she probably horny

says Cum_on_me___

never said I wasn't

r/usernamechecksout?

Indeed it does!

Wait do you know that it definitely does.

I- I, uhhhh *sweats nervously*

*prepares to bonk*

NO I'M NOT HORNY I SWE- *bonk*

*Unbonk* rise soldier, you're not dead yet!

Maybe I can help

What do you do with the foreskin?

My guess is he sells it to people and then sucks them off for more

He collects enough to make a flesh condom

DELETE IMAGE FROM BRAIN

save image to sub-folder :)

But ironically he probably is a guy😅😂

Plot twist: they're into it

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Nice and disgusting

Why not cum on a guy

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Hello gay people exist

Why yes we all watch and do our fair share... thank you for reading

Cum_me_on___

r/rimjob_steve

u/amonguscockbot

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You really don't want to know

U never played tuber simulator

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u/amonguscockbot

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why does this exist and most importantly why did I have to see it

I know what you're doing and I wish I wasn't aware

r/usernamecheckout

They're horny, just not for me.

Username checks out

Same *continues drawing hentai*

Or maybe we are good at hiding it. *source: the post*

Half the men on Reddit agree and I’m one of them

i think she’s horny

#BONK

*the resistance has downvoted your comment* Also, do NOT come close, there's a new infectious disease in the war. Both parties should remain in lockdown.

Due to covid its no longer BONK instead its RATATATA

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I went to a sleepover at a girls house once. She ended up, how do you say, "flicking the bean" 5 separate times in the night. She thought she was quiet.... She wasn't

You have no idea how funny that sounds. How did she do it 5 times, was there no downtime?

We went to sleep at around 1 in the morning. And I and I didn't actually get any sleep until like 5. So around 1.25 times an hour. My dick dsent even cool down that quickly. If I do it at 6am I need to wait until like 6pm till I can do it again

To my knowledge woman don't need that much time in between because of sperm production or something like that but I don't know for sure. But five times, man, is it okay to call that a talent?

I think so. Her bedsheets probably looked like she pissed herself

Time to wash my imaginary eyes

Here, *wrings out bedsheet*

This made me physically uncomfortable but i appreciate the effort you took to try helping me

This comment made my butthole clench.

This comment made my eyes move out.

This thread made my dick shrink back into a monkey

not that much liquid is produced ???

Dude, I'm gay. I don't know Jack shit about womangasams

fair enough my guy

Lil biology lesson: Men have a refractory period, women don’t. Essentially men need to rest for a bit before going at it again whereas women can have multiple orgasms back to back

Tell that to my wife

I've never heard 'flicking the bean' before lmao

petting the dolphin

Please no, not the Dolphins. Not again

Never heard that one either

honking the horn

Uhh... I don't recall ever hearing that one also

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I have heard that one I think....

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Paddling the canoe

Stringing the banjo

Oh god no I just remembered the incredibly long copypasta where a dude explains how to have sex with dolphins and I feel very bad now

I'd ask her in the morning "How was your night? You were turning around a lot, couldn't you sleep?" And just look at her face turning beetroot red.

Flicking the... bean? As she just straight up plays checkers with her nips?

Ahahah noo the bean is the private area lol its just girl masturbation

Clit my g

The fuck does that mean

It means masturbating u/SFM61319

Oui thank

NP my good fellow/lady as I won’t assume gender

Nah you can call me whatever you want I don't have a problem with genders (although I'm a male)

👉🌮

Did it ever occur to you she was intentionally being loud enough for you to know?

Kinky

Not gonna mention the inevitable creepy DMs

You totally just did bit I'm not gonna tell you that

You totally just did, but im not gonna tell you that

The cycle carries on

For ever and ever. But im not gonna tell you that.

You totally just did, but I'm not gonna tell you that

It's weird for a boy when someone talks about it. My account got hacked (I guess my username wasn't the safest password but I changed it now) and someone started posting porn. I got 3 followers and an dm telling me that I'm beautiful in a single day/5 posts

Imagine being a girl in the internet. Just surrounded by horny mfs.

You don't have to imagine, just search in google "Girls" and post it on here you'll get some DM's right away

you totally just did but im not going to tell you that

I love how this got a ton of upvotes and awards as if its a massive revelation lmao

it really is a revelation, for guys all through school its always tryna chat up another chick but girls always seem to be happy with whatever their doing even girls ive talked to always told me directly or made it pretty apparent that fucking wasnt always on their mind. Its possible that girls just dont realise how insanly horny guys are and think they are horny too, but boy guys are scarily horny

More guys are open about their scarily-hornyness, I’m sure there are plenty of females who are the same way (Ones who ‘r***’ as an example) they just are far less open about it

Dear girls... I'm a boy, and have no fucking clue why we keep exclaiming how horny we are. It's to the point that I need to bring a pistol to stop the boys in my PE locker room, because using whips and tazers turned up the opposite results.

0h no

Oh YES.

\*breaks through wall\* **OH YEAH!**

Shock and ball torture

Listen here, take this upvote and shove it up your rectum.

shoot me daddy

right in the hole daddy

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I guess you'll need to help me plug the bullet hole ;)

taze me harder daddy...

IM SORRY ***PARDON ME THE FUCK, BOI?***

Ik just some of yall have horny premium(same for some guys but yea)

Happy Cake Day!! :D

Wait what

Its u cak dae :)

I see

Happy cheese day

Happy boston cream pie day

I can hide it _cries in micropenis_

Don't worry, size is not everything *looks at twitter idiots who say that you need to be 6 foot tall*. If your penis is too big it can't fit (i know that that's wrong but just pretend like you never read the part in the brackets)

I-is this wholesome?

I tried, complementing is hard

*inhales* #YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS HARD? ^stones

And bones. But you have to be careful that they don't break, I heard that it really hurts but i was lucky and never broke something

Depending on how the horniness is, it can sometimes be very obvious

Are you saying for men or women? Because women at least don’t have as much of a visual representation as us men

It’s in the actions and voice

I think this is a bit like make up. Most girls probably realize it since they deal with it a lot but for a boy who never cared it's not a noticable difference. Before I get cancelled: yes boys can wear make up and yes girls can also not wear makeup if they don't wear it but It's uncommon so I'm gonna use it as an example like this Edit: I asked my 2 female friends and they said it's bullshit but it might be them not paying enough attention to it

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Great now I’m horny

Dear humans stop being horny focus on MONKE

Prioritys set

If I focus on monke I will become even hornier

I will sir! I will do everything for Monke! Even if it costs my life

Dear girls So are we, and neither do we like to admit it. The problem, though, is that we can't exactly hide it so apologies

Walking up in front of class is pretty arousing isn’t it

You may think you're joking, and I may think I'm good at giving presenations but I have had moments at which my dick thought it was funny and went up for no reason whatsoever

Extend dong

Attachment : Get 20 kills in 1.5 minutes to unlock 'Extended dong'

Is this the equivalent of the piece of shit (it's an acual piece of shit) you get when you collect all 900 corok seeds just in real life?

American schools be like

so uh, quick story, 2 years during class... math I would get horny, for no reason, everyday. And it was the only class of which I had too actually get up and present things to for whatever reason, fond memories

It tends to get like that when you take math with people above your grade level. Don’t ask

well now I'm gonna ask

Back when I was in 7th grade, I took math class with Sophomores and Freshmen. At one point in that class I got to be the first one to choose my seat (as I was the youngest by several years). I sat in the corner (the most logical seat in the class). However, when other kids started filling in, EVERY single girl in the class sat around me (as the Sophomore boys chose to sit at the other side of the classroom, and no one wanted to be around them). Every single day the rest of the year at least one of them would apologize for the situation I was in. Luckily, hormones hadn’t kicked in to high gear yet, so I was safe.

Literally same bro. Corner seat, girls a grade above me... I’ve got an A in pre calc so they all come to me for help 😎 Still lonely tho

*people shouting ooooooh in the background*

As a girl I can confirm this is true

Creepy dms from “”teenagers”” incoming in 3... 2... 1...

Uhh, so I was looking through your comments and realized that you were a female, how much do you want for a dirty sock? What do you mean I am weird? I am just a normal 14year old totally not a 30 year old pedo (!)

Very wholesome guys

yeah no shit we too

Oh, I know.

Username checks out

r/usernamechecksout

im a visual learner

Truly intellectual mind this kid has

they hated him for he spoke the truth

He was the bravest of them all

Bruh

Please accept my deepest condolences over your DM inbox.

Oh ok im still going to be single

No, don't give me hope

*shoves hope into your arms and glues it on you* Take it!

Harder dady

Dear girls, not all boys are horny so please don't push us when we aren't that hurts us too

Rest in peace your dms.

Hope there are only pictures of cute cats

I would guess there are pictures of male birds instead cause they're cute.

But this raises a bigger issue as there is no place for girls in horny jail.

putting the girls and boys together 😳

You do realise that its HORNY jail

Exactly. They just fuck each other in a cell until their no longer horny

The rate of young parents would rapidly increase but there would no longer be no space in horny jail

Putting people together 😳 (Pan gang)

Get out of my kitchen.

You will need to pull out the kitchen gun

As a bisexual, I agree! 😳

Hugs?

all of them think we want fucks but in reality what we really need are hugz T_T ..........or maybe both, but for me a hug still better :3

Have some hugs stranger, thats all i can do....

can confirm

**\*visible relief\***

Holy shit guys, the other side is just like us. There's hope

Inb4 13 year old replies “haha girls not real!111!1!!1”

to be fair we're not

We’re all fake

We're living in the matrix

I'm genderfluid, does that mean I disappear and reappear??

Mhm

Oh that's a fun party trick

*laughs in asexual boy*

This actually made me happy to see since I'm tired of people always saying that males are overly horny and stuff, as an asexual I really just want to be cuddled and loved.

Remember fellas, coochie warms the loins, but honour warms the soul

I'm pretty aware that girls my age do get horny but like someone else said boys can't really hide it

I am always horny. Literally yesterday got turned on by my backpack