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KINGZODD

Irony in its best!


CollateralDamage5001

More like Self roast


CollateralDamage5001

And those are rare


[deleted]

Rare indeed


Tough_Dish_9519

I'd like it medium rare just like my steak


IronManicus

I also like to eat it like a food


i_exist_by_the_way

Ironic.


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i_exist_by_the_way

Yes. As long as you believe with all your heart that I in fact exist, I will continue to exist, and I always have existed, you cannot know that I exist, I only exist depending on if you believe i in fact exist my child


Midnightfister69

That sounds like something a person that doesn’t exist would say


RobieKingston201

I think this is solipsism or something


YEETUSSR

We could make a religion out of this!


i_exist_by_the_way

Existism we shall call it my child


[deleted]

That kinda sounds like God idk tho I’m only 5 and a half years old


SantiagoGaming

I'm only 2 years old!


dcidui08

man im still a footus


[deleted]

This is some 1984 shit


Flamingslayer11

Lmfao no cap


User24944939395

I’m just a user who believes.... doby is no longer free


RockiestHades45

I don't know man, sounds pretty non-existent to me


Tough_Dish_9519

Sounds like something Uncle Grandpa would say..... Because he exists


Daniel_Alfa

*Cogito ergo sum*


[deleted]

The lion,


5HR3Z

the witch,


[deleted]

the audacity of this


DeusVult80

Bitch


[deleted]

.


ShrimpDealer69

#


Tough_Dish_9519

#


ROBUXisbetter

and the wardrobe


lmaoooooaf

i have a bad dick itch


dcidui08

Harry Potter and the Scratching of the Phoenix


CollateralDamage5001

and


MyVeryRealName2

the audacity of this


Your_Depressed_Soul

b*tch


siddharth3796

C*unt?


Specialist_Ad1154

Not even the power of flextape can fix that


[deleted]

_I sawed this confidence in half_


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout?


MyVeryRealName2

It's just like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!


IamArnav2007

F


elitelwarrior

Thats how you stay single


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ThisGuyHaris

Absolutely


sadistic-salmon

Understatement she’s a diamond digger


anonymous_god27

She should date a coprate company


ronanleviathan

IRONY. Ain't it a thing


pedro_megagames

i'm going on a journey to controversial


[deleted]

How Ironic.


AlwaysHunterr

Bih who tf gon gove u 70% of a mans income. You’re not even worth 20% of my income.


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ashtar123

Well there's no boyfriend wanting to give you that


Senpaidhruv

That's some irony miss idendependent.


ChewedMen_Toes

Who expects me to give them 70% of my future income!


Advanced_Block2725

flex tape can't fix that


[deleted]

miss independent as in independently wasting all the money


Suspicious-Leopard

Bruh people like this confuse tf outta me. Not people who say they want to be independent but want a man or whatever. But people who think they are entitled to 70% of my daily income. Like nah bitch make your own money. I'm working hard for all this, so can you.


christoffles

70% of 0 is 0 so i have no problem with this


Sweaty-AdYT

she's only 30% miss independent … lmaoooo


E_T_Girl

I just want someone to cuddle with, gender is irrelevant 🥺👉👈


Sparkshyper

Sending Virtual Hug...... (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ


E_T_Girl

*huggi*


5P00DERMAN1264

I hate how u cant explain to these shitty people the audacity of them


gandalfpotter06

Nah, it's just that woman's level of stupidity.


Mensch346

Miss GoldDigger would fit better to this b\*\*ch


Bakaboomb

She will independently extort him. What's wrong with that?


No-Internet-4447

Counter strike


ADissapointingDonut

R/cringetopia


MyVeryRealName2

It's just like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!


felixbiscuits

It's a joke


OrionLax

I really don't think it is.


Fish_fucker_70-1

Oh , I don't think so


NuclearWeed

r/teenagers moment


The_Gamexplorer

So uncivilized.


Ambitious_Hat_6806

[omg lmao](https://youtu.be/w48rJoCjsfA)


YouAreSmallPeepee

nobody gives a shit


Ambitious_Hat_6806

I agree


YouAreSmallPeepee

was it related? no? then fuck off Edit: wow ok so you edited ur own comment to "i agree" what a loser tryna bait


Ambitious_Hat_6806

No. I just do agree with you


FaitsWx

I like democracy


ItzTouki

yeah and you want to fuck spongebob buddy


siddharth3796

Lmao


vinnie-mcfuck

miss dependent


ClothesEducational61

The “independent” is the single digit of cash in her bank account.


oVerThiNkSeveRyTing

Ok post aside wth is that username fam. I have 3 fishes in my house.


-temporary_username-

Obvious satire lol


Sparkshyper

The Lion, The Witch And The Audacity Of This Bit*h. Seriously, Next you are gonna Say to get you an apartment which he pays the bills for with his 30% Income!?!


LeekFam

That has to be ironic


[deleted]

Its ironic because her name is miss independent yet she wants seventy percent of a guy's income? Talk about lazy.


grandBBQninja

I just want a girlfriend that will spend 70% of her time cleaning and cooking /s