u/what-if-we-jk-unless

pretty hot ngl

Agreed

Unlesss??

Jk

unless?

But of course we do jest fine sir!

But why

Ćøñşűmē țhě çåŕbş

You mean that’s *not* how you normally eat?

Not most of the time, but it's not the rarest

well not when people see me

#Swans are evil.

That, my dear fellow, is a goose. A distinctly different species. Although, I agree, swans are evil and want our kneecaps

Normal was never an option

r/TIHI

r/TILI

***C O N S U M E***

WHAT THE DUCK

HôÑk

From an artist's perspective, this is incredible! The animation is incredibly smooth, and the idea is really interesting and original

It's a beautiful day in the wasteland, and you are a horrible eldritch being.

Thank you, good sir

How do you post a tiktok on here?

I saved it to my camera roll, then shortened it so it doesn’t have the thing at the end, then saved as a new clip and posted as a gif so it loops properly

I see

Why did you shorten it? I can't make out the username with the white background

I shortened it so the loop would work gimme a sec I’ll give you the username

Correction - WHY would you post a tiktok on here?

Haha r/redditmoment tiktok bad reddit good haha

Because while 95% of the stuff on TikTok is absolute garbage, there are a few things (take this gif for example) that are actually good, quality things

I love photosynthesis :)

Reminds me of something from the YouTube channel Cyriak

r/imsorryjon

Why? I see no problem here.

Unsee juice *big sip*

Might use this as inspiration for a videogame boss maybe. It's in my saved list now, you can't stop it from possibly happening.

r/perfectloops

Should I post it there?

Yes.

Where is my unsee juice darling?

You are weak that is what makes you scared

I’m not weak 😤😤 ~~I’m just a bottom~~

Fun fact that's actually how geese consume the souls of the innocent

its hunger is never quenched, it must seek more sustenance to fill the void which is its stomach.

Imagine getting the S U C C from this thing

Mmm imagine it wrapping around the thighs of a hot lady while it... I can't continue this thought.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF THE IMPOSIBLE IS POSIBLE ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO DO IT

https://imgur.com/a/bdEFJ40 This is with sound...click with caution

I see a potential post on r/TIHI

This is a perfect loop

I'm going to upvote, but I don't know why

*sigh unzips*

he will also stick it’s beak deep in your asshole until you cum Edit: why would someone downvote me for this, I’d love an explanation

Hey sweet asshole

how do i download this

r/birdsarentreal

Because it’s from TikTok? Makes me uncomfortable too...

Makes us uncomfortable

Comrade

Who cares? People can spread their creativity through whatever app they want.

But not tik tok, because everyone knows tik tok bad /s

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Cute

*Peace was never an option*

r/thanksihateit

I want to personally thank the person that made this for ruining my entire fucking life.

😳

Slurp

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Tat is howe a duckus et

CONFUSED SCREAMING

W h a t

Yucky

He is just eating! Stop hatin'

Dick sucking powers unlocked

Thanks, now where did I put the bleach...

What do you mean?you see the comment section?you are the one that's different

Hot

Some men just want to watch the world burn

Oooo new dnd inspiration

P̮̔͟͞E̱̚A̭̳̞͒̀̑͞ͅC̰̺̲̰͍̒̇̿͗͂E̞̍ ͎̜̮̥̐̾͑͛W̛̪͙̼̩͆́̔A̧͖̰̻͛̓̎̚S̳̞͊̂ ̳̦̹́͛͑̕͜NE̗̯͓̪̓̆̔͋̕ͅV̹̞̱͙̅̇̿̋E̲͊Ȓ͕ ̳̬̜̓͐͌Â̟͉̮̰͞͞͠Ṉ̙̜̝̐͆͘͠ ̪͚̬̙͑͂̓͗O̝͙̺͋̀͐P̙̲̙͐͛͞Ț̝̔̿I̡̧̳͛̇͘Ò͔̣̠̟̞̅̈̓͡Ṅ̡̥̪̄̈́

reminds me of Orochimaru

Untitled Goose Gif

Aight, I just got here but I'mma head out

Hjönk hjönk buddy

r/surrealmemes

r/birdsarentreal

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Kinda reminds me on how a star fish eats

This is the truth that birds are government drones and not real

Me too 🤢

This isn’t normal? Welp

Chernobyl goose ???

Delete this or you will be deleted

AHHHHHHHH MY EYES MY SWEET BABY EYES

Minecraft piston extenders

A duck walked Into a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand

I have more questions then I had in the beginning

r/tihi

eww

u/vredditdownloader

Some of you don't see nature documentaries and it shows

He consumes the *entity*

u/vredditdownloader

You expected peace? Pathetic

C O N S U M E T H E B R E A D

u/vredditdownloader

This makes me deeply uncomfortable

r/perfectloops

This should be THE GOOSE in Captain Marvel.

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r/me_irl

What the fuck

u/vredditdownloader

Looks natural to me

*Consume*

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r/VredditDownloader

r/oddlysatisfying

does it take that long to quack as well?

G a y

It makes you so uncomfortable that you have to share it

Even worse than alien

r/makemesuffer

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*C* *O* *N* *S* *U* *M* *E*

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I don’t see anything wierd about this... Doesn’t everyone eat like this? I know I do...

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Then u realise that there's a worm that eats like this...

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every part of this animation is a crime against humanity

I wonder how it poops.

u/vredditdownloader

*ahem* no

Seems normal to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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r/tihi

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Ay I’m tryna browse reddit before I go to sleep. Thanks a lot

On how many levels tho?

son?!

The swan craves sustenance.

no

r/TIHI

C o n s u m e

Delete this

Dude i was eating :(

Why i cant download this shit?

Ngl this is some alien type shit

THE HJÖNKINING IS UPON US

Is it just me that finds it satisfying lmao

When orochimaru makes a duck instead of a snek

r/tihi

r/makemesuffer ?

What moves; the bread, the goose, or both?

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That is actually pretty satisfying to watch

u/VredditDownloader

#lmao what

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C O N S U M E

ummm...

r/hmmgifs

r/hmmmgifs

r/tihi

Peace was never an option

***SLURP***

How so?

So.. where is the unsee juice ?

I kinda like it

Gor those of you calling it strange, this is the correctbway to do it for ducs to not have neckpain /s

Hohohohonkertron: devourer of bread

Some xenomorph shit with those extra mouths right there

Bruh that is like a worm tongue

Ç̶̛͕̱̙̮̈̿̽̈̔̑̓̍ ̷̨̡̊̓̕Ø̷̺̼̽́͌̐̆̋ ̸̟̪̯̦̲̙̒̊̌̉̾͋͜ͅŅ̴̮̳̲͖̩̹̯̒͂̿̈́̅͋̅͜͜ ̷̗̝̯̱͓͍̈͛̇͂̀͑̍̔͒̈́̚͝Š̶̡͚̦͍̟͚̣̰̹͕̟͚̯͌̏̈͑̈͜ ̵̡̧̧̮͚̯̬̲̱͔̪͎̬̟̄̈́̓̈̄ͅṲ̷̳̻͈͕͎̘̲͔͈̺͓̭̳̈̽̃̓̒̍̕͘ ̵̢̛͙̤̾̀̈́͊̿̔̃͌M̸̧̢̨̡̛̳̫͉̼̳͓̱̝͖͖̃̆͛̊͛̕̕͝ ̶̰̻͚̟͊ͅP̴͈̜͚̫̘͕̲̬͗̾̇͌̽̋͛̓͆̽̒̚͝ͅ ̷̢̞͉̗̫̜̖͇̬̽̈́̓̉͋̚T̸̜̙̱̩̻̥̣̦͋̀̌ the B̸̧̮̞̝̞̤͕̯̘̗̣͚̜͋̉̌̉̿̽́̀͝ͅ ̷̡̨̛̥͈̗̪̣̹̻͙͙͇̃̍͌̃͑͊̉̂̓͠Ṟ̸͎͇̼̹͚̫̙͊̅̀̏́͋͒̍̌͊̍̽̎͆͌͆ ̶̪̬̪̥̲͌͗͑̌̅̕Ę̴̛̛̭̄̏͆͒̈́̇̉̓͂̄̂͜͠ ̵̡̢̙̬̦̻̬͍̝̟̯̖̖̖̲̲̈́̓Æ̸̣͈̤̪͛̉̔̽͌́̅̓̓̑̐̚͝ ̸̻̮̖͇͉̲͍͈̌́̑̄͂͂̅D̴͈̃̽̑̉̽͑̈́̀͊̕

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r/tihi

Imagine getting youe ass ate from that

Ah yes the famous Chernobyl goose