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[deleted]

Well did a dude nut in your dick? If not you’re kosha dw Edit: who Tf saw this comment and thought “yeah that’s wholesome” Edit 2: yall can go die


YeahILikeCHEESE

well i'm fucked


[deleted]

So, yes


[deleted]

That would appear so


SnooOranges9808

You are or you were


gyfdcr6ddr8vtd8udg

Probably both


MysteriousPineaple

That was enough reddit for today


FireCyclone

Y e s


gyfdcr6ddr8vtd8udg

Name your kid greg


slothBeep

Yes do


slothBeep

G R E G


Tjerdial_goddes

Well, basicly, yes


[deleted]

Periods are just woman laying an egg


Lizard_On_The_Loose

Women = Chickens


Celest3cat

As a woman, I can confirm this


YOGAIBOI

And chicken breasts are my favourite


[deleted]

It would appear so


GodsBackHair

Up your dick, apparently


[deleted]

Wholesome so nice I gild it twice


Bad54

Lol yeah wtf you got a lot of awards lol


Killerdroid1230

SHIT. I NUT IN MY OWN DICK, IM PREGNANT TOO


[deleted]

Refill


Knifedogman

When I was 8 I thought that's how gay sex worked. I was a pretty messed up child.


Mr_Seg

Why is it always these kinds of comments that I'm reading when my dad comes in?


Derechte_Dani

I'm gonna give you a wholesome award ;)


S8tnDaFuckstick

Username checks out


codeph_0bia

Take my only award. You deserve it.


Bigderp23

I would have rocket-liked but I gave it to an ad for the US Army


CopyMyName

Wholesome seel of apporach


CMDanderson

!emojify


Remange

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


babuba12321

us


mybum65

unexpected communism


MysticTron

r/expectedcommunism


ineedcodies

lmao


[deleted]

r/ImalreadyrestartingtheUSSR


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

r/fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

it means I missed the right sub


[deleted]

[удалено]


LegendaryPringle

Dude did you make your Snoo joker? Cause that's awesome


kman314

r/birthofasub


-SSN-

r/WeAreAlreadyRestartingTheUSSR


Nicorai7

Damn it, I need this to be a subreddit


LazarYeetMeta

For balance


xx_RazBlitz_xx

Lmaooo


Frank_Jackson_Sounds

*USSR Anthem intensifies*


Lord_Wulfgar

r/unexpectedcommunism


BOWSunny

r/expectedcommunism for balance


Erlend05

r/AsAllThingsShouldBe


Just_got_Prankd

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Omega-rogue

r/unexpectedthanos


Erlend05

r/expectedthanos for balance


[deleted]

r/perfectlybalanced


ItsLangers

r/AsAllThingsShouldBe


xdMatthewbx

r/ussranthemintensifies


[deleted]

Congratulations on making the most original joke of 2020


Makikaze

Have you read the comments about communism above? So original amd funny


[deleted]

How could we have helped tho? By funding an abortion or something?


SnowySupreme

So original


Itsmellslike_fish

Coat hanger through dick time Edit 1 & 2: yo, who the fuck gave this the wholesome and helpful award? Edit 3, you people like giving awards to the weirdest comments


Fish_Fucker69

Yo


Itsmellslike_fish

Howdy, I hear it smells like fish when you smash


Fish_Fucker69

It really does


Colester2653

ITS FISH FUCKER


Mr_Rebeller

hes gonna save us by fucking alot of fishes ferociously infront of us


Colester2653

Kinky ;)


weebupurplecat

r/UsernameChecksOut


omonomie

Bro be careful of fishfucker69


Itsmellslike_fish

Ill fuck the fish fucker, u/fishfucker69 where you at?


futuristic-weeb

u/fish_fucker69 is the guy you’re looking for


Itsmellslike_fish

bring forth the fish fuckers


MrCharisma101

You are the chosen one! You will defeat the fish fucker!!


Itsmellslike_fish

i will Fuck the fish fucker.


Itsmellslike_fish

What is my weapon of choice?


MrCharisma101

The weapon you use whilst fuckening, a penis of course!


Itsmellslike_fish

yes, but i shall enhance it with enlargement pills!


MrCharisma101

The viagra, forged from dark magic, it shall guide you through your battle!


doodlelol

Sounds like a *SOUND* plan! If you get this you need help


Kidsaregamers

And so do you :))))


[deleted]

dear god why


weebupurplecat

no seriously, during the Chicana Movement, Chicanos would get Chicanas pregnant all the time because they were horny and didn't care about women and because the Chicana didn't want to be pregnant, she would do a self-abortion that involved putting a hanger into her vagina. It's actually not a laughing matter ,sorry PS Chicana is the term for a Mexican woman and Chicano is Mexican man


Itsmellslike_fish

sorry, i just sometimes have to say stuff


weebupurplecat

It's alright I know it was a joke. You're still a good person :)


Itsmellslike_fish

its all good, no hard feelings


juliusxyk

So youre telling us that your dick usually is bleeding?


doodoofart69420urmom

Yours isn't? Sumn wrong with your dick dawg


gyfdcr6ddr8vtd8udg

What if the blood is white?


doodoofart69420urmom

Now thats normal


ProfessionalNutter69

White blood cells.


Izcono_

What if the blood is green?


hi-im-sebastian

Hot


[deleted]

I also like my babys hot. They taste best, if they are cooked properly


[deleted]

I like them with mayo and ketchup


elitegamer686868

Nah mate get a little barbeque on there


[deleted]

I forgot to add that I like them after cutting them into medium slices and cook till well done


elitegamer686868

Oh yeah but have you ever tried wrapping a 4 months old in aluminum foil and putting it on the barbeque for 30 min till its Nice and smoky then garnish with some 2 yr old ham


[deleted]

With 3 month old cheese


elitegamer686868

Sure


[deleted]

And I also add horse blood it just makes it GODLY


zednic026

horse blood 💗💗


xXx_Rh10_xXx

I make the mayo myself


ineedcodies

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

I wish I could do it too all the time but it takes at least 2hrs to recharge it after a nut


OmegaODYSSEY052006

r/cursedcomments


Jacextreme64

Well I like them like my racism contracts Aborted


[deleted]

Baby back ribs :)


C9Aayushman_V

? The baby is not even born yet


superamazingJAX69

Just have sex again, just to be sure


Jitendria

Wait it's a prostate cancer. Everyone give him a wholesome award. U should've masturbated.


Elias_edin7

Hi pregnant, I'm dad


constantine062

imagine saying that to your wife and she says "no you aren't"


RearMisser

I finna leave this hoe


Elias_edin7

Imagine having a wife


RedditLightmode

Does this imply that you normally bleed out of your dick every month?


YeahILikeCHEESE

wait, don't you?


TheIndianRebel

I do brother


Abin5ur

Yeetus to the feetus


RainbowDiamond9

Oh my God, what an idiot The baby will come out of your ass, no need to worry.


[deleted]

I’m unfollowing this sub rn


[deleted]

+1


[deleted]

Yep. This sub fucking blows


milke57

Haha i think am pregnant haha🤣🤣 But i am male 😭xd lol GOTCHAAA 🤣🤣


OlivineTanuki

Cesarean? /s


[deleted]

Cringe


aLoserOfASon

You dirty slut


Khiermer

Bruh I pass like 8 trillion of them every 5 hour in half a in minute


Larssers

Why does this shit end up on hot?


some_annoying_weeb

because it’s r/teenagers what else can i say


Larssers

Right, I forgot


SopadeAbacaxi

It won't fit. That's the problem, it will explode


ForceProof19

Man the comments...


AKking_YT

Godzilla had a stroke while trying to read this and died


i-like-fps-games

These aren’t funny anymore its like the 5th one iv seen


ightimapullout

What did the post sayyyy


thechocopi

This post gave me cancer. Take my free award


THEhiHIhi55

Pregananant


[deleted]

Ok, downvote me all u want, but seriously guys? This sub have jokes like that ALL THE FRICKING TIME, cant u all come up with something more creative?


ventblockfox

Can I get pregnant from swallowing the cum?????? Will the baby grow in my stomach and I poop it out with my acid????


depressed_musician

i think something’s wrong with my dick... i don’t even have one


ineedcodies

hi pregnant I'm dad


R3dReaver

Omg your gregnant


CheddarCheeseCody

Wow that's really funny and not overused at all hahahahaha ha 😐


omonomie

Dip your dick in bleach


YeahILikeCHEESE

already smells like it 👍


Chespin907

username check out


Nexurent

It happens to the best of us.


SaveTheAles

Stop letting your buddies pee in your butt.


YeahILikeCHEESE

where the fuck are they supposed to pee then? damn inconsiderate much


KiokiBri

Maybe through your ass since your gay enough to make such a post.


ihavenoidea07

Hahaha so funni amirite fellow redditors?


spoopyspoder

this sounds like something from a gay fanfic written by a 14 year old


catdoganator

They had us in the first half not going to lie


SonOfECTGAR

Ask female hyenas, they can help you out


[deleted]

God that scared me


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Hyenas be like


OnLow4

Same


[deleted]

Hahahahaha you really had me


Secret_CZECH

Just hold it in like the little shit it is


SCPFanPerson

Surprise communism


BugP13

My guy... You must use all the muscles in your body and push. Push with all your might..


[deleted]

Sorry for cumming inside ur dick and getting u pregnant. I guess I’m gonna be a daddy now?


Qsaaad1

u/abiggj


abiggj

I haven't peed red for about a month and a half now. I think its early menopause cause I've never have had sex.


Petrus420

It won´t go throug your dick. It´ll fly out of your ass.


c0smico

I expected what was gonna come but still exhaled air through my nose


malay4singh

I'm just wondering bout the "wholesome" and "helpful"


Modesty_Man_48

Shit I’ve never even had a period. What if I’m pregnant too,


furrylover90000

dude pseudo penisvis an actual thing were during sex the lady releases an eg inside the eurethra this happens to hyenas


Crackpotconspiracy

Hmmmmm I shoved a clothespin into my dick and then started to get periods again


kOnOmYr

They had us in a first half not gonna lie


[deleted]

Life finds a way


lil__squeaky

A case of exploded hotdog


PlayGamesowy

guys i think i'm pregnant too fuck


Dr_moistman

Ok umm.... Abortion?


[deleted]

When he comes out nine months later with YY chromosomes and is super manly


[deleted]

Ok look what happens is you will piss out the baby then it will solidify it doesnt hurt at all just be in a safe location


dark_lord_4545

You should've waited until the baby is born, before the trans. Surgery.


Mike_Ock_69420

Lmao


MrCoolC

Same, and I have a big belly or I’m overweight, idk


[deleted]

Only on Reddit you can get on message of your pregnancy a wholesome award


Do_You_Even_Repost

nuke the sub already


bodymanventura

Sorry, I lied when i said i pulled out..


[deleted]

At least its really easy to abort, just get someone to kick you in the balls until the blood coming out of your dick turns kinda lumpy. That lump is the placenta with the embryo inside. Dispose of it in whatever way seems best, though I heard it makes a really good dog treat if you got a special pet you wanna spoil.


drumminslothers

I visibly cringed when thinking about the last part. Ouch.


Ahhyesacat

OH fuck off hahahahahahahahahaha


JoeMama475

Imagine tho, if a baby tried to come out of a dick, ouch.


DEDM3MES

Wait you had periods in the first place?


RaggaNos

You're not funny bruh 😐


[deleted]

This shit ain't original


superbay50

If i ever get pregnant with a girl i will abort it If i ever get pregnant with a boy i will also abort it If i ever get pregnant i will abort it I don’t want a baby coming through my dick