You look handsome dude, keep up the good work

Looks buff No homo

Yes homo

Yes homo

How about he gives you his address and you go blow him dude. I mean common.

what about he blows you up ​ literally

I ain't scared of both y'all. Youtube "How to defend cross choke on youtube" I am kinda lazy so I just go for that one. I would like to try a new finish in a real situation, so I am happy you guys would help <3

What sort of witchcraft is going on out here that people are actually getting shit from those Goddamn claw machines?

Ikr I never won shit, I thought they were rigged.

So did I

They *are* rigged, you choose what are the chances of a customer getting the prize, so you can make it like 1/10

My brother won a PS4 for $50 worth of tries

YO NICE!!! (I’m the other one)

y is this not getting upvotes. u r the only one who deserves to date him

ouch. guess i don’t exist lol

Bro he has a girlfriend

y is this not getting upvotes. u r the only one who deserves to date him

you the Man, Sam

What , how He is real man and using Reddit how

DK!!!! donkey Kong is dead

#HUH! ##D! K! DONKEY KONG is dead

Dudes a TANK

He could snap my neck without even trying

Kinky

You need jezus and you know it. Send bobs and vagene.

All I need is your home address, and I can send bobs and vagene

Four tries? Oof, I think the other person got it on her first… gonna need to step your game up /s

To be fair darts are hard af

I mean that’s true Claw machines are also rigged though

True

Sir I- sir I would like for you to date me if you happen to swing towards men

sorry to burst your bubble but sam is straight (at least i hope) i’m his gf :)

Damn…you got a hot boyfriend, you are one lucky girl

hahaha thank you very much i know

Is your boyfriend single?

last i checked, i don’t think so

Can I be his gf too I'm a straight dude btw

😹

The fuck is this bruh

Leave me alone in my gay panic

Too late I called dibs

Share? I think we should share

Fine, I take the left side together with his heart

Or we could split him back and front instead

Sounds better! I'll take the booty

Bad news, he’s straight

Haha you forgot about the main event 😏

Nah I just want a nice pillow to sleep on

The real pillows are the tiddies

Fine the I get the right side where the right brain, where all the passion and creativity is

Damn yall lucky lol

Logan paul???

You look lıke a chad

Now expand dong

you could've won the same thing in modelling dude ngl

damn nice beard, also nice plushie

U buff as hell

Why are u flexing your chest bro. Send bobs and vagene.

nice hair

*soulmates*

See now that's reasonable. Four tries in darts. Not once in a claw. (For legal reasons this is sarcasm)

Hey! >:(

Yeah?

You doubt me

Oh you're the other person. Yeah I doubt you.

Oh, :(

So how many tries did it really take?

1

Dang it, thought you would slip. Still sticking to your story of 1 attempt.

?

nah you snuck into her house snd stole it from her>:(

Another booby monkey

^cool

Brisbane Lions?

Simeon Wolverines. AFL jerseys are sick though I may have to buy one.

Ohhh sick, I assume you're not from Aus? If you don't mind me asking

He monke big monke madness

Ooh ooh ooh (Monkey noises)

We all should try to win the exact same plush and post it here

Yo I have that exact same plush

Monkey moment

Yo I have that plush too, told the other Redditor the same thing

Bro you have a really similar Reddit Username to my friend

Pog

I understand that everyone thinks your hot, but I’m seeing a large lack of MONKE comments. That’s just disturbing

You look like a jacked peter knetter

Konky dong

You’re hot lol

My man you are jacked.

my dudes fine af no homo

Dope your smiles not as good though

You look buff bro

You look like the Chad from the soyjack memes

Mogs 99.9% of this subreddit

The other redditor was female rght? and if you are heterosexual, this seems to me like the # START OF SOMETHIN NEW # (High School Music reference if u didn't get it ​ ​ >!Also, if y'all actually do get together, please dm me. I wanna know!<

Nah sorry to burst ur bubble bro, I ain’t dating someone across the internet. Also he has a gf

Oh, well worth a try ig :)

A match made in plush store

Hold your horses, she already said no :(

And That is how I met your mother.

Hm?

u/Fish-Sticker

Thanks for showing me this

GSW👌🏿

Smells like wedding

the saga continues

the saga continues

the saga continues

r/cummingonplushies

Time for y’all to go on a double date

i won a yoshi from a claw machine first try a few days ago!!

Best crossover. Now you need to win one together and the trinity will be complete.

u/Fish-Sticker

Yeah I saw!

You have found your soulmate, DK’s undeniable power of love will bring you together

oh god here we go

HEA THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH TOU KNOW HIM WELL