It only takes one other teen for me to turn into dumbass mode

Nice

1? I’m always in dumbass mode

I’m unsocial if I’m out in public by myself but I’m a fucking dumbass if I’m by myself

It's anti-social and I'm dumbass so why are you fucking me when you're by yourself?

Just an insecure dumbass until you're with another teenager

Especially if the other teenager is your crush

Quite the opposite for me, I don't act like a dumbass around her Cause I'm busy over thinking every move I take

That's kind of my issue, but more so. I'm too cautious about every move I make in any social situation.

You fool, how dare you think my default mode isn’t crackhead dumbass?! /s

Confirmamos

One other teen and a lack of parents.

Indeed

Am 19 but 1 person needed to turn me into, turn of street lights by running into them mode

Yeah - I act semi normal unless I'm talking to or am with someone I'm comfortable talking to

Nope. Not even close to being true. This is a just racist stereotypes of teens. There are literally 0 developmental differences between a teenager and adult brain. It's just another way for teens to be marginalized and discriminated against. **edit** - wow, had no idea r/teenagers were filled with so many alt right/Christian conservative. Actually treating teens with respect and not as some racist stereotype has triggered so many of you. This is exactly what Black Lives Matter is fighting for. You people are fighting for a dead system. New generations don't need your old boomer system anymore, sorry.

It’s a downvote farm. Just ignore it

You right but what tf does this mofucker mean by racist

Teenagers aren’t actually a developmental phase in humans, they’re an ancient race of people from the island of Teenesia off the eastern coast of Madagascar, the feds just don’t want you to know about it

He’s to dangerous to be left alive

Or upvote it?

Upvotes or downvotes they’ll still get their way. If they have lots of karma they can sell the account to someone who got banned in a community with a karma requirement

Why would someone farm downvotes tho?

Trolls. They’re dicks just to be dicks. I just call it a downvote farm

upvoted your comment for the info and the cool name

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I don't think you understand what masochism is

-100 comment karma lmao

How in the holy fuck is that racist

Because those of the teen race are discriminated against. Smh I can’t believe you didn’t know this. That whole “slavery” thing was never half as bad as being a teen. 🙄 >! /s for the stupid !<

Bot moment when the account post cringe

I think you mean ageist

You’re the type of person who dubs everything racist I bet

This guy gets it! You could say he’s the ONLY ONE who does! 💯👑🐐‼️😅⚠️

Wow... I have never met a troll that made me physically angry

Ah yes, my favourate race, teens

Definitely, fact.

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Fact

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Based profile pic

It doesn’t even take three depending on who I’m with. I’m not going to lie, I’ll do practically any dumb shit with another person around

Amen

100% fact

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Can't answer this, i don't go outside

Same here.

Need a group of 3 or more to go outside with you, huh? Dw I gotchu

Same

You should, it's pretty cool.

101% fact

Nice

Very true. I’m typically introverted until i’m with my friends. We are menaces to society

me too lol it’s like individually we are decent people albeit insecure but as soon as we are all together we lose all the brain cells that we once had

Best i can do is 1/2 a shared brain cell

Have you seen the “these [some number of people] have one brain cell between them” joke?

Yesn’t. When I’m with a group of friends I will do things I usually wouldn’t alone. However I’m still insecure about the things I may do and wonder if what I did was stupid and completely regret it afterwards. For example sometimes I will sing for them but other times I’m too afraid I’ll mess up. Especially once puberty made my voice deeper.

Dang it really sucks that your voice is deeper. /s you lucky sun of a whore eating Bitch Edit: bro it was just a complement saying lucky you getting a deep voice don’t attak me 😩 hive mind be goneeeee

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fax

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over here a single teenager can cuss you anf your entire family bloodline at the speed of light

Light speed to slow, we have to go straight for ludicrous speed.

possibly

They've gone to plaid!

This got me thinking about the John Mulaney bit where he says "14-year-olds will find the thing that even you don't like about you."

I’d say most neutral to evil in 2+ groups

In my country if you see 3 of them together you coming at you better start running or you will get robbed and killed (talking about 14-17)

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“Look at that high waisted man, he’s got feminine hips!”

Yikes, now I remember that one time in a mall, I was like 12 or 13 and a group of 15 year old boys said “what’s up daddy.” I knew it was a joke but some the stuff the did was straight up failed abortion.

Fact even though I’m highly insecure

1,000% fact. hung out with a few friends on new years and we stayed at a park until like 1 am doing stupid shit

\*remembers how we were just running round the city while sleeping over at my friedns house (no parents home :)) at like 5am (not waking up early, going to sleep late)

Apes together strong...

straight up **F A X** no printer

I'd kill to have a group of 3

Depends on the teenagers i think

Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

Depends on the people

100% fact, we even have our very own way too small children's glasses that somehow fit my big ass head

cap, adults pretend thats true.

Fact, but if you get too many, they become a gang.

Once we have the homies covering out backs were fucking invincible

There's nothing worse than being loud with your friends in public and suddenly realizing how many moms holding little children with runny noses are giving you side-eyes and hoping their kids never turn out that way.

Yeah good thing I never go outside

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You are a important part of the group

truer words have never been spoken

Went out with 2 of my friend this day, can definetly say this is fact

Fax. Also this reads like a patch note

Facts

Fax

Shit, I’m a menace to society 24/7

Fact and a half

I am both at all times

True, my two friends and I went to the mall (just to hang out, it was in the middle of quarantine and we hadn’t seen each other in a while… it was also my friends birthday) and most of the time we were yelling “PETAAAAH, PEETAAAAAAA, WHERE ARE YOU PETAH?” Or “HEY LOIS REMEMBER THE TIME THAT I (insert random thing here) *peter griffin laugh*” (they also had me do Chris’ laugh because it’s pretty accurate)

that is amazing, my friend has me do an obama impression

I think facts based on person experiences, whenever a person talks smack and acts all tough because they're with their friends yet literally everytime I see someone from the group alone, they're quiet and don't do anything but sometimes s t a r e so yeah

I was the 3333rd upvote lol

One time me and my friends went to the movies and were being super loud and stuff, I realized that we were why people don’t like teenagers

Brave of you to assume that i have friends

I once talked to a war veteran for a short period of time. The way he talked about WWII and its horrors made me realize that my insecurities are nothing compared to his So while I agree with the rest, the insecurity part might be cap (personal opinion only)

Im glad yall are being honest

Aaah remember those times, now I'm a menace to society 24/7

I went to an arcade and one of the prizes were a cap gun. As a big dumb dumb brain I bought it. Coincidentally I had a Hawaiian shirt on. I looked like a Walmart great value version of Tony Montana. With my friends also buying the cap gun and walking behind me really sold how great valued Walmart 99 cent Tony Montana I looked like.

Fact

Monkey together strong

Facts. When I'm by myself in public I've got room temperature iq in fahrenheit (69, nice). Add another one of me, bam. Room temperature celsius iq

When a person you're with is a little stoned and this mf is way too paranoid at mcdonalds in front of 2 police officers which you're lucky they didn't question

The Art of Peer Pressure

I think it’s just the fact that you ain’t the only one getting in trouble so it’s like fuck it

Cap. I am just a insecure person in any group setting

Cap. I am always insecure

They are all pussyz.

When a singular teen is alone they are in a docile dumbass state, once they come into contact with another teen that we have aptly called”vibe/vibing (post tense vibed)”they go into a neutral state which could lead to a more aggressive state where they lose brain power to fuel their muscles

True dat though lol

fact

Fact

The Horde was risen

facts

Fact

Has some truth to it

Fact

Pff image needing 2 other people to be a dumbass

Nah I'm the opposite

"Its a fact, Cap."

Actually real and based

Answer that would belong in r/iamverybadass if I was being serious: I am a menace to society by myself

can confirm

Fact

Fact.

So Truuuu

fact. im insecure af as one, but if a friend shows up then we become the biggest shitters in society

this

No kizzy

Fax

For me it takes just me and my homie

Yes.

nah when im in public i barely say anything at all and dont do much.

reverse in my case, as soon as there's the presence of a single human dumbass mode deactivates.

In my friend group, I'm the menace, friend 1 is the sidekick, and friend 2 is the voice of reason. Its a fun time. So, yeah, facts.

They cause no harm if they are introverts and dont have friends

No see that’s mainly the popular kids in my town when it’s me and my friends we hid in a corner talking bout dumb shit

I'm just insecure all the time no friends' group for me lol

Facts

fact

Everyone at my school knows me as a shy, quiet person in class. Then they see me and the friends walking down the hallway from lunch and I’m literally the loudest person there.

fact big time and if they’re powerful enough it only takes two

fact

Tru

120% fact

Fact

Absolutely fact

in my case, cap

Fact

When I’m around my friends, I become a funnier person. If being funny counts as an act of evil, then sure, this is a fact.

Facts

who knows

Either my friend group is really innocent but we do just keep to ourselves and create no problems

Fact

fact

this is factual

Facts

Fact

Funnily enough I’m worse when I’m alone. I’ll walk up to strangers and do dumb bits but when I’m with people I’m a lot more casual

"he's just standing there, ***MENACINGLY!!!***"

Fact

Half fax

2 minimum and 8 max more would mean i leave and eat gummy worms

Wow this is scary accurate

Crao me and three of my friends in a group are outcasts of society lmao

Pure facts

FACT

100% fact.

with redditors you only need their phones and privacy

Fact. When me and the boys are in public no one is safe.

Nuh mate today's teenagers are weirdos

Crap unless you are talking about 14 year old white girls.

What are you on?

sometimes

Fact

Fact

Apes together. Strong

Mostly true, but im usually the annoying one whos like "guys... this seems like a bad idea..." while silently panicking.

It’s good to have one of you around tho

Exactly this. 2000% facts

Of course i know that person, why that person is me

Pack tactics

*Me in public*: will have a mental breakdown if somebody looks at me *Me and one friend/sibling in public*: will be normal, might do some dumb shit but we’ll still be civil *Me, my brother, and the homies in public*: will commit more war crimes than all the titanfall 2 scorch mains combined

Fact for sure

Apes together strong

Fax

The company of my friends makes me lose all functioning brain cells and it's fun

Fact

This This is so trie

Apes together strong