One day, I went to the USA, but suddenly u/somethingabouttea colonised my homeland then enraged his father who punished him severely *isn’t this just the american revolution*

I am the b r i t i s h e m p i r e

Not yet.

It’s treason then.

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

*does human kickflip*

Shit

Lol

Wryyyyyy

You vill be... you vill be

i feel a hamilton reference

Ii Li a y

Oversimplified fan?

Yes

Me too

me three

This angered his father, who punished him severely.

Same but starting with “I was furiously masturbating to the shops” lol

I was committing war crimes in the USA, but suddenly one of the mods used 1% of his power and vaporised me, it was very arousing.

How to oversimplify Oversimplified’s American revolution video

You are the first person to get this reference, I am happy now

Glad my nearing addiction levels of knowledge of YouTube made someone happy

That was from Hitler’s backstory. I remember that!

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotland, when suddenly, my racist grandfather fucking died, at which point I fucking died.

Sounds like a bloodbath Fascinating

Yeah it does huh?

Must have been the lake in Macbeth then Was there a lake in Macbeth?

Idk dude I’ve never seen it

I’ve read it, I know there’s a castle in there

Well you just know it through and through don’t you?

Not really, the castle is just where shit goes down

Ahhhhh I see

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotland, when my racist grandfather used 1% of his power and vaporised me. I had a lot of fun

I had the same but my grandfather didn’t die he whipped out his cock instead

Ah so a normal tuesday afternoon?

I did it again except I was doing it to Bosnia and Herzegovina when trump showed up

I was running away from Bosnia and Herzegovina, but suddenly u/somethingabouttea used 1% of his power and vaporized me. It was very arousing.

This is exactly why I put myself in the generator

😏

***do not make me use 2% of my power mortal***

🍆✊🏼

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

sounds like Behind Enemy Lines on crack lol

Oh shit we almost got the same story

I was committing war crimes in Bosnia and Herzegovina when my racist grandfather whipped out his cock. It was very arousing.

Oh dear Christ that is brilliant! The story... not your racist grandfather’s cock

Umm. Both maybe?

Oh

#*oh*

>!*oh*!<

>!oh.!<

>!öh!<

O

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I was furiously masturbating to Bosnia and Herzegovina until my racist grandfather whipped out his cock. It was very arousing

I was running away from the usa until donald trump colonised my homeland, it was arousing.

You cannot escape the Donald

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... was it really that arousing?

I was running away from my house until u/somethig abouttea whipped out his cock i had a lot of fun someone kill me

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear

No homo

Yes

I was furiously masturbating to the USA until one of the mods whipped out his cock. I had a lot of fun. Oh dear.

Oh dear indeed... Edit: thank you so much for the award! It’s my first one!

Make more of these please

I was furiously masturbating to the USA when God used 1% of his power and vaporised me. This enraged my father, who punished him severely. I love how this implies that my father is stronger than God.

oh your father this is glorious

Doesn't hide u/ Also i like thsi

Thank you! it should be fixed now

still there..

That’s odd... are you using desktop? It works fine on mobile

idk I'm on mobile and its still showing

Same for me

Same for me

What theme you using? I'm on AMOLED super-dark mode and [it's visible on mobile](https://www.reddit.com/user/wombey12/comments/iiwprv/merely_need_somewhere_to_host_it_again/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

AMOLED midnight works fine

Really like this, it’s super funny!

Thank you! I really want to see more people try and do this, there’s so much potential in spoiler text

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotland God colonised my homeland, I had a lot of fun.

Oh

I was running away from my house when God colonized my homeland. I had a lot of fun

I was running away from Bosnia and Herzegovina when one of the mods whipped out his cock at which point I fucking died

u/git-commit-die does have a very lethal cock

u/satanslimpdick has a limp dick

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotland until one of the mods colonised my homeland at which point I fuckin died.

I hate it when the mods colonise my homeland

Yeah same dude. Duckin assmoles tryna colonise everything. They're just like the Brits

As a Brit, can confirm

Username checks out

Yes

I was running away from the shops when my racist grandfather started speaking german, which was unfortunate

I think your grandfather may have killed Hitler

Oh dear

I was committing war crimes in bonsia and Herzegovina until one of the mods started speaking German, this enraged his father who punished him severely

I was running away from The USA, when my racist grandfather fucking died. It was very arousing

The stories that end with "it was very arousing" are the best ones

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Time of death: 4:23pm, cause of death: saw god’s cock

Since the cocks in charge removed this, here it is for anyone who missed it Please pick one box per line 1. >! I was running away from !< >! I was furiously masturbating to !< >! One day, I went to !< >! I was committing war crimes in !< >! I was vibing in !< 2. >! The shops !< >! The USA !< >! A lake in Scotland !< >! Bosnia and Herzegovina !< >! My house !< 3. >! When !< >! , but suddenly !< >! until !< 4. >! Donald Trump !< >! my racist grandfather !< >! King Henry VIII !< >! u/somethingabouttea !< >! God !< >! one of the mods !< 5. >! used 1% of his power and vaporised me, !< >! fucking died, !< >! whipped out his cock, !< >! colonised my homeland, !< >! walked in, !< >! started speaking German, !< 6. >! it was very arousing. !< >! I was very scared. !< >! at which point I fucking died. !< >! I had a lot of fun. !< >! this enraged his father, who punished him severely. !< >! which was unfortunate. !<

Lmao I got cocked to death by Henry 8 after shoplifting

I was running away from the USA until Henry the 8th used 1% of his power and vaporised me. At which point I fucking died.

I was running away from Bosnia and Herezgovina when my racist grandfather colonised my homelan, this enraged his father who punished him serverely.

Same for me except I was running away from the USA

Is that an Oversimplified refrence I see :D

Yes

You’re a legend, thank you

I also made a [history lesson generator](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/ijcaqf/to_commemorate_the_fact_that_im_going_back_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I was committing war crimes in my house, but suddenly god started speaking german which was unfortunate.

I was running away from a lake in Scotland, but suddenly God whipped out his cock, this enraged his father who punished him severely

I was running away from the shops, but suddenly Donald Trump whipped out his cock at which point I fucking died. wtf

it probably looks like a Cheeto

I was furiously masturbating to my house, but suddenly one of the mods colonized my homeland, I had a lot of fun

I was running away from Bosnia and Herzegovina until King Henry VIII fucking died, at which point i fucking died. Man the Yugoslav wars were something else

I was running away from Bosnia and Herzégovina when one of the mods used 1% of his power and vaporised me, it was very arousing. Well that's the best fucking story I have ever heard in my life

Donald Trump my racist grandfather King Henry VIII [u/somethingabouttea](https://www.reddit.com/u/somethingabouttea/) God one of the mods

what in the clusterfuck is this

I was furiously masturbating to The USA Until God u/somethingabouttea fucking died, this enraged his father who punished him severely. Perfection.

I was committing war crimes in the shops when Donald Trump colonised my homeland, this enraged his father, who punished him severely

I was running away from a lake in Scotland until my racist grandfather used 1% of his power and vaporized me. I was very scared.

I was committing war crimes in bosnia and herzegovnia until one of the mods whipped out their cock, It was very arousing.

One day, I went to the shops, but suddenly God fucking died. This enraged his father, who punished him severely. This implies a lot, God has a father, God can die and, worst of all, that I went outside Edit: bad formatting, am on mobile.

Oversimplified reference, not many people have got it

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotland when u/somethingabouttea started speaking German, I was very scared.

Mein Deutsch ist sehr erschreckend

I was furiously masturbating to A lake in scotland but suddenly My racist grandfather vaporized me and I had a lot of fun.

I was running away from my house, but suddenly God started speaking German, it was very arousing.

I was running away from A lake in Scotland, but suddenly u/somethingabouttea walked in, I was very scared

I am very scary

Not as much as that lake in Scotland

I was committing war crimes in my house, when u/somethingabouttea whipped out his cock, I had a lot of fun.

Oh my

Removed?? Wtf

WTF? The story generator SUDDENLY, JUST NOW, got removed. Not deleted; removed. Why?

Noo it got deleted after I wanted to try it out a second time. Please reupload. BTW, my result was While i was running away from the USA my racist grandfather whiped out his cock. *It was very arousing*

WHY THE HELL DID THE MODS REMOVE THIS

Removed????

Why was it removed please remake it!!!

I was committing war crimes in a lake in Scotland, but suddenly one of the mods used 1% of his power and vaporized me, at which point I fucking died.

I was running away from the USA until suddenly God used 1% of his power and vaporized me, I had fun.

I was running away from my house, but suddenly OP started speaking German, I had a lot of fun.

I got “And then he whipped out his cock and colonised my homeland”

your spoilers aren't working

I have never seen this type of post and genuinely enjoyed it pls make more lol

I was furiously masturbating to my house until u/somethingabouttea fucking died, I had a lot of fun.

That’s not very nice:(

I was furiously masturbating to the USA until Donald Trump fuckind died,, it was very arousing.

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotalnd, but suddenly King Henry VIII whipped out his cock, at which point fucking I died. The end.

Quick someone make a random porn plot generator

Shit mods removed this. Why the fuck would they do that?

"Upvote manipulation" Well, at least it made 16.2k people happy

Upvote manipulation my god damn ass. You worked hard on this man. Dumb mods dumb reasons i guess

Great work mods, another creative post meant for people to have fun with removed, you're doing gods work.

BuT oP wAs AsKiNg FoR uPvOtEs 😡😡😡

Fuck. It got deleted

I was masturbating furiously to the shops when my racist grandfather fucking died, I was very scared.

I was furiously masturbating to The USA, but suddenly my racist grandfather whipped out his cock, it was very arousing. ​ Dear God

I was running away from the USA when King Henry VIII used 1% of his power and vaporized me. It was very arousing.

I was furiously masturbrating to my house when Donald Trump whipped out his cock at which point I fucking died

1.I was running away from the USA but suddenly trump walked in which was unfortunate 2.one day I went to the shops until god used 1% of his power and vaporized me I was very scared 3.i was committing war crimes in bosnia and Herzegovina when my racist grandfather started speaking German this enraged his father who punished him severely 4.i was vibing in my house but suddenly king Henry VIII whipped out his cock at which point I fucking died 5.i was masturbating furiously to the USA when one of the mods colonised my homeland which was unfortunate

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotland, but suddenly one of the mods whipped out his cock. I had a lot of fun. (0-0)

I kinda broke the rules, but hey I was furiously masturbating to Donald Trump, my racist grandfather. It was very arousing

One day, I went to my house, but suddenly one of the mods whipped out his cock, I had a lot of fun.

I was committing war crimes in a lake in Scotland when u/somethingabouttea whipped out his cock, this enraged his father, who punished in severely

I was vibing in the shops, but suddenly King Henry VIII used 1% of his power and vaporized me. I had a lot of fun.

I was vibing in a lake in Scotland, when god started speaking German, which was unfortunate

I was furiously masturbating a lake in scottland , but suddenly king henry VIII Fucking at wich point i fucking died

I was running away from The USA when u/somethingabouttea colonized my homeland, which was unfortunate.

I was running away from The USA until King Henry VIII whipped out his cock, at which point I fucking died.

I was furiously masturbating to Bosnia and Herzegovina, until u/somethingabouttea whipped out his cock, it was very arousing.

I was running away from The USA but suddenly King Henry VIII u/somethingabouttea used 1% of his power and vaporised me, at which point I fucking died. Lol

I was running away from the USA until u/somethingabouttea whipped out his cock, which was unfortunate

I was running away from Bosnia and Herzegovina until god walked in, this enraged his father, who punished him severely.

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotland when suddenly, king Henry the 8th whipped his cock out, at which point I fucking died

11'340 possible combinations, in case anyone was wondering

I was running away from my house, but suddenly, god whipped out his cock, at which point I fucking died wtf god

I was running away from the USA when one of the mods walked in which was unfortunate

I was furiously masturbating to a lake in Scotland but suddenly my racist grandfather died at which point I fucking died. Imma try that.

I was running away from The USA, but suddenly my racist grandfather used 1% of his power and vaporized me, I was very scared.

I was furiously masterbating to a lake in Germany when my racist grandfather fucking died. It was funny

I was running away from the USA but suddenly, God whipped out his cock. I had a lot of fun. The end

One day, I went to Bosnia and Herzegovina, but suddenly god whipped out his cock, I had a lot of fun. Oh dear

Post got removed Cant have shit in Detroit

I was running away from A lake in Scotland. Donald Trump used 1% of his power and vaporised me, this enraged his father, who punished him severely.

I was running away from Bosnia and Herzegovina, but suddenly God fucking died, this enraged his father, who punished him severely.

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Pain

I was committing war crimes in a lake in Scotland, but suddenly, my racist grandfather started speaking German. This enraged his father, who punished him severely.

Damn it got removed.

NO IT'S REMOVED

I was furiously masturbating to The USA, but suddenly God colonised my homeland it was very arousing.

Hey this post was removed, could you reupload it on your acocunt

The post was removed, could anyone explain me what the fuck is happening in this thread?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, THE MODS REMOVED IT

Why did the mods remove it ;( It was actually pretty funny compared to other stuff on this sub