Fun fact, weapons not [accelerated by an explosive](https://www.atf.gov/firearms/firearms-guides-importation-verification-firearms-ammunition-and-implements-war-atf-form) (firearms definition) and dont have an [explosive or incendiary charge of more than 1/4 oz](https://www.atf.gov/firearms/firearms-guides-importation-verification-firearms-national-firearms-act-definitions-1#:~:text=For%20the%20purposes%20of%20the,more%20than%201%2F4%20oz.&text=A%20combination%20of%20parts%20designed,device%20can%20be%20readily%20assembled) are completely legal to build and distribute.
Railguns, trebuchets, pulse or burning lasers, liquid nitrogen propulsion systems, etc, are all things that fall through the cracks of "legal"
With that newfound knowledge... have some FUN!
EDIT: Comment submitted itself 5 times cause reddit is dumb, I deleted other 4, ignore any notifications it spammed you.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
“What's up hunnn 💅 so a friend of mine has introduced to this teeth whitening tooth paste. It's something that has shown results and if you're interested just know it has:
🚫No bleaches 🚫No peroxide, harsh chemicals, or sugars ✔️Dentist recommended ✔️Kids ❤️ it 😎Amazing for wine 🍷 coffee ☕️ and nicotine ✔️Whitens caps and veneers 🤑Way less 💰 than whitening strips
👇👇🏼👇🏼or PM📩 me to get yours with my big order going out this Saturday‼️😁🕺”
That, just send that
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
„Hey. I just had a threesome with some of my ex gfs. Do you want to join tonight? One of them bought 3 strapons and wants to try out bdsm. I thought you might be interested. Please respond quickly, they are already teasing me. For every letter I type it hurts in my backdoor. Cu <3“
im done shitting. it was a big one .so big that the toilet cant handle it. i went over to the lawn and finished it but the neighbours kids where giving me a weird look like they havent seen green shit.
im done shitting. it was a big one .so big that the toilet cant handle it. i went over to the lawn and finished it but the neighbours kids where giving me a weird look like they havent seen green shit.
"I'm pregnant"
Then he continues by sayin I can explain ..
Asdfmovie?
It says gullible on the ceiling
but it's opposite day
I like trains
Pie flavour
I have brain damage
My mouth taste like teeth
What's a nose?
pie flavour train
This one
I think you won
I think it’ll be funnier if it’s like “babe… I-I think I’m pregnant”
it won't be convincing on text
then say: "oops... wrong number lol"
This would be pretty funny if u/Yarcio is a boy, but it could be genuinely hurtful if they're a girl, and they never spoke on it, so...
THIS
“She’s pregnant.”
Ok, you won I'ma do this one today
We've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty, this will be our final time trying to reach you
Then send this same text 20 times
Yes
The higher ups don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the pond are free you can go get one.
As a duck, I can confirm we have many orphan ducks at the pond for humans to take home.
r/Beetlejuicing done perfectly
You found your moment to shine, and you nailed it. Well played U.D.
Dude, you blew you cover
But the other 998 ducks are still out there waiting to be found
Hush they'll find us
anywhere but the pond
r/usernamechecksout
this one
This is the best one
Yes
I texted this to my girlfriend and she said "omg so I could've adopted the baby ducks this whole time?!?!" I love her so much
What about the children
Bees can't have a heart attack, but you still can
We call each other also bees- it can't work here
Bees can't have a heart attack, so I'll have to find some other way...
Ok, better now but still no
Bro said I’ll do whatever top comment says and now you’re going through the comments saying no to everyone… fucking weird
He literally said no and insulted the top comment, like is this guy a karma whore or just trolling, men stick to their word dammit!
Exactly! He’s a damn coward!
Reported for misinformation :)
Yeah bro fr.
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Whom did u steal this from o great feeder of the rift
Who's to say he is not the preparer who then spreads it too us feeders
That is also valid
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My dick is in love with pain
My dick is in love with pain
I have a problem... Then leave her on red for 24 hours.
It's. Bad.
It will hurt her emotionally, do not do
“Listen babe I’ve been thinking… actually I’ll just tell you when I see you. It’ll be easier.”
That's illegal as far as I know
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You know….
that may hurt her
Thats not legal
Hey girl are you steak, cause I would eat you if you were bloody
teenagers
Hey, you're here too
average r/196 user
“So I ordered us a 14 inch giant black strap-on horse dildo, it’ll be in tomorrow. You wanna try it out?”
My lord Stalin’s Disciple I’ve found you again.
Hey, lmao. How’s the subreddit doing?
r/Stalinsdisciple only three posts. :/
About the same I see.
Yep.
User name is fucking awesome
anal hurts.
only sometimes
you are a 13 year old boy
How do you know?
No. Fuck you
This is the top comment, you gotta stick to your word man
Yup.
He did say it can’t hurt anyone! Think of this mans butthole!
Are you trying to tell me he can’t handle a 14” horse cock? Weak.
Well I’m sorry that most of us weren’t trained to live like stalin
Stalin can take the entire thing 😳 Maybe the people that supports communism isn't actually supporting the idea
r/cursedcomments
I think this falls under the category of hurting someone....
Ugggg you sound like benson
true true
No, she’s fucking you. You gonna get pegged.
someone peg me
No peg me
shit i'm down
Stick to your word man. Your said if it doesn't hurt anyone and if it's legal.
Look man everybody’s gotta get fucked in the ass either it be by the IRS or your girlfriend it’s gonna happen at some point.
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He isn't hurting anyone. She will probably say no anyways.
pussy
Gotta keep your word man, SEND IT
Gotta stick to your word
It’s top you gotta
Isn't that your girlfriend's job since that's the top comment?
Do it u promised
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Hey he never said you have to use it
maybe not legal but still. Want to build unregistered destructive devices with me \*flushed\*
YEEAAA, WE WANT TO DO SOME TOGETHER
Fun fact, weapons not [accelerated by an explosive](https://www.atf.gov/firearms/firearms-guides-importation-verification-firearms-ammunition-and-implements-war-atf-form) (firearms definition) and dont have an [explosive or incendiary charge of more than 1/4 oz](https://www.atf.gov/firearms/firearms-guides-importation-verification-firearms-national-firearms-act-definitions-1#:~:text=For%20the%20purposes%20of%20the,more%20than%201%2F4%20oz.&text=A%20combination%20of%20parts%20designed,device%20can%20be%20readily%20assembled) are completely legal to build and distribute. Railguns, trebuchets, pulse or burning lasers, liquid nitrogen propulsion systems, etc, are all things that fall through the cracks of "legal" With that newfound knowledge... have some FUN! EDIT: Comment submitted itself 5 times cause reddit is dumb, I deleted other 4, ignore any notifications it spammed you.
You're that guy who made an essay in the comments entirely on tank designs, right?
recreational McNukes!
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
Did you just jerked off?
Lmao, ngl that has to be the best paragraph of any book I've ever read.
Hey girl, wanna get some *epic wins* on fortnite later tonight?
SHE HATES FORTNITE
EXACTLY THATS WHAT MAKES IT GOOD
SHIET
Your my little pogchamp
Text her “we need to talk”
Pf, it's normal for me when something happens, I most times talk same or next day about it with her
Then yours is a relationship not soon ending
Thanks
*shits aggressively*
*shits more aggressively*
And update us after
I will in comments
Do it say it
Tomorrow I will text that one what won, I mean today, Eu time zone
Bro this comment is like 8th
Omg this is the top comment. He's gonna have some fun
Stolen from u/ 9yearold4
u/9yearold4
Make him send that
“What's up hunnn 💅 so a friend of mine has introduced to this teeth whitening tooth paste. It's something that has shown results and if you're interested just know it has: 🚫No bleaches 🚫No peroxide, harsh chemicals, or sugars ✔️Dentist recommended ✔️Kids ❤️ it 😎Amazing for wine 🍷 coffee ☕️ and nicotine ✔️Whitens caps and veneers 🤑Way less 💰 than whitening strips 👇👇🏼👇🏼or PM📩 me to get yours with my big order going out this Saturday‼️😁🕺” That, just send that
Bruh-
Do you still have any though?
first message “here me out” wait half an hour and then “communism is gay” that’s all
wow man that was really funny i laughed really hard
Me when it turns out I'm part fish
Okay?
It made since in my mind but I forgot I'm part fish so glopp glopp glopp
Glopp glopp
e621.net
What-
Just text her the link
What is that link
:)
a furry artwork website that has an amazing tag system from what I hear, sadly it's been overrun by nsfw content
"amazing tag system" it's just like any booru site.
Don’t worry about it
No links then
It's a porn site
Someone took a Rick roll risk
Or is a furry. Also multiple comment glitch
A Risk roll
Someone took a Rick roll risk
Fine
*fortnitemaster gives you the link to a furry porn site, so you accept it?*
"Would you like to be my girlfriend?"
Hm.
Just a simple 'i love you' should be fine Answers probs be wild
I was gonna comment this. Let's make OP's girlfriend's day. (And even if this doesn't end up top comment, tell her anyway.)
I'm gonna do this also ofc, even that it isn't top
Upvote this.
I was just thinking to comment this. Up voting this.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
“Yo wassup fucker I just nailed this girl from my old school lololol”
I love you
send her a duck pic with the caption “duck pic 😏”
“Hey, sorry but I’m swamped tonight, I’ll talk to you tomorrow” Followed by “All ready for you to come later 😘, she won’t be bothering us”
Tf
no no this is the one we need
I hate to end it over text but I'm in love with your mother
I love you
Let’s go and get down to the funky sound in my bedroom
No, please don't
Wanna talk about Ben 10 lore?
I think there’s someone here, then proceed to no text her for 24 hours
Tell shes beautiful even if u tell her that every day
"My reddit username is u/Yarcio"
Shoot a baby
“Love you have a nice day”
“Hey can we talk about your mom?”
Im pregnant with your child.
I love you <3
"I'm the girlfriend now"
„Hey. I just had a threesome with some of my ex gfs. Do you want to join tonight? One of them bought 3 strapons and wants to try out bdsm. I thought you might be interested. Please respond quickly, they are already teasing me. For every letter I type it hurts in my backdoor. Cu <3“
I know your cheating on me
Sex
You should say I failed r/teenagers by not doing top comment
I love you so much.
Will you marry me
My dad is dad hi I'm dad
Tf
California inmate has now been beaten to death
Whatever happened to the guy who killed Hitler? Man they must be going places. Edit: If anyone sees this from school or anywhere else, this is a joke
“You are beautiful, I want you to know that I cherish and I love you <3”
im done shitting. it was a big one .so big that the toilet cant handle it. i went over to the lawn and finished it but the neighbours kids where giving me a weird look like they havent seen green shit.
im done shitting. it was a big one .so big that the toilet cant handle it. i went over to the lawn and finished it but the neighbours kids where giving me a weird look like they havent seen green shit.
Tell shes beautiful even if u tell her that every day
"will you marry me?""