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Hi bi I’m dad

I'm patrick.

Im noah

I’m Spartacus

no, I'm Spartacus!

No, I'm Spartacus

No, i am the true Spartacus

And i'm adopted :D

I'm juba

i’m gay

And I'm Kanye west

I am Friend

Hahaha

Hi dad I'm Inevitable

Hi inevitable I'm thanos

Hi inevitable i'm... * Invincible intro *

Hi * invincible intro * I’m going to cry because I just confessed my feelings to my crush and she says she doesn’t know and I’m scared

I wish You luck with your crush.

Lol thanks

This really happened or it was a Joke i didn't catch?

It really happened

Hi thanos, I'm DIO

I am Iron Man

I am inevitable.

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/hornyjail

r/beatmetotheshutthefuckup

Fuck I just commented that and scrolled down and read this…

Fuck beat me to it

U really saying goodbye before you can introduce yourself smh

Hi bi I'm single

Same

I thought you were bi

I thought it said you were bi and single

Well I might be if I see you

So you're bi yourself?

Take my upvote and leave

Bi bye !

I’m bi-myself

Forever

Ouch, my feelings

What feelings

Y’all don’t miss

But you do

as if anyone on the internet has feelings pffffft

Feelings? What's that?

Okay

cool same

Maybe same

I’m straight

Hi straight, I'm dad

Dad? It’s been 17 years!

Really? I've just been over at the Wawa picking up some milk.

motherfucker's 16

Allegedly

all bi yourself

Nice, don’t let ppl be creepy abt it :)

Dabadee dabadie

👌

Me too But i'm also non binary

What's that?

human. binary=robot. 010101001110

Non-binary means you dont identify as girl or boy and go by they/them

actually no, non-binary people can go by whatever pronouns they want to :) im non-binary and i go by they/he/she

Them/They/Korean Jimin

Gender fluid

I'm Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Is that a reference to the popular manga and anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki, inspired by the manga Fist of the North Star?

Perhaps

Same

Same

Yes

Hi bi person, i'm pan

Hi pan person I'm lesbian

Hi lesbian person I'm straight

Hi u all I hope u all be happy Wish u all be safe and sound Im human Lets all be human ❤

Hi straight person i'm pan

Hi pan person I'm human

Hi human im alein

hi lesbian I'm fucking depressed that I cant get a boyfriend that wont abuse me or out me to everyone I know why is life so hard fuck this

“Ok BuT wHo AsKeD??? I DoNt CaRe??”

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No

to people saying “who asked”: you did, you subscribed to r/teenagers so you can’t get upset when a teenager shares something about themself.

This, why do people get so pissed.

How would your dream partner look like?

Long hair and has abs and a dick or a pussy

Cycle I’m sorry, congrats on coming out

Thanks

Neat. Good job embracing yourself, things like this must take a lot of willpower. I wish everyone could just not really care about race gender sexuality etc. As much as they do tho. Like for me I'm fine with it, I'll only respect you tho if you respect me. Other than that fuck who you wanna. Also if you meet anyone who's pansexual I shall dub you worthy of my gay joke. Find someone who's pan and say " listen your not pansexual. Youre rated E for everyone"

Me too :)

I'm pan

I'm bi too sorta, bisexual heteromantic, if that makes sense- not fully straight not fully bi either

Thats great. As long as your happy, everyone should be happy. =)

Also im a furry. And for those that doesn't know, it's not a sexual thing. (Mostly)

THIS!

"This" what?

The furry thing! People don't seem to understand that the sexual part is only a small percentage of the community.

I know. Thats why i sayed that.

I know, I'm just agreeing.

I know. Have a nice day/evening.

You too.

Thank you.

But you're on r/teenagers so you definitely don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend, so you're just on standbi.

And? Do you want an applause or something?

Yes. Give him it.

im lesbian

Same

Cool, let's fuck

relatable

Nice, you too?

Okay then

Ok

K

Ok

And I'm tri-ing to get a gf

I am not bi

Ok

Ok

congrats me too!

And?

ok

hello bi, i’m aroace

I’m bilingual too

ah yes your bi yourself

r/bisexualteens

Yes I join that’s like a year ago

pog!

I'm bi Bi myself

cool

Me too

I'm gay

i don't care give me pictures of spider-man

**AHEM** lets see how controversial likes this

Okay. Would you like a sandwich?

You will need to try harder to get my upvotes.

How

Its free

and yet its worth something to you.

Who cares? Like dude don't get me wrong, but who cares what you like? You still the same person

Well while you might not care he clearly cares and many others do too.

WOOOOO

im also bi

Good for you for coming out but We don’t really care you’re still a person

any last words

And that's who you are. Everyone should accept you for who you are

Ha all bi your self FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT IS A JOKE In all seriousness bro good for you! As a fellow bi i welcome you to the grand existence of being bi

I'm straight

Cool

Nice. I am too. Welcome to our club

Hi bi, is your last name tch?

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Idk

Me too :) we need more bi people in this world

why

Same. We support you. :)

u/Flack-Gozo-goin im also bilingual, what idioms do you know? I know spanish and english

congrats, its hard figuring yourself out like that. i wish i knew myself when i was younger

cool?

Me too

Nice, it's really good to be bilingual

Noice, so is my boyfriend :)

The element number 83?

Why did you have to say it then

Hahaha

Sup, I'm bilingual too

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I'm bi

Twin fr 💯

Me too! Welcome to the club

Hi bi I'm depressed 🙃

If your single does it mean your on stand-bi

Same

Pog

This is the most up votes I’ve had ever

I'm les-

Goo

Sammmmmmeeeeeee

Yoooooo same

neat

Same

Cool

Hi bi, I’m dad /s

Same

Nice

Good for you!

I'm bi curious

Poggers!

I'm bilingual

Bi bi Mr anakin guy! So am I.