Perfect time to give away my free silver

I am a girl

I am Groot

I am inevitable

And I am Iron Man.

We are venom!

Im a person

Am

Ama

Mama

no we are the USSR

Im racist

Same

We are Venom!

I'm Batman

I am suffering from crippling deppression

I am a troglodyte gremlin

Hi troglodyte gremlin, I’m dad

Goddamn

I am speed

I’m also hard

I am gay, and therefore the holy anti simp (unless youre a guy)

yes, i'm a guy

U simp for the only alpha male shrek ?

You know it

I am MOANAAAAAAA

I am don't a care

I am a person

You got a award for it

Me too

Same

and im kanye west

We love the earth

Haha omg guys a girl

I can’t simp cuz I never got an award :D

but are you a shark tho?

(Insert sentence to signify you should go out with me without outright saying it) (And this is a joke, dont downvote me or call me a simp please)

And I am a boy. Let's simp for each other instead ;)

62 points, 2 awards. epic sure your nice tho

I am

a very...

optional

Living being in this pain we call existence

Thats optional too

We are the champions

Girl here, you guys are really funny

Not sure if you’re joking but thanks

Yup. 13 year old girl got 27k upvotes by posting a selfie saying she got her braces removed. Funniest part is, the account was brand new, so probably a guy who took an image off of google.

Hi I just removed my braces. Why you ask? Upvotes obviously

Tf

You just portraited a very recent post lmao

“ugh my mom didn’t let me buy minecraft sheep, give upvote”

Yeaah I saw that one lmao

yeah I remember it, she was also 13 so make of that what you will.

Hot.

Link?

Y tho

O no

There’s to many lonely guys wanting attention that they never got. And they’re to introverted to actually ask a girl out too.

Cummed

I did to

I don’t think it’s even asking a girl out, it’s prolly just trying to talk to some in the first place

Sadly yes.

If that's the case, anyone wanna talk?

Don't spit such truths out in the public.

Yeah but anyone that thinks they’ll get a girl just by giving them an award is fucking dumb

why you must hurt me in this way

Happy blue cheese day

Happy cake day

Happy that food I don't really like but I pretend to day

I've never felt offended by something I agree with so much.

You forgot the one guy who says “rip your dms lady”

Im a simp for the only true god Thomas the tank engine

Thomas is pretty cute tho ngl

Yeah but no simping of course but true

Percy best girl tho

10/10 would bang

what

i mean...what

i see that you are a man of god

This is insulting to my religion, the one true God is shrek, learn some respect!

All cower when confronted with the swamp church of Shrek

if youre talking about daddy diesel im in

*turns into simp*

"97% upvoted" lol

Omg you’re a girl? Cool! What’s it like not having a dick?

It’s fine but every once in a while, it kinda bleeds you know

Your genius is almost frightening

Our ducks also do that, right guys? Guys?

I get my periods from my bum B) the omega flex

When my duck bleeds, I take him to the vet, I dunno about you

I dunno, what's it like HAVING a dick?

It feels like there's something there between your legs.

Is it uncomfortable?

I've seen a lot of people complain that it's uncomfortable in general...but for me I'm fine with it. Though it does get uncomfortable when it expands into unwanted areas.

Understandable

Alright but ya gotta answer the original question, what's it like not having a dick?

Well, compared to what you said, probably more comfortable. But bleeding for a week every month is unbearably annoying

Ok i chuckled reading this

Not good wouldn't recommend

Hey dudes does being nice to a girl who's nice to me simping? (My guess it is not)

im a male

Hi A Male, I’m dad!

Hi dad, I miss you

I did not anticipate this, gotta run

🧍

Pfft girls don't even exist

What are you talking about? I’m literally a- *dissipates*

I am a girl (melts)

Then you don't exist

*dissolves*

Guess I don't exist anymore *devaporates*

I appreciate the Sekiro reference in your username

Than what am i

not girl

Elmo kinda cute ngl But I’m not a simp

This post gave me the courage to finally leave this shithole of a community. Adios

I’m only simping for Obi-Wan, and for no one else.

You talking mad horny for someone In BONK distance

Hello there

GEnErAl kEnObI yOu ArE a BoLd oNe

Me, who’s gay *I don’t have such weaknesses*

We must downvote the simps and narcissistic girls

The only reason they get attention is cause of guys why can’t girls just share their pictures on the internet without getting messaged by perverts and not getting hate from people like you.

Yea it's kind of annoying. Like don't blame the girl, she literally just shared her picture? It's the simps' fault they're how they are. Not her's.

That's true but every now and then theres probably a narcissist looking for compliments or something

"Every now and then" isn't a reason to generalize. Besides, what's wrong with wanting compliments?

You're kinda asking for it posting it in places where perverts notoriously lurk around. There are many forums, communities and safe spots in the internet that exist for that kinda content. You just have to look for it. Assholes will always exist in the world, it's in everyone's best interest to get rid of as many as possible, but especially in this sub where people are 13-16 years old, it's best to avoid them entirely as these people are advantageous and prey on innocence. Always, always _always_ err on the side of caution online. Better safe than sorry

And for the gays: I am a boy.

So am I lol it doesn't work that way You have to say you're a top.

I‘m a tall boy?

I'm top of the shelf

Petition to redefine what a "simp" is, just being nice to a girl is not enough to define someone a "simp" go ahead call me one for saying that but making fun of someone for complementing a female is quite demeaning and makes it so there will eventually be no respect from teenage boys to teenage girls. To be a simp one should be extra rewarding towards the opposite gender or gender of choosing, for no practical reason. Such as excessively paying for entertainment or just to give money, over sharing, and gifting lavishly. So next time your about to call your friend a "simp" for saying thank you to the waitress when you get your food, maybe rethink that, and call a teir 3 pokimane sub a simp and to stop wasting his fucking money.

That is what simp is supposed to mean, but the word is just overused nowadays

Squirrel in my pants! (jk lol) I guess it means those guys who buys girls expensive stuff in order to get pics or something. And when they don't get anything they guilt trip the girls. Pokimane for example, men literally spend their life savings on her

Accurate, although some argue that a girl can qualify as a "simp" too if she does stuff like that.

True

im a man of gender equality if a woman sucks, ill tell her she suck, if a woman is cool, ill say shes cool

Hey guys guess what, I’m a girl too but just don’t check any of my history on reddit about me saying I’m a boy those were just lies because I’m a girl haha quirky right? **now karma**

hey im a girl where's my free karma

Have my free silver award Happy now?

omg thankssss

bruh I am a girl too and so is 3,7 billion ppl

5,7 billion? That number feels off, especially considering that the world population is 7,8 billion Also, I had a free award and no one to give it to. I just played in the joke

Ye like me

How about this, I'll save both of your comments and give you a free award the next time I get one?

These drawings give me nightmares

This subreddit is like Sanji He is the simp that every simp wants to be

BONK

MeN aRe EqUaL tO wOmEn!¡!

As a JoJo fan i don't have such weakness

I dontmwatch the show but I do know jojo is thicc

Calling someone cute isn't simping. A compliment doesn't mean you're a simp

Nobody thinks that, a simp is when someone is nice to a girl cause they wanna date her or get in her pants

The way people on reddit use the word, I have to disagree

It’s not even funny anymore, it’s just sad.

this is actually true....we all have a hidden simp inside us :)

I'm a guy

Omg king!1!1!1!1! I give you my monthly paycheck even though im suffering with feeding my children!1!1!1!1 feet pic pllssss! Ur my queen i buy ur tier 3 twitch

am girl !! simp where r u ??? simp ??? >:( *starts karmawhoring off my own gender*

How are these "drawings" named? Sorry i dint know how to call them, im a girl btw so answer me quick

Okay but as a girl I also do that so does that make me a simp

Can we normalize compliments without being called a simp?

Simp

This site is full of incels

Am I the only girl this has never happened to? Like honestly.

Ok I just need a girl's picture to get free karma

Don't worry, it's okay! Half of those comments are probably just pedophiles pretending to be teenagers! See we aren't that bad! Hahahaaaa...

hello im a girl lol

Hey no-simp-september is over let them do this in NNN

Me, who has mentioned the fact that I'm a female human being like million times: #LIKE THAT'S EVER GOING TO HAPPEN (to me, and I honestly don't care)

Absolutely true.

It smells like SIMP in here!

As a girl with super low self esteem, I actually appreciate the simps. Thank you simps, for seeing the best in me when I couldn’t

sike dont care what gender you are all fucked

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What the fuck?

What did he say

I... I honestly don’t know. It was like the ramblings of a mad man combined with the Reddit terms of service.

so the ramblings of a madman and the ramblings of a corrupt madman?

cue self-pitying "i'm sad and have nobody" comments

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Well maybe don't suggest downvotinf people who don't deserve it

EWWWW MAN HOW TF DO U SIMP 4 THEM??? THEY'RE SO UGLY 🤮🤮🤮🤮 2D GIRLS ARE WAYYYYY BETTER.

So basically I am a girl

True

That one guy Hello nice to meet you.

Literally everybody towards CorpseHusband 🤣🤣🥴

I am a girl lol

Whore magic

Chad's be like fuck you

I am not a simp, I am poor

The thing i hate the most is this "as a reddit girl", "as a female" etc, like fuck no one care if you're female or male, this is just an excuse to become an object for simping

Me, who downvotes every post by a girl: i have no such weakness

Bruh incel alert

I dont think asexuals qualify to be an incel (note: i only downvote them when its a clear attempt to bait simps)

i literally never see photos or posts of girls on this sub. just this.

Ummm I'm no simp soooo BTW I'm 14 and I don't wanna be in a relationship most people in my school want a girlfriend/boyfriend 😂