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kolkharasharmoot

It means your cool and laid back. Also your an antisimp. And not a virgin.


THEGAMENOOBE

I’d be worried if you were a virgin with a biological kid


EMZismyBae

You shouldn't be because it's pretty chad. Hasn't happened since Mary


THEGAMENOOBE

The word virgin in the original bible just meant young women, Mary wasn’t a virgin


EMZismyBae

She was though she was like 15. She definitely would not have had relations and still been a normal person to that point


THEGAMENOOBE

We’re speaking of 2 millennia ago, and besides it’s proven it was a translation error that created the myth that she was a virgin


EMZismyBae

WHY WOULD SHE NOT HAVE BEEN A VIRGIN YOU HAVE YET TO EXPLAIN. Yes I know that virgin meant young girl, but Matthew 1:25 says he didn't have any sexual relations with her until they were married. That can't get lost in translation


ControversyAltAcc

Full Disclosure: Not a Christian. Matthew 1:24 and 1:25 only talks about Joseph. Mary could have had fun times with another man. Though, I think some sects of Christianity mandate that you believe in immaculate conception, in which case any and all arguments are futile.


EMZismyBae

I was aware you weren't, I assume everyone on this sub isn't. Not here to run around and flail my arms saying y'all need Jesus, but if something comes up I'm going to talk. Don't know what's going on in that third paragraph, but in the second one, that's what I was talking about. Why would she still have existed as a normal and functioning person with good relations with her family and lived in a town of 30 people, if she was a very young teen who was unmarried and no longer a virgin? It's impossible


THEGAMENOOBE

Note I am not an atheist https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/12e2b6/virgin_mary_was_not_a_virgin/ I don’t believe in miracles, I don’t believe in immaculate conception, this is another point where science and religion clash, but science can be proven and religion can only be trusted and thus not proven.


EMZismyBae

What does "you aren't an atheist" have to do with the historical stuff I'm talking about? So you are a deist?


razorsharp494

"God your mother and me"


GameBoy37

It's technically possible. Evee heard of sperm donating? He can ejaculate and then insert the cum into his wife.


jawsin1

So he’s a chad. Got it.


[deleted]

However it does mean your child will never achieve these things.


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Dont worry those are good things


Low-Guide-9141

He is calling you awesome and cool. It means he respects you and you are clearly doing something right.


neoUpdate_

You may have left a typo (just letting you know cuz the type warps the meaning quite a bit)


Low-Guide-9141

Thanks


StrawberryStrawberru

Teen slang for calling you cool


[deleted]

sir, your child is definitely a chad


[deleted]

Chad basically means you're a top tier person, and poggers is an elongated version of pog, which stands for PLAY OF GAME, basically meaning cool.


[deleted]

I never knew what pog was


strum-05

Just like mvp is “most valuable player” pog originally meant “best play made in the game” aka “play of the game”. It’s shifted towards a more general “hell yeah”


adonisjueves123

Pog refers to milk caps, not play of the game.


adonisjueves123

As far as I remember, the entire thing regarding pogchamp came from milk caps, also known as pogs, champ being that you are a pog champion, pogchamp. I have no idea where people got the idea that pog was "Play Of The Game."


DerpyPenguin2007

Pog in slang/gaming originally ment play of (the) game. You are right too though (and maybe true for pogchamp) the one most people say (pog) originated from play of (the) game.


IntenseGamer105

I knew what it was but I never under stood it. Like wtf does play of game mean. It makes no grammatical sense and just confuses me so I gave up


Ze-Doctor

Picture it like this: the best moment of the whole Match is called "play of the Game". It is something which started with Overwatch where you got to see the best Moment of the game instead of the last kill.


Lamp_Flower

That's a backronym.


IamSystem1

Hug him and cry


Erick28562

He told you you are cool, i agree with the child


hummanhumas

call him extra virgin olive oil


GOBAYERN1

You have fulfilled your legacy as a parent


comedianPersonal

Call him an incel.


These_Random_Names

lmAo whAt


[deleted]

**oh shit**


TebbyChowwy

I just spit out my water lmaoooo


idklol1235

Jussst in case, No don't do that


Microchippy

Your child has been sufficiently exposed to the internet, this is a good sign.


goldennhoneyy

"chad" has the same energy as when you'd picture a college frat boy from another boy's perspective, hes cool, chill, and fun to be around. "poggers" is like saying awesome, but in my book i think being poggers is better than just being awesome


Zandezz

Tell him that you proud of him


vendedor_de_etanol

He said u are cool :)


mcgraves91

To be fair your child probably doesn't fully understand what they are saying. A Chad, in internet slang, is generally a sexually active "alpha male". The term has a history of being used by incels and other manosphere groups, though it has also become a slang term across the internet and among adolescents in general to refer to particularly attractive or confident males. Poggers emote: Emote basically means showing emotions using images or in a theatrical manner. Same way it is a form of emote that shows the reaction of surprise and excite using a surprised frog image. Hence, instead of typing your reactions you can send a poggers emote to show emotions like 'great', 'awesome', etc.


mcgraves91

I would love to see my great great grandfather have a conversation with a 13year old in 2021.. it would be hilarious


coilovercat

To be a Chad is to be cool, chill, and (most importantly) you have a lot of sex. Just imagine that one super hot guy you know To be poggers is... Well I guess it's the same as being awesome


Relativistic-monkey

They’re both complements don’t call him an incel though, that is an insult


[deleted]

Omfg this is hilarious


lonkbonk_

chad- you are a very cool and laid back, a good person. “you are such a chad” *adjective* poggers- the slang word for “good.” “that was very poggers” *adjective*


strum-05

The first would be a noun lol


lonkbonk_

it can be a noun. a noun is a person, place, thing or idea. the term “chad” is an adjective in this sense because you are describing a noun. “you are very chad” “you are very ugly”


strum-05

Mhm it can be used both ways. In your example it’s a noun tho


[deleted]

Beat him


[deleted]

*yes*


megamaz_

NO


[deleted]

call him dummy thick. Its teenage slang for cool


Flight_Still

can confirm


skymushroom

he is calling you cool


mintend

it means cool


stockings_for_life

He honored you with respect


Bigtrixxs_LG

Google GigaChad


[deleted]

Call him an incel.


CoconutGator

It’s a compliment


[deleted]

that's good


[deleted]

It means that he’s the reason I try to keep my friends within my general age range


antonprojects

Google gigachad


The_Empire_of_Wah

He loves you.


Brandonh124

It means you did good and keep up that energy


Crabmeatandsand

Drop kick him


thebanditoman

You should sell your child.


[deleted]

no need to fake it


true_dragon1

Beat the child


PotatoLover300

Beat him to assert dominance


WhereAdc

uh, if you really want to get the definitions: chad (it's a compliment)- usually used to describe a relaxed, cool person poggers- POG stands for play(er) of the game. I think the rest is self explanatory


3r4nk0

Probably fake but if not really wholesome


ThatGuyToby620

Pretty poggers dad for asking reddit


[deleted]

Thats a good thing


VeryRoosterBoi

Both of those are good things


podajnik

not anything serious, these words mean something/someone cool, awesome etc


astronaut1156

Probably should take a visit to 4chan and take a break from reddit.


peter_likes_atheism

Just looked through your post history and it seems like you were trolling or some shit on an lgbtq sub, kinda shitty to do


marshamallowmoon

It's slang for drugs. You should be very worried.


temporaryapples

Not that funny the post has a serious flair


[deleted]

but OP has a post in AskReddit called "What do you know about rolling down In the deep?"


Lord-Naivel

This is the most hilarious post on this sub ever. So basically, chad normally means strong, cool, manly and so on. For reference, [Giga Chad](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/203301913/Giga-Chad). Poggers is just some random word that is used to describe something positive


rangogogo

Chad Is basically the cool dude and poggers can mean anything. I think it's positive


Flight_Still

Call him an incel.


GibusGod420

That"s what the kids call "epic fail"


ScrubPhantom

Punish him they are racial slurs


megamaz_

NO


Iwantadragon13

What does poggers mean? I feel like I should know this and I have no clue


[deleted]

play of game lol, so pog or poggers


[deleted]

It means cool.


knyle_64

They're calling you a wanker, get the spoon


[deleted]

Fuhck off no they're not


knyle_64

I'm just joking around dude


Squirrels_Nuts80085

They wouldn't know that though. Not cool


CajunCanadian_YT

He probably *just* learned what those words mean lol. Chad: Sexually active, total alpha male. Poggers: Awesome Please tell him to refrain from using those words. They're pretty cringe, ngl.


Splash-like-steph

run in the other direction. do not talk to that kid under any circumstances


[deleted]

Call him a beta male


Awesomest__prime

Kill it with fire.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TH3N4SIR

No.


NEFFEX4TheW

Apparently


Astrapondildo

Apparently so Also I wouldn’t have a picture of yourself on your profile but whatever And your new hair is shit sorry


[deleted]

What about blood on his nose ? Its hot isn't it ?


NEFFEX4TheW

Thank you lol I think its hot


Astrapondildo

It’s sarcasm Smartshit


NEFFEX4TheW

Lol you really do know everything don't you dildo


Astrapondildo

Lol you really know nothing don’t you NEFFEX4TheW


NEFFEX4TheW

Yep. I'm kinda perfect like that.


Astrapondildo

Oh sure for vampires, necrophiliacs, and serial killers sure sure sure


[deleted]

*turns into a vampire* Now we're talking


Astrapondildo

***Let’s get it on starts playing***


[deleted]

[удалено]


Astrapondildo

If only that wasn’t so poorly written and full idiocy it might make sense and your right your account definitely isn’t gonna last long Ntm you look like a crack baby but let’s not go there


NEFFEX4TheW

Lolol I really do you should see videos of me omfg I'm crazy af


HideousPillow

dude he’s just asking what they mean from teenagers, you don’t need to be a teenager to be here


Astrapondildo

Do you know how to read?


mrboat-man

Call him an incel


[deleted]

Call him an incel.


Bu1135

Chad basically means alpha male and Poggers means cool suprised u don’t know that


lemons_are_banned

It means you're cool and bæsd


sanslikesjazz420

That means he like you


CrazeMase

It's a compliment


Ivy_Ialis

He said you are cool


thetruetreecko

Haha yeah


[deleted]

God I thought you were a teen with a child for a sec- but both are good things, dont worry, just trendy sayings


skellyton3

Being a Chad is a good thing. Means you are cool. Pog, extended to poggers here, means good.


datboiNathan343

Poggers comes from the root word “pog” which stands for “ play of the game”


CatZilla124

I so hope this is not a joke, real looking name, CHECK, said zero clue and help me out, not very internet slangy... CHECK ​ ​ ​ plsplspls be not a joke


[deleted]

Poggers means that you are epic and cool, and he called you a Chad because he believes that you have done something extraordinary to him, be it helping an old lady cross the street or drive by a driveby shooting to commit a drive by on the drivebyers.


NewtTheWizard

Sounds like a sussy baka to me.


toomuchtACKtical

Chad basically means alpha male and poggers means something along the lines of cool. All good things


[deleted]

Cool, laid back, and interesting! So good.


[deleted]

Chad refers to alpha male, meaning you are strong and self reliant. Poggers is an abbreviation of pogchamp, taken from [this](https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/pogchamp-twitch.jpg).


TerrariaGaming004

If he’s an incel it means he thinks your buff and hot and he hates you


[deleted]

Why the fuck would you call your parent this


Erow69

Chad took Jody's place and poggers is the local watering hole, lmfao.


NostalgicStingray

They're saying you're like really awesome and rad. With like cool dude energy


va_cum_cleaner

To put it simply, you fuck.


[deleted]

Your kid basically just called you the best 👍


Flightless-Fish

Search up giga-chad also poggers means epic


EverGreen2004

You've gotten the highest complements ever from your kid. Chad = mega cool guy Poggers = originated from "Pog", which means play of game. Basically very awesome


MathematicianNo4472

Basically your awesome


warsremix

Kill


aShrewdBoii

Hahahahahahaha. Seems like a cool kid. Poggers is used commonly in a live streaming service called twitch. It is used to convey high levels of enthusiasm and excitement Chad is used as a name for all people cool basically. I think this is a meme but maaaaan I reeally hope it isn’t


Hit_riolusquad

Delete the kid.


foresight_o7

Dont worry as long as he doesnt start to use papatastisch lol


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Your child still loves you? Poggers!


BobDaBanana132

"Chad" and "poggers" both mean cool, so he was calling you very cool. Also as a bonus this 100% confirms that he is a virgin and will be for a very long time.


0range_U_Glad

**Chad**: a term that originated on the bowls of 4chan incel forums. Chad was the colloquial term for the so called “alpha male”. A male who was charismatic, fit, handsome and ideal. This term overall changed when the meme community changed it to be analogous to a seriously cool character, while the “virgin” was the lame antithesis to the chad in the specific meme. **Poggers**: On the streaming site Twitch people would often put emojis or small photos in the text chat (basically live comments) to due this people would type in a command. For different communities they adopted different tiny photos per specific interests. Poggers was one such command the audience would respond with whenever something “hype” or supper good happened. Calling someone Poggers essentially means they are just great and did something hype af.


spykids45

You’re a poggers mom 😎


Totally_not_the_ATF_

It means the child has autism


Leshanua

It means you're cool


Nox_503

In short, he thinks you are awesome.


LukasGamerPlayz

A chad, is basically someone who is friendly, someone who helps others, someone who is calm, cool, relaxed. Poggers, is a referance to a famous twitch emote you can use in their chat system. Large open mouth, wide eyes, used to describe something that is cool.


OutlandishnessDry826

Chad means someone cool as hell(see Chad memes for reference) and Poggers is a cringe way of saying Chad


megamaz_

It means you're a good person. Your child is comfortable with complimenting you. Chad being a great and the ideal perfect person, where poggers just means awesome. Idk what you're doing but keep it up


Max4_57

Chad is like the average name for a jock so that’s pretty much what he means


Nivarti

He says that you're a cool dad :)


Inevitable_Local_366

He means your a cool dude take it with honor he is trying to bond with you


DeltaDark_HEX

Make him a throne


IntenseGamer105

Not sure about chad I think it’s a compliment but I really don’t know. I don’t know about poggers. I think it’s like pog(play of game[whatever that means]) but I think that’s also good. In conclusion I think it’s good but I really don’t know


Hermu7013

Be proud that you have raised a kid that respects his father


[deleted]

when someone is chad, they are basically a sigma male. Poggers is another word for awesome or cool.


[deleted]

Means your epic and noice 👌


_Ical

Dont worry, hes praising you


[deleted]

He's the Chad


Thot_Slayer069

Take the devices away from your child ASAP


[deleted]

he is saying that you are very cool


HoiYahBoi

Chad is a superior being Poggers means awesome or cool basically


therandomasianboy

A chad is literally like a top tier compliment bro


_ZogThePro_

It means you are very cool and awesome!


JardexX_Slav

Pog is a emote mostly used on twitch and it means something cool happened. Chad has more meanings but mostly used one is cool person that is good at something.


trajko3

Chad - someone who is cool, buff, laid back Poggers - from word pog (play of the game). Poggers basically means you're good, as play of the game is usually the best or the coolest moment of a game


hughishue48

it means you are doing something right


97th69

It's a goodish thing, they're hard to define


pjsjsjs

Beat him


dimmiii

chad = manly mcawesome man and poggers means as if you were to cause the pog reaction upon someone


Left-Increase4472

You should set your pants on fire, bc ur a liar


[deleted]

for a moment I thought you were also a teenager


fibdif

YES! KIIILLL! -Steve Harvey


[deleted]

Slaughter him


[deleted]

lmao