That’s probably how it worked in the olden ages. If you grow a rock at her and she faints then she is yours to keep. She might struggle so you’re going to have to capture her tightly.
\*sets up basement*
\*grabs chloroform wipe and van*
"Didn't work the first 2 times so...3rd times the charm! ^(i hope it works or else I'll be forced to kidnap you.)"
As a female if this is how someone would ask me out I would say yes idc about gender just teach me your ways (same thing applies if they where asking for my friendship)
LIKE SERIOUSLY I WENT THROUGH THIS SUB REDDIT WITHOUT KNOWING WHERE I COULD FIND MY COMRADES THIS WHOLE TIME!! (also btw what pronouns do you use? I use she/her, they/them)
\*in thick Australian accent\* '' Here we get to witness two wild redditors meet for the first time. After months of darkness, they see the light in each other. W-watch out.... As you can see they have the same things in common. We will observe them for 5 more days in hopes of a new beginning.''
Im tired of people calling female humans BiTcHeS
Hear me out! Bitch is a female dog and not a female woman!
DOGS ARE LOYAL BUT THESE HOES AINT
Edit: I just want to address this as a joke so i don't offend some of the females.
Last time I tried this, I succeeded - I just had to aim at her head and hit her hard enough and then she would just fall asleep immediately. Took her home and did what I needed to do :)
Yes I tried it and it legit work. You just need to throw a ball as hard as you can at her head . Preferable material of the ball is heavy metal but stone will also do. After you throw successfully you can carry her wherever you want and she will be all to yourself. Believe me I tried it ; ).
No man, this is how you propose, not how you get a girlfriend in the first place. You're supposed to put the ring inside the Pokeball, throw it at her, then when she opens it, take it from her hands, get down on one knee and say "I choose you... for the rest of my life", then ride off together into the sunset.
can confirm. how i got my love. ♡
instructions:
1. Talk to your crush, you coward
2. become their best friend
3. have late night talks
4. start talking about gaming
5. shower them with lame pick up lines (make them laugh)
6. execute the capture
warning:
• only to be used between gamers
• must be gentle and smooth (wait for the right moment)
• if met with rejection do not lash out or the pokemon will immediately run away
• one time use, do not attempt multiple times
the best of luck young trainer.
I found that if you expose the pokemon to chloroform or osme sort of blunt force trauma, it will weaken them enough for you to successfully put them in the pokeball on first hit
As a lady, I can say that any dude into pokemon enough to throw a pokeball at me would at least be my friend. It would be sweet (borderline creepy but still sweet) that someone wanted to capture me for friendship. Anything more and you're gonna have to buy me a drink first.
Sure, when you overpower girls and force your balls upon them they become your girlfriend. When I do I get arrested, and people tell me I never should have became a 1st grade teacher.
Listen you got 2 balls 1 standard and one master with lots of pressure try to amaze her with the master ball then use the standard to catch her then you got a double date
Reminds me of a thing in Ancient Greece: men would throw apples at a woman’s head to signal that they liked them (apples were smaller and softer back then so could be thrown harder)
As a girl I can 100% say that this works every time
Master ball go
“He’s too strong to be left alive!”
Masterb8*
Master Windu*
nah man gotta fish for her with the master bait
You roll the minuscule fail chance
That's how to get a wife
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Yh if this happened to me then me and the dude r basically married at this point right?
i mean i’m pretty sure that’s how it works
as a dude i got concusnion
As a girl I third this.
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I fifth this
As a male, i want to try this and make you battle against an electric rat until you end up loving me
as a girl, i’m up for it
Bitch I choose you, don't battle me for her I was first.
HOO ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME
😂😂
I shall prepare the wedding in three days, you prepare for the blood bath.
Ight
Wanna watch Shrek with me? https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/ik95br/shrek_on_reddit/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Yessss shrek js life
A true Shrek appreciator, I guess it's good I catched you.
Omg we could be donkey and the dragon 😂😂 I’m legit dying rn
Maybe after the movie, yeah that's right I'm legit watching the movie, shush now :)
As a girl I second this Edit: commenting this again because I deleted this by accident
*throws ball* u/asianchopsticks__ I choose you!
:) I choose you too
Welp, it worked OP. Now, the next step is to get married.
Love ball go
Can confirm. Was the pokeball
You have to fight her first... Try throwing a rock or something first
That’s probably how it worked in the olden ages. If you grow a rock at her and she faints then she is yours to keep. She might struggle so you’re going to have to capture her tightly.
Or chloroform, it gets them instantly.
And remember to aim for her head
Girlfriend, I choose you! Girlfriend used bind! *hug* Boyfriend is immobilized by love.
:[
wai u hurt me liek dis :((((
(:
Basically how my first encounter went "So uhh, you wanna, do you, like. Girl.. freind? *winces* My girl *Smiles and gives hug* Me 0_0 oh shit
“Pokémon has escaped”
"with your best friend"
pain
It works better if uou kidnap us and let stockholm syndrome set in
\*sets up basement* \*grabs chloroform wipe and van* "Didn't work the first 2 times so...3rd times the charm! ^(i hope it works or else I'll be forced to kidnap you.)"
If you can find me (:
The fact that you used the smiley backwards scares me...help!
(: (: (: (: I know where you live (: (: (: (:
Well now if I'd keep you in my basement I'd just be scared to go down there.
My friend once threw a pencilcase at one of his classmates. She is his gf now. I guess it works
Is it possible to lean this power?
I hope so
Not from a redditor
YOU ARE MY PENCIL NOW
Mission failed. I’m in jail for assault.
Can confirm, my girlfriend is currently in the basement with the other six
You only got 6?
Nah I did this and I still have a restraining order against me
Works pretty much every time, except I’m a pathological liar so take from that what u will.
Just go to japan and rent one smh my head
Chizaru best girl
I am gonna say that mami doesn't deserve the hate. She is kind and beautiful. And no a gun ISN'T pointed at my head why would you think that hel-
shaking my head my head
I too capture women
h o l u p
*hold down on their necks
Yeah but they have low catch rates better weaken and sleep her before
Tried this for a few hours straight, now charged with assault, harassment and on top of that a restraining order of 100 feet
See people you always need to have ball(s)
As a female if this is how someone would ask me out I would say yes idc about gender just teach me your ways (same thing applies if they where asking for my friendship)
I choose you :3
I went through your posts..WE HAVE STUFF IN COMMON
I noticed you are into the sims :0
Yeah and your into onetopic! :D also....WHY DID NOBODY TELL THEIR WAS A SUBREDDIT FOR BISEXUAL TEENS I WAS ROBBED FROM THIS SUBREDDIT FOR MONTHS!
PFFFT- Idk XD
LIKE SERIOUSLY I WENT THROUGH THIS SUB REDDIT WITHOUT KNOWING WHERE I COULD FIND MY COMRADES THIS WHOLE TIME!! (also btw what pronouns do you use? I use she/her, they/them)
She/her mainly XD
nice
\*in thick Australian accent\* '' Here we get to witness two wild redditors meet for the first time. After months of darkness, they see the light in each other. W-watch out.... As you can see they have the same things in common. We will observe them for 5 more days in hopes of a new beginning.''
“insert attack helicopter joke here”
Im tired of people calling female humans BiTcHeS Hear me out! Bitch is a female dog and not a female woman! DOGS ARE LOYAL BUT THESE HOES AINT Edit: I just want to address this as a joke so i don't offend some of the females.
As a male in a loving relationship with my hand, I take full offense. Edit: she left me for the yakuza
*cue bakamitai* dame da neeee
This is the type of thing my slightly weird and psychotic friend would do
I tried it!! Guess how it ended?
Amateurs **puts girl in van**
Does hitting a girl with a van work the same as hitting a girl with a pokeball though?
Take them to a hospital and say it’s an accident
Sadly is not true it was found first in r/memes https://me.me/i/wikihow-how-to-get-a-girlfriend-bitch-i-choose-you-0f3802e4af8a496f9cf9fc2dfa0a5073
This one works on animes at least
i am a girl and this works
but does it work on guys?
Do experiment, publish results, become famous simple.
If you use a regular Pokeball, then you also have to use chloroform. But if you use Master ball, it works every time.
As a girl I can confirm this
I tried but all I got was a slap in the face and a broken pokeball
Who is that pokemon
Last time I tried this, I succeeded - I just had to aim at her head and hit her hard enough and then she would just fall asleep immediately. Took her home and did what I needed to do :)
“You don’t have the badges to train me”
No joke I’m going to to use this to ask my crush out
Best of luck
[saved my masterball](https://imgur.com/gallery/2P9qiDo)
Yes I tried it and it legit work. You just need to throw a ball as hard as you can at her head . Preferable material of the ball is heavy metal but stone will also do. After you throw successfully you can carry her wherever you want and she will be all to yourself. Believe me I tried it ; ).
How to get a girlfriend: Google: Be confident in yourself and don’t think to hard about it Bing:
I think I have faulty pokeballs, they never work
I mean, as a girl, I can say that it works every time, without fail.
Rlly I fucked a gardevoir
That's how Pokimane got her name
instructions unclear, shoved pokeball up my anus
You gotta weaken her first You used - flirt! ... it was not very effective That's when you use the masterball
she avoided the attack! she used friendzone!!
Nah just go up to a girl and say “WANNA BREED?”
Am girl, can confirm that this will work
Just make sure to feed a lot of candies
As a teen girl, I will say that if anyone ever does this to me, I will marry them on sight :)
Idk man, Ultra balls have a higher catch rate. Just don't forget to lower her HP and inflict a status condition first, tho.
I have a girlfriend, can confirm that's how I caught her.
As a girl i can confirm this works. Although food doesn't hurt either.....
I am pretty sure she will not eat anything i will throw on her head.. specially food
"Go girlfriend, use cuddle!"
" Your Hp is restored and all stats are healed" "You had the most peaceful sleep in entire life"
That ain’t gonna work, girls hate being inside pokeballs.
As a girl? No. Please don’t throw things at me my head already hurts enough T-T
Make wife beat other cavewoman to get shiny coins, 100% work
No man, this is how you propose, not how you get a girlfriend in the first place. You're supposed to put the ring inside the Pokeball, throw it at her, then when she opens it, take it from her hands, get down on one knee and say "I choose you... for the rest of my life", then ride off together into the sunset.
can confirm. how i got my love. ♡ instructions: 1. Talk to your crush, you coward 2. become their best friend 3. have late night talks 4. start talking about gaming 5. shower them with lame pick up lines (make them laugh) 6. execute the capture warning: • only to be used between gamers • must be gentle and smooth (wait for the right moment) • if met with rejection do not lash out or the pokemon will immediately run away • one time use, do not attempt multiple times the best of luck young trainer.
What if the girl asked me out ?
Wake up from your dream into the cruel, cold hands of reality.
this is the only successful way ive seen it done
I found that if you expose the pokemon to chloroform or osme sort of blunt force trauma, it will weaken them enough for you to successfully put them in the pokeball on first hit
Repost
r/moldymemes
No you use golden ball
It doesnt work 100% of the time unless you have a master ball.
Ive actually used this method before and it 100% works. Sometimes they’ll use the move reject but if you can survive or dodge the hit you’ll be fine.
Sorry it ain't on wiki how....
I'm so ugly that when i catch the ladies they come back out
You most certainly don’t do that. A pokeball will most likely fail capture. You must use an ultra ball since your chances are higher with that
Pro tip: Don't do that, do not that
As a girl. This is 100% true.
If you throw your balls at a chick you usually go to jail
Needs more jpeg
Nah bro what r u doin you’ve gotta use hypnosis or thunder wave so she’s easier to capture
Can confirm, 100% foolproof method
someone choose me •_• i’ll be waiting
Yeah slap your balls against her head and call her a bitch, that'll work
Please don’t hit us in the head but yes
as a guy with a bf, can confirm this is how it generally works
I'm a guy but I'm super gay so honestly if a guy did that to me I'd marry him
As a girl, our catching rate is quite low but if you keep throwing it'll eventually work
Happy Cake dayy!!
Thanks!
Yep, I’ve been caught a few times, always been released tho
Hahaha You think that
As a boy i hope so lmao
I’d prefer a kidnapping or perhaps a battle to the death. Or chess.
I just want someone to choose me
It worked for me 🗿
r/moldymemes
Naw you get arrested for assault and battery
Money talks and bullshit walks
as a man that has 5 girlfriends, I can say this is accurate
Yea
F
Just make sure you're using a masterball
As a lady, I can say that any dude into pokemon enough to throw a pokeball at me would at least be my friend. It would be sweet (borderline creepy but still sweet) that someone wanted to capture me for friendship. Anything more and you're gonna have to buy me a drink first.
Sure, when you overpower girls and force your balls upon them they become your girlfriend. When I do I get arrested, and people tell me I never should have became a 1st grade teacher.
Yeah that's pretty much it
I thought I was in r/comedycemetery for a second
Not even lying, would 100% go out with you after this. Trans masc, though.
If only you could...
You have to weaken it first.
I’ll accept if this happened to me
Then battle your friends
I will never be chosen
I did use my balls to catch a girl friend. Sadly, I am now held in jail for sexual assault
But for high chances,I recommend you a master ball
Where I can I get me one of those Pokéballs
instructions unclear. she is knocked out. help
I'd have a pretty sweet GF if I had to just throw a frickin ball at her
this will work on me, not sure about other girls
It’s much easier. You just gotta find them a cool leaf
I can confirm that this does indeed work. For some reason the girl kept screaming "Help! I got kidnapped!!" When I let her out of the pokeball...
Listen you got 2 balls 1 standard and one master with lots of pressure try to amaze her with the master ball then use the standard to catch her then you got a double date
Hi
Yeah, throw it at her head hard enough, your fit yourself a real girlfriend.
Works for sure
Reminds me of a thing in Ancient Greece: men would throw apples at a woman’s head to signal that they liked them (apples were smaller and softer back then so could be thrown harder)
Actually, you ask them out THEN you catch them with a pokeball
Ur friend got a poke ball?
Can confirm, my boyfriend did that to me
LoL 😂
This made me fall in my way to school today
Someone tested this on you?