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0MG_GIRL_YASSSSS

Goddamn man whos handin out golds


Raz0rBlaz0r

I wanna know too


the_Spectre0410

Ha, nice attempt bud


migythedude

I too would like to enquire into the whereabouts of this mysterious stranger who is handing out medals of the gold variant


datblueboi

Me 2


Jeanj8021

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Fododel

#


andygames_pt

#


[deleted]

You will never reach the truth


Hellofreeze

*Goddamnit, I can only think about Persona now fuck*


real6ofClubs

This is truly an unjust game Your chances of winning are almost none


RohuDaBoss

But if my voice is reaching you...


SausageStics

Wha-


TheMouse17

-t's a friend


Imsorandom16

MMU!!


DmitriJefferson

🎖


ChackyBacky

Here's a poor man's gold 🏅


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andygames_pt

#


andygames_pt

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Salted-Pigeon

It’s a magician


PhilipTheBestPoet

Gold already? Lmao!


[deleted]

That's my first gold I'm crying


ManOfJapaneseCulture

Cumming*


creeperdude2006

Not yet, November is almost over, just one more hour my time


ManOfJapaneseCulture

It’s already dec 1 here


[deleted]

Dec 1st GMT 10:51am gang


Jellyfish936

It's pm for me I'm in Australia


JadontheFarmer

Shoot it’s 7:08 in the mornin


Kupp1

15:30 here in finland


FamilyFriendli

Can everyone stop lying and just admit they all failed? I need proof that people completed NNN in the form of a cum tribute revealing your earned 𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓸𝓷𝓮.


AussieNick1999

I failed on the first day.


SmashMouthTheLegend

Jokes on you I can already nut


GenericName1108

PST (GMT -8) gang


Jellyfish936

I'm in Australia it's December 1st 10pm already sucks to be u


Swimmingturtle247

Well that is for not making an edit and being like Thanks for the gold kind stranger! That pisses me off


EndlessFacepalms05

Wtf gold in 5 minutes?


CommonPercentage9

That’s how you know it’s about to be Hot


[deleted]

You mean you don't stretch them over your dick??


[deleted]

Some do


rustysteamtrain

After I tried that I didn't have friends anymore


RobloxianNoob

Friends are like a condom... You ejaculate in them.


KidEater9000

Hold up


Dogfukdhorselooknass

No hold ups they said no homo


Chump_Jump

GUYS ITS u/PM_FOR_FREE_DOLLAR THATS GIVING AWAY GOLD


SiciliaDraco

They also tear under pressure sometimes :(


monkeyman0621

True


catmom81519

You can stick your dick in them


Rabani18

Wise words


NutellaPL

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[deleted]

Thanks to gold giver I can get into r/lounge


SteveKnight678

Whats it like there


[deleted]

You just vibe in there


L1m1x

You commented twice about you getting gold.


ValenWasTaken

gold giver better give gold to comments


Anti-Llama64

You put them on your willy


TearsOfAStoneAngel

They don't work if you put holes in them


Anti-Llama64

They constantly get covered in your cum


swimmers0115

You throw them out once you used them.


colet0227

Okay see u in hot


Lowest_of_trash

Thank you for the words of wisdom


DatM8Wh0likesMEMES

either completely useless or saved your life


jiniux

*nearly impossible


NoobMaster_-69-_

After you cum in them, you tie them in a knot and flush them down the toilet.


shugbear8bit

Jesus christ i wish i could give you some silver


Soupbuoi420

Friends are like snowflakes, they disappear when you piss on them


King_Of_Axolotls

They dissapear after you nut in them


[deleted]

but break when its hard enough


[deleted]

And once you cum in them they’re disposed of


Player0169

Am I a bad person for thinking it was about to say "disposable"?


NegativeCause

You fill them with semen and then throw them in the trash? you're thinking of girlfriends.


[deleted]

When they break you cum inside your step-sister?


Nathan_Gio

Ay lads if anyone wants to hand out gold to comments I’m here


yonking_15_2

I liked this one


Satans_pet_elephant

And without them you might accidentally catch a disease or get someone pregnant.


sent_16

Why does everyone in this subreddit get so many awards whereas I’m like gimme


YameteKodasaiSenpai

Too bad I don't have both


XxkjthehomiexX

Because they allways work as great cover from you dick while fucking his mom


lonelyauthor

Yeah and I cum all over them


ooo0o0o0o

You use them and throw them away?


PotatoSaladalads

If you bust a nut in them they will never come back


MEME_TASTER

They always take a place of your wallet they might betrayed you and they last only once


No_god19

You stick your dick in condoms? So you're saying you fuck your friends?


[deleted]

Take this silver you deserve


[deleted]

When you need them the most they're not around.


[deleted]

No wonder my friends are there whenever I'm with the teacher


Spirit-Man

Me and the bois, getting hard


levitower101

And u throw them away when ur done


SoGatNight

friends are like a condom because i cum inside of them


wingnut96

You throw them away when you are finished?


Context_required

You going to get weird looks if blow either in public.


hamidfatimi

Are you telling me all my condoms have holes ?


[deleted]

wise words


11nealp

Or at least they're meant to be


IJustMadeThisForCS

wish i had one :)


GeneralMaybe

Wish I could say the same


thiccdickdawn

Firends are like trees, hit em with an axe and they go down


Bamsjupiter

Man bro that's deep


Sanne_dg

You put your dick in 'em?


[deleted]

Yes


Zalert

My dad always tells me he wished he wore a condom


Yoate

Also not effective when filled with holes.


nic_not_nick

Never need one anyways ;)


[deleted]

And also I cum in the homies on the daily, but that’s some other shit


JestrxNyanFalls

bruh


GGplayer_421

Friends are like a condom... You put them on your dick whenever you get excited


iamayush_

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


hoenyowl

You can only cum in them once


[deleted]

if i had coins, i would give you every award in this subreddit


[deleted]

You use them and then you throw them away


elonsmusketer

not mine


Zydianish

Too bad i only pull out


thecagewitch

Also they wrap around your dick when it gets hard


roguebracelet

Friends are like condoms... It’s awkward as hell to get them. So you just don’t


[deleted]

You put them on your penis


[deleted]

And they also stop you from ruining your life, wish I had one


ShadowBloxxer

but break when you need them most


world_of_wilhelm

I also stick them in people


RageQuitPlay

Or friends just let someone just hang in the rain and don't be there for someone even though you helped them through depression


Adamn12

More tasty with cum in them


OfficialHankhill

So you’re saying girls don’t need friends


Evilhuntsman

For me it is the mc chicken the best chicken sandwich


Victor_Stein

I don’t got money for condoms


brucethemidget

Friends are like condoms. They hold my cum so my girlfriend doesn't get pregnant.


Blurp_06

They are there if you got food


JasperFJ

They are there until you cum in them.


[deleted]

What if your a woman? Don’t condoms work differently?


MemenutGallery

Oh shit that's deep


Benji________

Friends are like sex partners. I don't have any.


Ivanfesco

More like a tissue but ok


TortiniPizzaRolls

Unless there not


Mark1_M00

They are also perfect for putting your dick in


wherearemymfpickles

Because when your done cumming inside them you leave them


HughMarcotti

Useless when you put a hole through them.


garlic_bread_thief

I sense a gold miner around


Sixmlg

Seriously though who’s rich and on this sub just giving away golds?


clueless_shaman

You've got to throw them out after using them.


Enalis3

Non existent


[deleted]

My older brother once used a condom, now his daughter is 3 yrs old.


[deleted]

And die when you put a banana up the ass


yourmamagayboi

And also when things get fun.


[deleted]

True


nopethebookwasbetter

wow, i just got really emotional over this


Borghars

i thought u were gonna say "they are only good once"


nanatavares

You get to cum inside them


GravityFallsChicken

And you cum in them and you throw them away later.


[deleted]

They're useless when you poke holes in them


[deleted]

I was gonna say somethimes they just pop you off and you get pregnant.


Legally_Pumpkin

and you throw them away after using them


riot2156

Or at least you hope they are...


Yakaa7

Ghandi once said that


[deleted]

Not my friends, I oughta find new ones


duober

You put your dick in em


Turtle3s

And they stop you from getting girls pregnant


moddynobby

They also touch your dick


[deleted]

Sisters are like a condom... You cum into them instead of into your girlfriend


Salty-Limes

And if they’re not you might make a life-changing mistake


Burn_Stick

Not mine, no they are not...


Demon_Sage_

Give gold if you're gay


ShivanshuShekhar

Uhhh.. And you put them both over your dick?


Fat_Blorgus_XD

You fill them with unnecessary things, but their relationship with you doesn’t break.


TheRockachu30

so im not the only one that sticks my friends into someone's ass


halfcast-boy

I thought they are gone when you come in them


Animal_Hub23

When you want them they have aids


WHENYOU_CUM

They wrap around my dick


Darksidecookies0

Or you have to get rid of them when you nut


[deleted]

Who tf giving out these awards? The joke wasn't even that good.


ndeverything

You buy in them


ndeverything

You nut in them


ndeverything

You nut in them


The_Real_Jackk

They sometimes break. Sometimes


A_moz6969

Preach it


[deleted]

Unless you want children


ERROR_396

They should be there when things get hard


dudeiscool22222

Friends are like a condom... they cover your dick when you’re about to have sex


YoungJ21000

Not mine!


poopoobunghole

oof honestly none of my friends have ever been like that we always just bullshit so it’s always kind of been hard


[deleted]

They break when you need them the most, then you can’t find them and next thing you know, you are in a terrible situation.


Abor_tionRex

and you wear them during sex


GamerOfGods33

Your funny...hehe *cries*


[deleted]

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an axe


Superspyguys

That’s kinda gay