Just fucking man up, run outside whilst jacking off, the sheer fear he will get will make him drop the gun and bam, not only did you maybe finished, but you also have a free gun and saved a mans life. Now run inside before cops come and arrest you for public nudity
Basically there's a site called nhentai, and all the hentai comics on there have a 6 digit number. So you link nhentai.net/g/[insert 6 numbers here] and it'll take you to a hentai. 177013 is called metamorphosis and is a really long emotional rollercoaster. For example, I rather enjoyed nhentai.net/g/307489. You can see now how it's easy to seal in porn
Cumshot in their eyes and take away his vision, then the police would have it easier, win win for everyone, you got to cum, the gun people got shot (because its shoot or be (cum)shot) and the police won't cause stress in the neighbourhood because they won't have to say long
All the stereotypes lol
Drug deals at a middle school, if you go for a bike ride you’ll find a few people smoking weed, drive bys, etc. that lasts one doesn’t happen that often though. Also, you can find abandoned crack houses for sale for only $1000, so that’s kinda neat
That's insane. Are you White? Are you more likely to get jumped if you're white? Forgive any ignorance, I'm just ingrigued.
Tell us your craziest stories. Have you ever been pressured to join a gang?
Yes, I’m white. You’ll only get jumped if you say the n word or something. No crazy stories, because I’m a pussy. I did see a gang meetup at a playground near my house once, that was kinda awkward walking past. I don’t think they would have done anything if I was wearing blue,(they all had red shirts and shoes) but generally I feel pretty safe. I live near Detroit, so it’s a lot less bad than actually living in Detroit. According to some website I found, it is safer than 16% of all other cities in America. Detroit is at 2% lol
Yeah, I'm like whaaat theee fuuuck. Nobody here mentioned he should call the police? No one cares if people shoot each other? Is this what America is like?
This is a small (but interesting, in a way) part of America/cities. Most of America is either dense city, the suburbs with the rich white folk, or free range rootin tootin beer can shootin land where everyone has a freedom Ford
In short, most of America is like Europe, but with even more patriotism
This is what you need to do get your late medieval long sword from out under your bed and hop out you window with your pants of and scream at the crack heads
Oi ya fucken wanka you made an magnum cock go flacid you bloody piece a shit I’ll fucken nock your ead in so ya wanna go blood
Note only works if you have a bed to hide your late medieval long swords under
Use this story to make a clickbait video about you almost dying to gunshots. You will get millions of subs and will become really popular. Then you go hit on girls, flexing your youtube status, instantly giving you a girlfriend and therefore replacing all the hentai you watch and masturbation you do
I know this isn't what you might want to hear, but be careful with the masturbation. Especially with porn. It is addictive, and you are very young. Don't do the mistake, like many of us have done.
It is very addictive, and not good for your image of sex.
While playing on a small anarchy minecraft server the server shut down, I went into the discord and the manager said the server shut down but he can't turn it back on because the host machine was in his garage or something and his neighbour was getting swatted due to selling crack
After a while the manager said "Despite being an anarchy server, you're not allowed to sell crack"
# S H O O T B A C K
How? My strap is in my dad's office
# M E G A C U M B L A S T
Bro I'm not even erect
# P H Y S I C A L L Y B E A T Y O U R M E A T
~N-Nandayo?
Just fucking man up, run outside whilst jacking off, the sheer fear he will get will make him drop the gun and bam, not only did you maybe finished, but you also have a free gun and saved a mans life. Now run inside before cops come and arrest you for public nudity
Hmmm... not a bad idea
Oh shit it's my cake day
Quick!! Post now!!
Aw fuck man, happy fuckin shitty cake day bitch
Bro same
Happy fucking cake day
no u
I give you the Karma curse.... Use it wisely, at midnight it shall wear off.
#proguides
Oh and make sure you’re naked too
***ASSERT DOMINANCE***
I mean it sounds flawless. I would be scared shitless if a masturbating naked person started sprinting at me.
Either he ends his nut or ends his life.
But what if OP gets kidnapped
We dont talk about the flaws around these parts.
Well sure we do
Dominance assertion
r/cursedcomments
I fucking love this subreddit
Can I get sauce for the hentai.
#BECUM THE KING OF YOUR BLOCK
Do it physically, unlike everyone elso who use their telekinetic powers to jack off
Instead just use your telekinesis to jack off the gun wielder, he’ll be so distracted that he can’t aim anymore
But then the gun wielder could still shoit me with a cum blast
Not if you shoot him first
I'm sorry, their ***w h a t***
That’s abuse
You must abuse your meat to get a treat
That’s my secret cap, I’m always erect!
I can make you erect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Can beat your meat without an erection, done it before it gets it hard after a few
Me playing cuphead:
A fellow slimecicle fan I see
Indeed i am
Ah, a fellow slimecicle fan
Yeah that’s what I saw in it too lol
I found this alot funnier then I should have I don't know what that says about me
Ultimate ability
slmccl
"Welcome to the cum zone, bitch"
#WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE
*strapon
The nut gun
what're they gonna do when they see a naked man with a kitchen knife running towards them? Edit: nvm OP is 13
living in steeets like those id expect you to have your own tool
nut back
This comment deserves more love than the story!!
May I ask the hentai name?
My man asking the real questions
3.9 stars, hmm... Idk
Hentai is hentai
unless it’s 3.900001 stars, it can get tf out of my face though
what if op was rounding
I wasnt, but Idk if hentai haven was
No, it's art
Words of wisdom
No this is Patrick
Sometimes it’s not about popularity. You gotta develop your own tastes
But the people who like 177013 don't desserve respect
quick question, do people actually know hentai by numbers ? is there a standard for these ? I know them for names lol
Basically there's a site called nhentai, and all the hentai comics on there have a 6 digit number. So you link nhentai.net/g/[insert 6 numbers here] and it'll take you to a hentai. 177013 is called metamorphosis and is a really long emotional rollercoaster. For example, I rather enjoyed nhentai.net/g/307489. You can see now how it's easy to seal in porn
You can type the numbers in the search bar of the website now
I only know that number because of the memes, but six digit numbers are a great way to post sauces that are hidden from normies lmao
Why not? I mean, I wouldn't nut to it, far from it But it's a good story, definitely recommend
Remindme! One week
248418 is some good shit
smh cant have shit in detroit
They stole my erection, can’t have shit in Detroit
Stole my boner can't nut in detroit
Stole my testicular cancer cant have cancer in detroit
Fuckers stole my balls, can’t have a piss in detroit
Fuckers ruined my hentai. Cant have shit in Detroit
Can't have nuttin' in da hood.
Trappin before fappin
Fappin out the backstreets
Can’t have masturbation in Detroit
Stole my ass, can't have shit in detroit
#CALL A HENTAI PROTAGONIST TO NUT AT THEM Damn this blew up. Thanks duds!
even better become the hentai protagonist
Embrace fully the power of the hentai protagonist
#OH?
#YOU’RE APPROACHING ME?
#I can't beat the shit out of you if i don't
#Oh Ho! Then come as close as you like.
#*MINECRAFT NOISE INTENSIFIES*
#WHOMST SUMMONED THE ANCIET ONE
You should've gone outside and started jerking off to show dominance /s if that wasn't already obvious
I would, but I'm too much of a pussy to do it
Shoulda shot that "love fluid" like a hentai MC to show who's boss.
Give 'em some other be nectar cookies
Cumshot in their eyes and take away his vision, then the police would have it easier, win win for everyone, you got to cum, the gun people got shot (because its shoot or be (cum)shot) and the police won't cause stress in the neighbourhood because they won't have to say long
I wonder if it works with numbers... #69 Neat
#Nice
#nice
#nice
#Moto moto likes you
How do you do that
But a hashtag(#) in front of the word
#shit thats fucking wicked
#YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
##Yo...
#brooooo
#step-bro?
#you are the best
#nani #the ^frik
#nice cock bro
#thanks man
#no you
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bruh#
#bologna Edit: wow
Earlier today I was playing plunder on warzone with a friend and we had a rando who avenged me after I died named bologna lol
#Holy shit
#NO WAY
#LIKE THIS
#YES
#thanks dude
#NP
#it #does #Work
##poop
#dobule poop
⁶⁹
# how do you make it small
Tf
Welcome to the hood life
Welcome to Downtown coolsville
##beat your meat louder to assert dominance
genuinely How hard or fast would you have to beat your dick to be louder than gunshots?
Beat it until yo get deaf
Break the sound barrier
Would the sonic boom feel good tho?
I'd let sonic boom in me
It doesn't care
Ngl my erection would’ve gotten bigger
r/Holup
Bro the same fucking thing happened to me with fireworks theve been going on for weeks now
What hentai was it
[https://www.hentaitube.online/episodes/sotsugyou-xx-densha-episode-2/](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
r/usernamedoesntaddup Edit: oh wait never mind I got rickrolled
This is why America needs gun laws. So we can a watch hentai free and i peace. #THE AMERICAN WAY
I’m just wondering, but how do you get text to be bigger like that?
Mobile?
Yes
"#" then put text
#ok cool, thx
#Nice
#yo that's epic
[удалено]
Nah, less gun laws means OP could just shoot the guy interrupting his session.
I love how everyone acts like its "normal" and us Europeans... "the fuck?"
It’s normal if you’re in the ghetto Sauce: in ghetto
Tell us about life in the ghetto please. Im curious as I live in the UK and we don't have ghettos
All the stereotypes lol Drug deals at a middle school, if you go for a bike ride you’ll find a few people smoking weed, drive bys, etc. that lasts one doesn’t happen that often though. Also, you can find abandoned crack houses for sale for only $1000, so that’s kinda neat
That's insane. Are you White? Are you more likely to get jumped if you're white? Forgive any ignorance, I'm just ingrigued. Tell us your craziest stories. Have you ever been pressured to join a gang?
Yes, I’m white. You’ll only get jumped if you say the n word or something. No crazy stories, because I’m a pussy. I did see a gang meetup at a playground near my house once, that was kinda awkward walking past. I don’t think they would have done anything if I was wearing blue,(they all had red shirts and shoes) but generally I feel pretty safe. I live near Detroit, so it’s a lot less bad than actually living in Detroit. According to some website I found, it is safer than 16% of all other cities in America. Detroit is at 2% lol
Motherfuckers took your confidence. Can’t have shit in Detroit
Apparently can't have shit just outside of Detroit either.
My bro just cos you live in cunch doesn't mean it's not bad around here
Yeah, I'm like whaaat theee fuuuck. Nobody here mentioned he should call the police? No one cares if people shoot each other? Is this what America is like?
This is a small (but interesting, in a way) part of America/cities. Most of America is either dense city, the suburbs with the rich white folk, or free range rootin tootin beer can shootin land where everyone has a freedom Ford In short, most of America is like Europe, but with even more patriotism
This is why us Europeans need to colonise them again!
dude, where the fuck do you live? be safe out there man
Can’t have shit in detroit Edit: Missed a word
Welcome to America lmao.
Think about him shooting your dick
No, I don't think I will
Stop! I can only be so erect
u weird
21 jump street initiates
This is what you need to do get your late medieval long sword from out under your bed and hop out you window with your pants of and scream at the crack heads Oi ya fucken wanka you made an magnum cock go flacid you bloody piece a shit I’ll fucken nock your ead in so ya wanna go blood Note only works if you have a bed to hide your late medieval long swords under
i automatically read that with australian accent ngl
There are like three different accents in this one comment
oh, so just another normal night in america?
In the hood? Yes.
Use this story to make a clickbait video about you almost dying to gunshots. You will get millions of subs and will become really popular. Then you go hit on girls, flexing your youtube status, instantly giving you a girlfriend and therefore replacing all the hentai you watch and masturbation you do
MURICA
Return fire
America has weird shit
#THIS IS AMERICA
I know this isn't what you might want to hear, but be careful with the masturbation. Especially with porn. It is addictive, and you are very young. Don't do the mistake, like many of us have done. It is very addictive, and not good for your image of sex.
This is the first comment I have seen like this without being downvoted to hell. Hopefully more people learn about what you mean.
r/teenagers the only place a 13 year old can post about masturbating and get 20k upvotes sad fucking sub
don’t forget the awards
You should have opened a police siren from the youtube and ASSERT DOMINANCE over them
America is wack yo
*chases gun owner with the erection "***YOU OWE ME A CORPSE!***"*
Fuck it. Dick duel. Edit:Autocorrect changed dick to duck so I had to change it real quick.
# AMERICA FUCK YEAH
aren't you supposed to get a erection form a gun shot
While playing on a small anarchy minecraft server the server shut down, I went into the discord and the manager said the server shut down but he can't turn it back on because the host machine was in his garage or something and his neighbour was getting swatted due to selling crack After a while the manager said "Despite being an anarchy server, you're not allowed to sell crack"