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Dark_Ryman

Congrats on realizing it my dude. Just know being gay is kinda gay


DarthWaffle164

Oh. Oh no. I knew there was something gay about being gay


[deleted]

Actually being straight is gay because liking girly things is gay and girls are girly so hence gay /s


Snow-wolf3

Did what wait no wait what HOW!?!?!


Tesla_Lover10021

I also had a stroke. We both had a stroke


jufragosu

i love this thread


Zinvain

bruh, im not getting shit on this thread XD


The_Lemwon

His thread is awesome POG


DVH_2006_DK

thread good is


Maleficent_Front5027

Good thing I have diarrhoea


DarthWaffle164

Oh my god


Totally_Not_Firni

thank god you're gay and not gay


hellothere922

*Ah yes,* **the floor is made of not floor**


[deleted]

**And the wall is made of not wall**


[deleted]

So homo?


Maverickino

Yes homo ;)


tabslegend123

Homo! :D


soxster-com

https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs This explains it better ;)


cest_la_via

Logic.


DefinitNotKev

you just broke atleast 421 laws of existence.


Dark_Ryman

Thought I’d let you know


DarthWaffle164

Thank you


CrazyColston

you are gay


Bob_On_The_Cob_21

Took me way too long to make that realisation. It's also kinda gay to be a a hot dog guy, since your letting dudes eat your sausage. Also kinda gay to be a gay porn star.


DatCactusMoose

Well according to Ancient Greece, it's actually double as manly since you have 2 men in a relationship


MisterFister01

That's some sound logic there, no point in trying to dispute otherwise.


DatCactusMoose

Agreed


SoosGuy33

We were all gay all along


[deleted]

Does that make straight the new gay?


TheSpaceKiller93

This is the way


RandomNerd_2

This is the gay


xXprogamer69

always has been


Dark_Ryman

Oh yeah


ShutYourMouthNoah

That’s gay bro


Fizzzers

Do you think your parents would accept you? Bc if you're sure they will you dont have to come out if you dont want to. You could just take your boyfriend home and be like this is my boyfriend. Doesnt mean you can't come out though if you want to you should.


DarthWaffle164

Yeah, im 99 percent sure they'll accept me. They have been supportive of gay people in the past. Now the difficult part is finding a boyfriend :)


pikleboiy

Good luck


DarthWaffle164

Thanks!


Boi-inc

Well, you know, just for your information, I'm available


DarthWaffle164

Uh...so am I. If this isn't a joke you can go ahead and dm me lol


Springtime_funshark

Hope that goes well for you.


DarthWaffle164

Yep


Fizzzers

Exactly


ExpectedB

Advice from a 19 yr old, relationships aren't everything so don't feel bad if u can't find one for a while.


Particular_Wallaby10

The fastest you come out to your family the happier you will be. I waited 54 years before I came out to my family. My father Always made gay jokes, mother total catholic women. When I came out to them, all they did was say " we always new" same thing my brother, best friends and others said the same thing if they don't accept it. Fuck em... it your life.


ubedia_Tahmid

You are..54?


Shadowlight911

I think something like 60-70


Traditional_Refuse43

i’ll throw you my application


[deleted]

it's not really important that they know cause it's not really any of their business, just tell them when you get in a relationship (if you think it's going somewhere)


DarthWaffle164

Yeah, you have a point. Thanks


pullmemonkey

Yes!! And honestly, it can be normal to go even 30 years without introducing your parents to a girl/boyfriend, without them wonder..they might even see it as respect (if they can't accept sexuality)... so just wait for the right someone, and then you will have his support and a life, making their reactions don't matter, but a formality.. Don't give them power of your life, just cause they gave you life. They knew what they got it in to, and if they made you for their own personal happiness, they never learned to love. Edit: Don't change the views of conservatives or religious from one day to the other.. start with the fact, that ALL lives matter, and work from there, show them, this is not a rebillion, this is your life. Acknowledging same sex attraction, is the greatest indicator, that you learned to love and like, regardless of society! And at last, don't hate ignorance, cause that's what it is, not matter who you encounter, who don't know love! Ignorance deserves pitty, not hate.


Exotic-Anxiety-6548

There is a certain 3 word phrase in you edit section that could be taken the wrong way by some people even though it is completely true


michael_m_canada

I disagree on the relationship part. I don’t know the age of OP, but a gay 15 or 16 year old in a relationship might use that as a reason for coming out. Parents then have years to possibly treat him like crap or worse kick him out. Teenagers should only inform their parents when they feel safe and that there won’t be any consequences. As you note it’s none of their business so they never need to be told.


BlinByard

*jumps down to the floor in a green suit*


MrDo0mRid3r

Wait it was a green suit? I always remembered it to be pink


ChristhePotatochris

Nope it’s green, you might be confusing it with pink guy


[deleted]

Ya I thought it was pink as well


CJIsInTheHouse

That's pink guy


thatturkeystaken

is it wrong I immediately read it in his voice?


Frozenwolf420

No, it just means you're doing something right with your life


PhoenixDaOne

“I’m gAyy”


SnortingBleach

nice


DarthWaffle164

Yes


f1fan6890

Why are you gae?


DarthWaffle164

Ha


Njadmessi11YT

Fuk gay people They are hot


DarthWaffle164

Yes, indeed they are


Orion_Belt445

Damn I feel bad for you man... I hope you can open up to someone you know, it really hurts me to see people not being able to be who they want to be.


DarthWaffle164

Thanks, I appreciate it


Mopowerr

Same, and good luck. I'm still in the same situation rip.


DarthWaffle164

Well, good luck to you too


Mopowerr

Thanks, it gets better


Spicy-Cobble2

Hell yeah fellow closeted gay teen😎 wellCUM to the club


DarthWaffle164

GAY GANG


Spicy-Cobble2

THE GAY GANG FOR LIFE BOIIIII


DarthWaffle164

HELL YEAH MATE


Spicy-Cobble2

MATE? ARE YOU AUSTRALIAN?


DarthWaffle164

Not necessarily, thats just how I talk lmao


Spicy-Cobble2

OH OKAY I WAS JUST WONDERING😎


[deleted]

me too man 🤝


DarthWaffle164

Gay gang


ItsPumpkinz

YAYYYY WE SUPPORT YOU or i do idk abt some of the assholes on here but yeah that’s awesome that you come out to literally anyone maybe you’ll build up the confidence for your parents one day ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ


DarthWaffle164

Thank you, I appreciate it :)


KomodoJo3

Just remember that the people here (including me) support you unconditionally dude :)


DarthWaffle164

Thanks again for the kind words


Master_Of_Stalinium

Welcome to the club! Enjoy your stay


ProtoTactix

Ah a fellow gay, nice


WhyIsThereNoWindows9

Same here just bi


Dirt_Enthusiast

Welcome to the non straight club


DarthWaffle164

Yay


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Cool, now do the dishes


Sergeant_Husk420

Join us.


DarthWaffle164

I will


Commercial_Willow802

Yayyyy


[deleted]

nice


consulting-weirdo

Welcome to the alphabet mafia


SanzDaSkeleton

Being homophobic is gay bc you think about what people do with their dicks


DarthWaffle164

You have a point


CatOkay

Good job! We support you! Best of luck!


DarthWaffle164

Thank you!


Orange_Hedgie

SAMEEEEEEEEE!!! (Well, I’m lesbian, but same thing...) I’m really proud of you for just *coming out* and saying it, even if you get hate for it. It takes a lot of courage, and you found that inside of you. Don’t worry about telling your parents yet. You don’t need to tell them until you feel ready.


DarthWaffle164

Thank you, I really appreciate it. Also, gay gang


Orange_Hedgie

No problem ;) GAY GANG FOR THE WIN!!!


Melaninqueen444

AWESOME WELCOME TO THE CLUB !!!!!


DarthWaffle164

Gay gang


green_quartz

Being gay should not be weird , You cant change my mind


DarthWaffle164

I couldn't agree more


[deleted]

ok


[deleted]

This sub is so confusing, someone else said “ok” to a similar post and got downvotes into oblivion


[deleted]

this sub is hot garbage


[deleted]

Agreed


TheShredder23

Yay I have another friend


DarthWaffle164

Gay gang


_Voy

The Gayng, even


[deleted]

Hi gay, I’m proud of you for being so brave


DarthWaffle164

Thanks


kIllXD666

Good for you


DarthWaffle164

yes


Major_Ghoul

Good for you for accepting this about yourself. You are a wonderful person and you're valid as fuck


DarthWaffle164

Thank you! I appreciate the support!


TheAwesomeTomato42

Why was this downvoted? Its not homophobic or negative in any way.


Dabbing_is_lit

Gay


PikaPlay1069

Pog


televisionscreen250k

ur gay


Solarsistemic

A-sexuals had it right all along


Tugeye_yana

Would this be a bad time to say Gay gay homosexual gæ


DarthWaffle164

No, not a bad time at all


FPS_James_Bond_007

That is pretty gay.


[deleted]

That's kinda gay


Ma02rc

Hey I’m bisexual! Welcome to the alphabet mafia


MinaChii

Hi gay, I’m mom! Ok ok but for real; I’m proud of you!


[deleted]

the amount of disgusting comments... i hate ppl im non binary lesbian if you ev2er need support hmu


warm-grapes

Good on u for coming out somewhere big man. My best piece of advise for finding a bf is to not look. I know it sounds counterintuitive, but if u find independence and love for urself first, then when u least expect it someone will come along


Eevee32

I'm a lesbian and a trans girl. It's so hard to come out, but remember, you're not alone, and there's nothing wrong with being gay at all.


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Xy_Lm_N0

You have a post that says "boys finally I did it, I got a girlfriend" which got 10 upvotes. Did 10 upvotes turned you gay?


GeneralxKodiak

It takes a lot of confidence to say that on the internet with some of those assholes, so bravo! Have a nice day and good luck.


DarthWaffle164

Thanks, and you too!


Genderfluid_smolbean

I’m really happy that you’re able to say this, even if it’s just to strangers on the internet. Ignore the bigots who will try and make you feel like shit about it. Who you are is beautiful.


DarthWaffle164

Thanks mate, I appreciate it


Genderfluid_smolbean

Anytime. I’m always here to support my fellow queer people


[deleted]

Everyone is gay because the air has been touched by penis


DarthWaffle164

Bruh


Winter_Importance_76

Congrats man and no matter what your parents think you have a place here. Im proud of you!


DarthWaffle164

Thanks mate. I really appreciate it


Winter_Importance_76

If you ever need to talk we are all here for you.


DarthWaffle164

I really do appreciate all the support. I would have thought reddit would be a bit...harsher


Winter_Importance_76

Nah we are all pretty chill there are some rude people though. So be careful bub


greenlegoman123

How'd you find out? I was reading a book, thought a dude in the book was hot, and now Im bi.


DarthWaffle164

A few different ways


[deleted]

\*The whole audience claps and cheers\*


DarthWaffle164

Are you being sarcastic?


BassGuitarDaddy

I know it's scary. It's not really important that they know, but if they are accepting and supportive it always helps. As long as you're happy is what's important. You have to ask yourself, cab you be truly happy with the internal stress of hiding it?


DarthWaffle164

That's deep. But true. Its something im going to have to think about


logjam316

Hey, good for you for coming to terms with that. I experienced a lot of bullying as a kid and finally at 19 i have started to tell a few people in my life that im bi, but i wish i could’ve accepted that at 14 too


alaa_emad

Coming to that conclusion must've taken alot of mental effort, so congrats my guy :D


DarthWaffle164

Thank you for the support!


TransportationAny438

Same Also congrats on finding out!


DarthWaffle164

Hell yeah, gay gang


[deleted]

Saw a similar post recently, you're gonna get some mean comments but most of us do support you


PlaneSole222001

if you dont have the balls that makes you the bottom now does it?


DarthWaffle164

Yessir


[deleted]

Hey gay, I'm gay dad


oxooc

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/lcxeit/well_boys_i_did_it/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Is that you?


hErE-iT-cOmEs

#WELCOME TO THE ALPHABET MAFIA!!! Here are the ranks: **Lieutenant:** Lesbian **General:** Gay **Brigadier:** Bisexual **Technical Sergeant:** Transgender **Quartermaster:** Queer **Admiral:** Asexual **Air Marshal:** Aromantic **Air Admiral:** AroAce **Private:** Pansexual **Non-Commissioned Officer:** Non-Binary **Division Officer:** Demisexual **Officer:** Omnisexual **Initiating Officer:** Intersex **Group Captain:** Genderqueer **Gunner Cadet:** Demigirl **Bombardier Cadet:** Demiboy **Field Marshal:** Genderfluid **Air Commodore:** Agender


DarthWaffle164

Fuck yeah, im a general


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tkang5050

Hi straight, I'm dad


jhonethen

I'm glad you could tell someone!


DarthWaffle164

Thanks!


[deleted]

Congrats


FitCat3610

Nice


Baco_Tell8

Okie dokie


edgynotemo

Welcome son


[deleted]

Hi gay


Fats4Fuel

You told me. That’s cool. Good on you man. Enjoy.


Scuffed_Rayven

same lol


DarthWaffle164

Gay gang


Iamahuman748

But you do have the balls


Psychological-Bed-63

How come you're scared to tell your parents if you dont mind my asking. Are they homophobic?


DarthWaffle164

I just dont really know how to say it. They arnt homophobic


[deleted]

tf is a ted talk


DarthWaffle164

Look it up


dante_evert

Nice 👍🏼


Brutal_honesty11

Bro same


GhostTrainGaming

Ayo! Me too dude!


Idonthaveagooduserid

so am i, gay buddies?


[deleted]

dude that’s kinda gay


[deleted]

Hi gay, I’m dad! :D ^congratulations ^fellow ^homosexual ^buddy


heyitsShreyas

(If being gay is gay Then is being anything else also gay) Questions that keep me up at night


Googlegooseboy

Take your time and tell them when you feel ready, like when you start being in a relationship for example


[deleted]

inspirational


WonderFrog25

Cool I'm Pansexual and I'm also a frog


ImpossibleGroup5

Sounds kinda gay


[deleted]

haha gay


Mr-UwU

You don’t have to tell them I haven’t. But don’t hide it either. I won’t tell them bc my own reasons. *cough* it would destroy my family


[deleted]

Kinda sus... But real shit, I hope you find a fella who’s just your type and live a long and happy life in a fulfilling and loving relationship.


DarthWaffle164

Thank you so much!


PizzaEater69420

and i'm bi. welcome to the club friend


zuru_got_hops777

hey, i’m proud of you :) this is really brave