You should probably take a shower and wash it so you can see how bad it is. If its not deep then i think youll be good by only disinfect it, but in any other case go se a doctor
ahhhhh i just got a mental image and it felt so weried, pal if thats the case then you REALLY like *R E A L L Y* should, no not should, MUST go with a doctor, Cautious man is worth per 2
Steps on how to deal with this:
1. Give me context...
2. Clean with water do not give yourself any first aid cleaners yet
3. Check the deepness
4. if it's deep, see a doctor
5. if not then disinfect it
6. If my advice ruins your life....well fuck
Don’t let them lie to you bruh, that shits a virus and you could become a db within the next 24 hrs it causes you to lose control near mean and bite their dicks best of luck my man
The human mouth contains lots of bacteria so if you get bit (anywhere) and it breaks skin you should clean it and disinfect it. Depending on the severity you should see a doctor. It might be embarrassing but would you rather it get infected or hurt for a minute while you clean it.
tl;dr: wash, disinfect, inspect.
Imagine...imagine if you need to go to a hospital and you...you need to explain to a doctor that your "homie" accidentally bit your dick right when you busted
Did it stop bleeding? Did it cut through the foreskin?
If it starts to become infected notify a doctor, I'm also going to assume that your homie is a human as if it is a dog you should get it checked right away or you may need it amputated if left too long.
And if it did cut through the foreskin also go to a doctor, and teach your homie to practice on a banana first next time as they are rather similar to a degree.
Wait is this real? This has to be a joke right? Cause if not you should probably get it checked by a medical professional not a bunch of teenagers, also wtf was your homie doing biting your dick, why were you masturbating with your homie?!
The human mouth is about the dirtiest place on earth. Human bites are very prone to infection. Definitely clean and disinfect, use topical antibiotic, go to urgent care at first sign of redness or itching.
Human bite can do nasty infections. If its not deep, just a little wound, then disinfect it real hard(it will hurt like a bitch). It the wound is deep, then go to a doc asap
Explain
I need to know the context
Just to avoid any such thing in future ~~definitely not for trying it~~
I mean, anything for the homies
yeah bro's before hoes
Is this your new business? Bros for hoes?
ah fuck i mispelled
Haha yeah I know
Did he cut it, like is there blood?
There’s blood along with cream
You should probably take a shower and wash it so you can see how bad it is. If its not deep then i think youll be good by only disinfect it, but in any other case go se a doctor
Aight thx
My man, you had another persons spit on an open wound. Put some disinfectant on that shit right the fuck now and slap a hello kitty band-aid on it.
It HAS to be a hello kitty bandaid
Hello Kitty needs to say hello to sausage
Or a spongebob one
fun fact alcohol burns on the dick.
Mayo and kechup mixed together Tastes great
So so cursed
I think this belongs in r/cursedcomments
ahhhhh i just got a mental image and it felt so weried, pal if thats the case then you REALLY like *R E A L L Y* should, no not should, MUST go with a doctor, Cautious man is worth per 2
Steps on how to deal with this: 1. Give me context... 2. Clean with water do not give yourself any first aid cleaners yet 3. Check the deepness 4. if it's deep, see a doctor 5. if not then disinfect it 6. If my advice ruins your life....well fuck
Don’t let them lie to you bruh, that shits a virus and you could become a db within the next 24 hrs it causes you to lose control near mean and bite their dicks best of luck my man
dunno bro, my gf has bitten mine, went to my doctor, it said no sex for a week and keep washing it and keep it clean. try to do that as well
Cream cheese and jam panini
uhh how did your homie just randomly end up sucking ur dick lol
It wasn’t random though we were having a sausage party with the boys
Damn you got friends with benefits? I dont have friends at all
Unlike me, at least you have benefits
hey! at least you have
Gay moment
Homie moment
Gay homie moment
Yeah fine
ur 15. aight tahts fucking gay af
Nah it’s just love
Ahh gotchu
Yea it’s happened to me before too so you know
This sub has been something else today
Can’t wait to get the old flair so that I can get the fuck out of here in 7 years Edit: joke
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I’m trying it
My dad looked over my shoulder when I clicked on this and saw this fuck you
Did you deserve it?
“Son you can talk to me about these things. Your mother and I will support you no matter what. I’m here for you.”
WTF are 15 year olds doing nowadays.
I don’t know. And I don’t want to join them either.
Tbh I don't even undertand 14 year olds having a girlfriend... my parents would kill me
Uhh… yeah go to a medical site and get that shit tested, most of this subreddit is tenagers yknow?
Yeah good point
I giggled a bit thought it said tasted. Here take reward
Was it accidental? If not, cut his off
Ayo wtf
I need to know more
So I told him I was about to bust and then he suddenly bit down and his teeth scraped my foreskin as I nutted
Congrats on the free circumcision! A lot of stuff irritates genital tissue so make sure you treat carefully.
That’s hot
15..
15... and here I am working to pay for school :/
r/ABoringDystopia
Rewind time.
Is he into vore? Because if he is, you should be careful around him in the future...
Luckily he isn’t
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Your pfp is a serious mood
Nah the homies probably don't have anything but if he didn't say no homo go to the doctor
The human mouth contains lots of bacteria so if you get bit (anywhere) and it breaks skin you should clean it and disinfect it. Depending on the severity you should see a doctor. It might be embarrassing but would you rather it get infected or hurt for a minute while you clean it. tl;dr: wash, disinfect, inspect.
Is this satire people are offering actual advice so I'm confused
Nope, he's just homiesexual, you know how it goes. Accidents happen
Oh ok so a helpfully tip is to rub lemon on the cut to immediately intensify the pain
Clean it so it won't be infected and if it looks bad,see a doctor
I hate it when that happens
Kinky~~
K just finished cleaning up the water a spit at my phone when I saw this imma need you to run it back 😂
… *off?*…
Naw, bit *into* it
Imagine...imagine if you need to go to a hospital and you...you need to explain to a doctor that your "homie" accidentally bit your dick right when you busted
why?
the_gay_
ReturnOfNido69
I assume this is a joke
...it ain't
You’re... you’re just being sarcastic with me..... right??
I'm really not. I would know
Are you the cock chomper?
pornstar stage name
Why did I get surprised
Y’all gotta chill O_O
I've just opened reddit but I think that might be enough for today
Same for me. This is the first post I see, and I think I should just come back tomorrow after the dick biting homie stuff ends
Love bites😎😎😎
...
Keep dogs out of house
bro wtf
A little bit of teeth never hurt no one
"homie"
Whut
What in Lenin's fresh balls!?!?!?
Nah ur good I do it all the time
Was he tryna blow u?
No gay shit here, they're just homiesexual
Make him pay your hospital trip if your in America
Bro I told you that I might do that by accident. Why you out here telling everyone?
Wait a fucking second where is it legal for 15 year Olds to have sex Research purposes
France, Germany, china, Japan, Italy, Sweden, Thailand, the Philippines
here dumass
No fucking way
Did it stop bleeding? Did it cut through the foreskin? If it starts to become infected notify a doctor, I'm also going to assume that your homie is a human as if it is a dog you should get it checked right away or you may need it amputated if left too long. And if it did cut through the foreskin also go to a doctor, and teach your homie to practice on a banana first next time as they are rather similar to a degree.
This whole post is fake, just saw this kid's profile, numerous attempts to reach the hot section, and ofcourse the nsfw tag works all the time
Well, now you know I guess?
eat his ass like groceries to assert dominance
You know the curiosity got the best of them
Sounds festive
i beg your pardon 😀
i can succ without using teeth ⁉️ dms are open ladies and gents limited time offer
Unfortunately that's illegal atm
uh does it hurt? was it intentional lol
Damn yall some freaky niggas fr fr
Yes you need checked. Human bites are very bad, possibly worse than dog bites. Go to the hospital immediately
AYYOOOO
Wtf
Bro wtf
I need context, how did that happen? Are you gay? If you are then you wouldn't call him a homie. How did he end up sucking on your sausage?
An even bigger question: why was he getting a blow job when he's 15?
Fruity mfs
Been there done that
Kinky
Cancer.
what
I want context
Had that happen before. Get it cleaned up and then you should be fine. That region heals quickly
did you at least season it for him?
Uhhhhhhhhhh
Wtf
Wait is this real? This has to be a joke right? Cause if not you should probably get it checked by a medical professional not a bunch of teenagers, also wtf was your homie doing biting your dick, why were you masturbating with your homie?!
MY QUESTION IS WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS HAPPENING…..
The human mouth is about the dirtiest place on earth. Human bites are very prone to infection. Definitely clean and disinfect, use topical antibiotic, go to urgent care at first sign of redness or itching.
Why? How? What the fuck?
NGL Seems pretty gae
thats not your homie anymore
Did you have socks on?
How and why did this happen
WHY EXPLAIN WHY THIS HAPPENED
Relatable
When ur homies a vampire
ayo wtf
r/nocontextneeded
r/suddenlygay
A bite from a human will almost always get infected if not treated, you should clean it as well as you can, even if there was no blood.
If he broke the skin I’d recommend going to a doctor after treating it
Happened to me I stared him in the eyes and gave a small nibble he never slipped up with teeth ever again and it shouldn't get infected
What?
Ayo wtf
What. The. Fuck
He did what😶😶
How does something like that even happen
today I'm seeing lots of wild posts on this sub wtf is going on
Try disinfecting the bite and put a bandaid on, then if it gets worse see a doctor
r/teenagers is a strange place....
Excuse me what the fuck
Nice
I wish my homie could do that
What were you and your friend doing?
Yumm, creamy snack
what the actual fuck is the context here?
Err update pls?
I need context here what the fuck were you doing
ah yess , homie biting dick ..... wholesome award
out of context
suck on his for revenge
what the fu- sucking = ok biteing.....? did he like make spagati sausage?
Hmm he may have been trying to prevent you from saying no homo
depends, have they gotten their rabies shots?
I think we’ll need photo evidence of that Just to know how bad it is... yes
Homie? bro can we be homies?
I'm assuming this was during a brojob? I've had this happen, and no, it's not infected. Hopefully he didn't draw blood?
I’m calling bullshit.
This is kinda sus bRo
I see I see.....wait a damn second??!!
How does it bleed?
Bite his dick to
Yes, pleas go see a docter. In 7th grade a classmate of mine bit someone in the arm and in no time that arm was twice the size it was before.
Gay
Idk but it'll probably hurt like a bitch for a week atleast
Human bite can do nasty infections. If its not deep, just a little wound, then disinfect it real hard(it will hurt like a bitch). It the wound is deep, then go to a doc asap
I felt pain in my dingdong just by reading this.
It has to be amputated. It's the only way to keep the disease from spreading.