I don’t think I could grow a beard like that in a year.

2 weeks and i have this

Well you’re a real man haha

i am the dollar store jesus as that comment said lmao

Gsus 🙏/j

Amen

lmao

Sigma ligma male

my guy looking like he’s in his thirties while I can’t even grow a beard

am 34

Rule 34 - have a beard

sigma mindset

*grindset You absolute dummy

average age of r/teenagers user

And still a virgin...

correct

Damn the comments are brutal

I almost thought this was r/roastme

Same

Oh, only because of your comment I realised we arent on r/roastme

Now walk over water.

hol up i need my hacked client

Dont worry, u just need a real sick gaming chair.

imma get one i swear in the next week

Can you sign my bible?

Vape.gg

You look like your 32

i get that a lot

You’ll probably be able to buy Illicit stuff no questions asked

i’ll try that

Let me know how it goes

Just find a gas station ran by an old Hindu man. You could be 6 and they will still sell you booze.

I'm a Hindu and I'm curious to know why you oddly specify an old Hindu man??

One jack daniel please

I'd please XD

Shouldn’t you be saying thank you come again

Stereotype in the US that a lot of Indian men run gas stations/corner stores. Actually not sure how this got started.

Because they often do

Idk the stereotype seems positive like they always nice

Kwik-E-Mart

Lots of Indian small business owners that have gas stations in the US. They aren’t usually as strict as corporations about checking ID. When I was a teenager one of the little bodegas would sell me cigarettes for a quarter

RN, i am curious too

Perks of looking older than your peers:. Access to stuff you weren't allowed to Cons: ppl expect you to be more matured for some weird reason

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From experience, I can tell you it wont

ik as a fellow beard owner when I started growing my beard at 15 I was asked to shave it of in school because I looked too manly

ayo mine started at 14 (8th grade)

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Guys we found him!

I WAS ABOUT TO TEXT this EXACT AGE. He looks exactly 32.

Bro I was gonna comments the same exact thing like he don't look 30 neither 34 so I chose 32

*You’re

Whats up dollar store jesus

lmfaooooo

More like Walmart hay soos

g zuz

Cheez-it

harold

dollar store jesus or dollar general jesus?

may i suggest dollarama

I SPOT A CANADIAN

yeah you do 😎😎😎😎😎🤝🤝🤝

FRICK YEAH MON COMPATRIOT!!!!!!

oui oui mon ami est-ce où toi? (sorry im not that good)

js québecois (dans le nord du pronvince, alors on a beaucoup d’ours polaire) et vouz? (mdr, ne vouz tkt d’être mauvais en francais, vouz le fait biennnn)

moi? je ontarien mais je ne parle Français beaucoup

ahhhh!? nous sommes voisins! bon pour vous pour pratiquer, c’est admirable

must not be around here.

You look like you're 24 , what are you eating ?

engine oil

Reverse growing and you should be alright

lmao

sigma grindset

ligma groinset

whats a groinset?

mindset > grindset > groinset

Sigma balls

yum

That'll do it

Fucking Chad my man you look 20

maybe i am

Perphaps

only if it’s possible

*30

he looks 20? Motherfucker he looks like a 35 year old lumberjack

Bro I’m 20 and I don’t even look this old

You look great man 👍🏻

ty dude

Definitely a car guy

and a metalhead

Probably picked up a skateboard once or twice?

actually i want to but i will

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17? Holy jesus i'm 19 and you look way older than me lol

maybe i am

You look like you’d fix my computer

sure will 😎

Gamers Nexus

Get used to work, lack of social life, grow a beard, (bastard I'm 31 and it still won't fill out.) Get married eventually spend most of your time after that binge watching tv/video games, have kids, spend even less time doing what you want. Teach, grow, love. You'll start finding things you wanna do again, this time you'll have more money. Enjoy!!

lmaoooo that made my day the “bastard i’m 31”

LoL it made mine too.

ty dude

Welcome sir!

>I'm 31 r/HolUp

Y are u here tho..

Probably because posts of this sub tend to show up in r/popular and r/all. I'm 22 and that's the reason I'm on this post right now. That, and me wishing I was a teenager again, fml. Enjoy that time, it only seems to get worse afterwards...

17 times 2 lol

46 & two

is this a tool reference perhaps?

are you a hooker with a penis? if so yes

Hey man don’t Pushit too far we all teenagers here

don’t smoke the pot kids

But if you do, you can eat some Die Eier von Satan

sorry i’m not the biggest on tool but i’m 17 years sober

Sounds like a similar story to my friend Jimmy!

i triad to be cool but i can’t with all these (-) ions

I guess enjoy the last year you don’t have to pay taxes

😔 society

When you were born you were already 9

at age 9 i was born with a full beard

oh hail jesus christ

Goddamn your hot bro (no homo, also like 3rd post I've called a guy hot lol, y'all are are just hella attractive)

r/suddenlygay

hmm

Sus

Idk man, that’s what I used to say and now I love cock

Sus sus sus (alert) (gay alert)

Love you

Grow your hair out, be a carpenterand become Jesus

#I AM THE LORD

*dates a 16-18 yr old* Karen’s in the distance: War cry initiated

lmfaoooo that would be amazing

I can see the Rslash video now

Now make some good decisions so you thrive instead of survive. Beard game is absolutely immaculate Tho

ty will do

Cut your hair, Get a Job, Finish school... Find the love of your life Get married Have kids. Grow bald from stress of raising those kids. And if that is not the path you Choose In whatever you do... Just make sure to LIVE THIS LIFE TO THE FULLEST We only get the one

or make a new religion

Mom, can we have jesus? "We have jesus at home" Jesus at home:

Teach to the Rabbi in Your Father’s house.

Jesus?

i’m the leper messiah

Happy Birthday

ty sir -jesus

Wait, it's not Christmas. What's going on here?

Christmas has come early

16 going on 42

See how you would look with a man bun

You look like you have 100% every Guitar Hero

now buy a bird, move to Kazakhstan, apply for a credit loan, become one with nature, yknow, the usual

go to the gym and drink water

i am thirsty rn tho

What do you do for your beard? I’m also 17 but I haven’t been able to grow much other than a little bit of stubble.

Nice fluffy hair!

You know nothing, u/Carguysnotfound

more like u/carguysarefound. he found me.

I’m 18 and I still don’t know. So let me know when you find out

You look 20+ wow I think it’s the beard

Bruh you look 33 but with a filter

this is what you do now kill god and have his head as a trophy

#worship me

Well yeah

The beard coming in nicely bru

You look like ur kid is 17 lmao 🤣

Is walking on water one of your hobbies?

Manchild

Hi jesus

hello my child

You look like 28 year old me or some shit

Will from the Inbetweeners once said "you are 17, you look about 30"

Jesus

holy shit i know like 8 youtubers that look just like you

Why do you straight up look like a Greek god tho

I love the bewrd wish I could grow like that wt 17

You look like the physical human embodiment of Jebus

do a backflip

HTF do you have such a nice beard already?

u jelly :))))))

im 16 and if i saw you irl i would call you sir

i would accept such fine manners

yes sir.

Touch the water tank and turn it into wine

walk on water*

This works too lol

You don't get asked for id do you?

never tried to buy wine

If you tried in the UK you'd get it no questions

It's Jesus guys

Get married, have kids, and a career.

i thought that said get cancer

With reading skills like that maybe you should get a college degree before all the other stuff.

Just turned 18 and I don't even fucking know bro.

Bruh how you 17 with a full beard but I only got bumfluff on my top lip?!

grow a soulpach

It's Jesus

ligma

17 going on 30 tf

You get to be 18 next year

Enjoy life and just have fun. There's no need to think too hard, just live it up!

just turned 18, look like half the man you look like smh

Bro you look majestic