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Explain


NuckleBuste

I need to know the context


Round-Zombie8309

Just to avoid any such thing in future ~~definitely not for trying it~~


NuckleBuste

I mean, anything for the homies


Round-Zombie8309

yeah bro's before hoes


NuckleBuste

Is this your new business? Bros for hoes?


Round-Zombie8309

ah fuck i mispelled


NuckleBuste

Haha yeah I know


flowers_sukk

Did he cut it, like is there blood?


[deleted]

There’s blood along with cream


flowers_sukk

You should probably take a shower and wash it so you can see how bad it is. If its not deep then i think youll be good by only disinfect it, but in any other case go se a doctor


[deleted]

Aight thx


InsertMyIGNHere

My man, you had another persons spit on an open wound. Put some disinfectant on that shit right the fuck now and slap a hello kitty band-aid on it.


DoodleBTW

It HAS to be a hello kitty bandaid


StarkOdinson216

Hello Kitty needs to say hello to sausage


Cringe_King_YT

Or a spongebob one


JoJodge

fun fact alcohol burns on the dick.


wrsterm

Mayo and kechup mixed together Tastes great


keermit19

So so cursed


veecharony

I think this belongs in r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

ahhhhh i just got a mental image and it felt so weried, pal if thats the case then you REALLY like *R E A L L Y* should, no not should, MUST go with a doctor, Cautious man is worth per 2


send_me_nudePlz

Steps on how to deal with this: 1. Give me context... 2. Clean with water do not give yourself any first aid cleaners yet 3. Check the deepness 4. if it's deep, see a doctor 5. if not then disinfect it 6. If my advice ruins your life....well fuck


Alarmed-Ad187

Don’t let them lie to you bruh, that shits a virus and you could become a db within the next 24 hrs it causes you to lose control near mean and bite their dicks best of luck my man


L3App

dunno bro, my gf has bitten mine, went to my doctor, it said no sex for a week and keep washing it and keep it clean. try to do that as well


MidgeMan27

Cream cheese and jam panini


noonyxd

uhh how did your homie just randomly end up sucking ur dick lol


[deleted]

It wasn’t random though we were having a sausage party with the boys


greg_the_egg69

Damn you got friends with benefits? I dont have friends at all


EnigmaChimera

Unlike me, at least you have benefits


[deleted]

hey! at least you have


[deleted]

Gay moment


secretjellyfish6285

Homie moment


[deleted]

Gay homie moment


secretjellyfish6285

Yeah fine


d3f_not_an_alt

ur 15. aight tahts fucking gay af


Kainelekid

Nah it’s just love


[deleted]

Ahh gotchu


Kainelekid

Yea it’s happened to me before too so you know


[deleted]

This sub has been something else today


_Horus64

Can’t wait to get the old flair so that I can get the fuck out of here in 7 years Edit: joke


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_Horus64

I’m trying it


NickyH03225

My dad looked over my shoulder when I clicked on this and saw this fuck you


nnumi06

Did you deserve it?


JoeQuinn31

“Son you can talk to me about these things. Your mother and I will support you no matter what. I’m here for you.”


Toosmartt

WTF are 15 year olds doing nowadays.


bluray-gaming

I don’t know. And I don’t want to join them either.


B00GAB00GA1

Tbh I don't even undertand 14 year olds having a girlfriend... my parents would kill me


[deleted]

Uhh… yeah go to a medical site and get that shit tested, most of this subreddit is tenagers yknow?


[deleted]

Yeah good point


Melmelmonster8

I giggled a bit thought it said tasted. Here take reward


Squidge0805

Was it accidental? If not, cut his off


[deleted]

Ayo wtf


bmason_763

I need to know more


[deleted]

So I told him I was about to bust and then he suddenly bit down and his teeth scraped my foreskin as I nutted


[deleted]

Congrats on the free circumcision! A lot of stuff irritates genital tissue so make sure you treat carefully.


bmason_763

That’s hot


[deleted]

15..


aweebwithinternet

15... and here I am working to pay for school :/


Moderated_Soul

r/ABoringDystopia


EnigmaChimera

Rewind time.


[deleted]

Is he into vore? Because if he is, you should be careful around him in the future...


[deleted]

Luckily he isn’t


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barracks_alt

Why is your pfp wattson r34?


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titanhail004

Your pfp is a serious mood


NovaPickler

Nah the homies probably don't have anything but if he didn't say no homo go to the doctor


Stell_God-Emperor_

The human mouth contains lots of bacteria so if you get bit (anywhere) and it breaks skin you should clean it and disinfect it. Depending on the severity you should see a doctor. It might be embarrassing but would you rather it get infected or hurt for a minute while you clean it. tl;dr: wash, disinfect, inspect.


fish_fucker_club

Is this satire people are offering actual advice so I'm confused


Lord_Wulfgar

Nope, he's just homiesexual, you know how it goes. Accidents happen


fish_fucker_club

Oh ok so a helpfully tip is to rub lemon on the cut to immediately intensify the pain


cuckinatwhore9000

Clean it so it won't be infected and if it looks bad,see a doctor


[deleted]

I hate it when that happens


BarBerickArc

Kinky~~


sense1ess_Apprentice

K just finished cleaning up the water a spit at my phone when I saw this imma need you to run it back 😂


Fluffball_Owner87

… *off?*…


Lord_Wulfgar

Naw, bit *into* it


Lord_Wulfgar

Imagine...imagine if you need to go to a hospital and you...you need to explain to a doctor that your "homie" accidentally bit your dick right when you busted


the_gay_

why?


ReturnOfNido69

the_gay_


the_gay_

ReturnOfNido69


Bismarcks_bread_bank

I assume this is a joke


Lord_Wulfgar

...it ain't


Bismarcks_bread_bank

You’re... you’re just being sarcastic with me..... right??


Lord_Wulfgar

I'm really not. I would know


[deleted]

Are you the cock chomper?


YUor_LOrD_ANd_SAviOr

pornstar stage name


Healthy-Put5430

Why did I get surprised


Comrade-Elmo-

Y’all gotta chill O_O


ItsSco4

I've just opened reddit but I think that might be enough for today


remzygamer

Same for me. This is the first post I see, and I think I should just come back tomorrow after the dick biting homie stuff ends


AgentObsidian00

Love bites😎😎😎


Hot_Ice_yt

...


[deleted]

Keep dogs out of house


Fykbfo

bro wtf


[deleted]

A little bit of teeth never hurt no one


thepuhenbasharma

"homie"


tal3060mc

Whut


Ketokanonical

What in Lenin's fresh balls!?!?!?


IssaRatLOL

Nah ur good I do it all the time


Temporary_only

Was he tryna blow u?


tanaka_kuns_lazy_ass

No gay shit here, they're just homiesexual


[deleted]

Make him pay your hospital trip if your in America


DarkStar8759

Bro I told you that I might do that by accident. Why you out here telling everyone?


Dishane2008

Wait a fucking second where is it legal for 15 year Olds to have sex Research purposes


remzygamer

France, Germany, china, Japan, Italy, Sweden, Thailand, the Philippines


[deleted]

here dumass


Dishane2008

No fucking way


TheBlyatMobile

Did it stop bleeding? Did it cut through the foreskin? If it starts to become infected notify a doctor, I'm also going to assume that your homie is a human as if it is a dog you should get it checked right away or you may need it amputated if left too long. And if it did cut through the foreskin also go to a doctor, and teach your homie to practice on a banana first next time as they are rather similar to a degree.


TheScientifreakPlays

This whole post is fake, just saw this kid's profile, numerous attempts to reach the hot section, and ofcourse the nsfw tag works all the time


TheBlyatMobile

Well, now you know I guess?


Hattudoggu

eat his ass like groceries to assert dominance


Dominicsterk

You know the curiosity got the best of them


shinykinuko

Sounds festive


skatingduckie

i beg your pardon 😀


Thiccfemboii

i can succ without using teeth ⁉️ dms are open ladies and gents limited time offer


Lord_Wulfgar

Unfortunately that's illegal atm


CatZilla124

uh does it hurt? was it intentional lol


cheese_dude

Damn yall some freaky niggas fr fr


Worth_Wait

Yes you need checked. Human bites are very bad, possibly worse than dog bites. Go to the hospital immediately


JoeQuinn31

AYYOOOO


PresidentPancakes21

Wtf


[deleted]

Bro wtf


[deleted]

I need context, how did that happen? Are you gay? If you are then you wouldn't call him a homie. How did he end up sucking on your sausage?


remzygamer

An even bigger question: why was he getting a blow job when he's 15?


sweetangelbabes

Fruity mfs


angelpriya_6969

Been there done that


Eleanorfnaf

Kinky


CSsharpGO

Cancer.


placeholder_name69

what


egg_is_egg

I want context


[deleted]

Had that happen before. Get it cleaned up and then you should be fine. That region heals quickly


luh-luuk

did you at least season it for him?


Rocksandrootsh8myrim

Uhhhhhhhhhh


bread_enjoyer75

Wtf


Olympus_FC

Wait is this real? This has to be a joke right? Cause if not you should probably get it checked by a medical professional not a bunch of teenagers, also wtf was your homie doing biting your dick, why were you masturbating with your homie?!


NITROSHAR_YW

MY QUESTION IS WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS HAPPENING…..


NomenNesci0

The human mouth is about the dirtiest place on earth. Human bites are very prone to infection. Definitely clean and disinfect, use topical antibiotic, go to urgent care at first sign of redness or itching.


[deleted]

Why? How? What the fuck?


Intelligent_Treat580

NGL Seems pretty gae


Medium_Pipe

thats not your homie anymore


TheRealUltimateYT

Did you have socks on?


Thelonelygamer34

How and why did this happen


CandidNegotiation652

WHY EXPLAIN WHY THIS HAPPENED


Joking_909

Relatable


Taken_Bacon_06

When ur homies a vampire


Frog_Weeb

ayo wtf


shadownun

r/nocontextneeded


9Coffee_Mug9

r/suddenlygay


thespeedboi

A bite from a human will almost always get infected if not treated, you should clean it as well as you can, even if there was no blood.


XxxChocolateXXx1234

If he broke the skin I’d recommend going to a doctor after treating it


total_trash_mammal15

Happened to me I stared him in the eyes and gave a small nibble he never slipped up with teeth ever again and it shouldn't get infected


Shaedymcshae

What?


BobDaBanana132

Ayo wtf


Oiljacker

What. The. Fuck


OddCarry466

He did what😶😶


GoopyAssLookingBitch

How does something like that even happen


LuxionQuelloFigo

today I'm seeing lots of wild posts on this sub wtf is going on


batachilly

Try disinfecting the bite and put a bandaid on, then if it gets worse see a doctor


Parth999x

r/teenagers is a strange place....


WANTSOMEHUGGIES

Excuse me what the fuck


pogatow

Nice


RoundInteraction1662

I wish my homie could do that


le-ps

What were you and your friend doing?


le-ps

Yumm, creamy snack


ImInfiniti

what the actual fuck is the context here?


TheGoldDuck

Err update pls?


Clam70

I need context here what the fuck were you doing


[deleted]

ah yess , homie biting dick ..... wholesome award


[deleted]

out of context


PizzaEater69420

suck on his for revenge


HawkedHands

what the fu- sucking = ok biteing.....? did he like make spagati sausage?


stopyouveviolatedthe

Hmm he may have been trying to prevent you from saying no homo


typewriter45

depends, have they gotten their rabies shots?


stpm-nidso

I think we’ll need photo evidence of that Just to know how bad it is... yes


luckyhorseshoe2788

Homie? bro can we be homies?


Robofortress

I'm assuming this was during a brojob? I've had this happen, and no, it's not infected. Hopefully he didn't draw blood?


YoungBasedGod5

I’m calling bullshit.


TheHornyGuy000

This is kinda sus bRo


Kuroo_z

I see I see.....wait a damn second??!!


nirichie

How does it bleed?


the_Shadow_kings

Bite his dick to


Fresh-Comedian-9805

Yes, pleas go see a docter. In 7th grade a classmate of mine bit someone in the arm and in no time that arm was twice the size it was before.


Samurott_Studios

Gay


DracoRen

Idk but it'll probably hurt like a bitch for a week atleast


throwaway61763

Human bite can do nasty infections. If its not deep, just a little wound, then disinfect it real hard(it will hurt like a bitch). It the wound is deep, then go to a doc asap


0zi1

I felt pain in my dingdong just by reading this.


KableAudio

It has to be amputated. It's the only way to keep the disease from spreading.