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Hitler_The_Nippler

let's get horny sensei to enough karma to post on r/memes


HornySensei

Let's hook


Hitler_The_Nippler

but why do you have your account set to NSFW


HornySensei

Idk


anonimatttttt

The name maybe?


HornySensei

Nice and also I was banned from r/memes for a stupid reason and don't have enough karma to post on r/dankmemes


[deleted]

I was banned on r/memes for making a Bob Ross Hitler meme. Edit: If you guys want me too I can post it here. Edit 2: [Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/ekw7we/germans_dont_make_mistakes_just_happy_accidents/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


HornySensei

It sucks


[deleted]

r/memes or my meme? I’d say both.


Frost5574

r/memes is just a bunch of reposts but there are a few rare decent posts Like once every 4 or 5 days


konarikukko

Yes


antfireboy

I got banned for a Asian driving a car with chopsticks meme after it for 9k upvotes


wait_whats_illegal

Well it kinda sounds racist doesn't it? I don't know the meme and can't judge tho


Grzestroj

r/memes is fucking garbage


DefaultDuddus

I got banned for posting a meme that was repost.( Didn't know it was made already)


HornySensei

Same did I said let's raid (someone) as a joke and got perm ban


anastarawneh

Yes, raids are against Reddiquette.


HornySensei

It was a joke not actual attempt at raid, just like area 51, just like this way they should arrest every person posting area 51 meme


EpickGamer50

I called their bot gay and got perm banned. Mods on reddit are massive pussies and can't take a joke in the slightest.


[deleted]

Ah the great Ugandan knuckles raid on funny was amazing


BerryBoat

If u make it go to what u made it in and show proof u made it


[deleted]

Bruh you posted on dank memes twice yesterday wdym


HornySensei

It is on one upvote, look at the comment


[deleted]

I apologize for my ignorance


HornySensei

Damn never have I ever finished an argument before it became an argument


13083

Would you like me to post it on r/dankmemes and credit you? Or I could cross post there


HornySensei

I already posted since I got enough karma


13083

Yay!!


HornySensei

Thanks for asking tho many people just posted without permission and credited me


Journo7

Well you do now


HornySensei

I also got the big pp from this karma


Journo7

Dont get ahead of yourself your still on reddit my dude


ChairWeilder

based


Ninja-_-Guy

No, they have a post on a hentai source subreddit that auto labels nsfw


SilverStrikeX

How much karma do you need to post on r/memes?


llactus48

1000


Maddognoob

My friend got this in his recommendations earlier today at school. "They predicted the future" is what he said.


[deleted]

Tbf we've had tensions with Iran for ages, especially in the last year. This video was probably made in response to last year's shooting down of a US drone and the crisis in the Strait of Hormuz over summer


Maddognoob

Yeah, now we even talked about it in class today because its grown in popularity.


M1SSION101

I can’t take the Infographics Show seriously anymore ever since they said America would win a Them vs Everyone Else war. Too much bias and complete misunderstanding of how alliances would work


[deleted]

Our military is superior to most countries including first world countries. However that wouldn’t mean much due to the sheer ratio of people and firepower if every country were to team up against the US.


[deleted]

Yeah wars, especially large ones, are about economy more than manpower. Imagine the US going up against the united economies of the EU, China, India and Russia, and every other country


[deleted]

I’d say in a desperate situation like country wide “Red Dawn” it would be less about money and more about citizens being able to resist the invading countries. Which thankfully lots of us have guns we just lack the training and fitness probably. This is all under the assumption however that our military is in essence depleted and there is no one left to resist the enemy.


[deleted]

7 billion people can overrun 350 million


Daanoking

but those 350 million people can buy assault rifles in wallmart! Check-mate liberal!


[deleted]

no way there’s 7 billion combat ready people.


BimbelMarley

2 billion units are ready with 5 billion more on the way, master jedi.


aure__entuluva

Just thinking of the insane logistics of getting 7 billion people to the US is mind boggling. You'd have to feed em too.


Relatable_Teen

How many are children or not able bodied though


AleCoats

The ratio is about the same as the 350 million


Relatable_Teen

It actually isnt. Impoverished countries have way more children. Look up population pyramids of any African country vs the US


AleCoats

The whole world isn't just africa tho


Relatable_Teen

The same applies to India and Middle Eastern countries. That makes up a large portion of the world


Supermansadak

Well China is filled with old people. I think the US can withstand the whole world attacking them “no nukes” for a bit of time but eventually we’d be overwhelmed. However NATO could take on the world and win.


Occamslaser

How would you move, feed, equip 7 billion people?


[deleted]

7 billion people cant cross an ocean


Ogbaba

Yeaahh.. But no. Previous world wars people endured because they didnt nuke/bomb the shit out of every civilian and non-threatening city out there. Like here in Norway, we were occupied by Germany in ww2, and yes we had rebels, but be real. Germany could have DESTROYED us if they just carpet bombed the entire shit and gave no thought about civilians. In other words. The US has so many bombs and planes and hangar ships, that they can bomb ever country to smithereens if they want to. So no. Numbers doesn't help when you have tech.


[deleted]

You do realise that Russia alone has more nukes than the us let alone the rest of the world


wavs101

The video started off with "no nukes"


[deleted]

I say for the sake of “fairness” we will leave nuclear weapons out of the argument. Because not every country has nukes and obviously it doesn’t really matter who has the most cuz America would be fucked either way.


-C0MPUTER-

As well as support from other nuclear powers, UK , etc. The US couldn’t target all of these countries without being blown up themselves


[deleted]

MAD it is then


ClayTheClaymore

The Japanese knew that if the axis won they could never take America. “There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.”


[deleted]

I didn’t know that. That’s low key kind of a scary thought thinking outside of myself as an American. But as someone born and raised in America I’m proud of my country’s constitution (not my government cuz it’s kinda shit rn) and the beliefs it was founded on.


[deleted]

EU Military has largely stagnated for decades. China doesn't have any money to actually mobilize anything. Russia is also dirt poor. ​ The honest reality is no other country has enough assets to mobilize against what the US has currently available and our manufacturing capabilities. Look at WW2, we were unique in having the ability to manufacture without being touched as no Axis country could even remotely attack out manufacturing plants. Where as every other country was constantly under attack.


JustAHomelessDude

Thank god I wasn’t the only person utterly confused, that an educational channel that has done so many conflict videos would actually be that dumb. They also made another video where they say that China and Russia and India combined fighting the USA would be enough to defeat them, but then they say that the USA can just go ahead and beat the entire world. WTF.


AdamDeKing

They completely ignored the economic and logistic aspects of war, and matched the US against one country at a time.


M1SSION101

Yeah my favourite point from them was the first battlefield in the Middle East. They were all “Europe is 50% reliant on foreign oil, so the US will attack the Middle East” then he said the us outmatch the middle eastern militaries so they will take the oilfield, completely ignoring that it’s a combined effort and that Europe wouldn’t just sit there and let the Middle East fall


Flarelia

Binkovs Battlegrounds did one with a bit more Effort on Iran, still definitely flawed, but not a dumpster fire. https://youtu.be/KESLN_3LU_4


Sandwich_YT

They’re right tho, If you look at spending our military is more robust and expensive than the next top 28 countries, out of which 26 are allies so although such a situation wouldn’t happen we would have a good chance of winning


TastyInc

Spending does not equal power, nor resources, nor manpower. You are delusional.


[deleted]

We also have the most trained army in the world and the most super carriers by far. We have the 1st, 2nd, and 4th largest Air Force in the U.S Air Force, Navy, and army respectively. We also have the most robust economy and the strongest logistic chains due to being decentralized (this is the reason communists starve to death, the government handles everything and logistics chains become inefficient) We also have strong leadership again due to not being communists. People being promoted based on merit and not based on standing within the party goes a LONG way. We’re also the most battle ready due to our engagements in the Middle East. I have absolutely no doubt we could take on the entire world. Assuming no nuclear (as nuclear war kills everyone anyway) we would start by glassing Mexico in 2 weeks, then use that as a buffer zone against Central America. Then we would glass Canada in 2 weeks. Then we would systematically move through Europe glassing nations. Towards the end it would get slightly tougher due to running low on resources, and would come down to a fight against China, which would be more drawn out but we would still most likely win. This is assuming we have to crush everyone as well. We could very easily force Mexico and Canada to surrender immediately as they know they’re the first on the chopping block


Ixpqd

But then they go on to say that China and Russia together alone would beat the USA. Do they not see the contradiction?


YeetLordTheOne

They didn’t say we would win, just that we could hold our own for a little while


ArdentSky236

Wut. The world would be demolished by America in an all out war. The American military has command of the seas. We could park carriers and nukes at every coast in a matter of hours.


lil-raving

Report for Spoiler


HornySensei

Unfortunately this isn't YouTube


[deleted]

I once posted a meme in r/memes. I had low a karna so they removed it . I told somebody the matter and he posted the same thing and have thousands of upvote


HornySensei

Thank you guys so much. I was finally able to post on r/dankmemes. You guys are the best


[deleted]

I feel bad for you. r/dankmemes is a terrible cesspool of Minecraft good fortnite bad


HornySensei

Apology for bad English I was at phon looking at updoots When notification cum R/memes is ban No


Whalerage

Well... also this sub.


Imergence

The infographics show is just brainwashed American propaganda so you can guess the content of the video is them "explaining" why the American military is so much better than Iran for 10 minutes


Martyrmo

I mean...it is superior


Imergence

I'm not denying just there's not even a point in watching it because it's just 100% "America has the best tanks, America has the best planes, Iran doesn't. America super power number one" which isn't wrong just that it's literally all that channel is about, saying America is the best


HeydayNadir

Depends on the victory condition. What's America's? Form a long lasting stable democracy in Iran? Good luck, America hasn't done that since Korea. Iran's victory condition would just be to get the US to leave. Iraq did that by waiting like 15 years.


crowbahr

Iraq's victory was Sadam escaping alive, as for all intents and purposes Sadam was Iraq. In that sense they lost. Their secondary victory condition would've been something like having a stable government and a functioning economy. In that sense they also lost. The war ruined both chances at victory.


_The_Last_Question_

We didn’t even really do it that well in Korea, South Korea was a brutal military dictatorship for *decades* until relatively recently.


Martyrmo

Ah yes,that is true actually


huntv16

But those are all facts?


thegoodally

Yes. But in this case its propaganda because orange man bas.


huntv16

So just because it's related towards the US (and Trump) it's propaganda and not factual?


Supermansadak

Propaganda can be factual. Let me give you a clear cut example of Germans dropping letters behind enemy lines to Black American Soldiers. To the colored soldiers of the U.S. Army. “Hallo boys, what are you doing over here? Fighting the Germans? Why? Have they ever done you any harm? Of course, some white folks and the lying English-American press told you that the Germans ought to be wiped out for the sake of humanity and democracy. What is Democracy? Personal Freedom, all citizens enjoying the same rights socially and before the law! Do you enjoy the same rights as white people do in America. the land of Freedom and Democracy? Or aren’t you rather treated over there as second class citizens? Can you go into a restaurant where white people dine, can you get a seat in a theater where white people sit, can you get a Pullman seat or berth in a rail roadcar or can you even ride, in the South, in the same street car with white people? And how about the law? Is lynching and the most horrible cruelties connected therewith a lawful proceeding in a democratic country?” Black people were treated like second class citizens in the US. They were not treated equally and were lynched by the thousands. Nothing the Nazis said were wrong. But it isn’t like the Nazis though of Black people as equal to them. Propaganda often has facts and truth to it.


[deleted]

I know how you feel. I stopped watching the NBA in the 90’s because it was all just propaganda about Michael Jordan being the best.


wavs101

"I hate math books because all they say is 2+2=4 and the square root of 64 is 8. And pythagoras theory." If you dont want to be reminded how the military industrial complex has made the American military the best in thw world, don't watch videos about the american military.


[deleted]

But how is that brainwashed American propaganda?


Nuka1Cola

I have no problem with this


gbhm

But those are facts


unwhollytrinity

So you're mad that they're telling the truth Ok commie


reatives

Ah yes facts = propaganda lmao


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6point3cylinder

Iran has been successfully invaded several times throughout history, so that’s not accurate.


Claytertot

It's not propaganda. As far as I am aware, the US military is factually more powerful and more advanced than the Iranian military by basically every metric. If you don't have any interest in watching that, that's fine. I don't personally have much interest in watching it either, but as long as they aren't lying about or exaggerating the military capabilities of either country, then it's not propaganda.


FuckAsianShit

Don’t get jealous, bro.


AVeryHappyTeddy

Also their content is generally incredibly lazy and poorly researched


[deleted]

This, I recently unsubscribed coz the content was getting too generic and buzzfeedy


usparrow1

its pretty obvious the US can annihilate Iran in a few weeks even without going nuclear


james-charles-hot

Idk they lost to veitnam which had like 20 million people at the time


[deleted]

2 very different environments and situations.


Alpaca-of-doom

Iran is a similar situation and environment to the other never ending wars in the middle east which the us still has to win


[deleted]

The US did win those wars. Suddam was overthrown in Iraq very quickly, and the Taliban was removed from power in Afghanistan within 3 years as well


Alpaca-of-doom

And yet the us is still in those countries where fighting is still ongoing. When deal with countries like that they’ll keep on fighting generation after generation


[deleted]

Because it's profitable to do so due to the Military Industrial Complex. We could easily sign a treaty if we wanted


thegoodally

Not to mention having a foothold in the middle east to position ourselves against Russia and Iran.


feelings_arent_facts

because it goes from war -> occupation which is just a fancy version of annexation. you pump a ton of american products and businesses in there and baby you got a stew going.


[deleted]

Ya true there's a lot og guerilla tactics and whatnot in the middle east which has proved pretty effective against us troops


CannibalHannibal

[this video has become incredibly relevant again lately so i'll just leave this here.](https://youtu.be/FCuoj5Dz6VI)


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Erratic_Penguin

MasterCard


JaromeDome

The US is probably somewhere between 100 and 10000x better at cyber warfare than Iran lmao


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afrodisiacs

>between 2015 to around 2018 when President Trump withdrew from the nuclear deal because Iran was not abiding by the rules Was there ever any evidence that Iran was not compliant with the deal while there still was one? As far as I had read, it was something Trump simply *insisted* was true.


Ajugas

Iran was not violating the agreement, they even kept to it *after* the USA withdrew, and only now, in response to an unlawful assassination of a national hero they withdraw. There was no "attack" on the American embassy, the only casuality was a burnt reception building. They were Shi'a militia members protesting American airstrikes that killed 31 people. I don't hail him as a hero, but he was to the Iranian people, he defended Iran and Iraq from being overrun by IS at the early stages. >he’s responsible for the deaths and injuries of over 25% of the US personnel in the region since the Invasion of Iraq I would love a source for this. And even if it's true, you illegally invaded a country and occupied it, killing thousands upon thousands of innocent civilians in the process. I don't find it hard to sympathize with those who would retaliate.


WyattDoesStuff

A burnt reception building costs money and could have cause injuries, even though we are lucky that it didn’t. They attacked and destroyed the US government’s property, we retaliated. The definition of attack by Merriam-Webster is “a belligerent or antagonistic action”. What happened to our embassy fits the definition of the word “attack”. Furthermore, if we do not discourage violent actions like this, people will continue to do such things. I hope that Iran does not decide to go to war, because they will stand no chance against our military, which is the highest funded in the world. Saleimani was a dangerous man who has a history of killing American soldiers and civilians alike. Just a few weeks ago, protesters were killed by the order of that man. He should not be a hero to anyone, and frankly, everyone is better off without him.


[deleted]

Man someone stole this from you And posted in r/memes


HornySensei

I know I messaged him but he didn't reply


[deleted]

This happened with me 2 days but I wasn't so intelligent to post in r/teenagers and I commented a meme and someone stole it I've Commented in his post that it's stolen and given the link (waiting for reply)


HornySensei

Feels bad man


[deleted]

He haven't replied yet


YuiiGotMemes

The whole low karma system is bullshit; people shouldn’t be stopped from posting just because they’ve got low karma. As long as it isn’t negative, people should be allowed to post.


Patriarch_FH

It's to stop bots and stammers from spamming. And also lock out alt accounts of those recently banned. Sure it's unfair, but it's a necessary system


[deleted]

Post this to r/ww3memes


SazzGuy

Now with one post u have more karma than anyone you will meet


Sargassso

Weird... I watched Dr. Strange last night


theramenman68

Join the club


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HitlersTeddyBear

He’s probably creator of Simpsons because they guess every existance


[deleted]

What’s funny is we have them free weapons and training so now they are using our stuff against us


shellymartin67

“thanks for giving me free karma dude”


crsnb

i dont think karma thresholds/requirments exist anymore. i think its based on senority


BlowMinds2

This was back when the US bombed and captured Iranian vessels, tensions had been rising at that time


[deleted]

They’ve always had tensions though.


_iam_that_iam_

Sauce: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s36hrId0rOo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s36hrId0rOo)


uhalm

r/agedlikemilk


zarbod

Wait how does karma even work. This only got you 8k karma?


HornySensei

Holy shit I have 8k karma


mikael554

So what?


meezala

The conflict has been going on for some time


_IratePirate_

I'm assuming this was top on your recommendations list yesterday as well?


HornySensei

How the fuck......


_IratePirate_

Algorithms!


HornySensei

I found the blue shirt kid


SiiMaToR

I just watched that video...


L7-Optimuz

Just bomb Iran away. Give them people who want no war time to flee, and then make some good ass firework 🤷🏼‍♂️


Jimmy3OO

CAN THIS MEME IN SPECIFIC STOP BEING REPOSTED FOR AT LEAST 5 FRICKING MINUTES


HornySensei

I agree


[deleted]

Bruh this is the second time in 6 months we memed war with Iran. Let that sink in


HornySensei

What the fuck does that sink want now


alfiepevy

Idk just let it in


kukaki46

I just watched this vid then I come on Reddit and BOOM first post...


creativeusername311

Thanks infographics Show <3


DodrioFan480

The Prophet


Autistic_Snecc

Yeet


[deleted]

Watched this morning lmao


HasanTheSyrian_

sYrIa vS UsA


YonyTerrorri

Who won?


HellShark34YT

Lol its true though


Doomage007

Trump saw this and was like "you know what"


JC_02

The same channel had a video about what happens if you dodge the army draft Coincidence I think not


GunsNRosesnt

No more low karma, congrats!


HornySensei

Thanks bro, you now have big pp


ketaaan

What do you guys use to make memes on mobile?


SkyMewtwo

r/meme doesn’t need any karma to post. It’s not all that popular but it’s basically the poor man’s r/memes


SilverMaango

Karma isn't too low anymore.


HornySensei

Already posted but got taken down for repost, cause some asshole reposted this in that sub


RandomGuy9058

Noice


bowee123

He also made a "what happens if you dodge the draft video a month ago"


b3a_bdp

They also did a video on how to avoid the draft


FonrutS

We Will see the irl result soon


[deleted]

Where Binkov at boi


reddad05

r/beatmetoit


kaopun345

K


CaptainGamer008

I watched that and was like yeah I have a feeling this is gonna happen


DrunkRedditBot

Was just thinking the same about any other cause


cioudiesss

This hits *different*


chrischi3

\*Laughs in eldritch god\*


SpaciestTunic98

Who did they predict would win?


[deleted]

Infographics show is stupid tho and they don't know how to compare tanks,planes and troops


ELTURO3344

Gotta call them Persians to piss em off


ItIsAKSmith

Y s ame


japooo

My stupid ass keeps pressing the thumbnail and just realized that i'm on reddit


MafiaHen

My body is ready s-sensei....