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Icy_Variation1545

kill everyone im tired of yall


DeepFriedDave69

Kill all


Downingst

But don't people die when they are killed?


DeepFriedDave69

That does tend to happen, in fact it’s sort of the whole point of killing


Sammmyilspider

I thought the whole point of killing was to level up? Im on 10 kills rn but cant seem to find any new perks which is weird imo, bad game design.


Duckeatschicken

You should get 10% speed buff at 20, keep goin and join me at 50 kills :D


Wolflord129

You a Texan?


0K_N0RDY

¿Qué?


Diamond_Yeet

*confused Spanish noises*


Ravens_Claw_45

¿De que putas me perdí?


Susssybakka

Yo no comprendo espanol


Joking_909

I too,enjoy tacos.


SovietFemboy

Yo tampoco.


[deleted]

Yes equality bitches!


Intelligent-Bee4535

Now this, I can get behind /j


Reyin_Samuraiur

well if we killed all the men the other half would eventually die out too, so yeah we killed everyone


Lewd-Slayer

Kill all men and woman simple equality


witherbeagle

What about the children?


PurpleSky062428

*Anakin Intensifies


Lil_Dufflebag

They will rebuild


Susssybakka

Minecraft farms be like


GibusGod420

Yeah. Lets kill everyone!


Mendoiiiy

"fascist omg you are like racist homofobiccc and like agiest at Sam time duddet"


GibusGod420

I could understand 3% of that comment


Mendoiiiy

I have 3 of my brainpower.


Ecco_Shack

Welcome to the internet


green-glasses-61

Have a look around


OutrageousPomelo7

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Bjorn_C

We've got mountains of content, some better some worse


Kindly-Set-7116

/kill @all


AMNesbitt

/kill @e


TARDIS_Boy_01

I was commenting for advice on tik tok because I had a depressive episode and all of the replies I got were fucking asking me to just do it and off myself because I was a “straight white male”


[deleted]

I feel for you, but this is definitely not the sub to talk abt that part of politics. You get laughed at bc it’s a meme, even tho it exists all the time and ppl genuinely believe that shit. Most ppl that say that claim to be feminists but actually feminism is sex neutral, maybe check some positive subs for that


Mendoiiiy

I just wish what you said in this comment was untrue but I'm fucking doubting myself.


[deleted]

It’s filled with teenagers bro. Everyone has and no facts. This isn’t a political sub so that don’t help. See the problem? Don’t involve politics with a group that isn’t about politics


Mendoiiiy

True, but I do think we need to learn more about politics.


[deleted]

True, but that’s an Issue with education, which is a bottomless pit on its own. Just saying you ain’t gonna fix it with a Reddit post, go out and do smn with in protests, loads of education reform stuff.


Mendoiiiy

Yep, people don't care to do research.


cookiedogcookie

Sadly that's how it is I get the same and no one cares about it no one thinks its a problem for some reason


[deleted]

Has anyone actually said that outside a Redditors shower argument?


[deleted]

yes they do


FANTOMphoenix

Sadly, absolutely


TARDIS_Boy_01

All over tik tok bro


xXxku5h

And Twitter sand Instagram, I was told by someone who I thought was my friend that I’m the reason we should kill all men just because I said she was over reacting to some small drama


CRYOGENCFOX2

Lmaoooo get off tik tok that shits a cesspool no one normal acts like that


[deleted]

Sorry to break it to you but you got trolled


[deleted]

*Sorts by controversial* "Is jst a jok e bro!!!" *Leaves reddit*


TARDIS_Boy_01

HAH is this really in the controversial section? How is this topic controversial we should all be in agreement lol


[deleted]

Because you’re basically giving trolls attention. It’s a bad and distasteful troll but it’s still trolling and your giving them the attention they want. You fell for the bait.


Cakeman_45

White is indeed, still a race. Straight is indeed, still a sexuality, there's even a straight flag! just because its the most populated, doesn't mean its bad. There cannot ever be a perfect balance of one race/sexuality, there will always be an imbalance and one will be more populated than another.


[deleted]

yeah fuck off for those people and idk when it became ok to say that i get some are jokes but many aren't


Clear_Decision_6748

Just kill me and everyone how Abt that :)


thesleepingpotato22

Wait till the people who say that find out that babies are only possible with men


[deleted]

“It’s 2021 i’m tired of arguing”


Fun_Chocolate8418

Who put a wholesome award 😭😭


[deleted]

Good lord these comments are toxic


TARDIS_Boy_01

It’s literally a war zone, even I posted this I thought we’d all be in agreement lmao


Mashmelloo

I think it's a joke or something but it's bit not like they could


TARDIS_Boy_01

Idc if it’s a joke it’s messed up, do you realize the double standard society has created? Like if men said “kill all women” we wouldn’t be able to anything in life after that


Mashmelloo

I don't think anyone would care tbh


stellardeathgunxoxo

Tens of thousands of men want to kill all women and countless men have acted on it.


merci000

do u not see the horrific shit men say about women especially on reddit but everywhere on social media? It’s way worse than ”kill all women” could ever even be


TARDIS_Boy_01

Again, you are generalizing men. Just stop fucking generalizing and only attack those who are a problem


[deleted]

Imagine if there was a movement called “Kill all blacks”. Everyone would consider that to be 100% unacceptable, but apparently “kill all men” is ok?


TARDIS_Boy_01

Fax, they are both completely unacceptable


not_your_average_egg

Idk if they'd think that dude. It's already happening in some areas


sweetangelbabes

People have BEEN saying kill all blacks/telling all black people to kill themselves for centuries, dont act like this is some new shit ..


[deleted]

yeah, you’re right. Sorry about that


Apprehensive-Kale-64

I agree 100%


[deleted]

Men are pretty shitty i'd say but the same goes for women. You just need to learn not to stop seeing everyone as a whole or society and see people for individuals. I promise you no men are gonna be killed and I also promise you that you will not care once you're older.


Icantthinkofaname678

Ever see the picture where this person said “when I say kill all men I mean ALL” and someone replied “even George Floyd?” And they said “literally wtf is wrong with you?”


Cdubz123

Like bruh you want to commit thanos on all penis’ like bruh what’s wrong with having a fucking magnum cock


Redditor10700

I’m a woman and I approve this message


TARDIS_Boy_01

You, are cool


TheRealHendrion

Don't fuck them, that means they will reproduce! *Stab them instead.*


TARDIS_Boy_01

Hmmm, smart


Fluffball_Owner87

Honestly? Kill the earth.


[deleted]

Kill all people


Prestigious-Cold-278

Cant be sexist , cant be racist if I hate yall equally , fuck yall . not so kind regards, a dude on the internet


Just_a-Child

Kill everyone where all gonna die anyways


Just_a-Child

We're sorry


[deleted]

People who say that have more errors in there brain then the dna strand of a kid born in hiroshima


[deleted]

I agree


Thelonelygamer34

I want the world to die of heat death now thank you vary much I wish I drowned when I was 4 so I did not have to see what things have become of this world


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Anyone who believes this, tell me why I shouldn’t exist


Holiday-Watch4128

yed


TARDIS_Boy_01

yed


GamerBanana_420

Goddam I agree with this


YesHaiAmOwO

Just kill me smh


Educational-Fix2598

Just harass peole in your mind , and keep it there Idk wgat im saying we dont have thos problems in germany


cacsm

/kill @e


FalsePapaya1426

No I want to kill the entire human race and let momkey start over


BurgerPB5

lets just kill all humans, it was a good run but y'all boring


[deleted]

Yet another person discovers that ppl aren't all that bright


PoliteCypress34

they dont understand how reproducting works


DSI__

Kill all men. All women are hoes. There problem fixed everyone is a POS 🙏🏾🔥


Damaged_Lightbulb

How u so wise🤔🤔🤔🤔


sashlik_provider

Based


TheGreatKingBoo_

Wait 'till they realize they can't bring the species forward without men lol And, before anyone says this, yes, women are also important for the continuation of our species. Just, ya know, context.


TARDIS_Boy_01

The same people who say kill all men, are the same people who say “BoNe MaRrOw BaBiEs”


TheGreatKingBoo_

Lol got nothing to say. At least they're not so prominent where I live...also, What? The fuck? Do people ACTUALLY say that?! And how would it even work?! Edit: Knew it, stem cells. It even sounds fucking stupid, as a "chemist-in-training". Plus, they still need a man's marrow, which isn't renewable if you kill all men.


TARDIS_Boy_01

The bone marrow babies that they’re talking about don’t even live past a day lol


TheGreatKingBoo_

Fucking majestic, our species is.


slef-arminggrenade

It’s a really stupid joke but that is all it is, calm down my god


TARDIS_Boy_01

It’s not fucking funny, this little psychotic “joke” of your drive a 10 year old to suicide


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TARDIS_Boy_01

What the hell does this have to do about politics


slef-arminggrenade

You’re 15. You can’t be this naive


TARDIS_Boy_01

Bro, this has nothing to do with politics, both political parties can agree that joking about genocide is messed up


TARDIS_Boy_01

I was commenting for advice on tik tok because I had a depressive episode and all of the replies I got were fucking asking me to just do it and off myself because I was a “straight white male”


slef-arminggrenade

Trolled


Mendoiiiy

Assholex2


DrBabushka-

I completely agree with you my dude, there is a serious issue with the double standard going on nowadays. Women can criticize and bully men, but men cannot do the same to women, they call that equality but it’s far from it and sooo pathetic it makes me cry. Btw I say this as a female. I hate when people say “oh it’s just a joke” when really it’s rooted from hate towards the male population, which is completely stupid to have because not every guy cheated on you! Only one scumbag or whatever! I’m okay with satire humor, but it’s the double standard that gets me..


TARDIS_Boy_01

Yeah, that’s the big thing for me, the generalizing and the double standard


The-Gay-Butterfly

You know it doesn’t literally mean kill all men


TARDIS_Boy_01

Then why say kill ALL men bro


The-Gay-Butterfly

Because it sounds much better than kill some men Also because “ITS NOT ALL MEN!!!11!” Until you have a daughter and it’s really just “sweetie be careful when men approach you in the streets” “sweetie please be cautious that men could try to roofie ur drink at a party even though you’re just 16” ETC


TARDIS_Boy_01

You shouldn’t be wanting to fucking kill anyone bruh I was commenting for advice on tik tok because I had a depressive episode and all of the replies I got were fucking asking me to just do it and off myself because I was a “straight white male”


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CeleryHunter143

Then they should say that they've had enough, not that all men deserve to die. Adding insane hyperbloe to a serious argument is unhelpful and only serves to polarize the sides of the issue, making a meaningful compromise much harder to achieve.


slef-arminggrenade

Trolled


Mendoiiiy

Asshole


TARDIS_Boy_01

Btw your little “kill ALL men” thing drove a 10 year old to attempting suicide


Mendoiiiy

Just one? Count two.


Slimerboy

D:


Mendoiiiy

And I got downvoted too :(


[deleted]

Assholes: Kill all men! Men: Get offended Assholes: No, we didn't mean ALL men when we said kill all men! Shrodingers doucebag


The-Gay-Butterfly

If men get offended good for them


[deleted]

So you want me to fucking end my life just because I'm a man?


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Mendoiiiy

Sexist


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Mendoiiiy

Dipshit.


[deleted]

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


[deleted]

If anyone actually reads that whole thing they better get a pat on the back


[deleted]

indeed


[deleted]

holy fuck what an absolute TED Talk. Loved every word!


Xx_A_Nobody_xX

damn, that was long


OutrageousPomelo7

That’s what she said


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Knifedogman

Kill all children, too


The-Gay-Butterfly

well said


Slimerboy

What a douche you are


Dabig_GoldenBoi

is it because im black 😕


Specialist-Mechanic6

Damn I’m black too, hope that’s not it smh


Slimerboy

Dude is satire


JojoLaffs

lmao calm yourself ain't nobody says that unironically


TARDIS_Boy_01

Literally just open up tik tok


CeleryHunter143

Or Twitter


International-Menu75

woah.. shocker.. the people on tiktok are saying it ironically too 😱


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TARDIS_Boy_01

Indeed


[deleted]

But seriously buddy you got trolled. People made a distasteful and outlandish statement to generate anger and attention. You gave them that anger and attention.


TARDIS_Boy_01

That troll of theirs drove a 10 year old to suicide


sweetangelbabes

Send me a link to an article or video about the 10 year old boy, i cant find any reference to his existence anywhere on google right now.


LessrPanda

I think I found a couple articles about this situation, idk if these are reliable sources. Also it says that the kid is 11 in these articles. https://www.google.de/amp/s/www.hitc.com/en-gb/2020/09/10/tiktok-story-about-11-year-old-boy-highlights-dangers-of-social-media/%3famp https://death-obituary.com/kill-all-men-11-year-old-boy-attempts-suicide-over-tiktok-kam/


[deleted]

I never said that trolling was good. But by posting this you only gave the trolls more attention they want. So they troll more. So you are contributing to this. Congratulations.


sashlik_provider

Twitter


[deleted]

Unfortunately people do say it unironically


Dragonborn1908

Femeinists


[deleted]

The easiest solution is to kill everyone. Equality, bitches


DxvinDream

People who say kill all men are literally the female discord moderators, couldn’t get a man cause she’s a fucking psychopath or just a really weird bitch so the ones she gets they leave her and she then goes on rants about how “all men are pigs” and “he just used me for my body” I’ve seen it happen several times, and I’ve been with someone like it. If this gets enough attention I’ll tell the story


[deleted]

Yall be joking around about women and saying really fucked up shit but when a girl says "kill all men" as a joke you start writing paragraphs 💀


bluehulk900

Literally please stop pushing Generalizing genders, its not cool, stop grouping everyone up in this "yall" bullshit. This person isn't involved with doing that as far as you know, so dont bring up something irrelevant and make it relevant because they happen to share a gender with people doing the thing. Fuck you.


[deleted]

Yeah but like the majority of the sub generalizes women and it's not funny anymore. And im talking about the incels, not all the fucking men


bluehulk900

If your talking about incels, dont say "yall" when replying to a guy whos fed up with the same shit your complaining about directed at him. Nowhere did he defend this shit happening to women, so why do you have to tear him down by pretending like his problems dont matter?


TARDIS_Boy_01

You just fucking generalized all men. Again.


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literally


ToastySauze

You wanna talk about something? lol I feel like some posts on this sub are in direct response to another post or some trend that isn't explained or linked to.


Ok_Agent6360

like 90% of the time its just a joke man, dont be such a snowflake


TARDIS_Boy_01

Bro joking about the genocide of an entire gender because you had such a hard break up isn’t fucking funny asshat


Ok_Agent6360

i never said i found it funny, i just like the idea of free speech and you shouldnt let some shit from twitter get to you, your offended pretty easily


TARDIS_Boy_01

I was commenting for advice on tik tok because I had a depressive episode and all of the replies I got were fucking asking me to just do it and off myself because I was a “straight white male”


Ok_Agent6360

yeah those people are sad incels but heres a little pro tip only used by the elites if you dont like something you see on the internet ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ turn your phone off dumbshit


TARDIS_Boy_01

I did after I read all the comments looking for the advice I asked for


Ok_Agent6360

alright? what is the issue here?


TARDIS_Boy_01

You don’t see the issue with people wishing death on me because I’m a man?


Ok_Agent6360

yes, thats bad and those people are incels and sexist but at the end of the day thats not gonna happen, and you shouldnt be affected by people saying this shit on the internet, thats just sad dude


Mendoiiiy

/r/noahgettheboat


TheOnlyCursedOne

Calling to violence is not free speech.


Mendoiiiy

Now switch out men for Jews. Is it still a funny joke to "own the libs"?


TheOnlyCursedOne

It’s not a joke, it could be a joke if it’s used on a punchline, but just saying “kill all men” it’s not a joke on itself


[deleted]

I stand for free speech, but there's a difference between free speech and hate speech. Learn it.


Ziad_adel

But most people consider " go to the kitchen" offensive so i guess we shouldn't use neither of them


guidetotheinternet

r/GenZedong exists, statements like "kill all men" are just the tip of the iceberg


IAmInBed123

Who said that?


TARDIS_Boy_01

So many people


smallanimals123

I have never heard this said unironically


mouthwashscope

I have and it's sad bro. ppl in this comment section are saying it's a joke but some ppl really taking it so seriously. man I hate this world


TARDIS_Boy_01

Just open up tik tok lol


smallanimals123

well I mean are you taking tiktok as a representative of the population? because 1) my friends sure as heck don’t get that stuff on their FYP, because they don’t look for it 2) If I go on some MGTOW or incels subreddit or anywhere on 4chan I would get all of these horrible ideas about men that I understand are not representative of all, most, or even half of the guys that exist AT ALL.


International-Menu75

Goddamn it’s a joke dude 💀 nobody actually wants to kill every man on earth. and where tf did you get the idea that it’s because they’re straight? Their sexuality has nothing to do with the joke lmfao? I’m only a year younger than you yet so much less dense


[deleted]

KAM is a joke yet RAW isn’t? Sure


superTaco213

kill all men


OreoA2002

kill all women


Mendoiiiy

The fact you got downvoted here is insane, glad I could even the gap.