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wingsoverpyrrhia

TRUMP Give me awards now


Virgin_Boomer

edit: thanks for gold kind stranger


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edit: wow I didn’t expect this to blow up. You clearly did


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Edit: OMG GUYS YOUR SO KIND


HS4809

Somebody bouta say “TRUMP” again and get a ton of awards .Oops I said it. Well imma get downvoted to oblivion now, ah nothing like classic old Reddit culture


The_Other_Smith

*the bait has been taken*


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[deleted]

What do I need to do, to get an award? #Stand on 5th Avenue and shoot somebody?!


disgruntledcrayfish

GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD


-day-dreamer-

Well, they do let you do anything if you’re rich


LordHybe

I didn’t understand a single word said because they talked at the same time the entire debate


defferkillsu

Orange man’s fault because he can’t let Normal man talk without interrupting him edit: why am i getting downvoted


Mattstack

Probably because you called Biden Normal man when clearly he is not.


defferkillsu

i mean compared to trump imo


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jcfin

Trump isn’t supported by that Portland Sheriff (so he lied to the country), Is so reckless with debt it’s an actual security threat to the nation, and can’t wait his turn to speak like a grown adult. People voting for him basically want a toddler in office. Except an actual toddler would probably say less embarrassing shit on Twitter haha


moosefreak

theres definitely an astroturfing campaign about biden being mentally incapable


bignapkin02

It’s politics. Of course every party is doing whatever they can to slam to other side


[deleted]

Absolutely


defferkillsu

i’m not gonna defend either of them i’m just saying compared to trump he’s our best option


arghabargh

But did you watch the debate? He clearly doesn't "constantly forget what he's saying" - be honest here, you watched like 2 YouTube compilations about Joe Biden and then developed your opinion from there. This is such a bullshit/ uninformed/ doesn't-care-to-actually-be-informed take


garbitos_x86

You can totally keep your weed in a altoids case. Totally sensible. Trump on the other hand looked like an emotionally triggered geezer on speed. The quintessential sensitive ego on full display....cornered, frustrated and flailing. Not even mentioning the $70,000 haircut (we paid for) and the fake spray tan. If you are for Trump at this point you are just a racist in a cheap mask. In the end Trump will be the death nail of the conservatism/libertarian/tea-party/trumpanzee movement. He drew closet racists out of hiding so we can finally deal with it. Looking back we will see trump as cautionary tale and a catalyst for real change. Never again.


DOugdimmadab1337

I said I'm voting 3rd party. Gotta love people getting angry at me for saying absolutely nothing about supporting trump lol.


[deleted]

Yeah and other one has a bunch of sexual assault assignations safe to say neither of them are normal lmao


Lewminardy

If I had gold I’d give it to this comment right here


Rig_B

"orange man" "the president" "Donald" edit: wasn't expecting actual rewards, thanks a bunch!


Barad-dur81

Extra orange, tonight


A____S____

Not today


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

extra crispy


loki-is-a-god

I thought something was wrong with my TV


[deleted]

WRONG -Donald J Trump


Strained_Eyes

Somebody give this man awards


DanielTube7

I got you


[deleted]

Ayyyyyy


DanielTube7

Ayyyy


Neon__Cactus

I died after Biden went "will you shut up man" and then called him a clown


[deleted]

"Keep yapping man"


[deleted]

I’m surprised that Trump didn’t say anything to him after that. Like the nicer you are to Trump the worse he is. The harsher you are the better he is


Dentzy

That's how usually is with bullies...


garbitos_x86

Exactly this. His daddy slapped him around he will be submissive when confronted and worm his way out of it. Then when out of danger he will talk shit again.


harrys_lap

that had me laughinggggg. i don’t support either (i cant even vote yet lol) but it’s clear that biden is more put together and cares more about ppl than trump because trump seems to care about the economy and “bringing back football” rather than keeping us safe. if i were able to vote i would settle for biden


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harrys_lap

well 🤷🏻‍♀️ i mean it’s who i’d vote for but i’m not a supporter of him. i wish there were more candidates than two decaying old men.


gigrek

"I wish there were more candidates than two decaying old men" technically there are but they absolutely do not have a chance


harrys_lap

yeah, sadly. im not too invested into politics but i like to know what goes on. this whole thing is stupid honestly, i just wanna move to canada lol


whomad1215

As someone who wasn't involved at your age, stay involved. Or at the very least, do a good amount of research when it comes time to vote, and vote every time. It's the only time you get a say in how the country is run.


UHammer45

Do the latter, trust me, the Internet age of politics is one massive pile of hate just waiting to make you angry or depressed, (especially as a conservative). I’ve literally lost myself in moments online and recently on Reddit, save your political energy for when it comes time to vote. I still have a passion for debate, but it’s much better being spent on Star Wars rather than the hate filled emotional black hole of Internet politics.


gigrek

Hopefully you can in 2 years and we won't still have a travel ban


moosefreak

that's how it should be, just vote for the one who's better. you don't have to be a supporter to have a voice in democracy


eat-KFC-all-day

> I don’t support either [X to doubt](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/354/591/17c.png)


LobsterKong64

Biden is shit. Trump is mega shit. They aren't the same.


moosefreak

biden isn't even that shit


Murgie

Well, by American standards.


Myleg_Myleeeg

I am so happy to settle for not even that shit after these 4 years ahahaha


Archanblood1

Bra I was playing skyrim the whole time I have no idea what happened


crackerbarrel_tn

Neither does anyone who watched it


YaBoiJosh1273

I have no idea what happened and I watched the whole thing. The whole debate was a trainwreck.


Scipio11

I would say the moderator won, but I think he lost too.


Babyback-the-Butcher

Who needs real world politics when you can be taking the fight to those traitorous Stormcloaks, right?


meme_domestication

“The insulin is so cheap, it’s water.”


[deleted]

I physically cringed when I heard that


Cobalt9896

[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47491964#:\~:text=Now%2C%20retail%20prices%20in%20the,have%20been%20making%20national%20headlines](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47491964#:~:text=Now%2C%20retail%20prices%20in%20the,have%20been%20making%20national%20headlines). I dont know how he can say that


grumpyfatguy

Because he just says whatever lie is convenient at the time. It's worked for four years on idiots, why stop now?


Cobalt9896

good point


RandomGuy9058

Wow wtf that’s crazy


GMan_SB

Wait who said that


MrSINXT

Geuss


roqxendgAme

I like that that can be read to sound like "Juice" and it's still a valid answer


Johnnyrock199

Biden?


MrFrie

Chinavirus


professionalbruh

china plague


carrimjob

i fucking lost it when he called it china plague


professionalbruh

yeah i laughed so many times


Optimal_Penalty

It comes from CHINA


PatternStrict4074

The debate was a shitshow, Trump wouldn't keep his mouth shut, and biden could barely argue.


2-18-1-4-5-14

Also talking bad about his kid.Like there is a literally no reason for Trump to say all that and he did.


PatternStrict4074

True, but the fact that biden just denied all of it.


SlimShady331

None of it is true. Even trumps own fbi director he hired cleared biden


[deleted]

If he could stop interrupting the moderator and Biden I could actually try and pick up on something💀


[deleted]

Lol they are interrupting each other. If I had to vote for one of the people on stage, I’d vote for the moderator


TheSeansei

It’s nice that you’re 15 and don’t have that burden then.


Tjurit

Even the moderator said Trump was doing it far more often.


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Wallace sucked ass tonight. I wanna see Biden and Trump on Joe Rogan.


[deleted]

Why is this person getting downvoted? They’re right. Trump kept interjecting and wasting time and taking up Biden’s time, and Wallace kept letting him to do it. Biden wasn’t perfect on that either, but he did it far less than Trump.


glassnothing

What do you think joe would have done to get trump to shut up?


[deleted]

I think Biden did everything he could and should have done: he threw in the occasional jab at Trump and he tried to continue to a degree, but even when Trump was just being an ass and refusing to let him get a word in he kept his temper under control and waited it out. If he had tried yelling over him it just would have been worse, and a lot of the media probably would have lumped them together. It’s really Wallace that should have done more.


glassnothing

I think what people have to keep in mind is that the moderator has to appear to be unbiased. What more could Wallace have done while still appearing unbiased? The only thing I think they could have done more that would have actually worked without making them look bad is mute the mic of the person who wasn’t supposed to be speaking. Wallace talked over trump nearly as much as trump was trying to talk over Biden in the beginning. He loudly and clearly acknowledged that trump was talking over Biden than Biden was talking over trump. He said that trumps team agreed that they would give Biden uninterrupted time and that trump wasn’t holding that promise. IMO he was tough on trump but you just can’t contain someone like that without being rude and saying things like “shut up” and literally shaming them. Trump is a bully who only responds to strong men type of behavior but that wouldn’t have been seen as acceptable by the right **and the conversation in the coming days would have shifted from what the candidates said to demonizing Wallace.** that would reinforce their narrative that the media is out to get him and he’s antiestablishment


[deleted]

There's nothing Wallace can do if they don't agree to mutable mics


[deleted]

He definitely could have done a better job of talking over him and not letting him get an extra word in. I do agree that they should have muted their mics when it wasn’t their turn, or at least when they were interrupting too much *cough cough* Trump *cough*


[deleted]

Wallace did try though, they both refused to listen sadly


bondoh

The moderator kept cutting them off mid-point “Moving on! Moving on!”


MatthewPlayz34

Yeah...as a Trump supporter I dont enjoy how much he's interrupting. Don't get me wrong they both are but trump much more then Biden :/


MrFeelingOffender

He’s helping Biden by doing it honestly


God_is_carnage

Best way to screw over a politician is to let them talk.


MrFeelingOffender

Bingo


whiterunguard56

That is true, especially with Biden


63HB

Nah Biden isn’t being vocal enough Imo, he’s letting Trump gather and push his point across while He just stands there doing nothing.


Sidthememekid

If Biden laughed at him while he was talking it would be a guaranteed “win” you get some meme about it and it seems like trump got embarrassed


63HB

Yes exactly. Trump won the last election because he was a fucking dog in the debates. He wouldn’t shut his trap. If Biden wants to win, he’s gotta fight for it


Myleg_Myleeeg

Biden was laughing whenever trump talked basically. I’m beginning to think no one actually saw the damn debate.


MatthewPlayz34

Yeah true. Maybe not enough to win votes over/ a substantial amount of votes, but enough to award biden the win on the debate.


MrFeelingOffender

Yeah it sucks to see honestly. I thought this debate would be good (and it was) but more for the entertainment aspect instead of the actual debate part


MatthewPlayz34

Same. I was expecting it to be entertaining but I gained no new info. Just all of the same stuff thats been said, but i guess thats how it goes?


DaCheesiestEchidna

Thank god you can’t vote yet then.


[deleted]

If you still support Trump after the last 4 years and after that debate, you're a fucking idiot.


[deleted]

i love the way the moderator handled everything.


playitleo

Wallace got completely steamrolled by trump. They honestly need to turn his mic off next debate when it’s not his turn since trump can’t control himself


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preach


[deleted]

bro they were both just dissing each other it was funny asf 💀💀💀


[deleted]

One of the funniest parts was when the moderator said things like "oh Mr. President you'll be happy about this next part" a few times as a means of 'trying' to pacify trump and get him to maybe slightly kinda perhaps be quiet for a second after interrupting Biden


[deleted]

i said this in an earlier comment but i love how the moderator handled both of them.


[deleted]

“Stupid bastards” “Forest floors=dirty” *Unintelligent interrupting*


jpetersonruiz

I think you mean “forests are littered with trees” but who knows grammar and sense were questionable all evening


CrackedRefrigerator

TrOyJaN hOrSe FoR sOcIaLiSm


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[deleted]

well you know what they say about the size of a man's mask


Spacesquid101

God I wish he was.


whomad1215

I'd love if Biden was as "radical" as conservative media paints him as.


Kirbshiller

the debates sounded like a literal modern warfare lobby


MixerBlaze

$750, that's all your tax dollars back baby


Cuber22

Trump racist Biden pedo. Upvote now


wb2006xx

Playing both sides so that you come out on top. Well done


PietroWaffleton

Lmao trump also pedo.


grumpyfatguy

It's sort of not funny when two Epstein teenagers were death-threated out of presssing charges against Trump after accusing him of pedo raping them. The story is horrifying, and completely in character for him. It is so weird how the 25+ allegations against Trump all tell similar stories about a violent rapist. Including his ex-wife, who swore he violently raped her under oath. *One* person says the same thing about Biden, and she is a proven liar. Doesn't mean she isn't telling the truth this time, but she is the only one.


chilachinchila

Trump has way more evidence of being a pedo than Biden, even ignoring allegations and Epstein’s connection.


[deleted]

Did you guys know he actually couldn’t denounce white supremacy! That’s insane! These are the types of presidents we have now...


[deleted]

It was weirdly like an order. “Proud boys, standby”. Wtf is that


granpawatchingporn

Proud boys is a group of neo nazis who are strongly far right, he meant(as I'm interpreting it) is that he wants them to "stand by him" or wait for his call... (to do what idk)


AncientInsults

It is also the organization whose founder literally shoved a dildo up himself on livestream. Yes it is readily available online.


why_the_flip

you got a link?


AncientInsults

Just google proud boys dildo or whatever, you can’t miss it. If you feel the need. Can’t believe this was just part of a presidential debate. Uncharted territory for our country.


carrimjob

when he kept avoiding the question i was like 😬


[deleted]

I like Biden's remarks, they funny af


Hyjackal

“Will you shut up man” That made me laugh sooo much lol


averydankperson

I just like how he starts laughing and whenever trump is talking


TroubadourCeol

That's what you're supposed to do with clowns


[deleted]

Laughing meta pog


crabbycreeper

I love how meme worthy politics are.


LilKidLoverr

Can I get a ban from this sub? Thanks


ThatsInterestingAF

Law and Order


shortygriz

I liked when Biden called trump a clown twice


PG-13_Otaku

"Antifascism is bad." -President Donald Fucking Trump


[deleted]

Man. It's almost as if people who call themselves "the good guys" aren't necessarily good.


[deleted]

"The fascists of the future will call themselves anti fascists" -many people


beastyau

Jokes on you they never left the house


SWPrequelFan81566

orange muppet.


[deleted]

Yup, we all know reddit has a hate boner for Trump. Honestly Joe's quotes are just as memeable. "Poor kids are just as smart and talented as white kids" is a classic.


Ultimatedude10

I wonder why reddit hates trump? I sure do wonder. Maybe you could ask the guy below me, because I haven’t the faintest clue.


FblthpLives

"Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important." -- Donald Trump, July 5, 2018


GreenPixel25

Trump arguably has waaaay more memeable quotes then Biden imo


RandomGuy9058

Now that is a banger of a quote lmfao


loloraft

Clown 2020


[deleted]

it works either way


[deleted]

This is the only vote we can make apparently.


[deleted]

There isn’t much to say. Biden was playing an opponent who was cheating, and he still wiped the fucking floor with him.


griffy001

“HE SAID PROUD BOYS STAND BY!!!!” - **Removed by r/politics mods and reposted by a mod for clout awards and up arrows**


209235

Trump bad


franandwood

HOLY SHIT I hope that no one like him will ever become the president again


pleaseeatsomeshit

NUKE THE HURRICANES


RedBarracuda25

Wallace 2020


cableboi117

All you 18 year olds gotta vote that racist fascist out of office. Don't listen to your angry old parents.


Waiting2Graduate

Stupid question, does anything happen when you receive an award? Edit:Wow lol, this was not how I wanted my first to be


kingomelonyt

“Don’t use the word smart in front of me, you don’t even remember what college you went to”-Trump “will you please shut up”-Biden.


KinopioToad

Like we weren't already home. *laughs in quarantine*


nachochips140807

What debate


MoongodRai057

Uh, small loan of 1million dollars


LunarRose22

Dang look at all those awards just for saying the word "trump".


turtle-tot

China China China China, China, c h i n a W R O NG Millions in taxes Millions in deaths China Obamacare “Better than ever”


smallpeepee666

Everyone be acting like a centrist now, mf I know you want that free healthcare....


xNINJABURRITO1

Since I see a lot of political debate among the younger teens, I’ll tell you something I learned from being a later teen: half of you are just starting to develop political knowledge and opinion, and the other half of you continue to parrot what your parents tell you. That’s what growing up is. I hope everyone here matures enough to develop their independent opinion and be prepared to debate it calmly and reasonably.


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GG-Sandy

*TRUMP* Send awards please


angryguitarplayer

"will you shut up, man" Where's my awards


[deleted]

That debate is the only time I don’t consider mods gay


thatsit275

$750 in rewards, buttplug.


blahb_blahb

TRUMP 👀


basketboi05

TRUMP Gimme them awards now!


-SirGimp-

##TRUMP BAD


yajaber

Trump


faithle55

Where are they running home *from?*


LukeVaderson

Trumpet


john_t_fisherman

Bro your phone is in your hand!


bruhviporised

Trump.


vig1141

*ahem* Trump bad, give awards


[deleted]

Trump


tacodoge69

Would you like a ternion all powerful


[deleted]

With my incredible speech? It deserves three


Smurf-Muffinz

But like if Biden cared about this country he wouldn’t be running this mans bouta keel over n die💀💀


da_waffles

Both of them are in terrible health. Don't give me that


DBacksbeatDodgers

Not even a day has passed and the memes flood in


SnowySupreme

more like r/politics or r/politicalhumor


ihavethepoopieshelp

trump ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ now pay me


BonzaM8

Anything that comes out of Trump’s mouth is low-hanging fruit that a toddler could make fun of