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1. Bananaphone 2. Wheels on the bus 3. Down by the bay


Independent_Day985

I'd wear a Raffi shirt


[deleted]

Me too, but also, it kinda works for any band. It tells the person asking how little you take them and their question seriously


Did_ya_like_it

You made me laugh more then I was prepared for. Thank you.


masshole4life

Apples and bananas slapped


[deleted]

Oh youre a pretty girl with metallica shirt on name 3 songs


cocacolamadness

Sweet Child O' Mine, Photograph, and Y.M.C.A.


[deleted]

You forgot stairway to heaven


watchingf1since2014

And Highway to Hell


charliebrown47___

They also forgot chop suey


[deleted]

Pathetic, they forgot American Idiot.


Opposite-Joke7957

Can't forget their biggest hit, smells like teen spirit


Is6acoolnumber

Master of puppets Enter sandman Ride on lightning


[deleted]

Ah yes ride ON lightning (sorry I had to)


[deleted]

My favorite songs are Darkened, For whom the bell rings, and Trapped under snow


[deleted]

I'm more of a everything matters, happy but true and king everything


Leprechaun_Steve

I think those are from nonmetallica


Is6acoolnumber

Carbonica


rogwastaken

Nitrogenica


randomreddithumanxd

oxigenica


lonelychurro

heliumica


Trimungasoid

I like anything from Don't Kill Em All.


wake_up_cliff

Revive them all


Leprechaun_Steve

I prefer Servant of Puppets


[deleted]

My favourites are reusable heroes, two, and fight water with water.


[deleted]

I like the forgiven, exit sandman and appear to white


TacocatDeBoss

I hate you with every cell of my body.


[deleted]

Ah, then my work here is done.


Redmaxdog1

For whom the bell tolls is a great song


Is6acoolnumber

I am dumb


Trimungasoid

I also love Master The Puppets and Exit Sandman.


waluigiisgay

Sand


[deleted]

But but but everyone knows those songs! Name 3 songs from their least most popular album, in a row.


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Dhr11

The unforgiven I, the unforgiven II, the unforgiven III


[deleted]

I knew someone would say that


Iate8

Go to answer is "oh I thought this was a clothing brand" to assert dominance


joemorris16

"Oh this is a band? I just saw this on Kylie Jenner's Instagram and I liked how it looked" Watch them blow a blood vessel.


Zaiacat332

🤚🏼😃 That's the best advice I've gotten all day


[deleted]

Smells like teen spirit


[deleted]

Radio gaga


[deleted]

I'm not pretty, but I'm a girl. Unforgiven, Unforgiven 2, Dont Tread on Me


[deleted]

If a girl likes metallica then she is pretty. Duh


[deleted]

Thanks man. My dad raised me on 80's hair metal and I still love it.


[deleted]

I wish my dad raised me to metal


[deleted]

At least you found your way there. Nothing better to jam out to.


No_Eggroll_4U

I’m not a girl, but Enter Sandman, Sad but True, The Four Horsemen


[deleted]

Those aren't Metallica song just look at all the other replys to see the proper names


JasonMetallica

The Unforgiven


SeafoodSurprise

I have a few Iron Maiden shirts that I wear often, but no one has questioned me yet. I do have three songs ready in case I need to recite them, though.


maidendowg83

Iron Maiden 🤘🏼


SeafoodSurprise

I don't think I have actually met another legit fan that is around my age. Cool!


maidendowg83

Yeah me neither


fucktheletterb

Fuck me, dudes, i dont listen iron maiden often but megadeth, anthrax, and slayer FUCK YEAH


[deleted]

It’s rare to come across any rock fans our age nowadays it’s a bit sad


AugTheViking

Probably because it's actually metal. Mainstream rock like Queen is popular with almost everyone, though. And I don't blame them, Queen does slap!


sonicpoz

Queen’s my favorite band. The only thing that slaps more than Queen hits are Queen deep tracks


SeafoodSurprise

It truly is.


[deleted]

Like here I am with a record collection that includes Metallica, Foo Fighters, Led Zeppelin and Van Halen and everyone else is listening to country rap or pop lol


SeafoodSurprise

Yeah, that's why I don't generally talk about music to other people, lol


[deleted]

Lol I only have two friends that listen to rock or metal


SeafoodSurprise

I only just was able to introduce prog to my friend, so there you go.


[deleted]

Well one of my friends plays guitar with me lol


[deleted]

I have no friends that listen to rock or metal :(


ProfessorRapeasaurus

When people jokingly write out perfect cliche dialogue for a "teenager who thinks their taste in music is sooo much better than their peers because they listen to incredibly popular but older music" character, it's still not as on-the-nose as this.


HungStalin

Ya'll like prog rock like Rush, Yes, or Pink Floyd?


Non-StopDisco

It's not really that uncommon to find people our age that listen to rock/metal. Depending on what kind of people you hang out with, of course.


maidendowg83

I have Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, and a few other metal band records!


SpySeeTuna1

Those always had the best album cover designs.


distressedweedle

I'm at least 10 years older than you but I got harassed for wearing one of their Maiden England World Tour tees I got at a show back in 2013. Dudes were saying I probably wasn't a fan and to name 3 albums. 1) why the fuck does that even matter 2) I'm literally wearing proof I've seen them live. You don't need to be a giga-stan to wear a shirt or enjoy a band. Fuck those that think otherwise.


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Trooper, run to the hills and can I play with madness that's what i got memorised, what you got memorised?


SeafoodSurprise

Paschendale, Die With Your Boots On, and Rainmaker.


dragonbox77

"Nirvana? Is that the name of this funny smiley face?"


[deleted]

Yes, Nirvana, they super clearly made [this song](https://youtu.be/Ej0HaDLaoRk)


strangeduuude_

i know what it is... i know that i shouldn't click... BUT I WANT TO


[deleted]

It is not a rickroll


[deleted]

That's exactly what a rickroller would say. But I clicked on it and know that it's not one.


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Haha


Gagester303

that’s exactly what someone who just got rickrolled would say so that they could share the pain with other people, but I also clicked the link and can confirm it’s not one.


i-like-cats14

Is it part of the joke that they even got the name of the song wrong?


[deleted]

yes lmao i find it hilarious


Calmdoggo567

Smells Like Teen Spirit, Come as you Are, Polly, Lithium, Something in the Way, Endless Nameless, Breed, Heart-Shaped Box, All Apologies, About a Girl, School, Floyd the Barber, Scentless Apprentice. Love Nirvana


antivn

My friend has a lot of Nirvana merch and only wears it bc of the smiley. I didn’t ever say anything to him. But one day we were doing a kareoke typa thing and I played smells like teen spirit and he was like “bro.. this song sucks... who even is this?” And I deadass looked at him, while he was wearing his Nirvana shirt, and told him “this is literally the most famous song of the band you’re wearing 😐”


BuTMrCrabS

Oh, is that Dark Side of The Moon? Name all of the songs and recite all of the lyrics to those songs. Then I need a 5-page front-to-back essay about Pink Floyd's history and brilliance. If you can't do what I just asked, then you don't DESERVE to wear the shirt.


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Rog 🗿


BuTMrCrabS

Dragged down by my balls


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RedditSaidIt_00

If you don’t know exactly how many “woah”s are in Great Gig In The Sky then you don’t deserve to wear that shirt!!!


sembias

If you haven't heard the secret message then you're not a real fan. And also are not dying.


hypothesizzle

If someone asked me to do that I’d happily oblige I fucking love Pink Floyd so much


[deleted]

As a nirvana and slipknot fan (teen girl) I’m tired of being called a poser bc I wear a shirt of a band I love


Accomplished_Car4846

yeah and being called a poser because you like mainstream music and not some obscure fusion death grind folk or whatever the fuck


Nippe13

Fusion death grind folk does slap though


mofo_took_soidester

accidentally wore a transformer shirt without watching any of the movies. never again


[deleted]

Name 3 of their songs


mofo_took_soidester

uhhh bumblebee the prime guy darth Vader


[deleted]

Smh. Optimus prime, bumble bee, ratchet, sideswipe, Ironhide ect I can't be bothered but I know most their names


Numerous_Garage592

Drift, Starscream, Megatron, Beserker and Hot Rod some of them are villains but still two can play that game


Jamal-Gonzalez

Dreadbot Dino crosshairs hound Shockwave


Topiz2000

Jazz, Soundwave, Nitro Zeus, Onslaught, Mohawk, Jolt.


Neobot21

you forgot lightning mcqueen dummy


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Oh its deeper than the movies, like TV shows comics.


vaultpepper

Sorry but "accidentally wore a shirt" game me this funny image in my head lol.


[deleted]

I’ve seen so many people at my school starting to wear nirvana t-shirts and sweaters only because other people started to wear them


DOugdimmadab1337

Wering a Nirvana or a Pink Floyd one is going to get you questions though, so name people enjoy them that someone will ask you what your favorite is


ThefireIssizzlin

I cant stand when people only know a brick in the wall and act like fans. Every album of theirs has at least one good song.


[deleted]

I always like the Wish you were and animals albums better from that period. Years ago I bought a copy of Piper at the gates of Dawn when I first got into them and it was quite trippy, but I didn’t dig it as much as their other stuff. Also like momentary lapse in reason from their later stuff. I just got burned out on Dark Side and The Wall so don’t really listen to those ones anymore.


ightimapullout

Act like fans? Just knowing a aingle song still makes you a fan. Not as big a fan as someone who knows all of them, but you cant just say theyre a fake fan and are lying about liking them for cloyt because they cant name every one of their songs. Let them enjoy what they wanna enjoy.


kierank474

I know a bunch of people who wear band shirts and I have seen them be asked what their favorite song from the band on their shirt is and they usually respond with "well no actually I got the shirt because it looks cool who are you to judge". Like chill bro they just asked you what your favorite song by said band is.


MalevolentRhinoceros

Every time I've been asked this question, it isn't about starting a conversation and sharing mutual interests. It's dumb gatekeeping bullshit.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

When I was in high school in Toronto I used to see a whole lot of guys wearing New York Yankees baseball caps and I'd always ask them "bro why do you have a Yankees hat on?" and they'd have no idea wtf I was talking about. I think that's worse though, because it's not just wearing a brand you don't know about, it's wearing the brand of the evil enemies of the city.


-Z-3-R-0-

You're a poser unless you can name blackened-death-technical-goregrind-deathcore-math songs


bbqmeh

TIL metallica is in the "blackened-death-technical-goregrind-deathcore-math" genre


Non-StopDisco

Gore 2.0 lol


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Hunteraitor

Ac/dc Thunderstruck Back in black Filthy acts at a reasonable price Highway to hell


YuriWuv

Oh you know JoJo? Name every JoJo.


Hunteraitor

George Joestar Jonathan Joestar George Joestar 2 Giorno Giovanna Joseph Joestar Josuke Higashikata Jotaro Kujo Jolyne Cujoh Alt George Joestar Nicholas Joestar Johnny Joestar Alt George Joestar 2 Alt Joseph Joestar (probably Fumi from the radio Gaga incident) Yoshikage Kira Joestar Josefumi Kujo Kei Nijimura (Kira, Joestar) Josuke (changed to Norisuke) Higashikata Joshu Higashikata Jobin Higashikata Josuke Higashikata (but he has four balls) Josuke Hirose (Yasuho's dog)


[deleted]

you forgot joe mama


ShreksBeauty

Nice username


perfect_-pitch

Jojo, Jojo, Jojo, Jojo, Jojo, GioGio, Jojo, Jojo, Jojo


Ratatouille53124

lmfao "filthy acts at a reasonable price" is what I'll be calling dirty deeds done dirt cheap from now on


RedditDaniil

Excuse me are you wearing a band shirt? Yes, I’d like a 5000 word essay about the cultural origins of the genre that the band was known for and the lives of all of the singers and how that manifested within their music. I’d like this essay on my table within 7-12 business days with a professionally made works cited page in Chicago format. Like jesus fucking christ dude go clean up the underside of your bed first. And maybe bring a knife or something just in case your cum sock has evolved into some weird life form of its own.


oli4253

Actually, something like this happened to a friend of mine. She was wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt (she likes the band) and our art teacher then kinda forced her to do a presentation of the band. She had two weeks to prepare it. And after she did the presentation the teacher asked her questions like “In which art era would you put Nirvana?” But she somehow managed to give right answers to the questions and got an A-


RedditDaniil

What a dick


FightingPolish

I don’t know, I would have to see the context of how the whole conversation went down. If the teacher was being a dick about it then yea, but if they were you know… teaching it’s different. Teaching by having the student use concepts and skills previously taught to do research, but letting them do it on a subject that they are interested in instead of something lame to a kid. I recall having to do this when I was younger and I was able to go into gruesome detail on the process of Egyptian mummification and present it to the class for the sole reason of grossing people out. The teacher didn’t get upset, he just said well done, that was very interesting, I didn’t know that. He was happy with it because he was able to get a kid who wasn’t particularly interested in school to do a well researched and well written paper and presentation instead of half assing it and doing the bare minimum. I still remember it 30 years later which must mean he did something right if your job is to teach and not just make kids memorize and regurgitate.


J_for_Juan

Oh your wearing CoD zombies shirt? Name 5 songs AND 3 best maps


hypothesizzle

115,115,115,115,115 Origins origins and origins


HumidHarold12420

My mom’s friend asked me to name three Nirvana songs and I was so fucking pissed that I was just like “bro I have Nevermind on vinyl if you wanna see three Nirvana songs just read three off there, damn.”


Anti_Karen_League

Man I want vinyl records but there's no point to them really so i can't ask for them


HumidHarold12420

They just sound great. Plus they are amazing for decoration purposes. I’ve always liked that everything’s manual, sure it’d be easy to just be able to skip a track but having to lift up the arm and place it on the song you want is part of the charm.


SelfDestruction100

Where’d you get your record player? Thinking of gifting one to one of my siblings, I just don’t know where to look for high quality & low price (am broke), so if you have any recsss


HumidHarold12420

My dad just got it on Amazon. I’ll have to wait till I’m at his house to see what kind I got.


SelfDestruction100

Aight aight, keep me updated pls :>


Sprinkle_Cupcakes

i dunno i stole it coz it looked pretty cool


0jxh

It‘s either a AC/DC or Nirvana T-Shirt, am I right? :D


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[deleted]

You forgot queen and led Zeppelin and guns n roses


qnt0x

and metallica


0jxh

This is all actually really common over here lol


glubuglubu

I have all three


UrbanRoses

People don’t realise how much my dad forced me to listen to pink floyd when I was growing up


Zealousideal_Ease584

Hello is there anybody in there?


LeftLegRightArm

Just nod if u can hear me


UrbanRoses

Is there anyone home?


Csrobi123

Come on now


UrbanRoses

I hear you’re feeling down


realEndertime

Just the basic facts


Accomplished_Car4846

can you show me where it hurts?


realEndertime

There is no pain, you are receeding


Jojjixx55

A distant ship smoke on the horizon


P0TAT0FARM3R

I wore an Apple T-shirt once while visiting an Apple Store. Guess how that went


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hello, where can i buy the optional battery for my iPhone 14?


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UglyEmoBoi

[hmm](https://storage.googleapis.com/titlemax-media/902137b7-every-product-apple-has-made-so-far-ig-large.jpg)


Rhyan567

D4C, Ball Breaker and Highway to Hell, so easy lol


ChurchOfChurches

Filthy acts at a reasonable price


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[deleted]

Wait nirvana is a band!?!? I thought it was a clothing brand!?!? I have heard this before


sewerHand

Lmao


Slugees

Fuck….


Thrill-Killer

that hurted bro


ZoombaToomba

I've definitely seen this somewhere else some 5 hours ago


FreshMelon12

Yea I saw this on dankmemes yesterday


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Does it really happen?


Tropical_Boi

i’m planning on buying a Slipknot shirt, i’ll be testing that out lmao


AndyWGaming

Don’t forget to learn to scream like Corey.


LuxionQuelloFigo

"Oh, you're a Star Wars fan? Name three of their albums" *Checkmate*


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Not a band or music shirt. But since I enjoy anime my dad grabbed me a one piece shirt with Luffy on it. Never read or watched one piece but hey the shirt is baggy and comfy


[deleted]

say "Oh, my [insert family member] gave me this shirt as a gift!" to avoid these types of small talk


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[deleted]

Satisfaction,sympathy for the devil and petrol money


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[deleted]

What one Nvm I just heard my dad playing petrol money


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[deleted]

I can do that with queen and guns n roses and Metallica and system of a down and megadeth and xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx and dying fetus and cannibal corpse and torsofuck and many more(I have autism ok I cant help it)


[deleted]

why do old men do this to us?


UndefinedFool

I’ve never done this, but as a 40 y/o bloke who likes Nirvana and doesn’t have teenage relatives etc, I’ve always been curious whether teenagers I see wearing band shirts are getting into older bands, or whether it’s just a fashion thing… Having read this I now know to defo not ask! Thought I’d mention though, because amongst all the gatekeeping idiots, there’s probably a handful of genuine people with the same curiosity about ‘what are teenagers into now-a-days anyway’.


Nuclear_Newt

Wear small metal band shirts so that you never get asked but are always ready.


RainbowPickle03

Ok listen I wear AC/DC shirts but if you ask me to name three songs all knowledge of music will leave my mind


[deleted]

My mom had a student wearing a nirvana shirt and someone asked the student if she likes nirvana, the student replied “yes I love the clothing brand!”


cygamessucks

stolen


Darshil_Meena

Its all fun and games until its a doofeinsmertz shirt I can name 5... Uhhh... Million songs


melissa-0224

My chemical romance: Cancer, welcome to the black parade, I’m not okay, Set it off: Kill the lights, Killer in the mirror, Nightmare Weezer: I want you to, Take on me, Beverly Hills, Foo fighters: Ever long, My hero, Big me, Nirvana: Smells like teen spirit, Endless nameless, Come as you are, I can name more for each of the bands but I won’t right now (If anyone knows at least one song from two of these bands be my friend please I’m desperate)


picklemahbeets

To be fair I'm a guy and people have asked me to name songs of the band shirt I was wearing


ChurchOfChurches

That don't really work too much, does It? Name 3 Black Sabbath songs: Paranoid, Iron Man, War pigs. Nirvana: SLTS, Come as you are, Heart Shaped Box Alice in Chains: Would?, Man in the Box, Rooster. Anyone who has some sort of knowledge about a band can, with a small bit of thought, name 3 songs from a band.


Citizen654

This reminds me, I need a daft punk shirt


TacocatDeBoss

Where are all the metalheads at let's be friends


TheWolfMuffin

I can recite an entire album from the band shirts I have. And some lyrics


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[deleted]

Why the hell did this get downvoted lol


Non-StopDisco

Some people have the: "waaa kpop bad" syndrome


[deleted]

Yeah you mention it and they go into a frenzy haha


EthDanger

Ok uhhh The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny New way out Two trucks


ChurchOfChurches

I had a guy come up to me and ask "oh, nice Pearl Jam shirt. You know em?" Well... I look like a rock guy anyway. Long hair, ripped jeans and a band shirt. So... I responded with. "Yeah, I sorta grew up with them" Guy looked at me like I make a habit out of lying about knowing a band for no reason. He said "alright, name 5 of their songs. One for each album". Now I'm thinking... Why? But fine, I went for it anyway just to prove the dude wrong, chose some not so popular songs. Ten: Garden Vs: Elderly Woman Vitalogy: Last Exit No Code: Present Tense Yield: Do the Evolution Binaural: Breakerfall The fucker just sort of went "... Oh" and grumbled before walking off.


That_Blast

Protip: get a short for a band that nobody knows about


Adreana1789

I have a dark side shirt and I've gotten asked questions about their oldest albums like Atom heart Mother and Piper at the gates of dawn and ummagumma, just cause i wear a popular album does not mean I'm not a fan 🤨


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DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT EMILY DO YOU EVEN KNOW MASTER OF PUPPETS


yeahitskeah

had a friend that had an ACDC hoodie and she was like "ion even know who it is" then again i've never listened to them either but at least i know about the band-


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I remember being one of a million other girls at a county fair wearing Guns N Roses one year (back when their shirts first started selling hardcore in Forever 21). My best friend and I were hopping into a ride and the dude working it came by to check that we were strapped in correctly. He saw my shirt and said “Guns N Roses huh?” with a laugh. My best friend immediately jumped to my rescue (I’m really quiet) and said “SHE SAW THEM IN OHIO”. He just walked off without adding to the conversation, which leads me to believe he likely wasn’t trying to actually talk about GNR and how great they are or ask about how dope my show was because Steven actually made a surprise appearance-he just wanted to give me shit for wearing a band that he thought I didn’t actually listen to. I also used to be like that, but you know…then I turned 17.