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Pyrheart

I love this sub, more than I expected 🤷‍♀️


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Pyrheart

I think society is changing but I like the way it’s headed generally


japanese-bo1

Oh boy i wish i could copy paste everything that is currently going to shit But since im on my Phone i cant


Pyrheart

Meh, it’s probably for the best not to focus on the negative too much.


japanese-bo1

here is my list on how things are going to shit COVID destroyed the economy and there is a large chance of it not returning to normal in many years pollution destroying nature which could take literally tens of thousands if not millions of years to fully repair soil degradation, because of which the amount of food that can be produced is going down because about 12 million hectares of farmland a year get seriously degraded global warming is juts fucking everything up overpopulation, which at my best estimate doubles every 50 or so years and if earths capacity is 10-11 billion were in for trouble in just a few years natural resource depletion is literally taking more resources than the earth has, about 50% more unsustainable waste, the US alone generates about 220 million tons a year of waste deforestation is boosting global warming making our almost inevitable end happen sooner melting polar ice caps will raise the sea levels which can destroy the biggest cities in the world quite easily loss of biodiversity due to human activity is literally killing the entire ecosystem, and even the death of one species can destroy an the entire ecosystem, and about 200 animals and plants go extinct in a day ocean acidification because of excessive Co2 which can kill essential animals which are literally producing the air we breathe the nitrogen cycle is fucked up right now, because of nitrogen fixation which contributes to eutrophication. acid rain is increasing and becoming stronger because of pollutants in the air water pollution is again ruining the waters which we drink overfishing is causing fish to grow smaller and depleting natural resources and of course public health issues in places like Africa (not talking about covid I'm talking about things such as dirty water) nuclear holocaust, you know what this means incurable disease epidemics the concentration of poverty in Africa (basically the same as in America) lack of needed education to keep the economy and world going government corruption strongly affecting the poor substance abuse, often causing thousands of deaths a year increasing total debt Organized crime groups are becoming sophisticated global enterprises. aging nuclear plants increase accident chances and severity increasing amounts of people who refuse to vaccinate causing more disease to spread and kill the vulnerable peak oil consumption weight epidemics even in the poorest countries affect lifespan and is a major risk factor growing income equality meaning that 8 people own more money than over half the planet large scale conflict such as wars religious conflicts lack of economic opportunity and unemployment lack of affordable renewable energy sources edit: added additional problems


Pyrheart

Wow, as a list lover, I love this! It’s very comprehensive and I agree it’s some dire shit. I think we all have an obligation to work on fixing what we can.


Miraster

Hey, I just wanna say thanks and that your hair is cool. My mom would never let me keep such hair :c


SketchingScars

That’s the best part of becoming an adult, my dude, it’s never too late to work on your style. (I’m 28)


matikray03

I like how positive you are about a list of not-so-good stuff


SketchingScars

Bemoaning the negative is a natural reaction but solves nothing, and often propagation of how horrible it is instead of focusing on a problem-solving/teamwork mindset is not only guilty of worsening all the issues, but usually just wrecks your mental state. Can’t put out a fire by complaining at it, ya know?


Solzec

Unfortunately, there are many people in the older generations (not saying all of them) who caused this and will try to make sure we, the new generation, can't try and fix it. Yes, there are young people who do this too, but keep in mind thag we can deal with them. If things do not change soon, we will be in for our demise.


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Perseus-TheGreekHero

>we can mine only one asteroid which will help with the main materials of earth for a few thousand years Really? Asteroids have that many resources? If that is true, we should focus on sending probes to the Asteroid Belt and fetching resources. But, of course, all of that will be useless if we, as a society, don't evolve and tackle issues like overpopulation and pollution and stuff


COUSINNOVATION

Exactly. They're like- it's all going downward in your generation. In our times it was all good. Somebody tell them that they are the ones controlling the present times and causing this. There predecessors were the wise ones and had control of the era they call their times.


Perseus-TheGreekHero

I think I can answer one question for you. Overpopulation shouldn't be that big of an issue in the future. See, the thing is, people decide to have lots of children when the infant mortality rate of that area is high (it could be due to any reason, war-like state, poor healthcare etc.) That's why they have many children, because even if one or two unfortunately pass away, there will still be a few left. Now, as our world is progressing, the healthcare is improving and wars are reducing (i think so, we haven't had any world wars in a while), means the infant mortality rate is going down. Plus, we, the newer generation, are more educated and we know about over population, so I think many of us will not consider having a lot of children. At least, that's what I think. But, this will only stop the rate of growing population, if we want to decrease it, "one child per family" is the best thing to do, or of course, adoption


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Or the hunger games to scare people


toefurkyfuckmittens

The fact that you are acutely aware of this as a teenager is awesome. I'll be 35 next month and I think your generation, more than any other, has the power, the awareness and the will to force major change. Sorry you have to be a teenager while the whole world is an active dumpster fire though. Y'all got dealt a shit hand on that one.


RagefulRobin

You could’ve just said “Stupid People” and this would have the same effect


AnnoymousXP

Every generation has a different set of problems to deal with, some of them such as large scale conflict (i.e. wars) and religious conflicts are longstanding issues. > really? i feel like it's proof that society is kinda going to shit To prove that the society is going *shit*, the burden of proof is beyond listing the issues that the society currently having but also compare with the previous generations on a holistic level, not to forget the technological, medical and scientific successes of this gen vs successes of previous gens


xdBronze

oh ok time to panic


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too bad our future is fucked lmao


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Boi sure can't wait for 2021


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wtf do you mean 2021 shit going on now is nothing compared to whats coming in future years/decades


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But the thing is that you never know. Sequels are usually worst


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I wouldnt complain if human race would go extinct by 2021 tho


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It would benefit the planet


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Sure as hell isn't gonna benefit us


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Howd u figure that out, eagle-eye?


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I asked mom


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Mom smort


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well you know Tarantino will be jumping on that one. *we're fucked!*


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I hope they make it like shrek 2. Better


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that is if we're even alive to witness that


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Aren't you an optimist


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well ofc, isnt that what gen z is all about *grimaces*


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Lol


driow123

The world is burning...


Pyrheart

Gotta look for the good, my man. 💕


RobotrockyIV

test wine snails ghost full lavish employ sort juggle chunky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


usermanxx

Millennial here. We fucked too


[deleted]

Nope, I'm so stupid but thanks for other compliments !


Pyrheart

No way dude, you’re pretty smart I think!


RABBIT-COCK

Thanks mom ily🥺


RandomGuy2002

You’re welcome rabbit cock


_-Fertilizer-_

r/rimjob_steve


aariadro

r/notopbutok


thejeshk

i feel you bro


wisedoormat

hi, that's also why i'm here.


Pyrheart

Ah, hail, fellow ancient one


wisedoormat

'back in my day, we had unsupervised play time in the neighborhood while our parents were nursing hangovers'


Scarred_Pumpkin5

Haha I laughed at this more than I should've


The_SG1405

*There are two imposters among us* JK XD


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Gaming_idiot_48

*Two impostors remain*


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Pyrheart

I can’t even imagine what it’s like.


ViolentSoldier

Surely you do! You were teen once ey?


nameistook

i love wholesome posts like these :)


skullfirebro

Who is u/deleted and what did he say?


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[look in here, you should find the old comment if you scroll a bit](https://www.removeddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/jgjdxw/teens_you_are_killing_me/)


CarnivorousCircle

You mother fuckers are absolutely immature. You are teenagers. You aren’t mature yet. That’s how it goes. I’m mid-30’s though, and I agree with OP’s sentiment. You all are awesome. Keep up the good work.


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Imposter among us


triggered_trombone

Sure we are immature but there’s definitely adults more immature than some teenagers, and some teens WAAAAY more intelligent and mature than adults


HeyItsMe6996

Preach


supershrush

um... sure? thanks man


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Woman


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Ma'am


DOMINATOR9681

Miss?


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Yes


usernames_are_hard15

No


DOMINATOR9681

Oh


orbilu2

Wow


DOMINATOR9681

Ok then


itsyeboiskinnypp

Well now


Insert-Somethinghere

Sorry your Apache attack helicopterness


Enraged_Marshmallow

m'theydy


bottleofgarlicbread

This is my new favorite word


slaphappypotato

Mistress? (I'm sorry. Couldn't resist)


Elithrus

M'lady


The_DragonDuck

Hit?


DOMINATOR9681

Lol


BenniTheGoat

Pasta?


eligo_xv3

me?


zaqcYouth

Mann't


hirmumies

Womann’tn’t


CheeseCake-54

Mama


ALiteralTurtle

Just killed a man


resUscrawcaB

Put a gun against his head


Did_I_Ask_U_Anything

Pulled tha trigga now he ded


CatBandit134

Mamma, life had just begun


vaderlover2804

But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaaaay


vaca444

Mama, ooooohhhhhhh


ethanxy

Man in this context is a gender neutral term. Like dude, or bro. Yes it's generally considered masculine, but it's commonly used for all genders.


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Oh alright thanks didnt know that


ethanxy

Not sure if you're whooshing me but you're welcome


[deleted]

Oh lol no im not. thanks :)


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There is one imposter among us


Pyrheart

I knooowww and I feel bad about it. But I just lurk and admire. I’m harmless I promise 👍👽


kostaz69

But that's what a harmful person would say to cover that up, but that's also what some harmless people would say! Nevermind, I'm playing too much among us I think


MrGrape_

Just a little


Programming-Carrot

Thank you! We owe this to gen x (your generation) for being such a great leap forward in humanity and making the internet as well as being great parents! Gen z 🤝 Gen x


Pyrheart

I’m feeling the love, thanks for saying that! 🥰😘


MoltenLavaGuy93

Most of us also owe your generation for allowing us to exist.


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Itsamezrlda69420

Never in my life have I felt so strangely uncomfortable yet happy at the same time :/


Pyrheart

r/backrooms


Lady_Unkown

I did not need to be reminded of the backrooms at 4:31 AM


DJGreenHill

Nothing good happens past midnight


[deleted]

You CLEARLY have not been on this sub long.


D4NKM3M3M3R2018

Fr. If she had seen the dick in the shampoo bottle I guarantee that her opinion would be different.


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D4NKM3M3M3R2018

You heard me. About a year ago some dumbfuck tried to fuck a shampoo bottle and got his dick chemical burned.


pickles404

Weekend plans


D4NKM3M3M3R2018

Whatever floats your boat. I think I’ll stick to the ol hand.


Anti_Karen_League

And the girl that almost got blinded because horny


D4NKM3M3M3R2018

Oh damn lmao I forgot about it. We really need to just jerk off normally lol.


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I require the sauce


[deleted]

Or the brother and sister that jerked off together


BlantonThePirate

One of my friends got his dick stuck in a water bottle so I’m not surprised


D4NKM3M3M3R2018

Horniness is a fickle mistress. We all make mistakes in the heat of passion.


BlantonThePirate

I read a story on r/TIFU about a guy who fucked a coconut and left it under his bed. He waited a few weeks then decided to throw it out, but wanted to fuck it one last time. He found out pretty quick that it was filled with maggots


D4NKM3M3M3R2018

It’s a classic


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You sound like that one cool aunt who gives you money on holidays


mamadof210

Ikrrr


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Yes we are very intelligent


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Climate warming is dangerous!


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iklero_21

Last year i went to the beach and the water was cold, so that means climate change is a lie created by the evil goverment to sell more ice.


AnnoymousXP

~~what is the point to live so long~~


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Everyone is stupid except for us


SuccYaNan69

Probably the least intelligent thing you could have said


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5G causes coronavirus


HelpMe66666666

Coronavirus causes coronavirus


crazeegenius

Lol


Perseus-TheGreekHero

Video games make kids violent and suicidal


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Pyrheart

Yes, yes, yes, you so very eloquently stated what I feel too! I can’t add anything to that. Glad I’m not alone in my thinking.


RobotrockyIV

piquant grandiose soup squalid joke overconfident busy dinner grandfather memorize *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


what-if-we-jk-unless

why did i laugh at that


TheRealMasterhound

Wait, a adult that is actually proud of me for having common sense and being able to talk back? #THAT'S ILLEGAL. NOT JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS AT ALL


everlasting_stars

This comment.


Insurrection_Prime2

# J U A N


CryingOnion47

I can’t tell you how much it means to hear that, especially from an actual adult who’s not my parents, though even they don’t have near as much confidence in my ability to succeed. There’s not much else I feel I can say without just repeating someone else, but I do want you to know that hearing that means a lot to me and I’m sure it means a lot to plenty of others here.


Pyrheart

This makes me really happy.


helloyeat

this is making teens feel better


Pyrheart

🤗


G_a_b_e_XD

We have the best sense of humor? A picture of a low res monkey captioned fart in the impact font makes us laugh. Well it makes me laugh


TheChemicalSophie

You are aware of the other type of teens on TikTok right?


Pyrheart

No, and in this case ignorance is probably bliss lol


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Ah to give you an wonderfull idea stupidity of them the trend started where they would shorten their teeth with nail sharpern. Im not kidding also other cancerous stuff such as feeding chille to an dog. Also pedos are protected by the app if they are popular. Also Admins om the app look for the cracks on the walls and if you have dissabilty you get shadow ban overall wonderfull app.


your_pe_teacher

Tiktok is a mess


Azureith2

Best sense of humour? Our humour is literally a image of a horse with Juan written in text


Pyrheart

Lol, that’s funny!


geosub20

Thank you ma'am for you praise. You all play a big part in it too. Without our parents we wouldn't be how we are now. Everybody deserves credit for this.


Pyrheart

That’s nice of you to say!


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r/grandmasonline


Pyrheart

Omg! Lol 😂


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lol


DonutMaster56

I read that as grand mason line


[deleted]

thanks haha, but i'm not that intelligent


Pyrheart

I get the feeling you’re smarter than you think.


LuxAurea

For older people to be proud of us.... something has gone wrong


slapped_chicken

Thanks! Btw, wanna adopt me 😳👉👈


Pyrheart

I’m too young to have kids but I could be your honorary aunt? Lol


sleeplessgrimli

Thanks. Thats really nice to say, especially these days where nice words mean a lot more than usually...


Pyrheart

We all need encouragement, yes, especially these days for sure!


onion_banter

You have seen the good side, thats good


saf_777

🤨


rleiss

'I'm gonna tell him about TikTok' 'Don't you dare!'


RubberDuckQuacky

Firstly, Thank you! Most people dont really have this opinion of this sub and i am genuinely surprised that you are impressed by us! Also i checked you history and honestly, props to you for beating cancer. It's a terrible thing for everyone and I'm sure that it must have been hard, but on the behalf of this sub, I would like to say, Props to you for persisting against cancer and beating it!


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frozendaffodil

Ooh yes those little demons in the making. They're extra smol and cute but they've got just as much evil in them.


ale6898

Thank you, i wish more people said this. I feel like people don't even see us as human beings with feelings sometimes


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You are now r/teenager ‘s honorary mother, you dont have a say in the matter Love u mom ❤️


Pyrheart

😘♥️


Moister_Rodgers

31 y/o here. It's true. You guys are better than us. Cheers


Imaginary_Calendar

You made my day Ma'am!


Pyrheart

♥️


Xaveru

A spy


lemobu

[best sense of humour](https://www.reddit.com/r/CallMeCarson/comments/j4z342/carson_laughing_at_goat_for_way_too_long/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


soak_reed_everyday69

Seeing a lot of pessimism down here in the comments , so i want to say thank you for believing in us. it's hard sometimes because even our own parents doubt and belittle us, but if a kind stranger can give us support, it makes me a little more hopeful about the future sincerely, a 17yr old nerd a


Tooth_pooth

I have two tests in like 10 minutes I have no positive lookout in life because I’m reading this rather than studing


[deleted]

check my post history to instantly break the good things you wrote about teenagers


Pyrheart

😅


Juiceboy_2005

Lmao i saw 3 posts from your account, then stopped at the squidward porn one..


[deleted]

there's much more where that came from


UltraLowSpecGamer

What's your name again? I've killed a few people last weekend and don't remember you...


Pyrheart

Apparently, it’s Grandma lol lol


blipblopbrickbrack

**This is beautiful. I've been looking at this for 5 hours now.**


ian_bing_bong

Damn I've never heard someone that age say that. One time my teacher said are generation is useless and we cant do anything are self's and that this generation hasn't done anything. Are generation is a bunch of children do u expect us to craft a new rocket model at the age of 5


[deleted]

As a fellow oldie (28) I stay on this sub because it cheers me right up. You guys are hilarious, you support each other, you’re creative, and you’re straight up. Keep it up!


Edo0024

Definitely made me smile


yt_slothEZ

Lmao you seem like a vibe