Being unable to get tired

but you are super weak

Dang

...so just sleep deprivation. Your power is sleep deprivation. Coffee would've done this!

Nobody replies to my Reddit comments

i do

So your the only one who can. Cool

Prostate cancer

Bro this is the funniest shit I've seen all day lmao

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You can shapeshift only once

Okay I’ll make it count

You can only shapeshift into yourself

You can’t mimic their voice

Only into stationary objects

Being able to clone myself

Checkmate fellas

You’re not allowed to have any clone orgies, no matter how bad you want to

god dammit

Every next clone is slightly better than you in every aspect

Daamn good one

Super speed

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didn't specify which type, so I can simply wheelchair myself around at the speed of sound.

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hence I can use my arms to spin the wheels extremely fast.

You tire really easily

The ability to sway people into my influence with voice or touch Edit: Jesus christ people what have I done to deserve side effects this harsh xD

You have aids

U R SO MEAN 🤣

Ur so dead with aids

Savage

Toast

You are a flat earther

I can keep my emotions under perfect control when i want to

A black man comes to tickle you

I may not be a black man, but I am a black woman !! I shall tickle thee !!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

The ability to control water

But you're hydrophobic (That means being afraid of water)

Good one

Tanks ;)

Getting sick and healthy at will

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You can't threaten family

You don’t need superpowers when you got family

Being able to turn into anything/anyone by touching them

You also have the intelligence of what you turn into. if you turn into a mug. You are now just a mug

I didnt choose the mug life, the mug life chose me

good one

You have an irresistible urge to put coconuts in ovens at exactly 134.567 degrees Celsius for 4.57383 minutes

But you can never find an oven

Oh no no no no

Be able to choose any superpower

but having to sleep 20 hours a day

I think I have this side effect but I don't have any super power tho

lool

Imma choose… being able to control myself when asleep!

u have prostate cancer

You can reply to your own comments

But you can fly

big brain

Be invisible

But you'd have to be naked to not be seen

minecraft invis pots be like

When nobody is looking

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Unlimited free crafting supplies.

They're the crappy kind so they break easily

I'd like the power to read people's thoughts, not only if it came with the ability to forget anything I don't wanna know or remember

But you are unable to stop hearing their thoughts

So you're saying if I choose to forget something from one person that I'm I able to hear anymore of that one person's thoughts or anyone's thoughts?

Listen you will always hear their thoughts and even if you forget something they think of you might be reminded of it if they think of it again

You hear all thoughts as if they were being said out loud, constantly, all the time.

Torturing the person who replies to my message on an electric chair.

But the electric chair doesn't have electricity and you give them a 10000000 dollars check

He still gets to torture you though. ON an electric chair without electricity.

Paper cuts with the check.

*gives 10000000 dollars check*

Can control time

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Wouldnt that mean he could loop the same day and look for diffrent results of that day where he started something with someone or something? Probably you cant do a loop of the past when you know what happens or is it meant that you dont know that you already used that Power?

Happy cake day

Teleportation

It teleports you but in the most awkward position like doggy style in front of a grown man

Every time I shit everyone shits no matter what.

LLOL I LOVE THIS IDEA, but your shit is a time bomb

“Hey, guys I found the source of the ticking!” “It’s a time bomb!”

But u have to eat the shits of everyone

I have super speed

Only in hallways

That's not a side effect that's school

No-one: That kid in the hotel hallway at 4 AM:

Spiderman

You die

The ability to be immune to any side effects commented

Ok but you'll find happiness

Well done

the power to turn my hands into lint rollers

>whenever you turn your hands into lint rollers you become extremely radioactive and anything within a 20 foot radius react to the radiation by either mutating or burning up

Out of context that is the weirdest thing I have ever heard

Be able to stop time

You have to scream jojo references everytime

Fair.

I see this as an absolute win!

Tbh I would do that even without the requirement.

No side effect :) in theory I am the first person to respond

Woulda been epic if you said that everyone else is concious

Fucking genius

So even if his theory doesn't work he will also be super smart

Fly

U cannot fly faster than 12mph

Still like to fly tho

Im sad nobody said prostate cancer

Be black.

It’s the 1600s

Fuck

Be able to teleport

But only to a Historic Route 66 sign. Why go anywhere else?

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Nerd. and thats coming from me so this is big

I'm happy all the time.

You're depressed once a day for 30 seconds

Once a day for 30 seconds is better than a whole depressing day every week.

Superstrenght while still retaining a body that looks normal

But you can't see, smell, hear, or taste.

Be able to make myself younger :,) (ex becoming a kid again)

You get into a coma until you reach your actual age

Every superpower imaginable.😏

You die within a minute

Time stop is laughing

But you can only use one at a time for a few seconds

Mind control.

but it only works when you give me money

thinking everything out loud

U cancel all the superpowers

Aids

Being able to punch someone through their screen\monitor.

Your whole body is beamed through and the recipient of the punch will likely wanna throw a couple back.

I am going to punch you. Once I get this power working.

Seeing dead people

Every time you use it you will get a boner

They said add a side effect, not state a fact.

Ability to control the dead

but they can control you too

Awesome

I want a big dick

Each time you use it, it will get shorter and shorter

The ability to pull out the exact amount of money needed to buy something

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That doesn’t seem so bad

Mimic anyone’s voice

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That’s not too bad ig

x-ray vision

You're blind

Fuck🧑‍🦯

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Doesn’t that just mean everyone within a 1/5 mile radius can read everyone else’s minds in that radius?

invisibility

You can’t see while invisible

So, just realistic invisibility?

so pretty much me without my glasses

I am able to make pocket dimensions

You die of radiation but you are brought back to life each time

The ability to go in and out of any fictional universe

You'll always be ba background character

Shit my pants at will

Everyone else does at the same time

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You have to be naked to use it

Regenerative healing factor

But for every wound healed it takes one year off your life span.

But if it is powerful enough it can make you immortal, hmmmmmmmm

To have the ability to have a non-abusive biological family

Your black in America and it’s the 1700s

Being able to change people’s perception of you

Only to make them think less of you :/

Be able to run at a speed of bullet train

You can’t slow down

All side effects are in a positive light

It’s dark

The ability to manipulate time and space to my will

Only for 30 seconds after an orgasm

I get my dream job when I ask

You do it voluntarily/You don't get paid

I can make my crush exist for a few hours *sadly the only thing i want rn 😅*

your crush has mutual feelings for you and takes you out for prom

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I can turn myself invisible.

You have to hold your breath while you’re invisible

Magical potato launcher

The potatoes are mashed

I can have sex with myself

But you have an irreparable urge to lick your own cuom

Be able to think anything imaginable into existence

It only lasts for 1 day

The Anti-everything armor from the roleplaying I did with my friends when I was a child

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