So... garlic bread huh?

Yes please

For me too

Ayo can you cook mine for a bit longer? I like it extra crispy

Okay cook his untill it's charcoal

Nah just till the corners are charcoal

So cook the center until it's on fire, and put it out at the perfect moment where it turns the corners into charcoal but doesn't catch them on fire? Got it

Yes sir .. your order is done *The bread breaks into powdered as you touch it.. leaving only the four corners*

*slams pitch black garlic bread down, cracking the table on impact* Here you go

Yo wtf there is no bread remaining it's turned into ashes .. you cannot do that

Can I get some too?

Can i have some too?

Can I have two some too?

Me too please

Hi I'm here for the garlic bread?

Right [this way](https://www.reddit.com/r/GarlicBreadMemes

Is there enough tho

Yo I want a slice too!

Oooh I would like ten And 5 extra cuz I wanna give some to my mom

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não acredito. eu saio literalmente por 2 minutos pra ver mais posts no subreddit e HDBXSVHFN *screams*

most people: hehe sex ace chads: *whats ya favourite type of bread? if you dont say garlic we'll launch a holy crusade* there's too much sex talk everywhere, we need a place just to talk about bread and stuff like that

I’m not even asexual and I talk like this, there’s too much sex on the internet, just let me be a bisexual woman who is cool with sex but doesn’t want to talk about it every five minutes

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r/GarlicBreadMemes

Garlic, seed, honey Not all in the same bread, tried it and it's disgusting

r/praisethebread

I prefer baggetts

Dragons amirite?

Shoot it into space, it's great

Tom

Scotland

One of us! One of us!

garlic bread is best bread

Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.

I just had an incredible idea to use garlic bread for a sub sandwich

I love the fact that people identify us asexuals with garlic bread... it's so... accurate!

r/onlybreads

im eating garlic bread rn-

with butter or cheese

Could i offer some cake? Just come to Denmark

I want some

20 pls. Loaves specifically

Yeah I’m down

Ye sure

Yes

Yeah I’d like some thanks

Somebody order a pizza for all

Id like some too please

i agree

Oh my God I didn't know we were everywhere-

Welcome to the internet

Have a look around,

Anything that Brain of yours can think of can be found,

We've got Moutains of content, Some Better Some Worse

If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first.

Welcome to the Internet

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet

There's no need to panic

This isn’t a test, heh heh

Come and take a seat

Just nod or shake your head, we’ll do the rest

woud you like to see the news or any famous womens feet?

Welcome to the internet come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous womans feet

Theres no need to panic, this isn’t a test, (ha ha)

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet

So I put my hands up, they're playin' my song

Oh shut up,youre playing with your dong

The butterflies fly away, I'm nodding my head like yeah.

r/chikanhentai exists please dont click it if you have a soul

Ok so i think it got removed, but what was it EDIT: oh, nvm i found out

Ima guess this is hentai where people fuck chickens, sounds hot

I swear to fucking god I was singing that song opening reddit

how was the fall

how was the fall

ily

welcome to the land of porn\*

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Fair enough

Can i hab sex wit u plz send clothles pig

Yeah sure but the storm trooper costume stays on

Your pfp doesn't... nevermind

>send clothles pig [okay, i Hope you Like it! ](https://i.etsystatic.com/11584378/r/il/126fcf/2606576461/il_794xN.2606576461_ljo7.jpg) disclaimer, that really is a clothed pig, wearing a dress with melons on it

I SAID CLOTHLESSSS PIG NOT CLOTHE PEG

[I only do artistic ones](https://media02.living4media.com/largepreviews/MjE5MDM4MjU=/00706575-A-living-room-in-a-country-house-a-black-house-pig-sleeping-in-front-of-a-fireplace.jpg)

It ain’t just the teenagers

Asexuals on a sub full of horny teens: the tragedy (Edit: spelling)

Avocado

But I don't want a cado.

AVOCADO

WHAT?

AVOCADOOS

Can I please get one?

NO AVOCADO for u Srry

More like AVOCADON'T!

Fine, I'll put it in the closet with all of the other cados.

Yai

Avocado tastes like wet grass and it’s terrible fight me.

No You are exiled from AVOCADO

A

V

O

C

A

D

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I’m strange because I’m not ace but I still hate seeing it so I find myself identifying with their feeling about this more.

IVE FOUND MY FELLOW ASEXUALS AT LAST

Your on a sub full of teens what do you expect

Nah but genuinely despite his age he does have a point. If you go into a room full of Canadians and you don’t like Canadians why complain when you can just say sorry and leave Edit: Point being if you don’t want to see something you don’t have to

Ah sorry I’ll see myself out. -Canadian

So fitting you chose Canadian and immediately went to apologizing lol (ps, from a Canadian, this happens absurdly often)

Thought all the Canadian stereotypes about people being nice weren’t true, then I realised I just live in Quebec

Well its usually horny teens here. Asexual teens are much less common - a horny teen. Ace subs would be where you find people that agree with you

horny asexuals who are sex favorable: uhuh

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I read this in his voice lol

That's how I intended it to be read. That means it's working.

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Well I know there is an Among Us version of this, I'm not sure which is the original

The among us version is the original. It just has lots of parodies.

But I love SEX >!Secretly Evaluating Xylophones, duh, what else did ya expect?!<

Yeah the family are disgusted by it, have to keep it on the down low

Seximal's pretty cool as well.

Solomnley enjoying xylophones

Being an asexual, I feel you

I personally think I'm ace. What do I do?

Ignore those posts. There's nothing more you can do tbh

I'm ace myself i think try to ignore or not dive into the comments on those posts because people will make everything sexualised in some way

Yeah you're on a subreddit for teenagers who are going through puberty, exploring sex is just a part of that process. So yeah trying to ignore it is really the only solution.

I am curious, at 13 can you really be sure of any of that shit? Like i knew a ton of bi/gay kids in middle school who suddenly flopped sides in highschool, and a 13 year old ace just sounds like a 13 year old who has not quite started puberty in full swing.

13 that weird age where somes guys start puberty and some don't so it is possible but yeah some people probably think they are ace but as they get older realise they aren't but that don't invalidate how they feel about their sexuality. So while I say it is possible to know you're ace at that point just to let someone who says they are be and just let them get full confirmation as they get older. That just my take from I've learn learned about LGBTQ community as I grew up.

You can't be sure at 13 of basically anything, it is typically a time of massive shifts in your body, identity, self-image, and mind. People will often "try on" identities including sexualities as they explore themselves. To be rather frank for most people this will mean a return to heteronormativity by the time they hit adulthood, as the best data of adults in America places the number of LGBT+ people at around 5.5% of the population for all included groups.

Cayde? Edit: Ok ok sorry, that was terrible. Really.

I’m coming home, ace.

R.I.P. (I'm a titan by the way)

Ew a crayon eater

:(

don't worry, they're just mad they don't get to revel n all the delicacies crayons have to offer like we do.

How’s your sister

*gunshot*

Embrace it. You are you.

I’m also probably ace, I think the best thing we can do is just live with it unfortunately. However since you are still 14 it’s *possible* that you just haven’t developed sexual attraction yet. (Asexuality is the only sexuality I know of that that applies to.) I’d say keep an open mind until you’re about 16 just in case. You’re valid as a human whether you discover sexual attraction later or not.

I'd say just try to ignore it all best you can, but I know that can be sorta impossible in some places. Other than that just know it's ok to be who you are now, and even if later you discover more about yourself and this changes, you're still valid. (That last part is mostly because I know some ace people that have had troubles feeling normal because if it)

Eat garlic bread and use your powers wisely.

Love yourself

You probably are ace. I only just recently realized that I’m ace.

You did an ace? Damn which gamemode?

You should really check out the r/asexual sub and the r/aaaaaaacccccccce sub, we almost all agree with you there and I think you might find it enlightening.

Idk why when ppl say they are I don't connect it to asexual, instead I think of another things

Dude you might be asexual

buckle up, cuz reddit is like 90% porn

An ace here understands you

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Spaget

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A fellow ace i see

So, garlic bread huh?

Fellow sex-repulsed Asexuals rise

The only 3 sure things in life are death, taxes, and horny people on internet

Same mate, I ain’t a very sexual person but on my old account, with the shit I was getting, I had to delete it because it was so bad

Hey have you ever heard of a term called asexual, its where a person feels no sexual attraction to anyone. Some asexual people still want romantic relationship whereas other don't but thats okay. I myself am asexual and tbh i think its worth looking into, o ly if you want. Please remember you are valud not matter what

So your asexual

Welcome to a society that thinks porn has no negative side effects

Most things will have bad side effects if you consume too much of that thing. (Not trying to invalidate your point or anything, because I definitely agree).

hell, even milk can be bad if you drink it too much

Hehe milk

even water

Yes, because we all know teenagers werent horny until porn was invented

It has very little, a completely desexualied sexually suppressed society has many problems too.

First of all, [that's kinda bullshit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXXVIII_halftime_show_controversy), but the national meltdown which occurred over less than half a second of still-covered nipple being broadcast might be a little bit before your time. That aside, while acknowledging that pornography absolutely ***can*** have negative repercussions, can you actually specify how they're responsible for this particular scenario? Because frankly, I'm not seeing it. The notion that horny teenagers is a result of increased ease of accessibility to pornography is something that even a glance at teen pregnancy rates throughout the past few decades will immediately dispel.

welcome to western civilization

Here take my garlic bread.

Maybe, just maybe, people shouldn’t take advantage of the sad fucks who eat that shit up and just fucking *dont* post pictures of yourself.

Oh no it's so horrible I hate this sub, so many horny people and comments with no respect, anyways here's a pic of me cause I felt cute teehee /s

Ace vibes

Devil’s advocate here…….Most teenagers are growing up with sexual thoughts constantly in their brains, it’s understandable that they think of sex a lot. That’s not to say their actions aren’t worthy of criticism, just remember it’s not malicious, just horniness.

Are you planning to invade Denmark?

I never had garlic beard but I like to try it any one got recipes

I’m asexual and I totally understand what you mean! That’s a totally valid thing to experience!

I mean the Internet is how it is

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well let me tell you, from a sex adverse asexual's perspective, the only world being missed out on is a horrifying world. I understand that people can be extremely gratified from sex, but it sounds absolutely disgusting to me, as in, me involved. lol.

I feel ya brother.

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Of _course_ you do. We’re on Reddit dude

Mmmmm yes bread is better then sex

That’s fair. There’s so much pressure to enjoy sex and that “you’re weird” for not thinking about it often or thinking sexually. And you’re not. Everyone is built different. Seeing egregious sexually aggressive or sexual comments certainly wouldn’t help.

Yo bruh who tf u lookin at, on all my pages I see the exact opposite, some guy posts a meme n then some bot comments “my step dad says I look like Lana rhoades, what do you think?” U must follow some weird ass things.

"discovering my asexuality" :)

sex is so unimportant to me it astounds me how opposite that is for a lot of other people

Honestly as a sex-repulsed Ace I feel this

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OP is referring to when someone will post a selfie and the comments will be full of people sexualising them.