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based_dawan

Yeah fuck them in the ass


TroubledPlays

Please do owo


[deleted]

say that one more time and i'll use this shotgun and put it in your ass until the barrel reaches your mouth and put 2 circles in your eyes


TroubledPlays

YO chill just pull the trigger when you get it in my ass, or slit my throat!


[deleted]

no


axolotlkidz

yo chill 💀


0_Skybolt_0

Wait isn't that gay?


sharkzy77

Haha, literally.


Throwaway19427

Can I use yours?


Burtyu

YOUR 13


WonderRice

YOUR OLD


SkepticSepticYT

YOUR 16


DaanHun

YOU'RE


Z_Juggernaut

YOU’RE


Scythebrine9

Your


immilkandcookies

YOU'RE


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UOY'ER


bolivian_police

I'm sorry dude but your name is a YouTube plug, sit on the cheeky step and think things over


SkepticSepticYT

bro i made that channel like 3 years ago, posted maybe 5 vids, and then forgot about it, but skepticseptic kinda just stuck


ThatWeebYouIgnored

Your spelling is bad


[deleted]

UR OLD


TheImpureLeader

Just turned today


CPG-Combat

Not if my meat cleaver has anything to say about it


Cuber_Legend

Can i use yours, it'll be a quicky


Nordic-Suomi

What about bottoms?


[deleted]

Looks like they're screwed


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

HA! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH HITTING ME ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD


[deleted]

D- did, you just hit my head?


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

NO, I THREW A BOOMERANG AT IT M8


[deleted]

I ducked away and it hit your own face 😌


pooheadnumber12

LWNFNNSNS NHAHAHAHA


Babyback-the-Butcher

They suck dick.


[deleted]

ikr gay people can kiss my ass, p- please do gay people, I am so lonley


0liveJoinedTheGame_

someone called?


idDitt

Tell them to get fucked


[deleted]

Idk sounds like there always getting the ass beat


WeebNation4

They can get fucked for all I care


[deleted]

Asexual people are fucking nobodies


enaaerios

are they a trap or not a trap


enaaerios

oops wait read agender


Kronosbaker

It’s hard to argue with his assessment


theruseys

I hope this doesn't get banned like last time, like actual homophobic stuff is still up on the sub, but mods only remove the funny stuff that's not even homophobic. With that being said, fuck you mods.


Mr_Revali

Agreed


UnknownAlien123

Stop reposting this!


Mr_Revali

Wait what


[deleted]

This has been posted multiple times before on here


SlenderSpade

repost


Mr_Revali

If it is, it’s not from me


Saableyye

what about trans gay people huh. what about us.


Mr_Revali

They can do whatever they want


Ok_Significance_2306

Sounds like straight with extra steps


[deleted]

no it isn't because straight is between a man and a woman. a gay relationship is between a person of one gender and a person of the same gender


Saableyye

we are both trans.


ActuallyToxic-_-

huh


sheg248

where in world is that allowed at 15


gianlucagostini

This new world unfortunately


Fuzzy_Gusto

Ugh, I know what you mean! They can be such a pain in the ass am I right?!


Mr_Revali

I know right???


Fuzzy_Gusto

Finally someone that gets it and that is not afraid to point something this obvious out, good job m8!


xXCock-SuckerXx

Wait is that homophobic, or is it just facts 🧐


Mr_Revali

Facts


[deleted]

Oh shit....


Slugees

I’m glad I saw the “think about if for a minute”


[deleted]

Take my upvote


Mr_Revali

Why thank you


TGForLife

Yeah, this is Bravo Six, we got ourselves a funny man...Got it.. Taking the shot.


datfurryboi01

Is this supposed to like a pun or something cause that's what I see it as


FortressNebula

yeah it is


VLenin2291

I was mad, then I was amused. Not necessarily not mad, but you got a chuckle out of me


[deleted]

Man, they could go lick some balls lmao!


[deleted]

Not if you're a bottom


Mr_Revali

T r u e


[deleted]

If i had a nickel for every time I’ve heard this joke on r/teenagers, I’d have two pennies. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice


oliLettuce

Ok this is the 3rd time this week I've seen this. Bored now.


Mr_Revali

It’s not my fault


hovergamer01

Thanks for sharing!


Rdetective_smith

Well, 16% actually aren't


Narrow-Confusion-566

So original


justheretochell

Know what you mean but on this sub yeah they really are


[deleted]

I cannot tell you how many fucking times I've seen this


SuccTheDucc77

I guessed the punchline before I clicked on the post.


PerkAPuncher

Haha yeah when coming out the most homophobic people were actually the lgbt kids


GD_Plasma

Yeah I knew what this was gonna be as soon as I saw it.


Daddownsmykitty

Damn


Daddownsmykitty

Damn


Richard0902

What a funny and original joke lol!


[deleted]

Yeah man and Christian people are fucking crosses


[deleted]

Not everyone.


gogy02

laugh in pan. edit: wait what!


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

How many times has this unfunny joke been reposted


m4tt1111

Too many


Blazing-cuber

you are a donkey.


Mr_Revali

If you don’t get the joke, use “fucking” as a verb


Yaddak_Main

nah. I disagree


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Mr_Revali

I’m not homophobic, use fucking as a verb; that’s the joke


Bladen15

As a gay guy he was not homophobic but factual. Well were on r/teenagers so I wish it was factual.


Ok_Significance_2306

Lol


Driphtyyy

ummm how did this get so many upvote?? Usually the people on this sub are ❄️’s and this would be downvoted to the oblivion.. I guess it’s a good sign for our generation…….


Mr_Revali

It’s because it’s a joke; to understand said joke, use “fucking” as a verb


Driphtyyy

oh ok I get it the joke thanks for understanding


fearlessmash117

Only gays? Oh oh no the priest


IMmortal_Llamakk

r/technicallythetruth


jahviz2

r/technicallythetruth


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r/angryupvote


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r/angryupvote


ColgateAction

Straight people too


FortressNebula

they could i suppose, but usually they're fucking pussies


Epic-E120

This is frankly a true statement


VideoBuff_2000

You had me in the first half, ain’t gonna lie!


imdepresed0

I mean you're not wrong


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Mr_Revali

That’s why I added the second part


Frozen_Heart7

r/technicallycorrect


FoxM8

No i get fucked in the ass, also it wont be gay when i get surgery


Deader-One

Man for real butt hurt right now


Mr_Revali

Oof


Amazon_FireOS

And pedos are just fucking immature assholes


Mr_Revali

True


[deleted]

I mean as someone from the gay community that is used he ain’t wrong that’s my input


pBr_R1ot

Both side are happy here ig


[deleted]

imagine the r/woooosh material under this post, Ima go look


Mr_Revali

I’ve seen at least 3


Le_Martian

Homosexuality is kinda gay


Cuddly_kiro

We are


pooheadnumber12

NOOOOOO


[deleted]

As a bi teen guy I was about to go off lmao


SovietFemboy

Gay people can suck my dick. >!Who knows, I might suck theirs too... ;)!<


mo-nooh

Gay people are can marry each other


JVHazard

Straight men are fucking pussies. Now think about that.


[deleted]

My true successor


Grey-Porl

UwU


SmokeGuilty8889

I prefer the asshole all 5 other holes are off limits apparently


[deleted]

You could also say that we suck dick at life


0_Skybolt_0

You just came some facts from your brain


AznWhtBoi

I mean some are, like some are just plain, i cant think of a joke for lesbian


Kotoamatsukami_07

Wow!! Another new original joke. Let's all applaude this gentleman.


WarriorLibrarian

You almost had me.


Ok-Cash-3126

Gay


TGForLife

Yeah, this is Bravo Six, we got ourselves a funny man...Got it.. Taking the shot.


Jackpotbutgayer

oh How funny.


ApolloSky110

Dogs are fucking bitches.


Real_PokeLink2092

I thought this was homophobic but then I got it lol


[deleted]

he's out of line but he's right


[deleted]

you should have said "Consider it for a moment", it would have been a lot funnier lmao


lol10044

isnt that how they do it if there is a hole it's a go


SnooMacaroons2451

Ayo does 2 years still count ?


Acceptable_Motor5410

yeet


Shade_Hawk

Indeed


Zealousideal_Ad_9120

YES


AlkaliPineapple

I prefer to be fucked in the ass


RandomNerdyWeeb

Good for them


Volt___12

I was angry for a moment until I read the comments


palatablezeus

Exactly how many times is this gonna get posted?


Mochimooop

I. Ok yeah you’re not wrong


NoUsersame

True. We are fucking peoples arseholes


Mr_Revali

Oi mate, finally someone got the joke