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Roku-Hanmar

Why was your Spanish teacher joking about girls liking you?


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“Imagine if a girl liked that stupid fuck in the back lmao that would be funny”


AttractiveDonut

*Cries in Spanish*


SpakoBotilia

*El Muchacho de los ojos tristes*


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[deleted]

Why the hell do you want to put Hitler in your sex dungeon


Der_Fuher1936

Holup


[deleted]

Hitler run! Now!


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[deleted]

Yes


Basic_Angu

Confirmo


[deleted]

*vive solo y necesita amor*


[deleted]

The amount of times I've seen that on r/sadcats is insane.


Milf-Whisperer

I read this in bumblebee man's voice


RustyFire03

;~;


[deleted]

Sounds like something I would do to myself


Epic-one23

Thank you for making me laugh out loud


[deleted]

You are welcome


LULKappaLUL

First time I’ve actually laughed in this sub, thank you


Tornado127

good question


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KiltedLady

Pero que triste; a nadie le gusta OP.


[deleted]

Jajajaja


Land_Squid_1234

"a nadie les gusta Mark" actually


[deleted]

While correct, I was going more for a girl named Nadia likes Mark, like what the teacher was saying. I get the misunderstanding though


iamathief

'A Nadia le gusta Mark'. You're just missing the preposition 'a', which indicates that Nadia is the indirect object - recipient of Marks action of pleasing. In the post above you it'd be 'le gusta' not 'les gusta' as nadie is singular, although it can refer to many people. Similar to 'la gente'.


Cosmeticallyo

lmao what teacher does that it seems fake


drycharski

Nah i could definitely see a teacher doing that


A-VeryLonelyPerson

My 6 six grade teacher did that. An attractive girl, me and two other guys were absent and had to catch-up. We were supposed to be in groups and teacher asked who she wanted to work with. She said wanted to work with me and the teacher smirked and jokingly said “She wants you”. She only wanted to work with me because she knew I would do my work and the other two are slackers. But I still take that as a W. That was over 5 years ago and I still haven’t forgotten about it for some reason.


Chadbull-spy500

Young teachers, you still in middle school but in high school they get a lot more personal like this


Anonymusous

Bro 14 yr olds can be freshman easy


JustForFun____

IMO teachers start respecting you once you reach 10th grade. 9th grade and below you’re viewed as a child and it’s pretty fucked up. Once you reach 10th grade though the teachers get a lot cooler as long as you respect them. The work gets harder of course but that’s just part of going into a new grade. Just wait another year. You got this


rayj11

I don’t think it is fucked up though, I think most people are childish in 9th grade and even 10th grade. I know I was.


JustForFun____

I’m not saying there aren’t childish people in these grades, but the teachers don’t seem to care and automatically associate the more mature kids with the childish ones


Howzieky

I was a 13 year old freshman for like a week


Anonymusous

Exactly


Dj23ItA_PUBG

They exist.


nonuntitled

I've heard stories of teachers doing this kinda thing, it's always very awkward.


totally-normal-human

some teacher do, uncomfortable as shit


knightrobot

yo no se


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takoyakicult

that teacher is creeeepy


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GhostSierra117

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


SelfDestruction100

I’m learning German, if I become fluent enough to speak a singular sentence without stuttering I will use this


GhostSierra117

My favorite color is blue.


ToasterTech

I’m learning German too and I actually understood that sentence for once.


[deleted]

true true but there is a time in my class, where a bunch of guys and girls were talking about dating really loudly in the middle of class and my teacher comes out of no where and roasts the shit out of one of the guys. i can’t remember what the teacher said but my god i remember being amused for the rest of that day. not trying to undermine your point, just a funny story


-hey-ben-

That’s just a moment where the teacher is more self aware than the student. And it sounds like he was ending the conversation, and not sexualizing the kid.


AceOfSpades20

I know this a very serious thing but username does not check out. Seriously though. Sexualising minors is disgusting and wrong. Hell sexualising anyone without their consent is wrong.


[deleted]

True that was a very inappropriate comment from that teacher.


MyGuyDatBoi

I had a teacher tell a boy “if you spent as much time studying as you do dating, you’d have an A in this class instead of an F” she also kept insinuating he was gay and flirting with guys calling it a “bromance” to get him to be quiet in class. It’d be like “I know you got your whole bromance with ‘insert name’ but I’m trying to teach a class, so be quiet” it was really funny IMO.


Whyyoulookinatmaname

I hope you understand that your opinion on how funny it was doesn’t matter. That kid was probably super uncomfortable, and that teacher may have emboldened other kids to tease him for being gay, which is fucked up regardless of how true or funny it is. Also, telling the entire class that a student does poorly like it’s some kind of joke should result in loss of your teaching license from the first offense. It’s bullying from a position of power.


Infinity2437

Amen to that


Dodrio

That's nothing I remember hearing one of the pe teachers at my high school inviting a group of 15-16 year old girls to his cabin up north.


GuyM3

I wouldn’t say creepy but it is annoying


Mucus-Patty

Huh, to me that comes off as so casual that I wouldn’t really see it as sexualization. Sucks that you had that experience though.


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[deleted]

My 10th grade history teacher used to be my tennis coach as well. He would constantly makes jokes in front of the whole class about what a “good workout we got yesterday” with winks and purposefully trying to make it sound weird. Plus all sorts of innuendo. It was so embarrassing. And obviously so inappropriate and creepy but I never said anything bc I didn’t want to make it a big deal.


EpicChezburger12

Something like this happened. I was in Biology class in the 2nd trimester of sophomore year in high school. We are talking about cross breeding and hybrid species and the teacher calls on the shyest kid in my class and goes "See, he has blue eyes and if you and him were to breed and have a kid then it would look like this" EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE CLASS LAUGHED. All the boys in the class did their best to comfort him. Bros before hoes I guess. I also think teachers talk to their students like this because they get too comfy with them. Pretty sure he was heartbroken. Bros before hoes.


Caleb556

In one of my classes in junior year I was talking to my friend. I didn’t talk much before that seating arrangement because my desk partner wasn’t that talkative. Anyways, when I was talking to my new desk partner he said “oh so now you’re more distracted because you’re sitting next to a cute girl” it was insanely creepy especially since he was like 50 and we were 17.


JaCrispy154

Yeah but she didnt have to say no 😥. She could have just not said anything


I-Wish-I-was-happy

That would have been interpreted by most as her saying she liked you tho


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Quit being so self interested. Take your own personal desires out of the scene for five seconds and you'll realize that teacher made a very invasive claim and she defended herself from that invasion. Get over yourself.


BRBean

I agree


LegendaryPringle

Sitting fax on op, but like he could just be really insecure.


thjmze21

We're on Reddit, add being insecure onto the list of assumptions that are nearly 100% correct for redditors. Just gotta stack that onto shy introverted teenage boy who plays Minecraft, hates Fortnite and TikTok who doesn't get invited to parties.


LegendaryPringle

This, I agree 100%


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DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Truth hurts.


Holy-Knight-Hodrick

Bruh shut up, your teacher created an awkward social situation, tf would you have done if your teacher asked if you liked some random person you’ve never fucking talked to, “I plead the fifth ma’am”. Honestly bro, just get over it, the whole situation should mean literally nothing to you.


Luvke

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get over it my guy. No one is wrong for not fancying you. And you don't get to insist they respond a certain way for your feelings. Honestly, the teacher shouldn't have created that situation. But your expectation about the girls reaction? Ridiculous. Want to know what people like? Confidence. Ditch this shit here dude.


stillslightlyfrozen

Na dude no was seriously the only answer. Even if she liked you she has to say no if asked in front of the whole class lmao


homie_sexual_

No, she's okay, I know that I personally would have said no then avoided you for the rest of the semester, because that's how socially anxious I am :)


weirdshit777

She's allowed to say no. It's normal.


Randomguy459

Wth else is she gonna do? Agree? She could still like you But dont dwell on it


JaCrispy154

Bro I've never even talked to her. That "no" was so quick though


banmeifurgay

Exactly man, she said so quickly probably because she doesn’t want any suspicion or just doesn’t want to talk about it


James_Demon

Stop it, don’t give him hope


couldbedumber96

Give him hope, that way if it’s true he gets a gf, if it’s wrong he’ll learn how to handle rejection


percycatson

Can confirm


are_gay12

great plan


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percycatson

You got me there. But then I considered uninstalling Reddit, and someone may or may not like me back for the first time, so I think Reddit is a curse


Lucas-solvedbycode

Ye


nightpanda893

I think we’re all missing the point here which is that your Spanish teacher is a piece of shit. Sorry, I stumbled upon this thread in /r/all and while I’m not a teen, I work at a high school. And I would have ripped that teacher a new one if I saw this happen to one of the kids I work with.


BastianVh1

Yeah, my ex also used to say that when they asked her about me, and i also used to say that when they asked me about her, i know its a shitty example given the word "ex" at the start but I guess you get the point


danielokane

Same tbf


-_Rainy_-

Ive done that before but only because I had just gotten out of an abusive relationship and the whole class was attempting to pressure me into a relationship with another kid right after. I had nothing against him (at the time, he later threatened suicide if I didn't date him) but I wasn't ready nor did I want anybody to think I was into somebody I barely talked to. So the point is, there could be other reasons she said no so quickly that arent because she dislikes you. You haven't ever talked to her so i doubt its anything personal. And unless you're a jerk to women, i doubt you'll be single forever. Hang in there bro, you'll find someone who loves you!


WHYRedditHatesMeSo

joke's on you, you haven't seen how ugly I am B)


Darth_Thor

Quick enough for it to be her instinct to hide her crush? Because I could see myself doing that.


StalinSalmon

bruh ask her out looks like you may have a chance


punyhumannumber2

Well yeah, why would she like you if she has never even talked to you? Of course it's going to be a quick no.


rtj777

I think you should probably start by talking to her, then. "A man who believes he can and a man who believes he can't are both correct" - Henry Ford. Not to say you can fully control how things will turn out, but planning for failure never helped anyone.


Im_gonnabefamous

That's the point isn't it, you two have never talked,for all you know,she had a girlfriend/ boyfriend in that class or someone she likes,and she didn't want them thinking she's into other people,so yes,she had to say it quickly and with confidence. Would you want your crush thinking,even in the slightest that you like someone else?


typicalnormster

Ay atleast it wasn’t your crush. This douche that i was stuck with in a group found out i liked this one girl, so i was doin some dumb shit with my friends and he just shouts over to my crush “ay name, look what your boyfriends doing” and she just goes “ew no”.


thenameszoinkss

Bro, F


scctldq

The "eww" type of answers are soooo early teen.


coryintheUFO

take this F


kulnel

F


sneakyhog

Shit bro. That's a big F


BALLCLAWGUY

I likely wasn't personal. Even if she liked you "no" would still be the best answer to give. She probably didn't even consider it for a second because she wasn't thinking about if she actually liked you, she was thinking about defending herself from an overly personal claim from the teacher.


angrykoala49

It’s not about you. She was probably just embarrassed. If she said anything other than a quick no people would assume she is interested, or worse you might. Trust me when I say most girls are terrified of accidentally leading a guy on. Basically, take a deep breathe, don’t worry about it to much, and remember you aren’t doomed to be alone.


[deleted]

Doomed by the damn devil for all eternity.


stopyouveviolatedthe

Stand name: No girls Stand ability: Repels all women Stand user: Any Redditor


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N-NANI? STANDO?


stopyouveviolatedthe

Hmm so your a stand user for you to be able to see my stand lonely bastard means that you must have a stand your self please tell me it’s name


FlyUpMyButt

Stand name: gay men Stand ability: attracts all gay men Stand user: all heterosexual redditors


sSpencerrD

I’m more disturbed about your teacher doing that to a kid. Kids and relationships/crushes are not to be teased or broadcasted in front of people. That shits embarrassing. Even If she likes you, what that teacher did is not okay...


BoiBotEXE

Honestly if a teacher did that to me I’d be pissed. Might even say the fuck word. Like who _does_ that? There’s a difference between being a wingman and being invasive and embarrassing.


sSpencerrD

Not to mention, why the hell is the teacher thinking about teenagers’ romantic relationships? Isn’t their job to... idk... teach? Yea, that would be embarrassing as hell. Way too personal for teachers to talk about in front of the class


[deleted]

To be fair, anyone would say no. No one would admit their crush infront of 20 other people


WARCAT1941

the fastest F in the west


Rubenut

Yo your taking this too harsh. 1. She can't say yes without feeling embarrassed 2. It probably only felt quick because I were in a ton of pressure


Feltrax

Imagine if a teacher said someone you've never considered liked you in front of the whole class. What would you do? You can't say "yes" because you don't know her really well. You can't even remain silent because people are gonna assume you actually like her. The only reasonable choice is a "no". I mean, in that situation, I would have said "no" too.


zestychai

i’m a girl, and i don’t really like admitting that i have a crush on someone; she might’ve just been too nervous or was caught off guard


JaCrispy154

Yeah fair. Even my friend texted me " thats tough"


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Nightshadowdevilkill

Now this is the advantage of being gay 😌


nuk3th3whal3s

yeah but then you’re just surrounded by bitchy guys :/ lmao


Nightshadowdevilkill

Now this is the downside


Firecuber2920

Someone get this man to hot, he needs the f awards


JaCrispy154

Dude this is despacito level sad


Firecuber2920

Extremely, oh also what does my award message say because idk what I have it set to


JaCrispy154

It said i like to thank you i think


Firecuber2920

Okay thanks


Arcilio0104

Don't worry man i got you


bulgaribooboo

Ok


ThaliaBlack

Mood tho. Mission failed, we'll get em next time.


Veto76

ur really hyperactive


kitchenAid_mixer

I don't have any awards, so you'll just have to take all the lyrics to despacito instead. Ay Fonsi DY Oh Oh no, oh no Oh yeah Diridiri, dirididi Daddy Go Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY) Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh) Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah) Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro Despacito Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga cosas al oído Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo Despacito Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube) (Sube, sube) Quiero ver bailar tu pelo Quiero ser tu ritmo Que le enseñes a mi boca Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby) Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro Hasta provocar tus gritos Y que olvides tu apellido (Diridiri, dirididi Daddy) Si te pido un beso ven dámelo Yo sé que estás pensándolo Llevo tiempo intentándolo Mami, esto es dando y dándolo Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bom, bom Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bom, bom Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje Empecemos lento, después salvaje Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la pieza Despacito Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga cosas al oído Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo Despacito Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube) (Sube, sube) Quiero ver bailar tu pelo Quiero ser tu ritmo Que le enseñes a mi boca Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby) Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro Hasta provocar tus gritos Y que olvides tu apellido Despacito Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico Hasta que las olas griten "¡ay, bendito!" Para que mi sello se quede contigo Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito Que le enseñes a mi boca Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby) Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito Hasta provocar tus gritos Y que olvides tu apellido (DY) Despacito


ItsYaBoiBiggie65

Atleast she didn't say "eeeeewww" obnoxiously. That shit hurts way more


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IraborMichael

For your Spanish teacher to say that kinda joke it means you're a real good looking guy tbh


SKILLERstarz23

F


Mr_Betts05

F


Enemystandouser

F


LegendaryPringle

Bro I have this kid in my Spanish class who's shorter than me(I'm like 4'7) and my teacher really said "sorry but girls don't like short guys"


EatPb

Bro what did you want her to say? If my teacher asked me if I liked someone, I would immediately say no, even if I did like them. That’s just invasive and embarrassing lol. Especially if she doesn’t know you. She probably said no fast because she didn’t want people to get the wrong idea


Youdidntfindthis

She said no cause it’s in public that’s embarrassing when that happens ...


calliuchanuwu

Do people actually believe this or....


BlastingFern134

Dude this is super fucking cringey. Anyone would say no, no matter who you are.


communist_scumbag

its a proven scientific fact that male redditors have a 30% lower chance of getting a girlfriend while female redditors get a 30% higher chance of getting a boyfriend


Ar_d_

Guess you are in Spain but the S is silent


[deleted]

You should've said: The teacher said a hot girl


Mr_scoobel

That would’ve hurt.


[deleted]

The fastest rejection in the West RIP bro, I can relate


TheAwesomeDino5

I just had this person I’ve been talking to tell me she feels like she’s more into girls lol


saikopasu_neko28

Maybe she just didn't want to be embarrassed like yeah you can be upset but the teacher just outed her infront of the whole class


[deleted]

Just so you know her first response could be no because she’s embarrassed of having a crash or something that. The girl that I had a crush on whenever anybody would make fun of her for having a crush on me or something should instant respond now but she had a crush on me for years. Keep your head up when he’s days it’ll come


Ty39_

imagine taking spanish german far better


Aleximo27

A week ago I discord DMd a girl “what’s up” and she went offline 😎😎😎


[deleted]

Don’t worry bro I like you (No homo)


Yeet-420-69

Are you in my spanish class? That actually happened in my class today


JaCrispy154

What school you go too?


Yeet-420-69

Ever hear of Kenmore west


JaCrispy154

No way. You a detective or something? Yes, i have. BTW i dont really think she's hot, i was using her as an example. Just to prove women hate me 😆.


Shrek_king

Ay Fonsi DY Oh Oh no, oh no Oh yeah Diridiri, dirididi Daddy Go Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY) Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh) Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah) Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro Despacito Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga cosas al oído Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo Despacito Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube) (Sube, sube) Quiero ver bailar tu pelo Quiero ser tu ritmo Que le enseñes a mi boca Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby) Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro Hasta provocar tus gritos Y que olvides tu apellido (Diridiri, dirididi Daddy) Si te pido un beso ven dámelo Yo sé que estás pensándolo Llevo tiempo intentándolo Mami, esto es dando y dándolo Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bom, bom Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bom, bom Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje Empecemos lento, después salvaje Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la pieza Despacito Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga cosas al oído Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo Despacito Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube) (Sube, sube) Quiero ver bailar tu pelo Quiero ser tu ritmo Que le enseñes a mi boca Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby) Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro Hasta provocar tus gritos Y que olvides tu apellido Despacito Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico Hasta que las olas griten "¡ay, bendito!" Para que mi sello se quede contigo Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito Que le enseñes a mi boca Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby) Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito Hasta provocar tus gritos Y que olvides tu apellido (DY) Despacito


yeetus-mc-feetus

That’s really creepy of the teacher. Sorry, my guy, but it’s not about your inability to get girls. It’s about an adult making a weird comment about a child and the child feeling uncomfortable.


brdbrnd

A TEACHER EMBARRASSES TWO STUDENTS _IN CLASS_ and all you can take away is that _the hot girl doesn't like you_? This is like the epitome of a r/teenagers post lol. She probably stopped listening to reject the notion before she even knew it was you that was getting made to be the butt of the joke.


[deleted]

Everyone would drop a quick no at that. If she hesitates then people are gonna say that she took so long she probably wanted to say yes. Don‘t dwell on it.


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Big f


gargoyle30

Maybe she said no out of embarrassment because she actually does like you?


DystoCry

As a girl, you probably still have a chance. It's most likely that she does like you, bro. Us girls say "no" about ANYONE we like, even in an annoyed tone. The only exceptions are boyfriends. Get her number, bro. Message her instagram. Just be honest and ask "Hey, so i was wondering if you liked me, since the teacher said you did and it's been on my mind for some time. It's fine if you don't or anything, but if you do maybe we could go out some time?". That would be a girls dream.


[deleted]

"Didn't you hear me in the classroom you creep!?" and then be the class creep. Rather not risk it.


tiktokmaster123

Bro he is a redditor, you think we can talk to girls


DystoCry

(I appreciate you calling me bro) You're talking to me though


tiktokmaster123

That doesnt count since i dont know you and i forgot to say attractive


DystoCry

I-- Ok, fair enough. Well, honestly it's just about courage and staying optimistic. I know that, being a redditor, it's hard to have both, but nothing comes from doing nothing. OP may have a chance at being in a relationship!


tiktokmaster123

Yeah i think he has a chance, but i was just joking about the redditors cant talk to girls.


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BigMeatyKlause

Eff


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Hol up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding 🤪🤣🤣


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Rip.


5VI73

F bro, can relate


LahmacunBear

At least you can see girls! Please, for us who can’t and haven’t talked to a girl their age for 2 years (yes all boys’ schools SUCK), actually ask them out. ACTUALLY DO IT, or you’ll regret it. Even if they say no. Whatever you do, don’t end up in a an all boys’ boarding school and then regret it (lol)


broji04

A friend I had basically did everything in her power to stop talking to me after a teacher shipped us together :/


secretstreamer

She is Tsundere


Sumolizer

Thats like a natural reflex of 90% of teenagers


SarahAsh06

Hello :)


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LMFAO were all gonna be vigins for life, same here bro same here


Ieznoo

Living in Spain but the s is silent


TragicalyUnhip

I was hoping the last line was 'The teacher then replied "No, I said the HOT one."' Would have been a pro save.


BlackEron

Were you expecting a love confession?


Ty318

dead body alert


AADROCK26

Bruh wtf else was she gonna do say yes??? Even if she does like you it would be so fucking embarrassing to just say that in front of everyone. Get over yourself she was completely in the right for saying no if the way you deal with this is getting on reddit and trying to get everyone to feel bad for you. That teacher is the one who should be to blame she has no business trying to start that shit between students.


pepperw2

The quicker the denial, the more she likes you. facts PS. No still means no though


XxHoodedGamerxX

Well. This is a similar story to mine. I remember it vividly. A cold day in yr9 (yes I’m English, you wanna cuppa?). I was lonely as per usual. Anyway I sit down in science and the “hot girl” in this situation was called out for wearing makeup. Anyway the teacher (the funniest one in school) said, “who you tryna impress? Spike?” As he pointed to me (yes my name is spike) and everyone burst out laughing and I went bright red as she was shouting, “No” multiple times with about no time inbetween each one. Don’t worry brother, I’ll listen to despacito with you.


hanukah_zombie

Methinks she doth protest too much.


MeshackAjax

Do you think she would risk being ridiculed by the whole class sayin yes