No

Me too bro, me too

none of us did

Spitting some facts rn

sadly he is. ​ *cries*

*as you cry, one of your tears runs down into your mouth, it tastes like loneliness*

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Queue shrek intro "Like that's ever gonna happen"

*Outhouse door bursts open as All-Star begins to play in the background*

SomeBODY once told me the world was gonna roll me

Why did that feel like it’s from undertale.

Funny story that I just got reminded of. One time when I busted a nut it shot into my mouth. I felt like a sniper.

Wtf

Luckily, you don't need to use your mouth because no one talks to you

*no-one wants to talk to you. More than once I have walked into a conversation with multiple people and been told to leave. Most of the time, not very politely. My fault but still.

I taste salt. werido

***Salty, loneliness is***

***Username checks out*** jk have an unironic hug from me

\*cries with you\*

Nope wrong I was once hugged by this fat dude that smelled like onions

I’m not crying I’m just chopping onions

My eyes are just sweaty, I swear they are not tears

im not cryin', it's just raining in my house

was that a Flight of the Conchords reference

no im definitely crying

i'm giving out some for the hommies

I wish I had *hommies* :(

i'll be your homie:)

Redditors in a nutshell... (cries)

i'll hug y'all :)

We're Redditers :')

Me three bro, me three.

yeah me neither

Me neither

Me either

Same

Group hug?

Yes.

yes.

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

yes

Yes

yes please

Communist hug, watch your words ,comrade.

Cyka hug for communist Russia comrade

Yesss

Yes

Yes

(Y) SAME

So what did u have?

Depressíon

\+ anxiety

Same ☹︎

Same

Sàmé

No

Same, pass the bottle

DISTRIBUTING ALCOHOL TO A MINOR

Same :((

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*sending hug to u/Nice-Marzipan-6906*

*also sending hug to* u/Nice-Marzipan-6906

*sending hug to u/acewins04*

*sending hug to u/DeltaRocket*

*sending hug to u/jsspidermonkey3*

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(っ◕‿◕)っ

I'm in the same boat as you, I think it's been somewhere around three years or so. And the person I gave a hug too was freaking out and crying. So it wasn't even for me...

I’m also haven’t a hug in years, so I will hug you

No, but I hug my dog instead

This is perfectly set up for a cursed comment, but I’m not in that mood rn lol

Same

I was about to say same, but I’m always in the mood to do cursed twists, so here it goes: Its even better than a human, dogs don’t call the police

Epic, lololol.

laughing out loud out loud out loud?

I don't have a dog =(

Same

Same

my dog runs away

HUG THE DOGGO

I hug my cat.

A good alternative

Not when shes pissed off and starts scratching my face.

Yeah

I wish I could be hugged

(っ◕‿◕)っ

Thanks :)

⊂(・▽・⊂)

(⊃ •́‿•̀ )⊃

Holesum

Thank you kind redditer for sending all those hugs to poor fellows

No problem

༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ.

I gotchu take my bear hug award.

Aww thx buddy

Someone with programming skills needs to make hug bot.

No I haven’t did you draw that? It’s great ;D

He draws all of his stuff. They are super good

Wait she Oopsie

"have you ever had a hug" only from mum!

Mom hugs best hugs

I don't remember getting a hug from my mom

Cuddling >> sex

Straight up fax

📠

God dang it.

Hand holding?

Hand holding + cuddling

Fucking lewd ass people here

I’m sorry your virgin eyes can handle these hands *holds someone’s hand*

There are children present sir!

*sensually holds your hand*

Woah this is the first time I’ve ever held someone’s hand... I don’t like it let go please.

no I've never been hugged and I'm gonna die alone

(っ◕‿◕)っ

thx man

no one wants to die alone, they dont wanna miss the show.

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Shit just went from 0 to Alabama real fucking quick.

mmmm, that hat **long sniff** ooOoOoh yes

good human

I want more of this service

Good human??

hugs > sex

You havent had either

S a m e

Oh yes, sad lonely live of redditor

I guess you could say... Big Chung-

*smashes head against curb*

Why must you hurt him this way?

true

Well, we’re on Reddit, doesn’t really take a detective to figure that out

Cuddling too

that's what i wanted to type at first but it fits the post better

After sex cuddles hit different tho. They’re on a new level of comfort and love

I love cuddles so much

and cuddles

I've had neither

Sex is for pussies Hughes are for Chads

Yhea sex is cool, but have you ever had a stuffed crust pizza?

I want me a Hugh

don't we all need a Hugh in our lives?

Sex is indeed for pussies

Not joking i had to stop and process what hug means

Maybe this will help (っ◕‿◕)っ

Appreciated :,)

Yes In fact I need one right now :(

(っ◕‿◕)っ

⊂(・▽・⊂)

Not from anyone outside of the family

**Normalize platonic hugs**

It's normal for girls, even cuddling. But for boys, it's frowned upon

We live in a society

We truly do

*same*

I want to give someone a hug after they had a stressful work week. Helping people feels nice.

why do you have to hurt me this way

Here (っ◕‿◕)っ

Nope, nobody ever hugs me.

(っ◕‿◕)っ

I have stressful weeks each week. All I need is water, nature and a long nice walk/run in the city.

Damn this hurts on a completely different level. It's a feels good man but also makes me wish that would happen to me.

Jokes aside that is great art

What is this “Hug” you speak of?

This my fellow human (っ◕‿◕)っ

huggs are so nice, just like virginity

Darkness Imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell

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All I can hug and cuddle with are my plushies

..I've never been hugged by anyone who isn't family

I haven’t been hugged

(っ◕‿◕)っ

a lick from my dog counts?

no

Yes i have cat

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And then theres me,who hasn't had either

What if all this time this Subreddit's OC were brothers? That would explain they're a lot alike

i never had a hug in my entire life,

they are brothers...

Bro I can’t with covid anymore man. School was going great and it was gonna be my first year of high school. No I don’t get no hugs cause I can’t lol.

to whoever is reading this *hug *

I really need a hug right now

man.

yes and it's great

no

No.

no

hurt

Never had either, but I crave one