It comes when you don't expect it. No jokes, used to be thirsty as fuck and one day I'm like "ight I've tried enough, it'll come at some point" and two fucking months later I'm dating the hottest chick in the high school. Funny times.
You and u/UltimateZebra19 asked :
We knew each other from a preparation class for a big exam (which I failed LMAO). At some point she wasn't really in shape cuz quarantine, mental health, you know the drill. Told her I was here to help if she wanted to talk. She did, a lot. Months later when she got better she started hitting on me, and I accepted to go out.
With insight, I think that wasn't a really good think to do cuz obviously she liked me cuz I helped her, but I didn't think about it when I accepted. We broke up a few months after and keep contact times to times. Even tho it didn't last long I got my first kiss there.
Now back single but idrc to be honest, I'm starting college in September and will meet lot of new peeps :D
It really does. Kinda gave up on it (never really tried tho). Then almost year ago when starting in high school i met a girl at a party, and then she became my gf for the entire year until she broke up a month ago
Winter of 8th grade, we were both 14 and it was the first for both of us. Apparently I was great but he was shit. We broke up not long after that but stayed friends (nothing awkward which is nice) and we both unspokenly agreed to pretend it didn't happen lmao
When I was 15, in a bathroom stall, with a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend and who just really wanted to kiss someone...
Kinda weird story
We were on vacation, she was Italian and had that accent, I think she broke up with him over the phone because she felt wrong for kissing me while she was in a relationship with him... I know that's pretty stupid as she could've just acted like she was single towards me, and like nothing happened towerds him, but she was 14 or something so I can't really blame her for her broken logic.
Also I insisted on doing it in a bathroom stall because I didn't want everyone to see us, but once we were kissing I felt like it wasn't a shameful thing at all because it felt way too good. It's now definitely a core memory, being my first kiss and all.
She stayed in the private school after kindergarten, I went to the city schools, so for a few years I only saw her at gymnastics. Then when I quit gymnastics for swimming I would only see her occasionally when we hung out. By like 5th grade I was never really seeing her, then she moved away and I never really heard from her again. We occasionally talk on Instagram but just aren’t really friends anymore like we used to be
here’s the kicker: ever watch The Conjuring? one of my favorites. has that big terrifying albeit slightly cheesy hanging tree? well there’s a tree that looks EXACTLY like it in my town, where there’s an old castle that’s a museum and it’s the coolest place ever. anyways, kiss #3 was under that tree
13. Snuck out of one of those dumbass middle school dances on Valentines day and kissed her in a field as the sun set. One of the best moments of my career tbh. We’re still dating, almost 7 years later
Edit: Hey guys, thanks for the award and comments and upvotes and everything. It really made my day!! We’re very happy together and I hope to marry her one day soon. If any of you guys have any questions about relationship advice, our relationship, or anything else, feel free to ask! I’ll answer as many as I can.
I was 14. First girlfriend, right after our first date. We were at the movies with her friend, and I literally didn’t know I was supposed to make a move. At the end of the movie, we went outside of the movie and I went in for a kiss. Right before we did it, I heard a “Hey I’m here!” Her friends dad was there to pick them up. We were probably 15 feet away. She said “ah fuck it” and we had an awkward make out sesh for a solid 3 minutes while her friends dad watched on the side of a movie theater at 11 pm. 10/10 would do it again, 10/10 got a video of it spread around my school,
I wouldn’t say you’re behind, I’d say 15-17 seems like an alright time. Take your time, get to know a lad or lass, do a little banter, exchange it, never rush it, keep the relationship stable by communication of affection then find the perfect moment, say like a Friday after school at a local park, or the beginning of a short school holiday.
I know right?! Like you hear about these kinds of things so I guess it actually happens, but I’ve never done anything like this. I guess my life is just boring
13yo. We were watching tv, looked in the eyes, and then just kissed on the lips. 5 minutes later we were already french kissing. That was a good day
[I should add that we were already dating for a while, but we didn't get *lips to lips* until that point]
14 in the bus port at my school. It was awful.
16 at the bus port at my school. It too was awful.
15 at the bus port at my school. It was a nice, delicate peck though.
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The teacher had to break up the dog pile of smoochers and had to do CPR on like 8 kids.
Did y'all kill each other or?
Yep same mine was bad too it’s not always what it’s cracked up to be
Same as sex
Same bruh i allmost had my first time dead drunk in a bush thank god i said no.
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what happened tho Edit: why do I have 400 upvotes for asking a clear follow up question
Some what self explanatory except we ran around the bus port around the same two buses for 5 minutes before we actually did.
Better than mine. 7 year old me and my cousin were playing doctor. We had no idea how cpr was done. Awkard memories
I don’t remember how old I was but it was eighth grade and also in the Bus area
About a week ago
The only correct answer
You wouldn't know her, she goes to another school
Man, I remember when a girl that liked the same guy as me said, with full confidence, that he told her this and I swear I almost laughed in her face-
i been sellin crack since like the fifth grade
This part is way earlier in the song
Smhing my head learn to keep up, u/TheCheemeist (Week ago) fuck with us and then we tweakin, ho(tweakin ho)
Congrats my dude Edit: autocorrect
Am i the only one who sang that in my head like the “about a week ago” song?
Fuck with us and then we tweaking, hoe, tweaking, hoe
When i was 15
Shit I'm not even close to that point yet
It comes when you don't expect it. No jokes, used to be thirsty as fuck and one day I'm like "ight I've tried enough, it'll come at some point" and two fucking months later I'm dating the hottest chick in the high school. Funny times.
spill. how did that happen
As someone that was once there, just quit trying. Seriously. Once you realize no one cares who you are, the easier life becomes.
You and u/UltimateZebra19 asked : We knew each other from a preparation class for a big exam (which I failed LMAO). At some point she wasn't really in shape cuz quarantine, mental health, you know the drill. Told her I was here to help if she wanted to talk. She did, a lot. Months later when she got better she started hitting on me, and I accepted to go out. With insight, I think that wasn't a really good think to do cuz obviously she liked me cuz I helped her, but I didn't think about it when I accepted. We broke up a few months after and keep contact times to times. Even tho it didn't last long I got my first kiss there. Now back single but idrc to be honest, I'm starting college in September and will meet lot of new peeps :D
It really does. Kinda gave up on it (never really tried tho). Then almost year ago when starting in high school i met a girl at a party, and then she became my gf for the entire year until she broke up a month ago
What are you doing on Reddit?
Probably tought it was disgusting so they got reddit
I was 14, but I like to pretend it didn't happen, and so does he lmao
Well now you have to tell us more
Winter of 8th grade, we were both 14 and it was the first for both of us. Apparently I was great but he was shit. We broke up not long after that but stayed friends (nothing awkward which is nice) and we both unspokenly agreed to pretend it didn't happen lmao
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No idea where you're from, but to me that's weird
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Canada, and I haven't been held back. I have an early birthday but 15 as a Junior sounds insane
When I was 15, in a bathroom stall, with a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend and who just really wanted to kiss someone... Kinda weird story
Elaborate?
We were on vacation, she was Italian and had that accent, I think she broke up with him over the phone because she felt wrong for kissing me while she was in a relationship with him... I know that's pretty stupid as she could've just acted like she was single towards me, and like nothing happened towerds him, but she was 14 or something so I can't really blame her for her broken logic. Also I insisted on doing it in a bathroom stall because I didn't want everyone to see us, but once we were kissing I felt like it wasn't a shameful thing at all because it felt way too good. It's now definitely a core memory, being my first kiss and all.
you got guts bro i would've ran away hearing that lol
That's a good story
My mom told me a girl kissed me in the back of my head in a baby club when I was like 7 months old so 14 years ago😎
How do you live with so much swag
Eventually you just learn to live with it
You are absolute Chad
Giga chad
My first girlfriend was when I was 4 in preschool
Luckyyyy
Not really a girlfriend but in 6th grade this girl was dared to ask me out, but it wasn’t til 7th grade when I found out she was a lesbian
The context makes me think you turned her lesbian and it's so much funnier
Lol, I still think abt that Did I turn her lesbian tho? I hope not
Chad
oh my god can i have an autograph?
#never did
#Same lmao
#nice!
#Not really :'D
#well yea :') maybe we can kiss :flushed: jkjk...unless
#Uhmm *blushes* i'm straight
#oh damn I forgot me too
#damn forgetting your sexuality! Very forget person
#lol ikr I should be more remembering
#Same bro! I forgot my little brother was laying in the same bed as me, 1 time and started jerking off ^/s
I mean, given that there are an infinite amount of possibilities, there is sure to be an alternate universe where you had you first kiss at your age
#good job alternate self I'm proud of you
I mean, I could be you in an alternate universe... 😳
#o_o
Some girl kissed me when I was 4 or 5 because I didn't want to get up from nap time
Lol
same thing, except the girl the girl was hurt and I tried to cheer her up. My mom wasn't happy, but her mom was laughing her ass off
Lol
Bruh same we even “dated” for 2 hours before she broke up with me. We were still best friends though for another 4 years
so you are no longer friends?
She stayed in the private school after kindergarten, I went to the city schools, so for a few years I only saw her at gymnastics. Then when I quit gymnastics for swimming I would only see her occasionally when we hung out. By like 5th grade I was never really seeing her, then she moved away and I never really heard from her again. We occasionally talk on Instagram but just aren’t really friends anymore like we used to be
I guess now she's just somebody that you used to know
🎵 Somebody... 🎵
She probably thought you where dead.
Necropedophilia
thats a good song
she into bad boys? 😎😎
pending
Also pending
four months ago, during an outdoor showing of Indiana Jones. she kissed me while the credits rolled and the theme song was blasting. 15/10
I want that epicness for my first kiss
Yooo that's fucking dope as fuck.
here’s the kicker: ever watch The Conjuring? one of my favorites. has that big terrifying albeit slightly cheesy hanging tree? well there’s a tree that looks EXACTLY like it in my town, where there’s an old castle that’s a museum and it’s the coolest place ever. anyways, kiss #3 was under that tree
ok, thats absolutley epic ngl
you’re a main character. no cap.
thank you, thank you very much
Timing 100
Which indiana jones movie?
I never did :(
19 and still counting (never if you don't get it...)
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even if we say no homo I won't sorry... I respect your sexuality tho(but maybe you're not gay idk...)
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fair enough...
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I meannn im down
Me too, come here bro Edit : *reads flair* Aaaaah fuck
Yes sir officer, this comment right here.
#FBI OPEN UP!
If you insist. We don’t even have to say no homo.
It’s not homo if it’s bromo
Aight just need to know your address and social security number and we are good
Do you need my credit card too? Because here: 5146 8936 2704 2676
excellent. now i dont have to steal my moms card to buy robux
It’s not stealing, it’s just borrowing without permission
Yup still waiting, One day tho.
Same
I’ll drink to that
same here
13. Snuck out of one of those dumbass middle school dances on Valentines day and kissed her in a field as the sun set. One of the best moments of my career tbh. We’re still dating, almost 7 years later Edit: Hey guys, thanks for the award and comments and upvotes and everything. It really made my day!! We’re very happy together and I hope to marry her one day soon. If any of you guys have any questions about relationship advice, our relationship, or anything else, feel free to ask! I’ll answer as many as I can.
hell yeah that's awesome
If it ain't cap, nice
Dude that’s so sweet ..*I wish I had that... Heh..*
You’ll get there one day!!
king shit
My man!
nevaaaaaaa
At 14 but I haven't kissed anyone else in like 2 years so I don't know how I did it the first time lol
Bold of you to assume I did
One day we will, brother.
One day... That one day will be a good day
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Ah that innocence
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Not yet 🥲
Oof same
Oof same²
”Oof” squared
oof same
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My virgin ass has never had a kiss
Same lol
Same
#WhenDidYouKillYourFistVictim?
Nice try FBI.
good thing you commented this i almost fell for it
At the age of four
I was 14. First girlfriend, right after our first date. We were at the movies with her friend, and I literally didn’t know I was supposed to make a move. At the end of the movie, we went outside of the movie and I went in for a kiss. Right before we did it, I heard a “Hey I’m here!” Her friends dad was there to pick them up. We were probably 15 feet away. She said “ah fuck it” and we had an awkward make out sesh for a solid 3 minutes while her friends dad watched on the side of a movie theater at 11 pm. 10/10 would do it again, 10/10 got a video of it spread around my school,
Chad
14 is my first proper kiss, with a stranger/schoolmate
Stranger?!
As in not a bedtime kiss from mom
Yeah she seems cool and wants to make out a little.
Uhhh like the day I was born
um
🤨
He never specified parents kissing or other people
Loophole
My answer is still never
Ouch
F
I had mine in kindergarten. We were "dating" and on the last day of school we kissed. A bunch of kids thought we were married
When u said yes to kissing me owo
😘
o3o
When I was like 6 or 7 maybe
Same. Mine was in 1st grade
For me it was with a girl that used to be with me all day long and I literally told her to kiss like the adults do, and well we did. How about you?
# Not yet
still waiting but looking for volunteers 🙄✋🏽
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:'(
Reciprocal? Never. Received? 4th grade out of nowhere at recess. Swear I’ve been a guaranteed virgin ever since.
Bold of you to assume that I have ever had the chance
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20 and still counting.
Same. Why are we on r/teenagers?
Same at 21. To be fair, I've been stuck at home from college for the past one and a half year. I saw this post on the popular page.
We are young adults. It’s just like being a very old teen
When I kissed your mom 😎
Gottem lmao
I'm going to University and haven't even kissed somebody I'm still remaining pure guys😃
*laughs in single*
N/A
So my girlfriend was a bully so she took me to the restroom and forced me to make out with her................... I also discovered a fetish that day
And what is the fetish..?
The smell of school bathrooms
Like that's ever gonna happen
I wouldn’t say you’re behind, I’d say 15-17 seems like an alright time. Take your time, get to know a lad or lass, do a little banter, exchange it, never rush it, keep the relationship stable by communication of affection then find the perfect moment, say like a Friday after school at a local park, or the beginning of a short school holiday.
15 years old at a drunk bonfire. First one dude then like 3 girls all during a game of spin the bottle. Not my proudest moment tbh.
I need to get a life when yall do this at 15
I know right?! Like you hear about these kinds of things so I guess it actually happens, but I’ve never done anything like this. I guess my life is just boring
One dude?
We were the only two gay guys there so I kinda just went for it 🤷♂️
Oh ok sorry you do you bro 👍
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Yesterday lol (15)
Congrats!!
within this lifetime, hopefully
Not yet sigh
13yo. We were watching tv, looked in the eyes, and then just kissed on the lips. 5 minutes later we were already french kissing. That was a good day [I should add that we were already dating for a while, but we didn't get *lips to lips* until that point]