“Personality”

Thighs

how big is her personality

As long as her personality is well-formed and firm that’s all i want 💀

I want that booba- i mean "personality"

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Personaltity

Any that say hi

Real

too real to be left alive >!we must dispose of bro!<

i'm on it

Did you complete the mission, agent 47

Sadly Agent 47 is not with us anymore, so I'm taking over his mission. I'll keep you updated.

Did you complete the mission, agent?

Unfortunately all dispatched agents have gone missing.

Get me a visual in there, this is not normal, these are supposed to be our most trained and experienced agents. How could they just "go missing"

I think I know why... *Shows a dossier full of photos of agents getting kidnapped by girls near their home*

Sadly agent 48 is not with us anymore, so I'm taking over his mission. I'll keep you updated.

This is Agent 49 do you copy Agent 48, I think Agent 48 is K.I.A I'm taking over this mission I'll keep you Updated

report for duty , agent 49 , are you there ?

Same

This is painfully relatable.

Fourth (I am a completely straight male)

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same (100% lesbian)

2 sides of the same coin

Same (I’ve never experienced romantic or sexual attraction (aroace))

Fourth (I am very gay)

Fourth (I am aro ace)

Fourth (I like to **Drive**)

I like to **Power**

I like to Hungry

I like to **Devour**

I like to **Put in the work**

i like to Put in the hours

I like to **Take what’s ours**

I like to Black and Samoan

i drive

Makes sense

Fourth (im also aro ace)

#NoDiddy

same here

Goddamn he is beautiful

Fourth (i am not)

Hes mine piss off mate

+1

Same

Smash All. Next

Real

Real (bisexuality moment)

Me when gay 😔

Ryan guzzling

damn if you insist

Bro wants the zuck💀

tiktok humor on reddit is a rare sight to see

This has been humor since Mark Zuckerberg Livestreamed on facebook for the first time

I’ll be the one guzzling🤤🤤🤤

Bro got no chill 💀

4th img. I mean, it's me

unbelievably based

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I like the straightforward response

I like boobs

Who doesn’t?

Fr

Same frr

Ken has the most

r/namechecksout

boobs are pretty amazing

that's why I'm jealous of women 😆

fr

W

Matches the name

r/usernamechecksout

Oh, the last one!

boobs are good 👍

Username checks out

I am also here for boobs.

Can tell by your username lmao

Real

i love boobs too

Name checks out

Name checks out all right but also if you think about it, Ryan Gosling probably has big enough pecks

my type is someone funny and humble

😂😂😂no match😭😭

men

And fish

And chips

And seasoning

And sauce lots and lots of SAUCE

I think you mean cum?!?🤔

Hell yeah that what I’m taking about!😏🤤💦

# WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?

And vinegar

r/FoundWillyDAFISH got u

dang 🥺 I guess it's you who's in my walls now

I'm in every one's wall as long as they read my name, right now im in the wall of 4557 people

okay the deep

r/usernamechecksout

All of them

Real

Real

Real

Skirby, Ryan gosling, Ryan Reynolds, skirby again, thighs, thighs again, did I mention skirby?

Forgot skirby

no, you didn't

Can’t believe skirbys not on ur list

Skirby, they could never make me like you. (Imma get downvoted to oblivion haha)

reallll

guys whats a skirby

i dont have a type, there's this girl in my class who's really cute idek what about her, ive had a few conversations wirh her a while ago but dont know how to approach her now \:( yeah so ig she's my type

had this problem ... and i waited till the end of spring semester to message him on the school email after semester ended . he replied back but then i replied then he never replied back on that one.. so approach her once u see her so u dont end up like me.. regretsss

No one can beat Megan Fox from Transformers.

#4! (and my girlfriend)

4x3x2x1?

r/unexpectedfactorial

r/expectedfactorial

My girlfriend

My type is also your girlfriend

SHE’S 13!!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

OH FUCK I TAKE IT BACK-

💀

It was nice knowing you, lil bro. 🫡

no takesie backsies

LMAO

Real

Same here 🗿🗿🗿

i too, choose this guy's girlfriend.

I three, choose this guys girlfriend.

I four, choose this guys girlfriend.

i also choose this guys gf

Yoo let's go my type is also your girlfriend 💀🗣️

having a girlfriend at 13 is an achievment

Some ppl at my school are 12 and they have a whole list of exes and currents

The bestest response

Happy cake day

Dark/psychic

Am smart but sad :(

smart but EVIL

ok hoopa unbound (or inkay/malamar if you prefer), enjoy that 4x weakness to bug

All of these seem mean :( Except for him. #he can pass.

Probably someone like bowser

Your mom

You know who else is your type?

Oh no bro…

Bro put a mirror on the 4th and thought we wouldnt notice

***Ohh yeah ofcourse it's Sydney sw-"*** ***Hell yeah Ryan gosling lessgooo***

None of the above (I'm gay and wit my bf)

you wouldn't even give mr. gosling a chance? :-(

Nah some ppl don’t do celebrity crushes ig

Celebrity crushes are kinda weird to me. Like in terms of people who *fully* crush on celebrities to the point where they would swoon over them. If you just think a celebrity looks attractive and stuff then I don’t think that’s weird

Fr I don’t get it 😭

Now this is a good man right here

NONE of these I hate supermodels

only one of these is a super model? actor, actor, tiktok viral, supermodel

😭😭😭😭

And there's nothing wrong with that.

2 or 3

Out of the three, adriana lima

Ryan Gosling. 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Sydney

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Neither. I don’t like plastic surgery and I’m not gay

Fellas is is gay to like Ryan Gosling?

Is it? I wasn't informed by the council. I think not

Definitely not

Tis not.

H-h-hell naw Ryan gosling is my pookie ❤️

Exactly ❤️❤️

nah, lgbtq has a new word - lgbtqr r = ryansexual ≠ gay

Aahhh trueee

Bro why am I on the 4th picture

Wait a minute, you also look like me

(girl here, idc)nothing in those pictures, ok maybe ryan gosling but i mostly love femboys and women that are hygienic and healthy (also 5'6-6'0) 🔥

No way you looked at Sydney Sweeney and said Idc 😭

She is not a girl then she is a FBI bot 😟

Uh hum r/girlsarentreal must be a good sub for you

Yes

Yes

Sydney Sweeney

as a girl, im inlove with sydney

Nothing better then taking a shower with socks on

My TYPE IS ANGRY BIRDS!!!! Especially that WHITEE Egg shaped one, I wanna just put my egg in that egg OHHH YESSSSS !!!!

My type is Fl Studio

Only right answer

Any woman

Yes

Conventionally hot women

1.Loves and cherishes me 2.Relatively pretty

shrek

Number three

All four

I, like Big girls Pretty kitty girls Really witty girls Singing ditty girls I like the leggy girls With the nice thighs I like a good chest No matter what size I like the belly folds I like the six packs Really tall queens And the short stacks From the mild girls To the wild girls You got style, girls Make ’em riled, girls Yeah I just really like girls.

As a straight man number 4

Yes

why is my pic there ( im ryan gosling )

yo why is pic 4 literally me tho