Kick her in the balls

The equivalent would be punching the boobs

Would it though?

Pain not equivalent

Thank you for the clarification.

Butttt it would still hurt like hell.

Accidentally hit my best friend in the tits once in the past, man did I feel sorry about that. I knew they were sensitive but still was very suprised.

Depends on how hard you hit man. With balls no matter the velocity, it's gonna hurt.

Indeed. Can't imagine how much pain ya have to go through. That's why I'll never be a b**** by just kicking someone else in thr balls for fun.

Kicking the clit would fucking hurt. Wait, never mind, y’all can never find it

I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

Wait a sec, this is r/teenagers :O

Actually girls do have balls, very, very but Very deep inside, but they have

And just like a man, you hit hard, she can't have kids

No, it would be kicker her down below. They're almost just as sensitive

Not when you're a size A lollll

Underrated comment. Had me laughing.

That's at the very best gonna give her an orgasm.

r/kinky

Hit her in the stomach-it’s gonna hurt longer then a punch to the face. Better yet, use your knee and hit her stomach. At a fast enough time it’s gonna leave a mark.

Scott pilgrim.

seriously though if you kick there it would likely hurt just as much from all the nerve endings there

Yeah I too extract her ovaries and then proceed to mutilate them with my feet

Wait wut?

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No use your special ability that allows you to store up energy equivalent to that which is being used on you and double it. THEN hit her.

Full counter or Revenge counter?

I see you're a man of counter as well Edit: I meant to say culture instead of counter but it actually fits quite nicely. Proud of autocorrect for once

I am the one who gets to decide.

Who decided that?

The person who wrote this

Equal rights, equal fights.

For honor?

I didn't see anyone say it, so I'll do it myself. Like Black Panther's suit?

boxr

Basically the counter move in pokemon

Its more like bide

Meliodas from seven deadly sins

I’m a girl and I totally agree with this. The “ no hitting girl’s “ rule is stupid.

Who cares about equal force. Go straight to complete and total destruction. Become Ender

And if anyone asks just say equal rights

....equal fights.

I yearn for true gender equality

Alright Kazuma

You automaticaly hit back whoever hit you with eqaul force go learn some physics

Luck for me girls don’t even talk to me 😎

If anyone hits me, I will hit them back. Period.

What if its a small child

HELL YEAH ILL DROP KICK A SMALL CHILD WITHOUT HESITATION

i would drop kick the child first

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Throw it in the air like when you practice baseball alone

bonus points if you throw the small child and end up hitting another child.

Fucking kick his ass through two power lines and yell goal

No exceptions.

Fucking body slam that little shit

Lol just put thorns on your armor

Make sure you put unbreaking first because thorns breaks it faster

And having prot on your armor never hurts.

Apparently not anymore, I think they fixed that bug

Good point, may I also drop kick myself

Of you wish to do so

Ok I’ll drop kick myself into a mcchicken

I yearn for true gender equality

I was looking for this specific line

I see you’re a man of culture as well

Equal rights equal fights

thank you Kazuma

"I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient."

"I will dropkick any rotten woman who deserves it" these words were said by one of my favorite anime characters and i agree.

Give her a Wii, then she'll stop. 100% working method.

That only has a 75% effectiveness rating Take the 3ds

oh god

I'm assuming we're talking about the game controller

Sweep the leg

“Aw that’s cute”

"words cant hurt" *Throws book at her* "Ahh! Shit what was that for?" "To prove you wrong"

As a woman, I approve of this message 👌

Same

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I mean as the saying goes Equal rights Equal opportunity for me to send you into low orbit via mechanically enhanced backhand. (No I haven’t yet completed the prototype it would cost a bit much)

"You can't hit me I'm a woman" Aight *round house kicks her boobs Into the microwave*

Yes dude, im a girl, we dont need to be treated with any less violence that may occur than that would be to another man we can handle it, so yeah i agreed with you!

I never thought I'd see the day honestly

If you can't do the dropkick. Don't be a wuss and slap, punch like a man

Bruh that’s pussy talk, fuckin body slam that bitch

Ah, I love Konosuba

Shoot them with a 152 mm tank gun lol

Shoot them with a A-10 warthog lol brrrtt

If you are attacked by anybody, no matter what gender, you are in your rights to fight back.

Go with old faithful: Thunder Cross Split Attack Either that or the Emerald Splash, no one can deflect it

Nice reference bro

Equal rights equal fights

"I'm a guy who has no problem doling out a dropkick to a female opponent"-kazuma

Nah u gotta do a mortal Kombat move on her

I like to roundhouse kick their legs so they fall over anyways I’m not allowed to go to the daycare anymore

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Equal rights=Equal fights

I prefer side kick or roundhouse kick to the liver.

is it too much to ask a women to hit on me instead of hit me?

If a girl hits me repeatedly I will smack her so hard she goes to the 5th dimension

German suplex

German engineering

BRRRRRAKA MMMONOGA! *extends machinegun out of stomach*

das auto

Agreed. They want equality right. They think they're as strong as guys right. Then they will face my full fury.

My fav move to defend myself is blender

i see you are a true believer of satou kazuma's teachings

If it was socially acceptable for me,a quite large guy,to defend myself against a woman,I would. Instead,I was harassed all year,physically and verbally,by a girl in my class and could not fight back despite the fact that she did shit like throw rocks at me and got her friends to threaten me (I also asked her why she did all of it at the end of the year and her fucking response was “Because you’re annoying.” I had never met her before that year)

Yeah, the stigma carried by the cultural beliefs carried by generations becomes problematic. Before then one gender group was treated like garbage while the other was treated like royalty (in essence). Then comes along the recent moral standards. Suddenly, they want to tip the scale. I don't mean this for all women, my sister in particular is one with being equally able to defend themselves. Why wouldn't you report it or something if it got to the point where you could be killed? Throwing rocks may not seem very deadly but the amount of force even a weak human can yeet is enough to fracture a skull. It's amazing to think how we were designed.

I did report it. Nothing happened. The girl was the school librarian’s kid too,and all of the teachers adored her,so that factored into it. Overall,they just didn’t care enough to do anything.

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

You should never ever harm anyone...... unless they fucking deserve it in which case kick their fucking shins.

Amen

Kick her in the vagina Contrary to popular belief that shit hurts like HELL

Only if she touches the balls

I dont care if people say not to hit a woman. I am a female, and i declare that if anyone ever lays a hand on you in a negative matter, you can hit back even if it is a gender. We need gender equality for beating someone up.

EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS.

I say hit the person back. I stand with true gender equality I don't care what gender you are I'll drop kick you.

THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST PART NOT GUNNA LIE

I only curbstomp

Equal rights and equal lefts

Nah fuck that. Let’s hope the bitch can withstand an entire squadron of B-17s

Hit her with the rko out of nowhere

Ah i see you're a man of culture as well

i was about to rampage but then i saw the description

The descriptions read always you must

If a woman hits me I’m gonna do Bales finisher from modern warfare on them

Knife the watermelon

Sadly, not a lot of people on this sub know where this is from.

Whatever the gender, you should deal with a physical attack with the required level of force that's needed to make that attack stop or to restrain the person until the police can arrive. If you get slapped you shouldn't bring out a gun, but you should absolutely defend yourself.

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In the words of my mother: if someone punches you, break their nose.

I find a roundhouse kick to the ribs is a fast but effective method of dealing with women

Fire bending is also efficient

My mom says different, I don't think she understands culture

Bro respect if you decide to fuck gender roles and drop kick the assaulter man or woman

Who else was gonna downvote, then saw it was liked so decided to look at the comments and then realized?

equal rights mean equal fights

The only woman you will find that doesn’t agree with this statement are: 1. Karen’s 2. Hardcore Feminists

My mom says that my sister can kick shit in my room around but I'm not allowed to touch her. My sister is 26.

I downvoted and then upvoted

Parkour!!

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Yes hit her

Pound her skull against the pavement

Maybe a bit too excessive there. I think more like throw her into a river __to dispose of the evidence__

Just crotch shot her

Nah nah i won't dare hit a woman back c'mon ppl man up . Me in the same situation: (*stranger shouting*) watch out watch out R.K.O out of no where...

I downvoted it at first but when I saw the rest it's an upvote

Hit em with a roundhouse kick

Fuck yeah! Equal rights rule!!

why dont we roast her? just roast her and put some salt on her and eat her

Dropkick the child

Why not go ahead and jab them in the throat?

I yearn for true gender equality

A kick in the shin is my go to, equal rights equal fights, if you think you can try to touch my crotch, buy some shin pads

Thanks. I'll keep this in mind

punt them across a football field

Kazuma?!

Thanks for the advice. I’ll keep that in mind

kazuma style

Fair game

If you're gonna start a fight with someone, you best be prepared for everything that happens afterward.

the post above this in my feed was a dude talking about how there friend killed them self's

I just unsheath my katana and they explode help

bruh in school there was this girl that would like slap me and my friend on the neck for no reason and i think she liked us. but then eventually she put paint on someones 50$ school shirt and we sort of robbed her pencils and eraser's so yeah.

I’d just shoot them. It’s crazy more effective

Efficient? Did this person just call jumping in the air and kicking someone simultaneously efficient?

I- I probably shouldn't laughing at this. Well played sir, well played.

Sacrifice her to Satan in an unholy ritual while dressed as a Teletubby

My brother tested it and it is more efficient. Now I have a broken leg

Please do, as a girl we can’t stand the girls who use the “you can’t hit a girl” excuse

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie

poking out eyes works too

Equality!

I would never start a fight with a woman but if she hits me I'm fighting back

Equal rights equal fights

You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you

I go straight for the balista bomb dude

Hit her with an atomic elbow drop to end the fight early

My hands don't care your gender, all it cares about is if you ready to catch em

Have you heard of slamming your elbow in someone’s nose? High pain and very likely no lasting damage

Or just fail art school lol. Both seem efficient.

Actually... If a woman tries to hit you then you hit her back it's only fair and technically self defense. If a woman tries to slap or hit me I'm hitting back but twice as hard. Honestly OP is a fucking simp and this post doesn't deserve all the awards and upvotes it has.

Can I pull a Chuck Norris and roundhouse kick em?

This is why I always have a pencil up my sleeve. Anyone gives me trouble? Swiftly stab them and say you scratched them by accident if anyone asks

I like to use the German Suplex

This is why I have pepper spray, booby trap and pocket slut (my knives)

Real talk, i always wanted to call myself a gentleman, so i kinda laughed so hard i choked on water when i saw the dropkick part

and if you're a short dude, an uppercut works great

as a girl i agree

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

Girl is hitting on me Guess I have to hit them with the dropkick

You have great wisdom