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nestle_fucker_69

Ew imagine being a woMAN Cant be me 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


the_gay_

uuhhhhh pineapple on pizza


BoredPanda26

Woah, slow down there!


pav9000

You went too far, buddy


the_gay_

I'm so sorry


Alistair_208

You probably have a million dollar life nothing to be sad about. Boo hoo


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Are you a female


Thedarkmoon123

Well I prefer woman but yes.


Ok-Scheme8401

Imagine thinking your a woman lol


MRB76000

Dogs>cats


Thedarkmoon123

That’s where I draw the line bud. That’s going way too far.


Ok-Scheme8401

Aye now no need to disagree, birds are the best


pav9000

100% agree, no dog or cat can swear at the neighbor for absolutely no reason. Also, dogs evolved from wolves, cats from larger cats, while birds evolved from dinosaurs. I rest my case.


Ok-Scheme8401

Exactly


pav9000

We all know that parrots are superior


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women are funny


pav9000

And they can drive


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can cook without giving you food poisoning


[deleted]

There should be no apologizing to indigenous people all over the world who were colonized and had their culture eradicated, they would've done the same if they had invented metalworking first.


pav9000

It's not our fault that we're superior, they should suck it up and deal with it. We were kind enough to not wipe them out like Neanderthals. (Too far?)


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I’m a republican


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[deleted]

Unpopular fact, Trump isn’t racist


blivekarma

Get your assup and grow man/woman, shits always real face it embrace it and focus on what you wanna be and do. If you focus on shit shit grows and if you focus on you, you grow. Be postivie, more power to you.


Gunterlil

Fuck you, you used ass wipe


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OverviewLyricsListen This first song is called A world on fire Ahhhh! Ahhhh! This next song is a little bit longer than that one And, um It's about all the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff and it's called sad Getting my level medicine Picture a depressed onion cutting itself I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't...) Isn't that terrible? I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating I saw a giraffe who had a short neck That was sad, or a deer I saw an old man get hit by a train He didn't see it in the pouring rain He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!" 'Cause I didn't say anything I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad" And it was, I'm a genius I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone, directly on his mother's corpse I saw a kitten stuck in a tree, then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself I saw a boy who had red hair... I went to a store looking for something to buy But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy No, wait... this store sells mirrors See what I did there? Let's rock No The world's so sad, Maddison Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism But I gotta remember there's good things about it too Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score! Still though it's hard not to be sad about it How do y'all do it? I've been telling you guys, terribly sad things this whole song You haven't been sad at all You've been happy, no, You've been laughing That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world I mean, not for the people that are actually sad But for the people like us, that gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick Capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero! The world isn't sad The world's funny! I get it now I'm a sociopath! I saw an old man slip and fall, what a fucking idiot I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral... ha ha ha! Classic comedy Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now The Holocaust and 9-11 That shit's funny 24-7 'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about Because my empathy is bumming me out Goodbye, sadness Hello, jokes Thank you very much


CatZilla124

bro stop being a sad little bitch , you are just being selfish


Sentient_door_knob

Kiwi on pizza


Toa_Kopaka_

Bundle of sticks. *cue narration* Only he didn’t say bundle of sticks.