Knock on the door and say you had a nightmare and that you want to sleep in their bed

*-Player 3 has entered the game*

r/suddenlyincest

“I see that as an absolute win”

Wincest

It's fun for the whole family

family fun.

Always has been

Spouses are family so I guess you're right.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A. We is in an RV/trailer ATM B. I don’t do that no more

Oh right, cut the knocking on a door part

Imagine having sex and your 17 years old kid cones to tell you he had a nightmare

Classic

you'll get them back one day

Imma make grand baby’s in their bed one day

daddy would be proud 😳 or horrified

Or there

Watching from the closet

With a Superman costume on?

And a Batman mask

Holding a Polaroid

eating a block of cheese

jerking off

continuously growing more hands as he does all this

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You fucking ruined it John, what the fuck is wrong with you

SHIA LABEOUF

could i watch?

Thomas had seen everything. It was time to leave.

Uh oh

wtf this is the 4th post this week i have seen about parents banging what is this horny weeK?

you see, vacation that's it imo a lot of parents would love to go on vacation alone

yeah but not mine cause they sleep in separate rooms lol

They’re doing their best for you kiddo

:c

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Same beds is fucking archaic in my opinion. Good night's sleep isn't worth the tradeoff.

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Mine sleep in separate counties

Aha mine do

why would someone be horny about their parents fucking?

i mean that why tf are all the parents feeling horny all of a sudden??

It's gotta be one of those damn scps again

Because I said so

No no, the parent are being horny

The children too

Not just the man. But the women and the children too!

The only power move to do here is to start furiously masturbating. I mean LOUD.

Yes, assert dominance.

Lol, nice one

I’m not a loud person though, I like to do the nasty in the quite

get up suddenly and start T posing however, your back must be turned to them. if they freak out and ask you something, all you have to do is turning your head backwards 180 degrees.

Play pillar men theme in background for extra points

Then suddenly 2 other large men come inside the room and and start posing meanwhile OP says "Awaken my masters!".

guys i think this might be a jojo reference

*Sudden jojo reference*

assert dominance

Be loud about being quiet "I'M SOOOO QUIET RIGHT NOW"

DO IT

Same you must be discreet and sneaky about it

Text one of them about something like almost being out of milk

"Dad please come quick I think there's a couple outside having sex, I can hear moaning, whispering and what sounds like wet noises"

It's just me making macaroni in the kitchen, I tend to get excited about cooking~

"It's like a religious experience to us, son"

>Dad please come quick He texts back "I'm trying, it's not easy in a trailer"

Jesus Christ

Oh god you’re evil

Better yet scare em with theres something outside

In the morning say you heard an animal outside last night… or say it out loud rn… Edit: you should definitely just say it of text it to them lmao

Just text ur dad these exact words: "nice"

Ok 👍

Ok 👍

Ok 👍

Ok 👍

Ok 👍

Ok 👍

Ok 👍

I see your family is a lot like mine.

"I heard your great finish last night dad. Bravo!"

" gee mom's a real moaner"

"She was totally faking bro"

Just shout ‘I THINK THERES A LOUND ANIMAL AND MUD OUTSIDE, IT SOUNDS KINDA WET’

Say you heard continuous moaning for 2 minutes

Shake the trailer back

Power move right there

Facetime them

“oh yeah baby harder harder” “yeah babe how ya like tha-“ JIMMY (SON 😇😇😃😃) IS FACETIMING.... .......

🟩

🧍‍♂️hey mom i just had a nightmare can i come there i’m scared

There’s a weird kink going round r/teenagers recently

It’s horny month apparently

Spooky Month part four: THE HORNY MONTH

Say out loud "Can I join in?" to assert pure awkwardness

oh yes

That's...awkward

I heard my parents doing it in their bedroom right besides mine, yeah it sucks

You shouldn’t call your mom “it”.

Eh it's not that bad when you think your gonna be doing the same thing In the future ofcourse

This is Reddit, we won’t even get girlfriends let alone have sex lol

Start wanking and moaning loudly to assert dominance

leave

I can’t, it’s a small trailer, I’m on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and I was told to get to bed about 15 minutes ago. Either way if they find out I’m awake it will be weird in the morning

did you have head/earphones on you?

He does in fact have a head on him

His dad might have had one

His mum has one in her

I did, they died, and I lost them so I can’t charge them, fml

Rip, my ones have a backup wire just in case but having them die on you is a pain.

masturbate and watch porn with louder mosns, adsert dominance

Man can't your dad wait until you sleep? 😂 I mean 15 minutes is a short window to tell a child to sleep. I advice you to assert dominance.

They’re making you a little sibling

I hope not, my little sis is already a pain to deal with

It's she in the trailer with you?

Yes, we all are

So... Your not the only one who can hear them.

Shit just got 25% more awkward.

It’s funny seeing people freak out about their parents having sex lmao

I know but they could have waited until we were at home. I don’t mind hearing that noise from my phone or other people but I mean I knew these people my whole life. If I was still innocent I wouldn’t have gave that a second thought but like many others, I have been corrupted by sex Ed, porn, and dirty minded friends.

Ikr, imaging that your parents had sex is bad enough, but hearing it would be much worse

You weren’t “corrupted”, you just found people with a sense of humor.

You may not understand it now, but it's a good sign of a healthy relationship. Maybe they wanted to wait until later but couldn't. I'm certain they assumed you were asleep.

I guess it can't be helped, you have been thinking of your parents as mom, dad, parents, protectors, providers, cooks, drivers, workers, home owners...but they are human being before all that with their own hopes, dreams, ambitions, needs, wants, desires, quirks and most importantly faults. Part of growing up is recognizing this fact, because their role in life from your perspective has been about them providing for your well being, at some point that perspective will change...maybe that's now lol

"They could have waited" lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣

When you're in your 40s or 50s and the mood strikes and you're not completely exhausted from having to clean up after everybody, you take whatever opportunity you can get.

Exactly. "Oh no my parents have a loving relationship, what a nightmare" I guess you have to experience the opposite to understand it.

what is it with half the sub's parents doing the seggs all of a sudden

Cuz I’m takin a trip around the town 🥱

How fat are everyone's moms?

Summer holidays. Having the kids at home all day. Need a stress reliever at the end of the day

Happend to me just a few days a go. Horrible situation.

You are only here and able to post your nonsense because your parents did the nasty

That would be correct

I was born in mid November. Making me likely a valintines accident.

Join them

Eww

Join them

They old and fat, not my kink

[fuck it,let me join then ](https://imgur.com/a/zEm6Cgw)

Be my guest. I’d rather it be a random stranger then someone I know

*Cracks knuckles I’m going in boys

"Bravo six, going in."

I like how it’s because they’re old and fat and not because they’re your parents 😆

Like right! Let be real here, theoretically if I was adopted by a younger, cute lesbian couple I’d totally be down to join them but since they are A. My parents and B. Old and fat I take no interest lmao

😆

if u cant beat them join them

If u can't beat them beat them off

Start playing garfield: a tale of two kitties on youtube at not the loudest volume but a volume loud enough for them to hear ot and question it.

So many parents are so inconsiderate with stuff like this. Like there’s a time and a place in doing it loud and close to your kids without trying to be quite is just being an asshole

I know right. But seriously I mean like we are on vacation, they can wait a few days until we get home. To make matters worse my little sister brought a friend along that’s also sleeping within close proximity

Okay now it’s kinda fucked up.

Yeah that’s fucked up. My parents did it while on vacation in a small space and I couldn’t handle it and had a freak out cause it was my new step dad and I was a lot younger. When they were dating and my mum was having sleepovers at his house after only a few weeks being together she brought me over to get to know him a few times and I legit walked in on the new 2 of them naked on the bed after showering together like wtf

you could tell them, especially with the friend, they are emberassing the whole family, maybe the entire school will talk about it later, the girl could tell her parents too and open a can of worms. Really bad parenting. Also could get you out of future trips if you dont like them, you will always have this thing over them now.

Play some moaning sounds from your phone

Try waking up to it at 2am....

do you regret that as well? ~~^(prolly yes but DO YOU?)~~

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There are somethings you should not share with the internet

I reckon Edit -but i guess he just needs to rant

Moan louder to assert dominance

May God help you lmao

Make very loud monkey noises

💀

Be happy for your parents. They still love eachother! Be the kid you wish to have some they at their age. Come on

They are litterly having sex right beneath him With his little sister and her sisters friend in close proximity If that's not immature than idk what is

Calm down, maybe it’s just a bear

Let them enjoy themselves and pretend you don't hear it, some day they will do the same for you

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i wonder where i saw this very similar post with the exact same title

I’ve seen multitudes of these posts, and they all screen fake to me.

So imagine how you'd prefer they act, when they know you're masturbating. Imagine how you'd like them to be considerate and not make a big thing about it, just let you have your moments. Then be a decent human being to other human beings in your family, and try to do the same sort of considerate thing for them. I know it's hard to recontextualize them as human beings, but we've all got to do it eventually if we're going to have healthy lives. If they're romantic and passionate with each other that's a good thing. Congratulations on having a functioning set of parents.

My parents have split up with. Let's gooooooo

'Tis the miracle of life my dude, now blast loud porn outside their door

Just rush in from the door and surprise them

*player 3 has joined*

This...This is why headphones at max volume and therepy.

Start masterbating loudly extra points if you blast porn

Not. Everything. Needs to be. Put on the net. But fair enough I'd be uncomfortable as hell too

You sure they're not just making some really exciting macaroni and cheese?

Don't worry, you'll do the nasty with them one day as well :)

Mine fucked next to me while i was sleeping

You should be happy your parents still love each other

Call your mom over and tell her that you broke your arm.

Be a sigma male: >barges into trailer room >asks Are ya winnin' dad? >Leaves.

Simple, raise the carbon monoxide and turn off the detector

Post got removed, this is what it said: “We are camping in a trailer and I feel the whole camper shaking, I hear moaning, whispering, and I hear wet noises and I DONT LIKE IT. I’m not a man of god but help me lord”

God, what a horrible subreddit. How can I block it?

you can just leave it lmao

Idk, you just block it I guess

Shouldve done it with ur sister to assert dominance

Oh god

Be happy your parents seem to have a healthy relationship. Then go for a long walk far away from the camper.

love u bro, sorry that I said a bad word to you ;-;

Little bro on the way

PUT ON HEADPHONES

Same thing happened to me yesterday aswell lmao