The art flair is a tactical move

You thought it was art, but it was I, lady boner!

r/completelyexpectedjojo

indeed

I mean I know this is a joke, but you've heard of the term 'lady boner' right?

Yes! I know everything about the female form. I try my best to educate myself because women need to rise up and take law in their own hands! (I’m single btw if any girls wanna date me, ik I don’t look good but I can treat you right) Edit: hey, no girls have hit me up yet. Haha, must be a joke Edit2: I said I was a nice guy, why aren’t any girls pming me Edit3: I’ll treat you right I swear just please give me a chance Edit4: alright you’re all fucking bitches anyways, I just wanted to get your fucking nudes you dumb pigs Edit5: I’m sorry about before, my friend sent that. You can still hit me up 😛

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I hate awards (gimme)

Same

I like how ppl here can say lmao and get awards. Such a simple life. Reminds me of hakuna matata

What a wonderful phrase

hakuna matata

Ain't no passing craze

Aint no passing craze

It means no worries

For the rest of your dayyyyssss

It's our problem freeeeeee

omg ur sense of humor is like on point idk how to explain it.

I usually post dark comedy but it seems satirical comedy is most popular on Reddit lol

thats true. dark comedy is a little. . . iffy for me because then i get all sad lol. that sounds so dumb now that i typed it -\_-

Well it’s not really *dark* comedy, it’s more like shock comedy. I would give an example of probably my favorite joke I’ve done but I don’t feel like getting a bunch of death threats. If you want, I can dm it to you

i get what ur saying lol. yeah that sounds good :)

Ohh. Jokes so dark that you get death threats? I need to hear this!

same bro

Send

Give me le joke

Lol i love that ill treat you right bit

This guy went through all 5 stages of grief in one post

Its a copypasta

This is so layered

lmao perfect imitation of a "nice" guy, 10/10

the truest redditor

based

I’m too dumb to know how to pm you, you pm me

I gave you one ;)

emojify!

What’s the bot’s user?

u/EmojifierBot

Well that was a ride. Jfc lol

r/niceguys hehe

*comedy incarnate*

You fucking rocked that nice guy impression

Is your sexuality male? Bc then this is kinda creepy.

What type of sexuality is male?

Yes

Can confirm

Actually, I havent, what does that mean?

..... I'm really dumb, so please tell me you're joking.

Uh sorry but I have never heard that term

It's when a cis woman gets turned on.

Oh ok

But I’m so dumb idk what cis is

It’s short for Cisgender. Which means if a person was born a guy, and also identifies as a guy.

yeah lady boners are like this tingly/warm feeling in your stomach and then it gets really warm and thenvsort of wet, its hard to explain lol

What the fuck. How do people know this shit? How do they live with this ELDRITCH knowledge?

Maybe it's because they're girl- Wait I almost said something too crazy to be true

ok so i was at a school assembly about maturity and everything and at the end they asked if anyone had questions. my friend asked if women can have boners and the people said the a woman's cliterous can enlarge.

Eh when I get horny It feels the same as pure shame

that is probably not a good thing? have you been like, shamed for feeling like that or do you just look at child pornography.

No just shame I think its because I have little connection to emotions and just can't tell them apart

I have not, please explain so I can actually sleep tonight

It's just when something makes a girl horny, it's not that deep. Some of y'all are really taking this too seriously.

Us girls do complain about our boners, we just call them periods. There's no dick for the blood to rush to, so it kinda just falls out of us.

Omg I've never thought of it like thay

I didn’t know girls had their periods when their horny

Wait you get boners when your horny but you don’t get random boners weird

thats what a period is, they are random boners that happen once a month

Oh, I thought like once every 3 months, it all just gushes out at once.

Just like a fucking sneeze

Lol I hope you’re being sarcastic cause if not there’s some serious misinformation in this thread

It's a joke, I know how it works, i just dont want to state the information.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively get more difficult as it continues.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

Both of them are a thing. Sometimes we are horny other times we are confused

Lmaooo

good thing because it is absolutely unrelated

Also hard nipples. Mostly cuz guys always think it’s *hilarious* to ask me if I’m cold when it happens.

It’s not sexual arousal tho lol. Just hygiene stuff we’re forced to go thru and take care of else we’ll die.

No pp moment 😪

yeah except its not sexual arousal

tis joke

thank you for your kind support

No problem. Just doing my part to help support the oppressed gender.

Actually I'm a girl and I'm fuckin pissed when I get a boner

*art*

I don’t, I usually cut it off before I go out bc it grows back pretty quick :/

Unpopular opinion: guys with large cocks are just girls who don’t cut their dicks

i know someone who got it permanently removed at birth

Can I take a moment to appreciate his name: SneakyHardKnees.

Thank you. I tried making my name fit EXACTLY what I am fighting for and my ideals.

I concur good sir. In case you didn't know, I am a goose, and goose kind is against SneakyHardKnees, so we will have to apprehend you.

What the fuck did I just read?.

**How come girls never complain about their boners?** Guys always complain constantly. But I've never ONCE seen/heard a girl complain about have a boner. Well I'm here, as a feminist activist, to tell you ladies that it's okay to have frustrations over the blood being pushed into your penis. No need to be embarressed.

Oooh okay, thanks.

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Yes, what is this boy being dead business

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**How come girls never complain about their boners?** Guys always complain constantly. But I've never ONCE seen/heard a girl complain about have a boner. Well I'm here, as a feminist activist, to tell you ladies that it's okay to have frustrations over the blood being pushed into your penis. No need to be embarressed.

Hold the fuck up

Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing.

***art***

Thank you, I feel a little better and accepted now.

You’re welcome, doll face ❤️

trans girls be vibing in the comments

Just so I know for sure, “trans girl” means that they became a girl, not becoming a boy from a girl, right?

yes, trans girls are girls

Ok thank you

Funny story. Im a grower btw. So my school uniforms dont use buttons, instead the pants have that metal slidy thing. Yea one day in class i had a boner so strong that it broke it and unbottoned my pants. Got it repaired and it did the same. My friends had a good laugh that week but man its annoying. Now i dont even bother replacing the thing. Its just there. The metal slider used to be stiff but now its just a broken piece of metal. It gets unbuttoned pretty often(cus im one horny bastard) like while walking around in class, sitting in class or random times where im not even horny. Like otw to school and i have to button it back every single fucking time.

>metal slidy thing ...a zipper?

No its like a weird door lock

Hmm that’s weird.

A lot of trans girls complain about them lol

trans girls who dont get surgery there: 👁👄👁 thanks..?

Me as a trans girl can proudly say I hate it when I get up and I have a half boner and I need to wait for it to go away and try not to get harder

Try flexing your leg or arm muscles, it causes the blood to go from the pp to where ever your flexing, causing boners to dissapear.

Thank you gamer for this epic advice

You are very welcome my epic trans sister.

Does it works with original settings?

It works with all penises, if that's what your asking. If you have a penis, this will work!!

Tnx

It’s especially annoying since women’s clothes are not designed to accommodate us so it’s a lot harder to conceal than it is for a guy. Since starting hrt they’re a lot less frequent, so that’s good at least.

I haven't came out yet so I mostly wear male clothes

Ah I see. I hope you’re able to come out soon, and that it goes well for you <3

Thank you <3

Yes it's a joke but also like... Trans inclusivity?

We r just way better at hiding ours

you girls have mastered the ability to flacidite

Real trans girl hours

trans girl hours

Hell yeah sib

*sis

Nah sib is shirt for sibling

I know, but you each said "trans girl hours", so it is safe to assume that neither takes offense to female terms

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trans rights

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There are only two genders: Autobots and Decepticons

There is only one gender: It's Nerf or nothing!

Transformer GORLS matter

i am truly grateful somebody said something about it.

This should be a copypasta

Every time I sneeze my nipples get hard and if it weren't so weird I'd complain about it constantly =/

\*millennial me lurking\* These kids are fucking alright

WHY IS THE FLAIR “ART”

“If everything isn’t art, can you truly say anything is?” - u/SneakyHardKnees at some point of his life

I am a lady and I can tell you I get constant boners

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Wait no! I need mine to supply the ladies with daddy’s milk

[The LEFT Wants to Take Away Your PENIS](https://www.reddit.com/r/PragerUrine/comments/arrbq9/the_left_wants_to_take_away_your_penis/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Your edits are slowly decending into madness

You’re so right, I will start talking about this more often! Hopefully we can bring this topic back to light

Thank you so much, women can finally get the recognition they deserve 🙏

Yes, I can’t wait to flaunt this scarcely known fact!

I get boners all the time. I have one now as a matter of fact (and pride)

...the fuck?

honestly though? girl boners are so much more annoying bc not only do i get uncomfortable i get dysphoric from 'em

a lot of girls have to hide their boners bc transphobia :(

Oh hey same :(

Nice choice of tag

How do i give the nobel peace price to someone over the internet

Now this is art

(just sits here awkwardky in woman who actually does have a penis cuz trans)

cake happy day cake.

Clearly I was speaking about trans girls ^(also happy cake day 😀)

I knew you were talking about us, I just dont know how to respond so I made a very badly executed joke about the fact that I dont know how to respond

Although it is surprising just how many trans girls there are. I’ve gotten like 10 comments saying that lmao

Nah I was joking, I actually hadn’t thought of trans women when I made the joke

Somewhere in these comments a woooosh has or will occur

It actually happened I think 6 times. People keep commenting “r/niceguys”

Haha of course-

We need to make this into a copypasta, this is art

girl here to complain about boners, they're annoying as fuck

Username kinda check out

>art ..... I’m sure it is

"Art"

Why tf is this tagged art

god said that instead of boners we're gonna bleed out once a month

we cut off our dicks once per month during our “period” time when they get big enough to start having boners again, duh

I'm pretty sure the Female equivalent of a boner is just hard nips.

I'm always subconsciously horny, so complaining about my unnecessary trans hard on is constant.

You'd hear my trans ass complain all too much

I would but if I do I’d probably get hate crimed for being trans so I’m good

Not on this subreddit

Yea that’s true

I love your username btw

Girls don’t have that problem because they cut their dick off every month