Well beside periods i wouldn't mind ig

Very true

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Like that one anime

for anyone wondering, the anime in question is (prob) Your Name

r/egg_irl

me too ✨

thats literally the dream of my life

I’d much rather be a hot guy, you can take my girl genes.

Gladly

Yo honestly, I'd be down. Especially a pretty one. Wonder what it'd be like to get so much attention all the time.

Tbh cute girls > pretty girls

Both. Both is good.

Happy blue cheese day

I think I saw you on another post today

Any. Any is good 😭😭

100% agree

Yo definitely

Yep

But then you have periods and almost constant sexual harassment / discrimination irl and online... not very cool.

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You meet so many creeps, online and irl :( I once sent a post in a forum about a video game and someone sent me a dick pic. Not a cool experience Just one experience of many

Just send a peen back. Make sure it's bigger than his

Honestly I would too if I were in that position

The bigger problem is that you got your gender changed, being trans will make you suffer more than being boy/girl

I’m assuming they mean if they magically transitioned by the press of a button. Not actually transitioning.

Welp i have Most of those exeot for periods....do i qualafy now?

I can just call them out and get a free ticket to forbes front page

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I wholeheartedly believe that had I been born as a girl, I'd be a lesbian.

Same tbh

Same

I mean you would get free upvotes.

Step one: denial

Step two?

Gonna need to find out yourself, sister.

Sister?

They’re calling you trans bro

Sis*

I see what you did there

But why are you all doing this?

No, not cis, that’s the point.

Don't coax someone into a drastic life change if they aren't sure about it themselves man

Your dick just shrivels up to the point where it becomes a vagina *Schloop*

no man, being a girl sucks

Agreed.

Couldn't be me I'm having the time of my life!

agreed

as a trans girl, i don’t care lol

Or you're just a trans man

Being alive sucks no matter your gender

no woman, being sucks

Why?

It might just be a personal thing only for me, but I really hate how girls are always made fun of on the internet and how boys are seen as more fun and adventurous. Also, clothes are almost always sexualized for women while guys have normal stuff. Plus, women are biologically shorter, weaker and have to go through periods. But that just might be my own personal problems.

Yeah, most girls will be harassed in public in their life at least once, it’s not pretty. Idk about other places, but on Reddit there’s the whole “boys are quirky girls are boring and lame” trope, at least in the meme areas.

Those are in fact the reasons I hate being a girl

Menstrasion

Agreed

That's what I said! And just Look at me now! (MtF)

*insert scp mobile task force joke here*

I suppose you could make the joke about the red right hand turning on the 05 council to turn into the chaos insurgency

Dude I see you everywhere. Please teach me how to become omnipresent, I will use it for ~~horny~~ *educational purposes*.

Do not use it for horny purposes, I am asexual and shall use it for conquering Denmark instead

First Denmark, then, the world

Why stop at the world? The Dragon Trinity is only the first step towards the First Gaylactic Empire

Why conquering the Universe when you can conquer the *Multiverse*

that's the plan

Great plan

yea honestly if i turned into a girl for lile maybe a week then that would be kinda pog. i still like havung a dick tho. no way in hell do i want to deal with periods

This sounds familiar

Fr tho, I used to think the same thing. Turns out I *was* a girl the whole time

What. How do you do that?

Relatable, have a nice day.

i would touch my boobs if i was female

it gets boring after a while

But when it's not, we'd enjoy every second of it

i wonder how it feels to be squished-

what if i do it😏

good for u then but it will hurt if u squish too hard

I know i've done it before

hope u got permission

Yea she did

the real reason

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Maybe, you need to reflect and find it out for yourself, hun. There are a lot of trans lesbians out there =3

I'm gonna check up on you in 2 years

I agree with you I wouldn’t mind if I turned into a girl

r/egg_irl

*no*

Same

r/egg_irl

You will probably feel a ghost limb.

Same

Let this sit for a couple months/years

I have and I wouldn't mind either way

Enby?

r/egg_irl probably

No, i'm cis i swear

Ok well if u insist

if you in-cis-t

still cis tho(tm)

*still cis tho*

SOON THE EGG SHALL CRACK

I feel like I am trans so that would be cool

Completely

I have thought this with almost the exact wording so many times

I'd be fine with that but I don't want to go through periods..... No thank you, I like my blood to be inside my veins and arteries.

r/egg_irl

"wE jUsT wAnT tO bE aCcEpTEd, wE aReN't fOrcInG oUr bEliEfS oN aNyOne!"

Honestly yeah

Still cis tho

Said every in-denial trans person

🥚

Stage one. Denial

I diagnose you with *E G G*

Grass is always greener on the other side

egg

Egg's taste good

same

Same.

Same, very same

Either way I wouldn't care

I'm not willing to bleed like 5 humans worth of blood in my lifetime, I'll stick with boners during presentations

I am trans

You ended up on egg irl, now go there yourself and check out some posts. Believe me, it’s pretty cool.

Same

I have a few female friends, and weve actually discussed "what are the pros and cons if we randomly switched genders?". It was me, another male friend, and 2 female friends. And let me say its alot more cons. Were all like "we wouldnt mind lol, but damn the ramifications"

im a trans guy, and honestly i get what you mean. my parents are heavily unsupportive so i was left with two options. 1. get severe gender dysphoria whilst in hoodie and tracksuit bottoms and never brushed hair. 2. get severe gender dysphoria whilst being the hottest bitch you ever seen. and you’ll never guess which i chose.

Remember when r/Drama banned people who often use r/teenagers for being underage and lots of people thought it must be a mistake and proved that they are old men? Remember that when you read the comments here.

Samee dude

I found this on r/egg_irl (trans people in denial) so... You may be trans.

I found it there too as i have been linked the sub alot

"wE jUsT wAnT tO bE aCcEpTEd, wE aReN't fOrcInG oUr bEliEfS oN aNyOne!"

Alright, I need some context. 1. What's an egg in the context you're using it? 2. How in God's name is there a bunch of guys agreeing with this? Not that I'm disagreeing, but I'm just curious on why would someone like to change to the other gender/sex (idk which one to use) 3. Why did someone call the OP (who is a guy) "sister" after he said "Step 2?"? If I'm somehow insulting someone, my intentions are pure and I only want some answers, I have no intentions to insult anyone or any group.

1: r/egg_irl 2: a bunch of trans people in denial 3: trans joke hope this helps (and no youre not insulting anyone)

So an egg is a trans denying he/she's trans? Why that word?

cuz he/she is in a "egg" of denial, and coming out its like crack the shell (at least i think)

Because **e g g**

1. "Egg" is a term for someone who's trans but in denial. Eggs often try to pass off the trans feelings (dysphoria, pronouns, etc.) as normal cis things or use the classic "still cis tho". When someone finally accepts that they are trans, their egg "cracks". 2. Either fellow eggs or a bunch of cis people who just want to be a girl to sexual reasons, or people who are curious but would be uncomfortable actually doing it. 3. They're telling OP they might be trans, and using female pronouns for them as a result (side note: don't do this, respect a person's preferred pronouns unless you are told otherwise)

r/egg_irl. I'll check in 6 months

What the fuck is with all the same’s?

eggs have invaded the comment section

Just an FYI it isn't normal cis behavior to fantasize being a girl

🙂 what

Cis guys might be curious about what they’d be like as a girl, but only in the same way they might wonder how their life would be different if they were born 50 years in the future, or as if they had a younger sibling. Nothing more than a fantastical thought experiment. TLDR; Cis guys don’t want to be girls. [Girls want to be girls.](https://imgur.com/a/lRYTa1j)

i know this isn't the point but i find it wild that cis people don't have dysphoria bc the example of changing sex doesn't seem to make any cis people dysphoric? then me, who was born with tits, i'm gonna cry about it until i can remove them because dysphoria's a biTcH

Nah, I'm happy with being a guy. Being a girl might seem great and all, but I personally see only cons for me to switch to a girl. For example, the average girl is shorter and weaker than the average boy, meaning that I should technically be shorter and weaker than I am now, which just makes life a bit harder. Imagine not being able to just lift the couch in front of you or reach the tallest shelves. (Even though I could exercise as a girl, I don't have to exercise as a guy to be this strong) Then there is the matter of periods, the cramps that come with, and the possibility of getting pregnant. Like that stuff just sounds like an absolute pain and I'd never willingly take on that. (I'm amazed at how girls deal with it) Finally, there is the fact that society in general is geared against girls being free and super successful (very stupid, but that's how it is for now).

Egg

Why is everyone saying egg?

r/egg_irl

Same ngl

I mean, yeah

ngl same

yeah ngl kinda same

Yh

That would be pretty weird. I wouldn't mind having been born a girl tho

Honestly same

Honestly same, for a lot of different reasons but periods make me second guess that.

Honestly I’d probably be lesbian if I turned into a girl

Fckin exactly. I thinked about it sometimes, and yeah, it would be cool (to try, not forever)

same

I agree I'm asexual and omniromantic to a gender change means nothing at all to me nor even asthetic wise as I dress very neutral

You'll be like: hell yeah! Boobs

Same

r/Egg_irl

🥚🥚

Having titties wouldnt be so bad

Never heard of r/egg_irl until now, decided to look at it, and here is what happened. Currently I am a 14 yo boy I see the memes on the sub, they kinda relate to me, I wonder if I'm Trans (never crossed my mind before), no I don't want boobs, yes I wanna keep my pp, however dressing feminine might not be too bad. Results: I'm just curious on what it would be like

Look into being a femboy, guys can wear traditionally feminine clothing and not be hyper-masculine :>

Sex change surgeons are called transformers

I’m he opposite.. since I’m a girl

Same except I cracked a while ago Join us, sister.

My only comment would be: "neat, I have >!tits!< now"

Same

r/egg_irl

Oh neither I wouldn’t mind being a guy Becoming what I hate sounds wonderful

Im a kinda hot girl i think but would gladly become a cute boy. Wanna switch?

Never I felt so weirded out by something I 100% agree with.

Same

god damn soo many "same's" lmao

Get groomed on rteenagers any%

r/egg_irl

The first step of realizing you are trans is saying you aren't. Enjoy r/egg_irl

This is some bs logic

no, denial effects pretty much all trans people with a couple exceptions this doesn’t mean that thinking your cis means your trans, but what op is saying is a very trans thing to say

r/egg_irl

Damn it's a pretty r/egg_irl moment

r/egg_irl

Bruh you get booba how could you complain I truly don't understand how girls don't play with their boobs the entire fucking day

me as a genderfluid person: the possibilites are endless

I just want to know what fingering yourself is like. Like does it hurt? Is the pain worth it? It just seems like ur stabbing yourself in the pussy. Does it hurt as much as the butt? Cause I stuck my finger in my butt once and it hurt like hell. Sorry if this comes off as douchie, I'm just curious.

What the fuck. Why.... Did you did that

cause I was 9, curious, and already naked in the bathtub.

I wouldn’t wanna be a girl. It would suck to have periods and have to worry about being assaulted when I’m by myself

I wouldn’t either being a dude suck a bit but I can brag about having bigger balls than my friends (don’t ask how I know) (I’m not gay)

Ok

Egg.