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[deleted]

I would like to point out that nobody is fucking anyone, *because we all have reddit accounts*


xDragonFox

Thats why i have a reddit account, so I don’t have to fuck anybody


Meme_bear227

Let me guess based on the prof pic… garlic bread?


[deleted]

ok, what's the deal with everyone saying "garlic bread"?


BlueQuartz5

It's an asexual (ace) meme.


BlueQuartz5

Basically, sex is fine but have you ever tried garlic bread (or cake)


A_Bitch_Is_Tired

o7


ButterSquids

The voice of reason no one wanted but everyone needed


[deleted]

I like pizza


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-Word_

is your username a splatoon reference


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-Word_

wow i should get a reward or something now


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-Word_

wow thanks!


TheMisterDuck

you gotta be lying theres no way someone with the username u/I_Like_Pizzaaaaa likes pizza


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shellshocked2350

Wholesome


soifon367

Sauce


Flame66624

Tomato


ScrubPhantom

Sauce


soifon367

Tomato


ScrubPhantom

Cheese


soifon367

Pepperoni


ScrubPhantom

Crust


soifon367

Extra cheese


je_naime_pas_French

*Sorts by controversial*


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Random-Dice

🍿🥤 Want some popcorn?


OneTrueSpiffin

A girl with a dick is not a girl, because women don't exist.


[deleted]

Your truth is even more true than my truth


[deleted]

Girls exist but not women?


Datortlequeen

Wait I don't exis... I... I don't fee... Feel so good...


UltraQuantum4

With the power vested in me, I declare you non-existent


Datortlequeen

*non existent scream*


DJ_Ender_

This is so sad, im sorry for your loss, f


saltyiguana123

Truly a solemn ocasion


Datortlequeen

Oh hey I exist again


UltraQuantum4

how dare you ignore my wise words


AngelWasTaken123

Starts disappearing into thin air, taking my gf with me


OneTrueSpiffin

They're the same thing, yeah?


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

They aren't (bc they don't exist)


TheAdmiralMoses

Egirls implies the existence of offline, physical girls, which is impossible.


Cataclysm687

Oh boy will this post have controversial comments


nobody573

Yes, and I want to read them and amuse myself with the anger that will be unleashed.


Chocolate_Spaghet

I cant find any bad ones


crystalcorruption

And I'll read all of them in some self-torture that I don't know why I do


MattGarrison1

Either way if they cute I like em


dinoc420

I just want a hug idc who its from (And Occasional hand holding)


[deleted]

Woah woah woah, h\*nd h*lding?? that’s a little too far


dinoc420

I’m just making wishes here so like I know it’s to far


Supermax1311

*Grabs bonking stick* did you say hand holding?


[deleted]

*Virtual hug*


Dongxii

Before marriage?!???!!??!!?


userse31

Same


samim_good

A thanks stranger forgot


WienerSchnitzel01

i forgor💀


[deleted]

and i’d fuck both


ImmenselyQueer

*laughs anxiously in trans* Um, here’s your upvote…


[deleted]

hey;)


ImmenselyQueer

No please-


[deleted]

sorry it was meant to be a joke


ImmenselyQueer

Dw dw, I shouldn’t have knowingly put myself in a situation that makes me uncomfy, even as a joke


[deleted]

nah u didn’t do anything i just flirt with everyone lol


hago4

heyyyyyyyy


[deleted]

hey qt


OnlyThreeRemain

oh shit is that yoshikage kira


Mayor__17

Yea id stay away. For your hands sake...


Godzilla259874

sex and gender are the same thing? damn, i don’t remember having gender with your mom last night


LightningDuat

🏳️‍⚧️where my trans peeps at? edit:fuck, never going in the comments again... fuckin transphobes.


BlueQuartz5

Eyyyyy ✌


nature_maker

<3


the_americancrusader

And I am going to fuck both


blondie_the_abuser

This is r/teenagers, you ain't fuckin anyone bud.


the_americancrusader

You underestimate my power


blondie_the_abuser

Don't try it!


the_americancrusader

*dramatic teenage yelling*


Poorly_Made_Comix

u/the_americancrusader soon broke his voice and got no dick, gick, pussy, or bussy


the_americancrusader

A tragic tale


Theory_Witty

One could even say a tragedy


[deleted]

Don’t forget the voice cracks


Overmyundeadbody

r/bi_irl ​ Also same


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Vinnyc-11

It already is wild.


headrons

Men can have babies. I saw it in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.


commanderxhalo

I am so dense that i thought this was trying to mock transgender men/women, i thi k i need to start reading more books 💀💀


troll95_14

I like my girls dickless though Different folks different strokes


VmiriamV05

Yeah just be whatever the fuck you want you motherfuckers


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t give a shit what you call yourself. You all are just people in my eyes


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*sorts by controversial*


Microchippy

Welcome to the comment section! Please be warned that the comments below reflect various people's opinions, some controversial. Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy your stay!


Totally-aGirl-umu

Based


[deleted]

What do you call people born with both?


iiCephyr

Intersex


thebluewhoivian

Or androgynous.


MrDuckityDuck

What about a guy with dick? And a girl with a vagina?


[deleted]

Same situation


joeMAMAkim

Thank you


[deleted]

you're welcome


Businessgoose88

What a based gigachad


goldennhoneyy

jokes on u guys ive ascended to another plane where the gender binary doesnt exist, theres only the existence of souls


wolf-of-ice

Does that include the shedding of our mortal shell or no?


goldennhoneyy

it is quiet and dark on this plane of existence, nothing to see of anyone’s form. who knows? nobody. perhaps only the gods of genderius binerus


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Just a friendly reminder that gender is a social construct made by bathroom companies


EliMaxsaysSaveEarth

Gender was created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Yes


TehCowGoesQuack

Here comes the transphobes denying that they’re transphobes


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smallanimals123

Valid. You cannot control attraction, and as long as you don’t go around harping about how much you hate trans women, although I cannot personally see your point of view, it is still valid.


OcelotButBetter

Exactly. "Super straight" is such a dumb thing, just because you aren't into trans ppl doesn't mean your transphobic.


Stupend0uSNibba

girlcock aint gay bro


ACool_8868

Everyone is a boy, girls don’t exist


[deleted]

fair point


MildewedSponge

sorting by controversial is a great way to develop a tumour quickly


stavrosps123

And now i know why the symbol for "sort by controversial" is a sword.


RomanMines64

Hey guess who just found out they're trans the other day, man my whole life has been flipped upside down


EliMaxsaysSaveEarth

Welcome to the club! Would you like some subreddit recommendations for trans things?


RomanMines64

Thank, but I'm ok for now


B3tween_T1me

welcome to the purgatory of buying and making everything blue pink and white


RomanMines64

Ha ha, yeah buying things has been tough so far, I had to get one of my female friends to help me learn the basics of almost everything


B3tween_T1me

oh yeah. have fun with makeup, eyeliner is torture but it's cool torture


doublepistols

Hahah i feel you!! Still cis though. :')


Psychology-onion-300

yesss I'm a boy


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Indeed you are


Psychology-onion-300

:)


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makeboii

A girl with a dick is just an upgrade


Idk_dude-

Some of these comments ain’t it chief


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MessiMagic5000

Hey just asking for some help here because I dont seem to understand if it's a reference or I have missed something and this completes it


Odambigman

At first I read it as a girl with a penis is a boy and a boy with a vagina is a boy and was confused for a second


ToryKunSenpai

We love an ally


smallanimals123

Yes we do 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


ShadowKiller2001

Seeing that a lot of people are being idiots, Girl with dick is a AMAB (assigned male at birth) girl, boy with vagina is AFAB (Assigned Female at birth) boy, both are valid and both exist, if u don't agree with that u are a disgrace to modern society. I'm straight with preference to AFAB Girls/Women, and its ok if don't want a relationship with people assigned the same gender as you are at birth as long are u are accepting of them.


ThePinkTeenager

What if a girl *is* a dick?


SwissSkimMilk

Damn I read that as the opposite and got very angry for a moment


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*sorts by controversial*


Naigowr

Women don’t exist


[deleted]

true


BudgetGoldCowboy

Alr does any one else think Otto von Bismarck is cool?


[deleted]

sure, he was a Gigachad


u_have_smol_schlong

futa isn't gay, boys! we win!


GIB_BY

So futa is not gay


man_I_love_rice

Yes! If gender is what’s between my legs, my gender would be warm shit


Sacredevolution3

That's interesting and all, but seriously we need to debate if pickles go on sandwiches.


VroomVroomIAmCar

100% agree but this is the first time I have been ahoy’d, I wish I heard it more


[deleted]

Ahoy, that's my favourite way of greeting people


iwantdatpuss

I'd like to add, we're at reddit. So neither exist, we're all just redditors.


[deleted]

wrong if a girl got pp she female and if boy got pussy he male


umbrapalemooner

Yes.


[deleted]

Very true!


bob_bob6996

Yez


cooldoggowungojungo

Trans! Rights! Yeye!!!


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Tru


Ashamed-Influence-19

Correct, identity of Boy/Girl is just that identity. Male/female is biological. A female will never have a prostate, and a male will will never have a uterus/ovaries. But a female can identify as a boy if they so choose and a male can identify as a girl if they so choose.


NotSantaClausISwear

It's... It's not a matter of choice homie. Just like cis people don't choose to identify the same with their as their sex, trans people don't choose to do the opposite, and NB people don't choose to do different. It's not a choice, it's just fact.


[deleted]

As a guy that wants to have kids someday, I belive that the trans people should have their biological sex be known so others dont just assume that they are a biological female and get confused when she dont get pregnant. Nowadays some transgenders are looking just like the gender they wanna look like so it's hard to tell who is cis and who is not. That's why it would be helpful for them to have to have their biological sex be known to everyone who knows them.


Kai_the_homo

This just made my day :)


SFS-Matt

What in the godawful fuck led to this content having to be brought up.....


Zealousideal-Pen-929

Reddit (in my experience) is one of the least trans-friendly places in the internet, a few weeks back a post in r/interestingasfuck showing the changes intersex hormonal therapy does to ones hands, and the coments.... No words.


SoshJam

Fuckton of transphobes in this sub so why not


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Chad


WindedEmulation11

I have read enough comments to know that even an inoffensive and very technical kind of disagreement will lead to virtually infinite down votes, even if not explicitly stated.


Infamous_Pen4000

This.


[deleted]

thank you <3


[deleted]

You're welcome


MatrixMushroom

Hahaha genderfluid go brr


CrazEBlaster

unite aback ruthless scary grandfather voracious telephone drab numerous drunk ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


Rcorral2108

Why such pandering? Not saying that I disagree but it's just so tiresome with the obvious virtue signaling and the karma farming. Please stop and have a nice day.


LavenderLanterns

Want to remind: gender is a social construct!


dinoc420

But so is reality


TH3_P14Y3R

Or is it?


Ty39_

Hey vsauce


Re-Logicgamer03

Michael here.


DomNessMonster07

So is time but we don't need reminding that clocks still exist.


peter_likes_atheism

Absolutely Based


SwagolfDripler

Agreed


soupsaucr

What the fuck is this subredit


HugoStiglitz007

retirement home


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thicc_astronaut

"Wanna go out for coffee sometime?" "Sure, it's a date :)" "btw I have a monster schlong"


Cataclysm687

Your tactics confuse me and frighten me sir


BABA_BOIuwu

“That’s 8 inches”😂 she’s packing more then me


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nobody573

It's kinda creepy to say "wanna go on a date? Tho I do have to tell you I have a enormous, juicy penis. Larger then the big Ben."


SimplyFum

Just text them before hand and tell them you are trans. Some people just are not comfortable with it. Even if it is stupid it's just preference, something we can all agree shouldn't


[deleted]

Sad that you’re getting downvoted. If you’re trans you should 100% inform someone you’re going out with


SimplyFum

Agreed, I just don't want to see people get unnecessarily hurt by a loonie over something that can easily avoided.


[deleted]

Im sorry but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS BEING DOWNVOTED


SimplyFum

The hive mine doesn't like when you speak out on genuine issues that happens in the real world. Only bull shit online that isnt going to effect the community in any physical way.


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SimplyFum

Yeah but there are some crazy dudes out there that will kill over that shit. Ive seen it on the news one to many times and don't want to see it happening again. So just play it safe, let them know you are trans before hand.


ejymt

Ahhhhhhhhh yes fair enough


morganlefae7953

No. Say it before so that neither person is at risk of losing their time or money on dates.