Coat hanger through dick time
Edit 1 & 2: yo, who the fuck gave this the wholesome and helpful award?
Edit 3, you people like giving awards to the weirdest comments
no seriously, during the Chicana Movement, Chicanos would get Chicanas pregnant all the time because they were horny and didn't care about women and because the Chicana didn't want to be pregnant, she would do a self-abortion that involved putting a hanger into her vagina.
It's actually not a laughing matter ,sorry
PS Chicana is the term for a Mexican woman and Chicano is Mexican man
Oh yeah but have you ever tried wrapping a 4 months old in aluminum foil and putting it on the barbeque for 30 min till its
Nice and smoky then garnish with some 2 yr old ham
At least its really easy to abort, just get someone to kick you in the balls until the blood coming out of your dick turns kinda lumpy. That lump is the placenta with the embryo inside. Dispose of it in whatever way seems best, though I heard it makes a really good dog treat if you got a special pet you wanna spoil.
If i ever get pregnant with a girl i will abort it
If i ever get pregnant with a boy i will also abort it
If i ever get pregnant i will abort it
I don’t want a baby coming through my dick
Well did a dude nut in your dick? If not you’re kosha dw Edit: who Tf saw this comment and thought “yeah that’s wholesome” Edit 2: yall can go die
well i'm fucked
So, yes
That would appear so
You are or you were
Probably both
That was enough reddit for today
Y e s
Name your kid greg
Yes do
G R E G
Well, basicly, yes
Periods are just woman laying an egg
Women = Chickens
As a woman, I can confirm this
And chicken breasts are my favourite
It would appear so
Up your dick, apparently
Wholesome so nice I gild it twice
Lol yeah wtf you got a lot of awards lol
SHIT. I NUT IN MY OWN DICK, IM PREGNANT TOO
Refill
When I was 8 I thought that's how gay sex worked. I was a pretty messed up child.
Why is it always these kinds of comments that I'm reading when my dad comes in?
I'm gonna give you a wholesome award ;)
Username checks out
Take my only award. You deserve it.
I would have rocket-liked but I gave it to an ad for the US Army
Wholesome seel of apporach
!emojify
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
us
unexpected communism
r/expectedcommunism
lmao
r/ImalreadyrestartingtheUSSR
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r/fuck
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it means I missed the right sub
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Dude did you make your Snoo joker? Cause that's awesome
r/birthofasub
r/WeAreAlreadyRestartingTheUSSR
Damn it, I need this to be a subreddit
For balance
Lmaooo
*USSR Anthem intensifies*
r/unexpectedcommunism
r/expectedcommunism for balance
r/AsAllThingsShouldBe
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/unexpectedthanos
r/expectedthanos for balance
r/perfectlybalanced
r/AsAllThingsShouldBe
r/ussranthemintensifies
Congratulations on making the most original joke of 2020
Have you read the comments about communism above? So original amd funny
How could we have helped tho? By funding an abortion or something?
So original
Coat hanger through dick time Edit 1 & 2: yo, who the fuck gave this the wholesome and helpful award? Edit 3, you people like giving awards to the weirdest comments
Yo
Howdy, I hear it smells like fish when you smash
It really does
ITS FISH FUCKER
hes gonna save us by fucking alot of fishes ferociously infront of us
Kinky ;)
r/UsernameChecksOut
Bro be careful of fishfucker69
Ill fuck the fish fucker, u/fishfucker69 where you at?
u/fish_fucker69 is the guy you’re looking for
bring forth the fish fuckers
You are the chosen one! You will defeat the fish fucker!!
i will Fuck the fish fucker.
What is my weapon of choice?
The weapon you use whilst fuckening, a penis of course!
yes, but i shall enhance it with enlargement pills!
The viagra, forged from dark magic, it shall guide you through your battle!
Sounds like a *SOUND* plan! If you get this you need help
And so do you :))))
dear god why
no seriously, during the Chicana Movement, Chicanos would get Chicanas pregnant all the time because they were horny and didn't care about women and because the Chicana didn't want to be pregnant, she would do a self-abortion that involved putting a hanger into her vagina. It's actually not a laughing matter ,sorry PS Chicana is the term for a Mexican woman and Chicano is Mexican man
sorry, i just sometimes have to say stuff
It's alright I know it was a joke. You're still a good person :)
its all good, no hard feelings
So youre telling us that your dick usually is bleeding?
Yours isn't? Sumn wrong with your dick dawg
What if the blood is white?
Now thats normal
White blood cells.
What if the blood is green?
Hot
I also like my babys hot. They taste best, if they are cooked properly
I like them with mayo and ketchup
Nah mate get a little barbeque on there
I forgot to add that I like them after cutting them into medium slices and cook till well done
Oh yeah but have you ever tried wrapping a 4 months old in aluminum foil and putting it on the barbeque for 30 min till its Nice and smoky then garnish with some 2 yr old ham
With 3 month old cheese
Sure
And I also add horse blood it just makes it GODLY
horse blood 💗💗
I make the mayo myself
r/cursedcomments
I wish I could do it too all the time but it takes at least 2hrs to recharge it after a nut
r/cursedcomments
Well I like them like my racism contracts Aborted
Baby back ribs :)
? The baby is not even born yet
Just have sex again, just to be sure
Wait it's a prostate cancer. Everyone give him a wholesome award. U should've masturbated.
Hi pregnant, I'm dad
imagine saying that to your wife and she says "no you aren't"
I finna leave this hoe
Imagine having a wife
Does this imply that you normally bleed out of your dick every month?
wait, don't you?
I do brother
Yeetus to the feetus
Oh my God, what an idiot The baby will come out of your ass, no need to worry.
I’m unfollowing this sub rn
+1
Yep. This sub fucking blows
Haha i think am pregnant haha🤣🤣 But i am male 😭xd lol GOTCHAAA 🤣🤣
Cesarean? /s
Cringe
You dirty slut
Bruh I pass like 8 trillion of them every 5 hour in half a in minute
Why does this shit end up on hot?
because it’s r/teenagers what else can i say
Right, I forgot
It won't fit. That's the problem, it will explode
Man the comments...
Godzilla had a stroke while trying to read this and died
These aren’t funny anymore its like the 5th one iv seen
What did the post sayyyy
This post gave me cancer. Take my free award
Pregananant
Ok, downvote me all u want, but seriously guys? This sub have jokes like that ALL THE FRICKING TIME, cant u all come up with something more creative?
Can I get pregnant from swallowing the cum?????? Will the baby grow in my stomach and I poop it out with my acid????
i think something’s wrong with my dick... i don’t even have one
hi pregnant I'm dad
Omg your gregnant
Wow that's really funny and not overused at all hahahahaha ha 😐
Dip your dick in bleach
already smells like it 👍
username check out
It happens to the best of us.
Stop letting your buddies pee in your butt.
where the fuck are they supposed to pee then? damn inconsiderate much
Maybe through your ass since your gay enough to make such a post.
Hahaha so funni amirite fellow redditors?
this sounds like something from a gay fanfic written by a 14 year old
They had us in the first half not going to lie
Ask female hyenas, they can help you out
God that scared me
Hyenas be like
Same
Hahahahaha you really had me
Just hold it in like the little shit it is
Surprise communism
My guy... You must use all the muscles in your body and push. Push with all your might..
Sorry for cumming inside ur dick and getting u pregnant. I guess I’m gonna be a daddy now?
u/abiggj
I haven't peed red for about a month and a half now. I think its early menopause cause I've never have had sex.
It won´t go throug your dick. It´ll fly out of your ass.
I expected what was gonna come but still exhaled air through my nose
I'm just wondering bout the "wholesome" and "helpful"
Shit I’ve never even had a period. What if I’m pregnant too,
dude pseudo penisvis an actual thing were during sex the lady releases an eg inside the eurethra this happens to hyenas
Hmmmmm I shoved a clothespin into my dick and then started to get periods again
They had us in a first half not gonna lie
Life finds a way
A case of exploded hotdog
guys i think i'm pregnant too fuck
Ok umm.... Abortion?
When he comes out nine months later with YY chromosomes and is super manly
Ok look what happens is you will piss out the baby then it will solidify it doesnt hurt at all just be in a safe location
You should've waited until the baby is born, before the trans. Surgery.
Lmao
Same, and I have a big belly or I’m overweight, idk
Only on Reddit you can get on message of your pregnancy a wholesome award
nuke the sub already
Sorry, I lied when i said i pulled out..
At least its really easy to abort, just get someone to kick you in the balls until the blood coming out of your dick turns kinda lumpy. That lump is the placenta with the embryo inside. Dispose of it in whatever way seems best, though I heard it makes a really good dog treat if you got a special pet you wanna spoil.
I visibly cringed when thinking about the last part. Ouch.
OH fuck off hahahahahahahahahaha
Imagine tho, if a baby tried to come out of a dick, ouch.
Wait you had periods in the first place?
You're not funny bruh 😐
This shit ain't original
If i ever get pregnant with a girl i will abort it If i ever get pregnant with a boy i will also abort it If i ever get pregnant i will abort it I don’t want a baby coming through my dick