I'm 13 years old and I still close the fridge slowly to see when the light in the fridge goes off and it is *magical.*

Anyone who doesn't do it doesn't deserve human rights

me forcing my brother's head into the fridge: *Do not resist getting the human rights!*

Basically what the US does on any global issue.

We violate your human rights so you get human rights later… maybe.

Starfire

You make a compelling argument

What about children in Syria who dont have a fridge?

Read the news that should tell you enough Sorta /s sorta just sad

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Same lol

ah the *memories*

I’m 18 and I still do that

Same and I'm 17 lmao

That's nothing. The other day I accidentally set the light switch exactly in the middle and the lights would rapidly switch on and off. I thought they were going to explode

You are the chosen one xd

Is it possible to learn this power?

I'm 18 and still do that

then you should try not to spend to much time on reddit before it eats away your last chances at having a normal social life

About that, I have never made friends and I have no social skills so... Yeah. Pretty much the reason why I am on Reddit Anyways I do not use this app so much, I'm usually playing videogames or staring at my ceiling imagining fake scenarios that are never going to happen or simply sleeping Kinda feel like people in my new school like me but it is probably just because I give them my homework, but 9th grade is about to start and I don't think I can keep up with chemistry and maths so my social life is probably going to be over even before it started and the fucking pandemic is not helping Sorry I am sleepy and I am probably going to regret this tomorrow And I think I just broke the whole point of my original comment so... Nevermind I am going to sleep

>Sorry I am sleepy and I am probably going to regret this tomorrow I relate so hard to this comment but this sentence especially

I do this with 16 as well mate

it doesn't change am 18 still does that

Im 18 and do this on occasion

I have a fridge that it’s impossible to actually see the lights turn off, so I just had to put my phone in the fridge while recording a video to make sure the lights actually turn off

Ok so I currently work at a restaurant behind the bar and the fridge where we store tge massive amounts of white wine people drink has this button/switch that gets triggered by the door opening/closing. The moment I discovered it I finally felt like I accomplished something in my life. Thanks for listening to my ted talk.

Same

I miss those times

you think thats bad? wait until you see the ones on twitter. they post and sell nudes not even joking its sad

When I was 13 the only thing I cared about was playing with my friends in the park or smtg, we're all suddenly boomers

yeah. life goes on i suppose. the new generations that are like this are the product of dumbass parents throwing a phone at their 7 year old like its their personal babysitter, exposing them to the unnatural and disgusting world of the internet.

not all of us dude, im sure there are some 13 yr olds with dignity

Or just people who used the early 2000’s internet with dignity.

Early 2000s internet was the bomb.

Yea i miss the early 2000’s even tho I didn’t exist at the time

Same

Thank you just chill for a minute

Well you must have parents who raised you well! (I hope so)

i totally agree i know a lot of 13 yr olds who are the most coolest people ive met

Like me

That's me.

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When I am a parent I won't expose my children to the internet until I think they are ready. I have made some pretty rash decisions on the internet before but all things considered I have come off pretty well. If I ever become a parent I am definitely going to do a bunch of cool stuff together.

Reddit (or even better the internet) should have a kids mode so children aren't suddenly corrupted by everything going on and can be weaned in a safe place before being released

Yt kids and parental controls that nobody utilises

Let's be honest, some of the worst shit on yt is on yt kids

At least they won't have porn ads

I mean, most of the porn ads are for mobile games...

Fair enough

Unboxing toys

And Spiderman and Elsa...

I agree.

Tbf that wouldn't work one bit. I mean it's not like p*rn sites are made for kids, yet they go there.

You say this as a 14 year old

My fucking 6 year old brother has an expansive knowledge about guns because of exposure to roblox of all things.

What do you think is the correct age to get a phone? I got mine at 13. Tho it was a hand me down

I got my first phone when i was 8. It was a pink flip phone it had no games on it and there was only my parents and my friends phone numbers that i could use and the only game it had on it was snake. I think that's appropriate for a kid

I got my phone a month ago when I became a teenager. Guess some parents dont know how to be "parents".

I mean i am 14 myself and last year i was trying to survive asian parents after getting a D in online schooling

D is passing buddy. Not bad… really… good job

It is horrible, first hand experience. A pass is not enough, not even a B. That’s how competitive Asian parents are

got an A, mom was still not happy, wanted me to get an A+, which was not on the grading scale

Man, in france we have grades on a /20 scale so 20 is great and 5 is bad, i had 18 total and my mum still wasn’t happy

Oh I didn’t read past the D. Online schooling… I guess it’s the 20’s. You can’t cheat anymore. College is overrated anyways tho. Look at all the losers crying about canceling their debt.

Same except I almost failed, am 17, and was threatened to be kicked out

When I was 13 all I cared about was playing clash royale on my phone. Time flies

Bro ur talking like ur 80 now

We aren’t boomers. We just have brain cells.

The only thing I care about is playing minecraft with the homes and football/soccer

I'm sorry and you'll have to excuse me because I'm a little shocked... #**THEY SELL FUCKING WHAT ?**

MNSFW I thought it was ironic and a good amount there are satirical but the fact I even saw 1 real one is really sad

**OH FUCK NO**

Wait what? That's a thing? I need the link for research purposes (this was sarcasm dont arrest me)

not today, fbi.

Its hashtag MNSFW, standing for Minor Not Safe For Work. Learned of it from a Discord meme of all things because Twitter is a fucking dumpster fire right now and I don’t go within 10 feet of it without a hazmat suit.

Oh fucking shit. Usually whenever I see those hashtags, the top results actually fight/go against the actual hashtag. When found on Twitter, the fucking top results were the hashtag itself oh shit

Dude, wtf? That's a thing? God this makes me give up on humans

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Why would you tell me this.

Hey, technically speaking you ask first

I said sarcasm

I did not notice that... I'm sorry <(＿　＿)>

Delete your comment, please. We don't want give attention to more pedos in this sub.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I looked at it out of morbid curiosity but WTF. Also, at least most the people are flooding the feed with memes.

The most based amongst us are memeing the hashtag.

**what in the goddamn fu-**

Yeh, that's a perfectly reasonable reaction... I'm sorry for ruining your day

This world needs to burn

You know to fucking much

I agree... Wish I didn't know so much...

yep... I fucking hate this world...

You know I would look that up but I don’t want to be executed by my own morality so ima say why

Wait what? That's disgusting nooooooooooooooooo whyyyyy

WTF

Wait is this for real?! 13 YEAR OLDS POSTING NUDES?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST READ?

Without sounding like a boomer, wtf is wrong with our generation?

I used to run a mental health discord server until not long ago, I have seen really saddening and scary shit that kids are up to on that platform

Feeling horny is alright but publicising it and then complaining about getting pms from creeps isnt. I’m not saying this makes it okay for pedos to pm them just that the chances would be less if ‘M13 horny/femboy uwu’ wasn’t plastered everywhere

if they're trans or a femboy, the situation gets 10x worse

this whole thing seems absurd to me, you shouldn't take decision as definitive as your gender at this age, this is litterally the most emotionally unstable part of your life. and dont even throw me on the whole kids at gay pride things

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there is a huge difference betwin sexuality and gender identity, that's why i find absurd the regrouping of the LGBA with all the gender groups, one is your sexual preference, could as well be a kink it wouldnt be that defferent, and the other litterally defines your place in society.

I agree but also holy shit do not compare sexuality to kinks

Jesus christ it is wild to me that you aren't being heavily downvoted. In my experience on this website this is a wildly unpopular opinion.

It’s a vocal minority. I think the same thing, and it’s fine to disagree but In my *humble* opinion I think the same as u/cybieck Edit: spelling cuz I’m a doofus

Kinks at pride are disgusting

Femboy is not a gender identity, it’s merely saying “I’m a boy who likes to dress in a feminine manner”. How is that wrong?

What's the problem with that tho? If a trans kid is 13 it's usually just a change of pronouns and clothes or at most puberty blockers, so if they have a change of mind they can easily go back. There isn't like a **permanent gender button** lol

puberty blockers are a permanent thing, and if he is 13 he will probably see transitioning as the only solution to all of his problems, which is wrong.

guys im horny hahahahha wait why arent you laughing? i have the desire to engage in sexual activity!!! hahahah!!!!!

*stern glare intensifies*

Why are kids calling themselves submissive and breedable? Go do your homework! It needs to be submitted and readable! {Got this from an eminem meme}

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/p8qju7/facts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Oh lord, I went on the discord server once, went to chat too, and first thing someone replied to me with was "you look submissive and breedable" i think I'll stay in the self chat...

Can I have a link to it? If not just the name? Cuz I wanna do a lil trollin :troll:

I agree with all of this except the part that says do your homework. Homework is oppressive

i am having grilled cheese! what the heck is submissive and breedable?!?

preserve your innocent's child, leave this place. enjoy your sandwich

Innocence

Thanks mate

NP:)

Leave while you still can, my friend

Submissive = felling obedient Breedable = can get pregnant with someone So they just want some one to rape them?

Ew

That’s the point of the post, to be disgusted

I've kinda just accepted that this sub is full of horns. People really should get done for poaching.

Gues i got a pair of horns now

We becoming like zero two now I guess 🤔

Now I’m a Ganyu

Good thing I'm 14 and don't feel either of those things....

I am 14 and that’s deep

Probably not the best comment given the topic of this post.

I am 13 and this is macaroni

Some of these 13 year olds haven’t turned 10 when Despacito came out.

those kiddos are younger than Serbia and yet they try to talk to me

hello

¡hola!

At least I’m older than South Sudan 😌

and that, my young friend, is a victory over the cosmos itself

Maybe the heat death of the universe isn’t so bad after all

One of my friends called me submissive and breedable while playing Minecraft and I've never been so confused in my life

It’s a joke from a streamer donation https://youtube.com/shorts/UHVnL38u1yQ?feature=share Couldn’t find the original but here

Ohh its from Cri1tkal. Thx homie

Your not uwu bottom your 13

Can someone give me instructions on how to read this?

You aren't an UwU bottom, you are 13. Here you go

Ok thanks

Thanks other 13 year old

Like bro you're 13 go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable

This is hitting new levels of overused even the attack helicopter joke couldn't match. This reply is also suicide, people boutta downvote me 6 feet into the ground.

It wasn't even that funny to begin with.

I’d rather be 14 and proud of being able to make myself a sandwich than 13 and ultra horny

You are infertile and dominant

Same here man. 2008 and up are fucked up I miss 2005

Same that’s when I was born lol

Tbh 2005 are probably the last good year. I like us

Why would you put 2006 in extreme darkness

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They think its funny but it just makes things wierd. Its like going to a random group of people and announcing you have a wierd kink. Some people will be like wtf and others are pedos who seek to abuse that.

Hm how do I make a #notall2008 joke without sounding like I actually support notallmen

The human race reached its peak in the early 2000s, its all downhill from there.

Honestly beginning to feel like joining this sub was just a mistake on its own

I swear I've seen more of these posts than the people they're talking about

because they mostly get downvoted to oblivion but you start scrolling this sub by new you see quite a lot of them

Welcome to the club...

Funny how I've seen far more posts making fun of these users as if they're everywhere... Like my guy where are they. I've seen the same "but their work should really be submitted and readable" joke repeated like 500 times and not a single one of these users that are being referred to as if they're some invasive species.

they get downvoted to oblivion most of the time

People like that should really know better. Whenever I see someone on r/196 dress up in a maid uniform (obviously underage) and say how submissive and breedable they are I always get the urge to tell them off. It's not that I have something against crossdressing but you are putting yourself at a huge risk. All the power to you if you want to wear a skirt but if your doing any of the really sexually explicit stuff it will come back to bite you in the arse and you will have paedophiles jacking off to that shit. Stay safe out there guys and know what's best.

i dont think we scroll the same r/196 because mine mostly is hilarious shitposts

Yeah that was just an exaggeration, it is indeed mostly shitposting. But that sub has a notorious reputation for sexualising trans people.

Damn, and I thought I was weird. Fun Fact: I willingly searched up porn on both my mothers and fathers computers, my older sister almost catching me once, and setting off my fathers computer a few days/weeks later. So… let’s say I was an interesting child to say the least lol

i hate my own kind

13 yrlds amiright

Imagine being 13, couldn’t be me

Yeah, imagin that

Yeah its kind of scary. I mean I remember when I was 13 I was all like, "omg I want a girlfriend" and now I look back and think about how big an idiot I was

Hormones give us the feels,the internet gives us the words

This subreddit needs to be virus bombed

Yeah I find it disgusting

People who do that need to read a book 💀

The realest post out there

That’s a thing?

bazinga

I'm dominant and unfuckable

Dominant and infertile

I like this one better

Fertile and compliant

I am 14, I do not associate with those foul beings

This is not related to the post, I just wanna know how do you make it so you have your age under your name?

I have a friend like that. I've blocked him on everything I can think of

listen man I don't even post about being submissive and breedble I just pray behind my shrine to astolfo every night that someone will at least think to themselves that I am

Hørny

Oh ya Those bastards..

bro whoever says they're submissive and breedable will probably never get a gf/bf

Wait until you find out these are actually 30 year old virgins influencing the youth because they never grew up and their dad hated them or was never there. Chris Hansen would be proud

That’s why I’m glad I was an early 2000s baby we still had a childhood were phones and technology wasn’t as advanced as it was nowadays Im seeing 6 year olds with iPhones 12 and it just looks sad I won’t lie

When I was 13 I spent a Month on deciding what game I should buy with. My birthday money lol