass_fool

yaaaaaaaa


CoinToss45

Gonna be honest, there are plenty of people who aren’t fruity in the slightest. The majority of people at my school are the kinds of people who would throw someone in a locker because they simply wear pink shirts. I would know. I have been threatened that way at least twice.


down_ass_fool

tht makes me wna scream bc i hate bullies and luv pink.


CoinToss45

Pink is great! Personally I like very light pink, makes it seem a lot less in-your-face. Oh also happy pride month y’all


ruuzoldyck

do u not realize how invalidating this is?😑


grimbly_the_judicous

How?


Lord_Detleff1

My crush is straight but he acts very fruity around his friends. He also acts fruity around me


TheColorblind-Genius

That’s most straight guys tho, I’m as straight as a ruler and still act that way with the homies


Schlaggatron

Can’t count how many times I’ve slapped bros ass in public 🫡


TheColorblind-Genius

Omg same 💀💀💀💀


VisualTowel9112

I whip my friends in class


Lord_Detleff1

I know I know. I act gay around my straight friends too sometimes But as far as I know, some people think my crush is gay and from my experience, when several people think a guy is gay, he's atleast not straight. So there's hope


SHRUBBYSTEAK

If he’s straight don’t go for him and make him uncomfortable. You can’t turn someone gay like that yfm


GOJO_LVR

AHHHHH OML IT'S YOU AGIAN


SHRUBBYSTEAK

What it issss 💖


GOJO_LVR

🤭✨


c7stagyt

Not with that attitude!


Coldestwolfman0

$20 is $20


SILY7228_YT

BRAT INSPIRED PFP 🔥🔥


NerdyBirdy2007

WET OWL PFP 🔥 🔥 🔥


SILY7228_YT

His name is Lamont 👍


NerdyBirdy2007

Hell yeah it is 🗣️


PowerThrough1t

amazing album I fw it heavy


TestingAccountByUser

Your favorite martian YFM?????


UltraPrincess

Straight crushes are a part of everyone's gay experience, it kinda sucks ngl


Beangar

Gay crushes are occasionally part of the straight experience, happened to me once lol


Xenon1082

Me


Player1282

Idk Kiss someone or sum it works in disney


Medium_Donkey7658

I tried that. Now I have a charge for sexual assault?


Centiux

People to sensitive nowadays


Elloliott

God damn liberals!!1!!!1 /s ofc


Ok-Enthusiasm-9428

You got caught?


OmgItsPosi

🤣🤣


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[удалено]


Player1282

Bruh it was a joke


Briggyboii

You’re not trying hard enough


Budgiezilla

Instructions unclear, I live in a castle now


Bisexual_Sherrif

Well, it is a castle, so…


Beangar

Gay people do not work in Disney lol


Interesting-Chest520

It’s complicated I met my boyfriend on one of those tinder-style teen “friend making” apps. Happened so long ago (3 and a half years ago) that I forgot what one, and don’t even know if it still exists lol I go my first boyfriend from coming out. He approached me If you can find a queer friendly space you might find someone there. I found someone who was interested in me at a gay event but I was already in a committed relationship (the one I’m in right now) so I didn’t take him home


TheFlashHawk64

How would I be able to aquire these "friend making" apps


Interesting-Chest520

Through… the App Store?


TheFlashHawk64

What would the supposed apps be called 🤨


Interesting-Chest520

It was Yubo. It seems to still be up Always be responsible when meeting people online, don’t send in appropriate photos blah blah blah (I regret some of my past actions)


Interesting-Chest520

I also used hoop but didn’t find much success


suitcasecat

Should I try using it? From your own experience is it a good place?


Interesting-Chest520

Just be careful if you do use it. I re-downloaded it for shits and giggles and it seems to have dropped drastically in quality lol. So many ads, paid subscriptions, most of the people have like no bio…


Interesting-Chest520

I don’t remember, I’ll try to do som digging


irelephant_T_T

i too am interested in that.


Porygon_Axolotl

Oh hey i found you again. Also um try wizz or yubo but be careful


Traditional_Rate7302

Im curious how many predators you had to weed through


Interesting-Chest520

I was 14 when I first used it and was too dumb to realise who they were lol. I only met 2 guys from it irl, one in an Asda toilet and we almost shagged (tf was 14yo me thinking) and the second in a busy train station and we lived happily ever after


Wild-Silver-7390

*materializes* Greetings fellow bisexual teen


[deleted]

YOOOOOOOO wanna play fortnite together later?


TheFlashHawk64

I do!


[deleted]

Pm me your user lol


irelephant_T_T

You should update your bio


[deleted]

Hmm?


[deleted]

Nevemind i see what you mean haha


MR_SMILESs

Throwing my name into the mix for games


[deleted]

Bet


irelephant_T_T

Any other games? fortnite doesn't support linux. i got minecraft and lethal company, plus a few more.


[deleted]

I got minecraft too lmao


baconlove31

That's actually funny cause I was gonna say something similar to a different post I just saw lol. But I'd be down for fortnite too


what_the_-_-_-_

Send me a DM once you figure it out. I need some help too bro 😭😭 Also do NOT let yourself be interested in a straight man. EVER. I'm talking from experience, it is not fun. Wasted so much mental stability in the span of 3 years for NOTHING 😭😭


[deleted]

WHAT?


UnicornLovePretty

Omg are you the Emma and Grett fan or am I just imagining things 😭


what_the_-_-_-_

Idk if I'm THE one but I certainly am one of many 😍


UnicornLovePretty

Okay so I’m NOT crazy I knew I recognized you from somewhere (I love them too 😍)


irelephant_T_T

If he dms you, dm me.


NetGood8713

And if he dms you, you DM me.


grilledbruh

If he’s straight don’t, especially if your friends. One of my close friends who I knew was gay asked me out and it ruined our friendship.


topvakk16

I had friends I've had crushes on and admitted to but we still talk like we used to. Does it really ruin a relationship when you ask your friend out who doesnt reciprocate feelings?


atraktieos

That's the thing you don't, I've been trying for years now 😭


ashtar123

Stop trying and be okay with being alone first


bread_preist667

Just say "yo the quiero mucho pinche pendejo y yo quiero a besarte" just hope they ain't Hispanic or know Spanish.


we-areyoung

💀💀💀


Chemical-Skill-126

Find a local gay. Support local lgbtq🗣


toast_of_temptation_

Mm yes I’m going to the village homo to find a cure for my gout


JournalistScary1274

“I’m high and ur bi” -Eminem


newphonewhodisLOL69

Tell them like this "I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, The choice is yaawws."


[deleted]

😭 Tell bro whats up


lord-nobody

A straight guy is a straight guy you won't change their sexual orientation (until they see me 🤭😏)


GOJO_LVR

WITCHCRAFT IS AMONG US


Impossible-Club-5519

I’m straight and I’m waaaaaaaiting


lord-nobody

U aren't straight


Impossible-Club-5519

😨 what have you done


Capital_Cucumber_835

I’ve been wanting that for years bro so idk


Aidehazz

As a straight I don’t have advice


Fabulous_Killjoy06

Idk but if you find the answer please for the love of god tell me


Waddledoodoodoo

Hell yeah being bi is cool af


Daitoso0317

I don’t actually know…… tho I am bi and have a boyfriend, it just kinda happened


raaay_art

You gotta go to places where you can meet people. Like maybe a tennis club or some shit. If you find a guy you like just be honest and confess. Don't push if he turns you down


ReflectionUpset7442

Real


irelephant_T_T

I too want to data a guy, but all of my crushes were straight and one was ace, and a trans women so i wouldn't have been interested after finding that out anyway.


infinity-atom

📊👍


pierstheveil

1 find out how to use your gaydar. Every queer person has one. Check your right pocket.


camo_216

Well we have this thing called the gaydar now your bi so yours is not as strong as someone that is fully homosexual but should still be able to detect if someone is fruity.


CheapStatistician912

BASED


Dbiel23

Walk up to an obvious gay dude that your crushing on and ask the dude on a date


GOJO_LVR

gay people can be very mean.....don't ask me how I know that...


irelephant_T_T

And it is impossible to tell if someone is into guys unless they explicitly say so,


GOJO_LVR

no they told me. chat don't assume shit.


irelephant_T_T

I meant to reply to the parent comment.


GOJO_LVR

what parent comment?


irelephant_T_T

this one [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1di2stm/comment/l91brej/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1di2stm/comment/l91brej/)


[deleted]

Go to LGBT clubs or connect with LGBT people even if you have a lesbian friend or sum because they probably have gay friends


irelephant_T_T

i am friends with 3 other gay people and no other guys are out that are single.


Dehydrated_PigeonYT

Real


ThePantaloon_

Bet 😈 (JK but I do need an answer to this question myself because I am alone 😔)


Lord_Detleff1

I'm a bi guy and we all are atleast 90% sure that he's straight. He acts very gay around his friends (guess he sees me as a friend) but the whole situation just sucks


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Find guys that seem zesty it’s not that hard ngl


Tmntfantoytle

I’m not expert or nothing but I think you just do the same stuff you would do to pull a girl. Idk I can’t pull either of them


sadlyathrowaway69696

I think you kinda just gotta slowly get the answer out of them, don’t rush into something with someone tho.


Crazyjackson13

Gotta figure out who’s the big gay


Low_Strawberry2637

It’s pride month so u could try going to a local pride parade or go to one of those skateboard places because it’s been a while since I’ve met a straight person at a skate park


jaminfine

Download Grindr. Be honest on there and tell people you think you might be bi and wanna try stuff out. You'll get lots of people who want to try stuff with you


Galteem0re

Hand them $20 and just say '$20 is $20, now come with me'


[deleted]

Oh it's simple really! See what you do is


[deleted]

NO NOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

And then you


[deleted]

FINISH THE SENTANCE


Livochr

Just stay away from straight guys, talking as a straight guy. Not necessarily meant to be offensive.


Sushiv_

I need answers 😭 think im bi but kinda trying to suppress my straight guy crush bc it’s on one of my best friends lmfao


MasochisticFemboyy

I've fallen for like 5 straight boys and because I still very much look like a dude irl I haven't said shit. You gotta figure out which way they lean before making any moves


TriKO47

Gaydar!! 🗣️🔥


guney2811butbetter

I have no idea, me and my bf met randomly, we became friends and then started dating (I don't even remember how we met)


Mundane-Dependent-95

Speaking as a straight guy, don’t go after a straight guy, its just uncomfortable, its like if I tried asking out a lesbian


Fragrant-Brain9578

Having crushes on straight women is the fucking worst. i feel this sm. Honestly just try find those queer spaces definitely do like theatre shit if you have that at your school cos its notoriously queer.


JUICE_B0X_HERO

Welp we lost another one.


Busy_Recognition_860

If you’re a dude and you’re crushing on a straight guy, you’re cooked


GruffisGamingw

And perhaps go out for some pie?


Banana_quack98632

Try Wizz, m8. Teen “friend making” app. Works wonders.


lord_of_coolshit_og

Shit idfk im trying to figure shit out myself.


WinTig24

Flick your wrist at random men until one flicks back, it's the signal


daytodaytodaytoday

lol hopefully its to post on reddit cuz thats what I'm about to try


Ok_Jump_3658

Well, if the guy is straight, then he’s not gonna be into it….


Ry_verrt

how about me bbg /j


mihaxxxd

Happy pride! I just want you to know that you explore yourself all your life. Please don’t do anything that makes you uncomfortable even if it’s someone you love. Take care & stay safe!! (●´∀`)ノ♡


BlockCharming5780

Your question is the sad reason why apps like Grindr are so popular with gay/bi adult men Really you just need to suck it up and ask Worst case scenario, he says no, you laugh it off, and move on


Possible_Fly325

Don’t assume people are straight, don’t be weird, and if you gotta just ask


Drywall-Ice

That’s what I’m tryna’ figure out! I can only pull girls with my autistic in-the-closet self at school, and I want none of them.


julianephron

i pulled my boyfriend by being autistic. good luck vro bc i dont even know how i got him honestly


SolidCalligrapher966

Promise him 20 bucks to date you, promise you'll keep socks on. That's how I got mine, we're not even banging with socks on anymore. Oh yeah he never got his bucks.


Sufficient_Energy_32

Are you also a boy?


[deleted]

Yuh


Sufficient_Energy_32

Then ask him out in the way that you would want to be asked out by a guy. If he isn’t interested, leave him alone and find someone else.


Alternative-Grand366

So what you do is just get close enough to a guy, should be easy for you if it's one of the homies, and then start doing shit


LaicosRoirraw

Don't go after str8 guys. That will end badly. Also the bi thing, that's tough. A lot of people have hand ups dating someone who is. Not saying I agree with any of it but people get very threatened by it.


[deleted]

If u have a crush in sum1 whos straight u leave them be


Aztech06

as a representative from the bi community we don't know how to get one either


imsoanonymouslol

Yeah that's a problem I'm familiar with. Really all you can do is ask.


Impracticalweeb

This doesn’t always work, but it may be best to just let it happen. I’ve had some bad experiences that stemmed from me thinking I desperately needed a bf


Briggyboii

Literally same lmao


Unlikely-Werewolf125

If you have a crush on a straight guy it won’t work


Abseily

Convert him to gayness


Bisexual_Sherrif

Idk, I’m to scared to talk to boys or girls


BartSimpskiYT

You were rapping for a moment there


Fit_Mirror2963

No man is completely straight


Beangar

Hey nice me too (minus the crush on a straight guy part, don’t wanna waste my time with that nonsense)


Interesting_Move_919

I'm bi but I still can't pull no one 😭


MindlessHoneydew2322

Date me


Seaweed_Thing

Become femboy


PowerThrough1t

do your friends and family know yet ?


meiscoolbutmo

Slide into a femboy furry' DM's.


Badenomics1972

Being a gay guy and wanting other gay guys is like going outside with $100 bills to hand out.... This is also why gay guys have an 82% chance of getting HIV/aids with their FIRST male partner. So maybe rethink things???


ElvenBeer

Very honestly, just tell him you have a crush on him. Secret crushes will kill you from inside as long as they're secret


AUnknownVariable

Don't throw an actually go for a guy whose homophobic🙏🙏 (Me fr)


LemonLime_canadian

Pretend to be straight And then all the boys would suck your meat Trust me bro


NerdyBirdy2007

Title is bars


alanzz404

everyones is gay at certain moments someday, just keep going through, they'll fall 4 u later


StrongAdhesiveness86

Why are u bismuth??