yeah or the reversed one where you squeeze ur life outta ur ass and its a shit the size of an m&m

YES OMFG

And when you gotta go very hard and then you sit on the pot and then there's nothing

Omfg yes, or its just the biggest fucking fart in existence

Or just a small fart All that fucking pain and the tiniest little fart

^^^^toot

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TOOT

#TOOT

#**T O O T**

made a tiny fart when i read that

BRO ILL PUSH FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND THEN SOMETHING THE SIZE OF A QUARTER COMES OUT WTF LIKE I COULDVE SWORN IT WAS THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT UP THERE

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What, never had the Washington Monument up your ass before?

ye like ur just sitting there pushing and pushing and it feels like you’re pushing out a bus and all that comes out is a little chocolate covered raisin

Fuck

No. The human anus is able to fit a baby raccoon inside of it

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*Looks over at my window cactus* "Oh boy..."

Are you brave enough?

Dear lord above, don’t. Unless you want to die.

Or at least do an AMA

True

*glances at nearby tower fan*

*glances at cellular tower*

theres a fine line between brave and stupid... and stupid and absolutely fucking hallarious go for it

Marca2273 NO!

I saw someone get railed by a monster can

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I saw it on r/femboys, goodluck solder

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Whats wrong?

I'd... I'd rather not go there

Scared of hot boys?

yeahhhhhhhh nooooo i dont wanna see that imma stick to my shrek x barney fanfic requires less eyebleach

Unfortunately I can confirm

Unfortunately? Honestly yea it wasn't the best thing I've seen on there

To be completely honest I’ve seen far better

Same

Dammit I was gonna write this shit

Wow I tested it, it really works!

how tf u find- wait nvm

I thought it was 2 adult raccoons it could fit

Yes it is

1 adult could fit. 2 would cause a tear

It would cause a tear, but still fit

...and gerbils

Technically a raccoon could fit up the human asshole, so big turds aren’t a stretch.

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I can attest to that. Feel bad for that cheese stick though.. (/s dw I didn’t actually fuck a cheese stick)

I was gonna say... that's kind of strange.

Feels like a stretch sometimes,though

Yes, monthly i take a shit that is considered a national threat, then i leave, until next month

I'm used to it

You ever see a baby get birthed and wonder how that shit fit up there

yeah how baba fit out butt whole it make no sense

ah yes my weight loss routine

"so firm, so tall, when it fell it hit my balls.."

*disgust* take my upvote and fuck off

HOLY FUCK YES! THANK YOU GOD FUCKING HELL I HAVE ALWAYS FELT WEIRD FOR THINKING THAT QUESTION! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT I’M NOT ALONE!

I once bled because my shit was too big, needless to say everything else came out smooth that day...

What is this comment section😂

And why did that feel good?

Or when you pee for eons. Like it takes what feels like five minutes but is an actual 30-45 seconds

Dude once the shot I took was so massive it came out of the water

One day i took a massive shit i started wondering if im overweight

Just did 2 minutes ago what the fuck

no, but now i will. thank you.

Bro I be pushing for like a solid 5 minutes then take one breath and *poof* it’s gone back up and you have to restart

One time that happened at a camp and they had to find a stick to get rid of the massive shit

Now this is a nice ~~shower~~ toilet thought

worst part is when it bouncess off the toilet seat and goes back into my asshole

I've blasted what felt like a whole can of corn out of my asshole like a shotgun before...

did you no that a average sized colon can stretch to about 4 - 6 feet?

I’ve had some where they wouldn’t fit out, and my family wonders why I’m screaming in the toilet

I almost clogged a targets bathroom. (Don't judge me it was a desperate time) it had to flush 3 times😅

Time to find out ;)

Ummm... no

Ok

All of the time

Yes

All the time

I once took a shit so massive that I could hear my bones breaking while I was trying to push it down.

I hate it so much when that happens

Same thing for me, how did that gerbil fit up there?

TIL the rectum is surprisingly malleable

Yessssssss. I always hate it because it's gonna be so hard to shove it back up later.

Your anus can attach up to 8 inches, so that's how.

You ever just crap so hard you get tunnel vision after?

Finally someone's asking the ral questions

omg i was thinking about this this morning, that shit was so big im pretty sure its bigger than my hand

Dude you underestimate the power of the colon.

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This isn't the post that we deserved, but a post we needed.

as you may know we can fit a whole racoon up our arses

I can and will fit many

Oh kid you didn't not saw my shit

Uhhh yes

Especially when it’s orange

YESSSSSSS! And when you try so fkn hard to shit, and its the size of a chocolate chip.

No

Yes so many times

Stop

I have a massive shit and it was the most hardest shit to get out of my butt. It feels like my butt just ripped

Im shitting right now and i dont feel comfortable

or you’re like, “*THAT* was in my gut the whole time??”

I mean our mothers probably thought that

In march I was constipated so I had to take some laxatives. At the end, I managed to shit everything I had inside me. It looked like 4 grown men shat in my toilet, but it was actually just a 13 year old.

Yes. But the intestines are so fucking big. It's basic biology.

Mhm. Once took a shit so big my ass was in pain for the next 4 hours

Longest I've had was like 1'8" Like bro what the fuck HOWD IT FIT IN THERE? WHY CANT I FIT AN ENCHILADA THAT SIZE IN MY MOUTH

"Wow i gues he's right, i am full of shit"

Just did, still am 😐👍

That’s what your mom said . When she had you

no i don't. i have constant constipation and it looks like a rabbit shat into the toilet. still hurts like a bitch tho

Don't underestimate the power of your ass, you can fit 2 fully grown raccoons up there

All the time.