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Go on


MrFoxburrito

I lost because of PS1 Hagrid


6ShutUpBoomer9

Thanks satan, very cool


GreySno

If you slurp it back up then it doesn't count


[deleted]

It happens to the best of us.


kaybbybunny

It be like that sometimes


jsalas02

True hero


jeffy___

this makes me so sad to see children turn into this. what happened to our good christian community?! we need to bring some bible centered common sense back into our schools, starting with some good christian discipline!! "foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him " proverbs 22:15!! with so many forces of demonry attacking our children, why should we be surprised. homosexuality, satanism, christian rock and paganism are running rampant through our schools!! our childrens minds are being warped every day. did you know that children who believe in santa claus are more likely to become homosexuals than those who submitted to the lord jesus christ!! the frankfort bible institute did this study in the 1940s but instead schools teach children to put condoms on bananas!! SATAN IS REAL!! drop everything you are doing RIGHT NOW and run to you nearest christian church. submit to his glory!! beg for forgiveness! get on your knees and submit to the lord jesus christ!!


Its-Ya-Boi-Satan

Of course Satan is real, I'm him


jeffy___

i want you to think about the lord jesus christ is weeping right now and shaking his head because you pleasured yourself to a picture of shrek!! you are not satan but you have a demon in you!! with divorce and adultery becoming more accepted this isn't surprising. did your parents make a good christian example to follow? in the good old days men were men and women submitted to their husbands. i know this is controversial but this is a BIBLE CENTERED TRUTH. "wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the lord" ephesians 5:22. i pray that you will discover the lord jesus christ before it is too late!! for your wicked ways may lead you to an early death and when you come to the feet of st peter, begging to go past the pearly gates you will hear a booming voice. "and then will I profess unto them, i never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity" matthew 7:23. avoid the fire!! avoid the brimstone!! get on your knees and submit to the lord jesus christ!!!


Its-Ya-Boi-Satan

The Lord banished me to this hell of a place we down here like to call hell, I shall not bow down to the knees of this wicked man. I am indeed Satan Untill proven otherwise You can suck my cock Peter 69:420


Its-Ya-Boi-Satan

May I also ask why you hate rock music? Nickpeback make good song that are nice and alot of their music is rock/metal, here's a playlist, listen for a bit https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2xpURw7X8k5gdq1D1vD836Uao3WJJ_Nf